Modern Applications

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Tha C-Master
Am I the only person that can't stand these.

It, being the end of my lawn season, must leave the comforts of my business and work for the "big man".

Instead of the classic papers that ask you basic info and job/education history, you have to sit at their comp and answer 45 min of ridiculous questions.

Seriously stuff like: "Have you ever told a lie", "would you tell us if you have told a lie", "are you still using heroin?"

Then it says, "please be honest."

Well shit, if there is a job that would honestly hire me while I'm addicted to heroin let me know. roll eyes (sarcastic)

What do you guys think?

finti
still using......................what hapepen to "ever tried"

debbiejo
laughing out loud

Yeah, they do word them that way....Try to trick ya.

Tha C-Master
Ever tried xxx before work?

Have you ever done this before?

I had to sit before that a few times yesterday, how annoying.

Bardock42
Originally posted by debbiejo
laughing out loud

Yeah, they do word them that way....Try to trick ya.
Well the better question would be:

"Do you not take Heroine anymore?"

Wickerman
Originally posted by Bardock42
Well the better question would be:

"Do you not take Heroine anymore?"

Correct answer: I never took heroine in the first place.

Incorrect answers: yes or no.

~wickerman~

Bardock42
Originally posted by Wickerman
Correct answer: I never took heroine in the first place.

Incorrect answers: yes or no.

~wickerman~

Exactacorrectly......

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Wickerman
Correct answer: I never took heroine in the first place.

Incorrect answers: yes or no.

~wickerman~ lol.

A mcdonalds application question my bro told me about:

Will you be able to lift 50 or more lbs?


Brothers answers, "of what?"

laughing

Wickerman
Originally posted by Tha C-Master
lol.

A mcdonalds application question my bro told me about:

Will you be able to lift 50 or more lbs?


Brothers answers, "of what?"

laughing

http://www.humorbug.com/fpics/e_humorbug_5e5a3d5580.jpg

ninja

~wickerman~

finti
best answer to would be: no after you stopped dealing I gave it up

debbiejo
They don't give an "other"...The ones I've seen it's just a yes or no...So, you have to write really really little next to it...."Never did it."

Tha C-Master
They eventually get to the "I somewhat agree" thing...

debbiejo
Oh I hate that...

I strongly agree
I agree some what
I ???...don't remember
I disagree
I strongly disagree

Takes forever to fill things out.

Whirlysplatt
Its an emotional intelligence based test - they work pretty well if you analyse one

Bardock42
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
Its an emotional intelligence based test - they work pretty well if you analyse one

Emotional Intelligence = Shit

debbiejo
^ Probably to see if you can work well with others... stick out tongue

Whirlysplatt
Originally posted by Bardock42
Emotional Intelligence = Shit

I disagree I think multiple intelligence whilst really just a commonsense idea is pretty good smile

Bardock42
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
I disagree I think multiple intelligence whilst really just a commonsense idea is pretty good smile

Nah....everything having the Word Emotional in it sucks.....

Tha C-Master
Originally posted by Whirlysplatt
Its an emotional intelligence based test - they work pretty well if you analyse one Some of it is like "do you relate to people well", then there are the other questions that are so painfully stupid and simple.

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