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christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off

Wow. Just.............wow. There have been a lot of posts in my time that have moved me in so many ways, but this................this, the VERY FIRST post by satanicgodd666 (a truly original handle, by the way) has done all that and more for me. The total lack of punctuation, the teen angst that is so apparent in his voice, his intricate detail explaining to us exactly why christian metal pisses him off, and not to mention his ingenious knowledge of music in all its form and splendor. I salute you, satanicgod666. You are truly my spokesperson for this era of anti-christian music. Also, I'd like to nominate you to be the poster child for a new era of pro-abortion. I have a great game for you to play, liitle child: it's called "Go swallow the stuff under the sink."

why are people such assholes over the internet, its funny to me, cuz that was like a little personal attack on him for no reason, just for havin an opinion on something and typing what he was thinking

There is nothing wrong with having an opinion, Phat J. I let this guy have it because of his extraordinarily uninformative and unintelligent post. So, since I'm an a$$hole, why don't you learn to utilize some puntuation skills as well?

oh my...scared

Originally posted by satanicgod666
christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off

you need to find god

There's nothing wrong with voicing dislike a certain deity, in my opinion. If satanincgod666 doesn't like the christian god, then more power to him. He has every right to not like that god and/or the "metal" music exhalting that god. However, I don't see the point for all of the anger and disrespect he had in his post. I, myself, am a dedicated atheist, but at least I'm repectful of other people's beliefs. I don't go around saying "F*ck your god!!" to other people I don't know in the slightest. There's no excuse for that. Posts like that deserve responses like mine.

Originally posted by Phat J
why are people such assholes over the internet, its funny to me, cuz that was like a little personal attack on him for no reason, just for havin an opinion on something and typing what he was thinking

2nd stupidest post of the thread

3rd.

3rd??

Originally posted by satanicgod666
christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off

Easy, don't listen to it. Problem solve...

Holly crap, that post was just.... really REALLY stupid on so many levels.

Originally posted by Impediment
3rd??

as in 3rd dumbest post.

Are there really that many Christian Metal bands in the mainstream?

if you dont like a genre, dont listen to it. simple as that.

I want to know which bands are being referred to here. That would be helpful.

Originally posted by Impediment
Wow. Just.............wow. There have been a lot of posts in my time that have moved me in so many ways, but this................this, the VERY FIRST post by satanicgodd666 (a truly original handle, by the way) has done all that and more for me. The total lack of punctuation, the teen angst that is so apparent in his voice, his intricate detail explaining to us exactly why christian metal pisses him off, and not to mention his ingenious knowledge of music in all its form and splendor. I salute you, satanicgod666. You are truly my spokesperson for this era of anti-christian music. Also, I'd like to nominate you to be the poster child for a new era of pro-abortion. I have a great game for you to play, liitle child: it's called "Go swallow the stuff under the sink."

i second that movement

Originally posted by satanicgod666
well **** god

May god have mercy on your pitiful soul.

huh... well i dont think ive heard of any christian metal i bet its really strange stuff.

There's a Christian death metal band called Zao. That's the only Christian "metal" band I know of, and they're barely mainstream.

But wooowww.... I feel stupid having read this thread.

You've never heard of Stryper? Lucky you.

LMFAO. Stryper. Heh heh heh............"To Hell with the Devil". Jesus Christ, that brings back memories.

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
You've never heard of Stryper? Lucky you.
boo hoo

hear r some christian metal bands. as i lay dying, norma jean, extol,zao demon hunter,Crimson Moonlight, P.O.D, Stryper, Whitecross,

boo hoo hooo hoooooooooo

Originally posted by Afro Cheese
You've never heard of Stryper? Lucky you.

Oh. Yeah. But they don't exist anymore... Do they? fear

"as i lay dying, norma jean, extol,zao demon hunter,Crimson Moonlight, P.O.D, Stryper, Whitecross,"

The bigger problem with most of those bands is that they suck. Not that they are Christian. Besides which, POD aren't metal to begin with.

Not to mention, if you look at all the metal bands that exist/have existed, how can you possibly claim that under 10 Christian bands are taking over the scene? That IS what you're saying, right?

switchfoot and relient k are taking over the music scence

Originally posted by satanicgod666
christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off

wow... what a crappy thread... i am sick of ****ing teenage whinners! grow up

I have no problem with christian metal. I think its stupid, but at least its not being force-fed by MTV, unlike mainstream hiphop

Originally posted by bardock
switchfoot and relient k are taking over the music scence

Switchfoot and Reliant K are also NOT METAL. That they are actually taking over the music scene is an almost absurd statement to begin with.

Originally posted by satanicgod666
christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off

i love u, will u marry me?
chrisitian metal bands should listen to some Black Metal!


666

sarcasm

Originally posted by satanicgod666
christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off

Usually people back up their thoughts with reasons and logic. Your post has neither. And don't worry, you'll eventually grow out of that awkward Satanism phase.

.. I didnt think those words could be used in the same sentence.

Just to piss you off...

CHRISTIAN METAL IS THE SHIZMIESTER!!! WOOO YAAAA!!! \m/0_o\m/

Actually, I don't even know any Cristian Metal bands and I'm agnostic, so hate away!

hahaha you live in florida you suck

what songs are good? I dont think ive ever heard any. it's kinda cool, but different.

this is why i rarely post in this forum anymore.

Erm, guys.. noone has mentioned 'Lamb of God' yet.
They're the Christian 'Slayer', in way of brutality. Just less lyrics about Auschwitz.
Personally I don't like them, but they seem better than most of the shit mentioned so far.

There are a lot more reasons to hate christian metal than "**** god"
I think that most christians would be offended by christian metal as it is inappropriate to associate religion with the music of the devil!(except satanism of course :lol

Originally posted by eggmayo
Erm, guys.. noone has mentioned 'Lamb of God' yet.
They're the Christian 'Slayer', in way of brutality. Just less lyrics about Auschwitz.
Personally I don't like them, but they seem better than most of the shit mentioned so far.

erm, they aren't Christian... the previous name of their band was 'burn the priest'

Originally posted by Df02
erm, they aren't Christian... the previous name of their band was 'burn the priest'
That was a 1998 album... and to me, if you read some of their lyrics, they do have a definite Christian edge there...

"In their salad days in Richmond, VA, LAMB OF GOD members Morton, singer Randy Blythe, bassist John Campbell and drummer Chris Adler operated under the moniker BURN THE PRIEST. After releasing their self-titled album, a split 7", and a split EP with Agents Of Satan, the band changed their name to LAMB OF GOD, added guitarist Will Adler (brother of Chris Adler) and signed to Prosthetic Records."

Christain Metal is an oxymoron

and to to those dumbasses who dont know what that is, try using a one of these.

Originally posted by Df02
"In their salad days in Richmond, VA, LAMB OF GOD members Morton, singer Randy Blythe, bassist John Campbell and drummer Chris Adler operated under the moniker BURN THE PRIEST. After releasing their self-titled album, a split 7", and a split EP with Agents Of Satan, the band changed their name to LAMB OF GOD, added guitarist Will Adler (brother of Chris Adler) and signed to Prosthetic Records."
Okay then, apologies.

Originally posted by mattador
Christain Metal is an oxymoron
Erm, how?
Is there like, a commandment saying Thou Must Not Like Good Music?

Originally posted by eggmayo
Erm, how?
Is there like, a commandment saying Thou Must Not Like Good Music?

Ok, take "Christain" - Everything good and holy. Now take "Metal" - Everything evil, loud and in your face.

Christain + Metal = $&%#

nicely said.

Originally posted by mattador
Ok, take "Christain" - Everything good and holy. Now take "Metal" - Everything evil, loud and in your face.

Christain + Metal = $&%#

you're stupid...

Originally posted by mattador
Christain Metal is an oxymoron


Refresh my memory, how is it an oxymoron?
Christian Metal is basically any type of metal with christian lyrics, Metal is not solely for atheists.

Metal isn't always evil either.

Agreed.

Half of Sabbath's song's are about the stuff thats best in the world or how politics **** things up, for example.

don't all of you know that it's the "new trend" to be "Anti-Christian,"

and Zao is not a death metal band, there more like a hardcore band, and they are pretty mainstream.

Originally posted by MetalHeart
i love u, will u marry me?
chrisitian metal bands should listen to some Black Metal!


666


Oh God

What a way to end a post


666



Besides if you start talking about lyrics Soulfly is pretty Christian too,and on every album they have a little line that says Dedicado Deus...Dedicated to God...

There's no point being anti-christian.
Let them believe in a man-made deity if they really want to.

satanicdog666, you are stupid, you really are...

All your satanist music really pisses me off. As a Christian and a staunch supporter of Christian Death Metal, and no Christian Death Metal is not an oxymoron. Death Metal is a sound and should not be a way of life. Jesus created music, satan corrupted it. Zao is not Death Metal, Crimson Thorn is, look them up, and Vomitorial Corpulence too... look em both up, Crimson Thorn is death metal, Vomitorial Corpulence, is vomitcore, and considered by the real metal people, not your nu metal a$$ holes as the heaviest band ever, not bad for a bunch of churchgoers.. And Aussie too like myself

Wanna know sumdin, satanists are just like punks and emos, they all try to be different, and jsut want attention and publicity.. and they get depressed and kill themselves

I bet satanicdog666 you havent even heard any Christian Death metal before, or been to their concerts, they are insane... and just 1 more thing, what is your favourite band? and I could find bad things to say about your crapheap band...

satan sucks, get your chainsaw and cut him up. ROAR. And you know what's funny, not you...

I hate rap with a passion, but I would rather listen to rap than Slipknot ir any anti Christ wannabes any day...

And jsut for the record... if you think Slipknot are good, I searched for Slipknot comparrisons, and guess waht came up... 50 Cent, Ashanti and Eminem... oh yeah, Slipknot are a bunch of "rappaz" and... OH NO I Better watch out because Slipcock may "smack my ***** up fool"

JESUS METAL RULES!!

Christian metal = lol.

The South Park take on it was hilarious and accurate.

"We're the band Sanctified. We play metal and punk, but with lyrics that inspire faith in Christ."

"Yeah. We proved that Christian music can be tough and hard core"

Cartman: "Yeah, you guys are real hardcore"

"You bet your gosh-darned rear end we are!"

Originally posted by BackFire
Christian metal = lol.

The South Park take on it was hilarious and accurate.

"We're the band Sanctified. We play metal and punk, but with lyrics that inspire faith in Christ."

"Yeah. We proved that Christian music can be tough and hard core"

Cartman: "Yeah, you guys are real hardcore"

"You bet your gosh-darned rear end we are!" haven't seen that episode

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha(this continues for some time, but for the sake of the halfway intelligent beings, it will cease at that ) I feel it is quite a ridiculous topic, though one very deserving of a response, yet we once again find ourselves stuck in a debate/argument (there is a difference.) Topics like this spawn responses clouded by feelings, thus leading to what this has certainly already became; a pointless argument in which no one will come away having learned anything....oh, how good it is good to be back.

Originally posted by \M/ortification
satanicdog666, you are stupid, you really are...

All your satanist music really pisses me off. As a Christian and a staunch supporter of Christian Death Metal, and no Christian Death Metal is not an oxymoron. Death Metal is a sound and should not be a way of life. Jesus created music, satan corrupted it. Zao is not Death Metal, Crimson Thorn is, look them up, and Vomitorial Corpulence too... look em both up, Crimson Thorn is death metal, Vomitorial Corpulence, is vomitcore, and considered by the real metal people, not your nu metal a$$ holes as the heaviest band ever, not bad for a bunch of churchgoers.. And Aussie too like myself

Wanna know sumdin, satanists are just like punks and emos, they all try to be different, and jsut want attention and publicity.. and they get depressed and kill themselves

I bet satanicdog666 you havent even heard any Christian Death metal before, or been to their concerts, they are insane... and just 1 more thing, what is your favourite band? and I could find bad things to say about your crapheap band...

satan sucks, get your chainsaw and cut him up. ROAR. And you know what's funny, not you...

I hate rap with a passion, but I would rather listen to rap than Slipknot ir any anti Christ wannabes any day...

And jsut for the record... if you think Slipknot are good, I searched for Slipknot comparrisons, and guess waht came up... 50 Cent, Ashanti and Eminem... oh yeah, Slipknot are a bunch of "rappaz" and... OH NO I Better watch out because Slipcock may "smack my ***** up fool"

JESUS METAL RULES!!

I have no idea if this guy is being serious or not but whatever the case, it's the funniest post I've seen all year.

remember striper?

Originally posted by \M/ortification
satanicdog666, you are stupid, you really are...

All your satanist music really pisses me off. As a Christian and a staunch supporter of Christian Death Metal, and no Christian Death Metal is not an oxymoron. Death Metal is a sound and should not be a way of life. Jesus created music, satan corrupted it. Zao is not Death Metal, Crimson Thorn is, look them up, and Vomitorial Corpulence too... look em both up, Crimson Thorn is death metal, Vomitorial Corpulence, is vomitcore, and considered by the real metal people, not your nu metal a$$ holes as the heaviest band ever, not bad for a bunch of churchgoers.. And Aussie too like myself

Wanna know sumdin, satanists are just like punks and emos, they all try to be different, and jsut want attention and publicity.. and they get depressed and kill themselves

I bet satanicdog666 you havent even heard any Christian Death metal before, or been to their concerts, they are insane... and just 1 more thing, what is your favourite band? and I could find bad things to say about your crapheap band...

satan sucks, get your chainsaw and cut him up. ROAR. And you know what's funny, not you...

I hate rap with a passion, but I would rather listen to rap than Slipknot ir any anti Christ wannabes any day...

And jsut for the record... if you think Slipknot are good, I searched for Slipknot comparrisons, and guess waht came up... 50 Cent, Ashanti and Eminem... oh yeah, Slipknot are a bunch of "rappaz" and... OH NO I Better watch out because Slipcock may "smack my ***** up fool"

JESUS METAL RULES!!

You sound just as stupid as he does. For a start, he's not a Satanist.
You comparing Satanist's to Punk's and Emo's is the same as me comparing Christian's to close minded, arrogant assholes, so don't, okay?

But isnt that statement correct :-/

From experience, yes, according to forum guidelines, No.

There's a rule about voicing your opinion even when not directed against an individual? Bit silly really.

Hmm, not sure if this qualifies:

"Courtesy
Don't attack others. Personal attacks on others will not be tolerated. Challenge others' points of view and opinions, but do so respectfully and thoughtfully ... without insult and personal attack."

Not attacking others here, but from experience, Christians are close minded, arrogant assholes.

Damn Straight.

to paraphrase hank hill. Christian rock/metal doesn't make christianity better or more appealing, it just makes rock music worse. Look at creed or stryper or anne murray for god's sake.

Originally posted by \M/ortification
satanicdog666, you are stupid, you really are...

All your satanist music really pisses me off. As a Christian and a staunch supporter of Christian Death Metal, and no Christian Death Metal is not an oxymoron. Death Metal is a sound and should not be a way of life. Jesus created music, satan corrupted it. Zao is not Death Metal, Crimson Thorn is, look them up, and Vomitorial Corpulence too... look em both up, Crimson Thorn is death metal, Vomitorial Corpulence, is vomitcore, and considered by the real metal people, not your nu metal a$$ holes as the heaviest band ever, not bad for a bunch of churchgoers.. And Aussie too like myself

Wanna know sumdin, satanists are just like punks and emos, they all try to be different, and jsut want attention and publicity.. and they get depressed and kill themselves

I bet satanicdog666 you havent even heard any Christian Death metal before, or been to their concerts, they are insane... and just 1 more thing, what is your favourite band? and I could find bad things to say about your crapheap band...

satan sucks, get your chainsaw and cut him up. ROAR. And you know what's funny, not you...

I hate rap with a passion, but I would rather listen to rap than Slipknot ir any anti Christ wannabes any day...

And jsut for the record... if you think Slipknot are good, I searched for Slipknot comparrisons, and guess waht came up... 50 Cent, Ashanti and Eminem... oh yeah, Slipknot are a bunch of "rappaz" and... OH NO I Better watch out because Slipcock may "smack my ***** up fool"

JESUS METAL RULES!!
Do you even know what rap is?Slipknot is certainly not rap,i can guarantee you that.

Originally posted by satanicgod666
christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off First I have to say.. do you even know what 'Satanic' is.. dont roll your eyes! I know you are.. just answer.

Second.. I'm not to fond of it.. but I just dont LISTEN to it. The entire point of music is to express yourself. I dont care if your singing about Jesus or sliting your wrists. Your supposed to make the music you want to and your not supposed to care about other peoples veiws on it. Its yours to do what you please. If you dont like it, turn of your garram radio and eat some cheerios or something.

Originally posted by Phat J
why are people such assholes over the internet, its funny to me, cuz that was like a little personal attack on him for no reason, just for havin an opinion on something and typing what he was thinking oh please Phat J

Originally posted by JacopeX
oh please Phat J how ironic of you Jacope

and when do gangsta's like you say stuff like "oh please"

cuz i wanna say nigga please but i cant use it around here cuz people get offended so i gotta say oh please.

Originally posted by Mando
May god have mercy on your pitiful soul.

Please take your preaching elsewhere.

Originally posted by satanicgod666
christian metal make me sick they r singing about god well **** god i am sick of christian metal i don't like nu-metal that much but if i had i choice between christian or nu-metal i think i would take nu-metal i am sick of metal having christian lyrics it pisses me off
Just because you dont believe in God and have your own preference doesnt give you the right to be an ass hole about it. That music is created to entertain, and plenty of people enjoy it..just like you enjoy your supposed "satanic heavy metal that worships and screams about nothing but the devil and dying and such." Please worship Satan elsewhere.

Why can't we all just get along? By the way, I never knew Christian Metal existed, so I don't care and I happen to like Slipknot. A lot.