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ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.

Yeah and you can piss off

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.

Those are so mainstream. Be unconventional and throw them off tall dams...

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws)

ROFLMAO!

And oh yeah, you're f***ing sick dude.

Originally posted by jedi-kev
Yeah and you can piss off

you pmsing ?

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.

Your An Idiot Leave OTF you unsensitive prick.

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.



sweet your so cool. when i grow up i wanna be just like you!!!



Fukin Douche

Originally posted by jedi-kev
Yeah and you can piss off

Someone's got sand in their vagina...

Originally posted by bardock
sweet your so cool. when i grow up i wanna be just like you!!!



Fukin Douche

Don't hate masturbate.

Originally posted by Comic Book
Don't hate masturbate.

Originally posted by bardock

Originally posted by Comic Book

stupid

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Someone's got sand in their vagina...

I think you're a fudge packer

Originally posted by bardock
stupid

Don't get mad...get laid...

better

Originally posted by jedi-kev
I think you're a fudge packer

Chill, twas un joke frometh yonder South Park...

Are guys that BF girls considered fudge packers, or just gay dudes?

Originally posted by jedi-kev
I think you're a fudge packer

Fudge Packer?? lol

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
Fudge Packer?? lol

You know, the things you use on poptarts

Originally posted by Comic Book
You know, the things you use on poptarts

you mean toaster strudels?

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
you mean toaster strudels?

ohhh

get your pastries right. you doggin it.

Originally posted by bardock
get your pastries right. you doggin it.

Wordkicking

Originally posted by bardock
get your pastries right. you doggin it.

Do you have a bad case of hemorrhoids or something ?

It is a sin to mix up the names of pastries as im sure you know...

Originally posted by Comic Book
Do you have a bad case of hemorrhoids or something ?
yes, can you apply my lotion?

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
It is a sin to mix up the names of pastries as im sure you know...

yeah, i know it was the 11th commandment.

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
It is a sin to mix up the names of pastries as im sure you know...
indeed

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
It is a sin to mix up the names of pastries as im sure you know...

Just like putting ketchup on lobster

Originally posted by bardock
yes, can you apply my lotion?

As much as you would like, me to do that, i will have to pass on that.

Originally posted by Comic Book
As much as you would like, me to do that, i will have to pass on that.
you sound like the type guy who would be good at such a thing

oh and while you're at it, oil me up to

And spread some lube on my ******* to help with my constipation...

hey, wait in line like the rest of us! lol

Oh oil boy

Originally posted by bardock
sweet your so cool. when i grow up i wanna be just like you!!!



Fukin Douche Me too but I'll still be the Master Thug

cursing i am not gay dudes, so how about you rub each other.

with that man after you it won't matter if you gay or not

Originally posted by bardock
with that man after you it won't matter if you gay or not

Thats a scary ass, thought. Ok, people don't go to jail.

Originally posted by bardock
with that man after you it won't matter if you gay or not who's after him

ROFL!

this guy:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=5094633

check the pic

Ok, i think we got off topic...This is not the official gay ***, hang out, it;s about animals and the shit you could do with it.

Well since your thread sucks ass we would much rather make fun of you for making it.

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
Well since your thread sucks ass we would much rather make fun of you for making it.

You need to get laid.....

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
ROFL!

this guy:

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=5094633 HOLY SHIT HIS ASS'LL BE BURNIG FOR A WHILE.

Originally posted by Comic Book
You need to get laid.....

you need to stfu(oh that means "shut the fuk up" BTW)

Do I need to explain what BTW means too?

Originally posted by Comic Book
You need to get laid.....
you sure talk about sex a lot.

you must be a boy scout leader

Originally posted by bardock
you sure talk about sex a lot.

you must be a boy scout leader

Ouch...

Originally posted by bardock
you sure talk about sex a lot.

you must be a boy scout leader

for real.

Originally posted by bardock
you sure talk about sex a lot.

you must be a boy scout leader

yeah, i do..it's like you get a car, and no one else can get one...of course you are going to brag. Well you came in here, talking shit over an animal thread, so I doubt you get any action, and your hand does, not count.

oh i wish i could be as bad ass of a pimp as you

Originally posted by bardock
oh i wish i could be as bad ass of a pimp as you

umm...get laid dude.

Originally posted by Comic Book
umm...get laid dude.

are you THAT unimaginative?

you guys are a piece of work. you are so angry for a animal thread, i mean thats pretty sad, if you are gtting that angry and determined. i hope you guys are joking, because thats a serious condition.

Nope, we are getting ready of n00b bash 2005 and you are the warmup.

Tormenting animals in even the 'funniest' way displays a lack of self esteem and several mental disorders. Living out (and enjoying) your sick ideas on creatures more vulnerable than yourself clearly show that you have much difficulty with your own personal status, as you most probably get your ass kicked during much of the day. So you aim these frustrations on the only creatures that won't be able to hurt you back, in an attempt to get a sense of power afterall in the confused cries of a pet.
Very sad...

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Tormenting animals in even the 'funniest' way displays a lack of self esteem and several mental disorders. Living out (and enjoying) your sick ideas on creatures more vulnerable than yourself clearly show that you have much difficulty with your own personal status, as you most probably get your ass kicked during much of the day. So you aim these frustrations on the only creatures that won't be able to hurt you back, in an attempt to get a sense of power afterall in the confused cries of a pet.
Very sad... hey j i misses you how goeth thow?

Are you guys from the animal rights group. I didnt kill themm or beat them....this stuff was on animal planets funny, animal videos.

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.

Oh yeah, thats GOOOOD tv!

Yes, did i say i beat the shit out of the animals, and burn them. No dummy, how about you watch the channel first, then talk.

Originally posted by Comic Book
Yes, did i say i beat the shit out of the animals, and burn them. No dummy, how about you watch the channel first, then talk.

You need to get laid.....

Originally posted by Barker
You need to get laid.....

i guess, your mother didn't tell you the news yet.

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.

You need to lose your virginity.

Originally posted by Comic Book
i guess, your mother didn't tell you the news yet.
four thumbs down

Originally posted by Comic Book
i guess, your mother didn't tell you the news yet.

Well You see, My mother isn't in the Boy Scouts...

Originally posted by Barker
Well You see, My mother isn't in the Boy Scouts...

Some of you people are f*cking sick.

And I agree, you need to get laid.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Some of you people are f*cking sick.

And I agree, you need to get laid.

Ok, but I don't know how this thread is so offensive.

Originally posted by Comic Book
Ok, but I don't know how this thread is so offensive.
it sucks more than anything really

Originally posted by bardock
it sucks more than anything really

ok

you joined yesterday and already have 206 posts do you go to school or have a job?

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok
Out of Curiosity.......How old are you?

Originally posted by bardock
you joined yesterday and already have 206 posts do you go to school or have a job?

No, not at all.

Originally posted by Barker
Out of Curiosity.......How old are you?

3

Originally posted by Comic Book
No, not at all.

From what i hear all the ladies love unemployed uneducated men.

Originally posted by bardock
From what i hear all the ladies love unemployed uneducated men.

then you will be perfect for them.

Originally posted by Comic Book
then you will be perfect for them.

Originally posted by bardock


yup

Originally posted by Comic Book
Ok, but I don't know how this thread is so offensive.

First of all, it sucks.

Second, doing "funny shit" to your animals is cruel and inhumane. What is wrong with you? Animals are not here to torture for our pleasure.

F*cking loser.

Originally posted by bardock
From what i hear all the ladies love unemployed uneducated men.
And Ejaculating Three-Year-Olds.

Originally posted by Ladyluck
First of all, it sucks.

Second, doing "funny shit" to your animals is cruel and inhumane. What is wrong with you? Animals are not here to torture for our pleasure.

F*cking loser.


as you can see all the ladies want you comic

Originally posted by Ladyluck
First of all, it sucks.

Second, doing "funny shit" to your animals is cruel and inhumane. What is wrong with you? Animals are not here to torture for our pleasure.

F*cking loser.
it How is that harmful, watch animal planet funny videos. yeah, this is the stupidest thread on the otf.

Originally posted by bardock
as you can see all the ladies want you comic

This is the internet.....

so you arent a complete dick off the internet? every girl i know loves animals.take a puppy to the beach and see what happens with the ladies

Originally posted by Comic Book
This is the internet.....
And in your case, Your Life.

Originally posted by bardock
so you arent a complete dick off the internet? every girl i know loves animals.take a puppy to the beach and see what happens with the ladies

Originally posted by Barker
And in your case, Your Life.

Ok

Originally posted by Comic Book

got me i should shut up ive been owned

Originally posted by bardock
got me i should shut up ive been owned


ok

Originally posted by bardock
so you arent a complete dick off the internet? every girl i know loves animals.take a puppy to the beach and see what happens with the ladies

It's so true

Puppies

.

Puppies Bark ........*Points to User Name*

aww!

Barker!

Lady Luck

Puppies!

Cute Puppies!

Ladyluck

Bardock :eekNot that I know Him)

Fluffy Cute Puppies!

Bardock!

Barker (we do now)

lol it accidently made this when i first posted because i didnt space

Originally posted by bardock
(we do now)

Santa gives you presents, so he deserves some recognition.

my smilies keep screwin up

haha

aww

hug

Originally posted by bardock
Santa gives you presents, so he deserves some recognition.
Why the Presents?

because presents rule

For all those who dont need instructions to know how to rock

Party?

flashboobs

bag

Party

take it to the ballroom

To the ballroom we go

well....you can just put a sticker on a cats back and the thing rolls around trying to get the thing off...especially if its a fat cat...they sit there and try to bite it off but they cant reach it

One time I taped a pretzel stick to my dogs nose. Only for a minute though, cuz he was going nuts.

Its also great fun to get a cat to chase around a laser pointer

I got my dog stoned before

Originally posted by crazy_shadow
well....you can just put a sticker on a cats back and the thing rolls around trying to get the thing off...especially if its a fat cat...they sit there and try to bite it off but they cant reach it

i saw that on the videos too.

Originally posted by kmcdude
I got my dog stoned before

never saw that one on tv, but i bet it was funny(as long as no harm came to it0

my dog has a mohark of red and blue

Originally posted by ladygrim
my dog has a mohark of red and blue

Originally posted by Comic Book
ok, for one, giving your dog tooth paste, is funny as a midget at a basket ball game. (Do not attempt this, with your cat,, because they Will rip your balls off, with those claws). ok next his tie, newspaper to you cats feet, and put rubber bands on it. ok, another is hold your cat, and pull his tail not his balls, and he will go NINE!!!. next is, put hot sauce on your dogs food, and pretend you are going to steal it, the greedy *****(Female dog0 will growl and try to eat it faster, but you get the last laugh. Ok, here is a classic....throw your cat in the bath, when you are done.
Do you and your "sex partner" do this together, or what?

Originally posted by Ieatbabies
Do you and your "sex partner" do this together, or what?


And you eat babies right

No, I actually don't.

BTW, how many times have you been laid? I'm just curious because most times when a guy is laid for the first time he brags his @$$ off, but then when he gets laid every other week he stops.

Originally posted by Ieatbabies
No, I actually don't.

BTW, how many times have you been laid? I'm just curious because most times when a guy is laid for the first time he brags his @$$ off, but then when he gets laid every other week he stops.

. I have to go out with a girl, for a longggg time, because my relationships, are not based on sex. Sure it's a bonus, but yeah. Well people that moan and complain about animal abuse when clearlt, it didnt hurt the animals and was on animal planet, need to get laid because they are angry and even talk about me in threads i am not in. It's cutre that they give me attention but it's sick.

And i don't find you eating babies funny.

Originally posted by Comic Book
And i don't find you eating babies funny.

Who said you were supposed to?

And you still didn't answer the question, how many times have you been laid?

1? 5? 99?

Originally posted by Ieatbabies
Who said you were supposed to?

And you still didn't answer the question, how many times have you been laid?

1? 5? 99?

ask your mom smart ass.

Man, your lame.


Honestly, Mom jokes aren't funny anymore.

Originally posted by Ieatbabies
Man, your lame.


Honestly, Mom jokes aren't funny anymore.

i eat babies are so, funny...

Originally posted by Ieatbabies
Man, your lame.


Honestly, Mom jokes aren't funny anymore.
truth

Originally posted by bardock
truth

look whos back

enough with the eye roll simile

Originally posted by bardock
enough with the eye roll simile
for a person that hates, me and my thread, I see you alot in here.

i dont hate anyone