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No no no, not the crappy Britney song but my recurring nightmare is back to haunt me again................college assignments.

For the umpteenth time I have left a pile of assignments till they are so late that I have to have a stab at them all one after another. So far I've still got to do: -

SPC (Attributes) assignment
Design for mfg assignments 1 & 2
C.A.D. C.A.M. assignments 1, 2, 3 & 4

The main problem is that I stopped some of the above lessons ages ago and I have to re-read all my notes to re-educate myself on the subject. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh.

Why are you here posting when you should be working?

Sorry that happened. I do that to. Stupid late homework.

Such is Life, such is ... ... Doritos...
wait...
something tells me this isn't that thread 'bout movies...

*checks title again*
sooooooooooooooo... ... how 'bout that thread here huh?
Nice... very nice...

Poor Mech. Must suck to be you right now.

Correction Gundy my dear, it always sucks to be me.

don't be so hard on your self mech

Let him!

Maybe he'll work faster if he thinks he needs to improve his life.

maybe,maybe who knows

It doesn't matter how hard you work if you've just got plain bad luck.

In my experience there is no such thing as luck.

Sorry Mech - couldn't pass up the opportunity.

like me mech, you like to be all procrasty and stuff

sorry 'bout you mech.....
But try to be optimistic ......luck does exists

*Flips through dictionary to find word*

Oh sod it, I'll look later.

Ask a hug and a kiss from Mrs. MM.

Procrastinator. Kind of like the Terminator in reverse.

Ah, I'll just kill them tomorrow.

You're always a day away
Tomorrow
Tomorrow
I love ya tomorrow
Tomorrow
You're always a day away" Annie

Shutup.

ehhh no

Well she was an orphan.

she was

And her dog was cute. I guess I'll let you off the hook this time.

...hmmm, gundy understands my strange language.

Little Orphan Annie was a money grubbing winch!

Well LE - I am fluent in over six million forms of communication.

It makes the Kama Sutra look like child's play.

Yes. And Mech will be lost when he comes back his thread here you know.

Kama Sutra is actually a subject at the schools here

Get out. Really ?

unfortunately not...unless I've missed out on the best subject available!

you attend the wrong school Mah

no not really Gundy, but ....... we scandinavians you know. The fear of Arkansas mothers

So how many bastards do you have over here ?

none, but they said to me that a large part of those 16-18 years old have blond hair and blue eyes.

and some of them have blue hair!

*Mech thumps ceiling with broom handle*

Will you lot keep it down, I'm trying to do homework!

that's funny, I'm preparing for exams too

thats funny, I'm finished

im sure Rex is frantic looking up Kama Sutra--hey gundy--how bout that Scully tape sometime this millinium---it is the final ya know--

I told you I'll drop it off tomorrow you bastard !

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy chuwie, don't rip his arms off... yet

I sense much fear in her-- yes --- clouded this ones future is mmmm?

clouded future or brain???

Ban-One and Gundy seem to be getting along just fine. If only you knew what she used the Scully tape for, you wouldn't be so eager to get it back.

*mental picture begins to develop*

Eeeeuuuww!

*picture develop's further*

Oh my!

queeq ! You're ruining this wonderful illusion Mech has of me. I worked all of five minutes to get him to believe that !

Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded.

*moves hand slightly*

You don't need to see my identification.

I need your identification!

didnt Yers take your brain Rex

Rex : This is me.

You're looking a little cold dear, shall I put the heating on?

Mech, are you staring at my shirt again ????

White shirt and cold, I think I know what that perv is up too

What! how could I not notice?

Gundy, you could cut glass with those babies!

but you have to take care of babies, they need to grow! you musn't cut things with them!

Yerss, I'm talking about her rasberries for gods sake!

she has rasberries? you know, perhaps you should plant an appletree, much better imo...

Oh dear, do I have to spell it out.........

Rasberry ripples = rhyming slang for something quite private.

ow... I see...

gundark... if you want to go to the toilet, you can just tell us that... sometimes you just have to go with the flow!

I give up.

what? I don't look like a battledroid!

Aaah, at least Finti knows what I mean. Another mind in the gutter.

finti. So typical of a viking. Hehehe.

Isn't it just great in the summer when you are in the refridgeration section of the supermarket - I think at least finti and mechmoggy know what I'm talking about1!

Time to put Corran in the ToMacco Smacking Machine.....

I'll switch it to "razorblade" mode.

Raz mode?

You're finally beginning to get the picture.

You have much to learn.

And I will learn, then one day I will be the most powerful Jedi ever!!!

Without hands...

...and one ear for some strange reason...

I don't even remember what thread in which the ToMacco Smacking Machine made its first appearance...but trust me, Corran, it exists !
http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_39.gif

And it's more gory than any smilie can depict.

Yes, I just can't seem to find one that accurately describes it.

We should make one. And then rate these boards: XXX.

Somehow I don't think Raz will go for that...

Good. I will start making preparations.

*hides*
http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/sulkoff.gif

*follows Gundy*
http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/sarge/Tomcat.gif

So you're Tom Cruise and I'm Kelly McGillis, right ?

You better believe it.http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/love/smlove2.gif

"You take my breath away......."


*gets case of barf bags ready for finti*

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/other/pukeface.gif

Yes, that's exactly how he looked the last time he threw up.

the smacking machine was created when yerss wished one for christmas, I believe

yes! and you made two! the normal one, the advanced one, and the xtreme one!

that's three

you made two extra

well exqueeqe me from being a retard... wich I am

I'm glad mah is here to keep track of these things.

I'm putting in for a raise for him.

http://www.forum-smilies.com/tierisch_35.gif

*bows* why thank you

Of course Raz will want you to sign this small 200 page agreement first...

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fies_05.gif

there's only text on one page!...oh..that Raz sure uses fine print.

Its Raz-print actually. Its the only font of its kind.

And 99% is only readible to the Raz-man himself.

See ? Its all very fair.

Very. http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/vampy.bmp

Where's the batmobile ?

Here! OUR batmobile. http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/MODhappychevelle2.bmp

Whaddya know ! I'm a blonde again.

Scandinavian cover

http://www.colute.net/cwm/contrib/edoom/iamwithstupid.gif

guess Yers should have posted in my place there.
ehh How about a nice national bath queeq

Bath?

Actually that was meant to go one up, right BEFORE you... Sorry.

still think Holland need to swim some

We can all swim. We live under sea level as you are so proned to reming me.

anytime

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/clock2.gif

Amsterdamned be warned !

Viking on the loose !

And here is he is: http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/viking.gif

you have to fix that smilie

I did. thanks.

I know where those horns are going to get stuck