Why doesn't Nicollette Sheridan snore while standing on her head on Kaa's tail?

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If Nicollette Sheridan were in a jungle and dressed in a one-piece bathing suit covered in a short-sleeved shirt, this is what would have happened:


Nicollette: Kaa, it's you!
Kaa: Yesss, jungle queen, so nice to see you again. Sss-sss-sss.
Nicollette: Oh, go away. Just leave me alone.
Kaa: Let me look at you.

You don't want me to look at you? Then you look at me.
Nicollette: No, thank you. I know what you're trying to do, Kaa.
Kaa: You do? Uh, I mean, you don't trust me.
Nicollette: No!
Kaa: Then there's nothing I can do to help.
Nicollette: Let me guess: you want to help me?
Kaa: Ss-certainly. I can see to it that you never have to leave this jungle.
Nicollette: And how could you do that?
Kaa: Hmm? Oh, I have my own ss-subtle little ways. But first, you must trust me.
Nicollette: I don't trust anyone anymore.
Kaa: I don't blame you. I'm not like those so-called fair-weather friends of yours. You can believe in me.

(singing) Trust in me
Just in me
Shut your eyes
And trust in me
Hold still, please
You can sleep
Safe and sound
Knowing I
Am around
Slip into silent slumber
Sail on a silver mist
Slowly and surely your senses
Will cease to resist

You're snoring.
Nicollette: Sorry.
Kaa: Just relax
Be at rest
Like a bird
In a nest
Trust in me
Just in me

Shut your eyes
And trust in me

Kaa: Huh? Oh, now what? I'll be right down. Yes? Yes? Who is it?
Shere Khan comes from behind the tree: It's me, Shere Khan. I'd like a word with you, if you don't mind.
Kaa: Shere Khan. What a ss-surprise.
Shere Khan: Yes, isn't it? I just dropped by. Forgive me if I've interrupted anything.
Kaa: Oh no, nothing at all.
Shere Khan bares claws: I thought perhaps you were entertaining someone up there in your coils.
Kaa: Coils? Someone? Oh, I was just curling up for my siesta.
Shere Khan: But you were singing to someone.

Who is it, Kaa?
Kaa: Uh, who? Uh, no. Well, I was just singing to myself.
Shere Khan: Indeed.
Kaa: Yes, yes. You see, I have trouble with my ss-sinuses.
Shere Khan: What a pity.
Kaa: Oh, you have no idea. It's ss-simply terrible. I can't eat, I can't ss-sleep, so I sing myself to sleep. You know, self-hypnosis. Let me show you how it works.
(sings) Trust in me.

Mmm-fff!
Shere Khan: I can't be bothered with that. I have no time for that sort of nonsense.
Kaa (from under paw): Some other time, perhaps?
Shere Khan: Perhaps. But at the moment I am searching for a jungle queen.
Kaa (released): Jungle queen? What jungle queen?
Shere Khan: The one who is lost. Now where do you suppose she could be?
Kaa shrugs: Search me.
Shere Khan: That's an excellent idea. I'm sure you wouldn't mind showing me your coils, would you, Kaa?
Kaa: Uh, ss-certainly not.

Nothing here

And nothing in here.

Kaa: My ss-sinuses.
Shere Khan: Hmm. Indeed. And now, how about the middle?
Kaa: The middle? Oh, the middle?

Kaa: Ha-ha, absolutely nothing in the middle.
Shere Khan: Hmmm. Really? Well, if you do just happen to see the jungle queen, you will inform me first. Understand?
Kaa gulps: I get the point. Cross my heart, hope to die.
Shere Khan: Good show. And now I must continue my search for the helpless little lady.

Kaa: Ooh, who does he think he's fooling? "Helpless little lady". Ooh, he gives me the shivers.

Picking on that poor helpless little girl...oh, yes, poor helpless little girl.

Kaa: Oooh!
Nicollette: Hey, you told me a lie, Kaa. You said I could trust you.
Kaa: It's like you said. You can't trust anyone!

If I never see that skinny little queen again, it will be too soon. Ooh...my ss-sacroiliac.

Now I have just one question. Why doesn't Nicollette Sheridan snore while standing on her head on the tip of Kaa's tail?

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