Darth Sion vs. Mace Windu

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jollyjim311
if it has been done, just say so and don't respond,

otherwise,

who wins it?

Admiral Akbar
Hmm Sion can never die, so this is a bit unfair?
But Mace is truly better in both force and lightsaber combat.

Deus Ex
Originally posted by Admiral Akbar
Hmm Sion can never die, so this is a bit unfair?
But Mace is truly better in both force and lightsaber combat.

This latter statement begs for proof.

Darth_Glentract
Sion wins, maybe. If Sion can keep coming back, which he can and will, then Mace loses.

Fishy
Sion wins seeing as Mace can not kill him..

jollyjim311
so mace wins the initial fight and sion eventully emerges the victor?

Fishy
I don't know who wins the initial fight I don't know who the better fighter is and quite frankly I don't care. Sion wins anyways. So it doesn't matter.

Darth_Glentract
Initial fight would go to Mace, but like Fishy said, it doesn't matter.

Sorgo
Sion would drop his Lightsaber and kick Mace's ass using his bare hands.

DrDoom101
Originally posted by Sorgo
Sion would drop his Lightsaber and kick Mace's ass using his bare hands.

yeah

Tengu Man
yeah then mace would pulverize him with his durasteel crushing hands

Sorgo
Originally posted by Tengu Man
yeah then mace would pulverize him with his durasteel crushing hands

No, Mace Windu isn't invincible. He would get his arse kicked in. Heavy.

Tengu Man
i never said that, he'd lose but he wouldn't get his arse whooped thats for sure.

Tangible God
Damn sraight he won't, he'll just call for John Travolta to come to the rescue.

DrDoom101
if mace chops sion's head off, does he regenerate or what?

Tangible God
How'd Sion die in the first place, against the Exile I mean?

Deus Ex
Sion's apparently never had anyone saber his head off, since he DOES have lightsaber training from the Sith. Also, his entire body would come apart into literally thousands of pieces. He is holding this together with sheer will power! I doubt a few saber blows will obliterate him instantly.

And he died when he realized that the Exile had taken a place in Kreia's heart whereas Sion was viewed as just a tool. It's not said outright, but Sion had nothing to live for but hate. The one thing he was clinging to was the strong hatred for his teacher. It comes out of not being good enough for her to care about him, and when the Exile pretty much reinforces the idea a few times (Plus the deal that Kreia is using Sion even in the end to "help" the Exile by capturing his teammates and challenging him) he decides he has nothing to live for and allows himself to die.

DrDoom101
well if mace would sabeer his head off, i think his head can still see and control his body

Tangible God
So other than his emotional problems, he COULD be invincible?

Deus Ex
No, it couldn't. That's physically impossible. But the idea of Sion surviving really isn't. I mean, Simus lived as a head in a jar.

Tangible God
I still say that guy was a bit too much.

Deus Ex
How so?

Darth_Glentract
He really wasn't. Plenty of people could have defeated him. I'd give Malak a good chance against him too.

Tangible God
I know they were the Sith, and it's SW, but a head in a jar influencing events?

The first time I heard of him I immediatley thought of both the Adam's Family and Harry Potter.

Deus Ex
lol

Well, the ancient Sith were described in narration as "godlike". Go figure.

Tangible God
I can see Zeus's head floating around in a Jar. Try to pick up a lightning bolt...and...POOF.

Deus Ex
Zeus must have one hell of a headache from birthing a goddess from his head. Anyone else think that was a weird myth?

Tangible God
That and the fact he was boinking all his sisters.

Darth_Glentract
Originally posted by Deus Ex
Zeus must have one hell of a headache from birthing a goddess from his head. Anyone else think that was a weird myth?

When I first saw that, I misread it as "Zeus must have had one hell of a mustache from birthing a goddess from his head." lol

Deus Ex
Originally posted by Tangible God
That and the fact he was boinking all his sisters.

And that one of them, Hera, was jealous of the others.

Tangible God
Ah, those wacky Greeks, Alexander screwed and sucked his way across the world, which is why we still study him today.

Turns out he's own daddy.

Deus Ex
Well, to be fair, Alexander was Macedonian.

Tangible God
TomAYto...TomAHto.

Sorgo
Originally posted by Tengu Man
i never said that, he'd lose but he wouldn't get his arse whooped thats for sure.

Sion would destroy Windu in a fist fight. If Sion doesn't die to a Lightsaber, what the hell is he gonna feel when Windu lays a punch? Sion would throw his @$$ all over the place and cave his bloody skull in.

Tangible God
Originally posted by Sorgo
Sion would destroy Windu in a fist fight. If Sion doesn't die to a Lightsaber, what the hell is he gonna feel when Windu lays a punch? Sion would throw his @$$ all over the place and cave his bloody skull in. No he woudn't.

jollyjim311
it would end up looking like "the fall of kreia" video (thats the one where sion just beats the sith(haha i made a pun and a swear substitute at the same time) outta kreia, i love that video).

Tangible God
Originally posted by jollyjim311
it would end up looking like "the fall of kreia" video (thats the one where sion just beats the sith(haha i made a pun and a swear substitute at the same time) outta kreia, i love that video). You were stung as a child weren't you?

Darth Faunus
Lmfao!

Tengu Man
Originally posted by Sorgo
Sion would destroy Windu in a fist fight. If Sion doesn't die to a Lightsaber, what the hell is he gonna feel when Windu lays a punch? Sion would throw his @$$ all over the place and cave his bloody skull in. laughing your telling me he wont feel that, and besides your talkin like windu cant fight, sion tossed kreia like a rag doll, but mace tossed battle droids around like legos, and what knowledge do you have that sion is a skilled hand to hand fighter. anybody can beat an old woman.

Deus Ex
If you knew a damn thing about Sion, you'd realize it.

Tengu Man
what is there to know about him other than the fact that he is near invincible by sheer will. and even still mace would not get raped. plz gimmie a backstory on him, im not hard headed ya know

Deus Ex
Sure you're not. None of us are. lol

You want backstory on Sion, eh? I'm gonna suggest the KOTOR II website. They should have a profile on him there. But the point is, his body has been methodically broken, ripped, fractured etc thousands of times according to the medical scan of the Harbinger. Despite the feelings of immense pain Sion must feel, he still functions and indeed, still exists without falling apart.

So a heavy punch isn't gonna bring him down.

Tengu Man
i know all these things, but nonetheless mace isnt gonna get raped. he might lose but he wouldnt get raped.

sion has been through alot no dobut there, but hes gonna feel a megaton punch no matter what. mace hit battle droids in several different spots at leats 5 times a second on coruscant. sion said the exile could strike him down a hundred times and he would still get back. how many times is he gonna fall and get back up with mace?

laughing wow that sounds like a riddle.

how many licks does it take to get to the cnter of a totsie pop?

wait has that ever been answered?

Darth Faunus
Originally posted by Deus Ex
Sure you're not. None of us are. lol

You want backstory on Sion, eh? I'm gonna suggest the KOTOR II website. They should have a profile on him there. But the point is, his body has been methodically broken, ripped, fractured etc thousands of times according to the medical scan of the Harbinger. Despite the feelings of immense pain Sion must feel, he still functions and indeed, still exists without falling apart.

So a heavy punch isn't gonna bring him down.

I agree. And seeing as how Mace has absolutely no mental leverage, unlike the Exile, he's going to have to try and outfight him. And I'm guessing he's going to have a hell of a time.

Tengu Man
i wouldnt say that mace is pretty intelligent. a jedi knight at age 13. go figure cool

jollyjim311
Originally posted by Tangible God
You were stung as a child weren't you?

no, its just that while i was playing kotor 2 i hadents saved in a while and she wasn't travelling right behind me so i go to switch to her and shes off the map and my other characters end up there too and i had to do some stuff over again. i never forgave her.

Deus Ex
Originally posted by jollyjim311
no, its just that while i was playing kotor 2 i hadents saved in a while and she wasn't travelling right behind me so i go to switch to her and shes off the map and my other characters end up there too and i had to do some stuff over again. i never forgave her.

jollyjim311
how much did subway pay you to advertise that?!

Tengu Man
laughing

Deus Ex
I'll let you know when I stop countin'!

jollyjim311
Originally posted by Deus Ex
I'll let you know when I stop countin'!

*shakes fist twords the heavens in anger*

Tengu Man
laughing seriously does anyone know, about the tootsie pop?

Darth_Glentract
I've counted twice and it took me 1024 and 1051, so somewhere near that,

Tengu Man
laughing really? damn, i always lost count

jollyjim311
Originally posted by Tengu Man
laughing really? damn, i always lost count

me too.

plus how would an owl bite a tootsie pop anyway. i mean he did graduate from some sort of school, but still, hes a freakin owl.

Tengu Man
good point, i didnt even think about that. they had commecials where it was like a robot vs. like godzilla or sumthin. wouldnt they swallow it or sumthin?

Deus Ex
That owl is gifted. He can talk and lick. That should be impossible.

jollyjim311
oh yes, the robot and the great serpent. even they were not powerful enough to count. glentract, you will go far if you are truly that mighty to count licks that a robot, a serpent and an educated owl coild not. (not to mention the little naked kid in the origional comircials that was always asking)

Sorgo
Originally posted by Tangible God
No he woudn't.


Sion would smash Windu in a fight. Why can't you just accept that? Mace Windu would try to kick him and Sion would smash his face into the ground.

Tru_Slice
Originally posted by Tengu Man
laughing seriously does anyone know, about the tootsie pop?

I throw mine away. They're disgusting. Some bum guy will probably find it in the garbage bag, (I'm saying this from experience; a bum has actually ramsacked my trashcan before) and finish it. Ask him.

Tengu Man
Originally posted by Sorgo
Sion would smash Windu in a fight. Why can't you just accept that? Mace Windu would try to kick him and Sion would smash his face into the ground. no man, definetly not mace

jollyjim311
sorry, but yeah, the same would happen to practically anyone.

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