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Finally, after all these years, the good people at the weather bureau have decided to name a typhoon after part of me.

Here it is in all its glory:

Let me tell you, Long Wang is soaking me right now.

Oh, boy! This thing is HUGE! Everyone seems scared of it...

It's like it's too big for anyone to handle.

I'm being serious now...Some people are getting hurt by this Long Wang.

You could say the theres a storm in your pants and its gonna blow in every direction...

Oh, that's just sick. Why do you have to go and lower the tone? We're talking about a meterological event here...

Originally posted by Ya Krunk'd Floo
Oh, that's just sick. Why do you have to go and lower the tone? We're talking about a meterological event here...

I thought we were making ironic jokes, silly me.

'Ironic jokes'?!?! 'IRONIC JOKES'!?!?! No, I don' think so...

Typhoon update:

It almost seems as though Long Wong flattered to decieve and came too early. We are currently enjoying golden sunshine with scattered showers...I guess you could call them 'Golden Showers'...

I heard the storm chasers are anxiously awaiting its coming.

Perhaps Long Wang is just playing with us before the real deluge. If only I could think of a name to give this particular stage incorporating 'play' and the preposition of 'before'...playfore?

How about for . . . . well no, I was going to say for play, but that sounds too sexual.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I heard the storm chasers are anxiously awaiting its coming.

Oh, boy...Those b:tches love Long Wang. They can't get enough of it.

Long Wang may claim more victims than Wilt Chamberlain.

WOW!!!!!

Im so proud of you Ya Krunk'd Floo. I knew your talents werent gonna get ingored for long!

Long Wang...brilliant, just brilliant.

Man, I've just got home from an 'H' party, and I gotta say Long Wang covered me! I tried to hide from its range but there was no escaping Long Wang's projectiles...It certainly covered some ground!

More to follow...

This looks like a mystery for Inspectah Deck! detective

a long wang coming towards you it may kill You no it Would just give some people pleasure

Long Wang is still going at it! This thing's got some stamina! Despite its size it still manages to ram through even the smallest crevices...My windows are being hit time and time again.

When Long Wang came towards me, I closed my eyes and bent over in the crouch position to protect myself. It hit me hard and left me soaked.