Ask anything of the great bardock

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bardock
and you shall be given an answer for a small fee.

EsteemedLeader
Where the Hell are my brownies?

bardock
Denver

KILLBILLFREAK
How many licks does it take until Lil 'Kim goes uh-oh?

bardock
47.8

EsteemedLeader
How come, when I take a shower, and then I'm wet,

and it terrifies the Hell out of me?

Family_guy725
where are my brownies!!!!! stick out tongue

bardock
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
How come, when I take a shower, and then I'm wet,

and it terrifies the Hell out of me?
Because you dont you dont were a yellow raincoat like jubilee

bardock
Originally posted by Family_guy725
where are my brownies!!!!! stick out tongue
Moldova

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by bardock
Because you dont you dont were a yellow raincoat like jubilee

Looks like it's gonna terrify me forever then.

Family_guy725
Originally posted by bardock
Moldova Where is that!!!

bardock
it is too bad., the truth hurts

Family_guy725
why does esteemed leaders new sig scare the hell outta me?

bardock
Moldova is a country in Europe that know one outside of moldova knows about. and hello kitty scares you because hello kitty is the anti-christ

Family_guy725
Originally posted by bardock
Moldova is a country in Europe that know one outside of moldova knows about. and hello kitty scares you because hello kitty is the anti-christ
hmmm i dont think so i saw the ant christ on a south park episode it was ****ed up

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Family_guy725
hmmm i dont think so i saw the ant christ on a south park episode it was ****ed up

That porcupine thing? Santa smashed it's *****-ass.

bardock
hello kitty may not be the anti-christ but she is a very high ranking devil officer

EsteemedLeader
She has excellent fashion sense.

bardock
look at that wand

KILLBILLFREAK
Will i ever be as skinny as a toothpick

ben_dover
Have you ever been penetrated?

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by KILLBILLFREAK
Will i ever be as skinny as a toothpick

Believe in yourself and stay bulimic and the possibilties are endless.

bardock
Originally posted by KILLBILLFREAK
Will i ever be as skinny as a toothpick
no you wont tubby no

bardock
Originally posted by ben_dover
Have you ever been penetrated?
next time i get shots

Family_guy725
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
That porcupine thing? Santa smashed it's *****-ass.
yeah that was awesome the panthers learned how to give an abortion big grin

bardock
that episode ruled

ben_dover
Originally posted by bardock
next time i get shots

Thats not exactly what I meant by my question....but it's ok I'll just let it go.

bardock
Originally posted by ben_dover
Thats not exactly what I meant by my question....but it's ok I'll just let it go.
when i get a prostate exam

EsteemedLeader
Do you know...the muffin man?

bardock
yes he was a member on kmc
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=51719

ben_dover
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by bardock
yes he was a member on kmc
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=51719

He spontaneously mutated into BENITO!!!

bardock
both at the same time there was one chicken and one egg

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by ben_dover
What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Chicken.

ben_dover
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Chicken.

If chicken then how was it born.
If egg then how could egg exist without the chicken.

bardock
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Chicken.
dont act like you know,when i was there when it happened and i looked and you werent there

KILLBILLFREAK
Originally posted by bardock
no you wont tubby no


YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS COOOL big grin

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by ben_dover
If chicken then how was it born.
If egg then how could egg exist without the chicken.

The chicken spontaneously mutated inside a reptile egg.

KILLBILLFREAK
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Believe in yourself and stay bulimic and the possibilties are endless.

I KNEW IT!!!! smile

bardock
it might have i was pretty blazed that night

EsteemedLeader
Splunge, is for _________.

bardock
it is for the #9.dont qeustion it

ben_dover
Originally posted by bardock
dont act like you know,when i was there when it happened and i looked and you werent there

So you are saying that you always existed? Are you as old as dirt?

"First there was bardock, and then God created dirt."



Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
The chicken spontaneously mutated inside a reptile egg.

Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
He spontaneously mutated into BENITO!!!


Whats up with you and mutation?





Bardock, I have another question. If EsteemedLeader is a guy then why does he have a hello kitty picture?

EsteemedLeader
Because my old sig mutated into a pic of Hello Kitty.

bardock
Hello kitty is a very influential figure in many culture's to the point of worship in some.it is perfectly acceptable for a masculine man to have hello kitty anywhere the want. and i have not always been i simple own a time machine

bardock
hello kitty is tough

ben_dover
Umm.....

Are you on some kind of drug that makes you tell the truth only?

EsteemedLeader
True Lies was a good movie.

bardock
Originally posted by ben_dover
Umm.....

Are you on some kind of drug that makes you tell the truth only?
No drugs like that

EsteemedLeader
Unless you're the guy from True Lies.

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