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The other day my cold (which is pretty much gone now) was so bad that I couldn't taste anything. Mrs.MM had gone out for the evening and I was lef to fend for myself.

A quick look through my old-mother-hubbards left me with two options: -

1. A bacon sandwich
2. Some horrible soup Mrs.MM likes, its tastes like cat vomit and toenail clippings

So I can't taste anything, so what do I eat?

The bacon sandwich, why is that?

To not annoy Mrs. MM, because you are such a devoted and loving husband?

if the consistency of that soup or if it looked bad, it's natural to eat the sandwich

You just don't know me at all do you Ush.

The soup is really horrible to taste, but I didn't taste any of the sandwich either. I can't get my head round it at all.

take the soup!

But it tastes bad!............but then again I've wasted the nice bacon sandwich cus I couldn't taste it..........

My head hurts.

take the soup, take the soup, take the spoup, take the poop

what??? the poop???

Leave your poor wife the bloody soup!

I did, I did!!

But I wasted a perfectly good bacon sandwich. I even put my normal HP brown sauce on it too, when I couldn't taste a bloody thing! What going on in my tiny mind?

You're mad. Check yourself into the funny farm before you kill someone.

please do check in to happy farm... and don't take the poop

I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm actually mad. Not as mad as Yerss anyway.

hey! I resent that!

No Yerss, you resemble that.

ow ... wait...
That's not nice

I suggest weaning Mrs MM off the cat vomit and toenail clippings, thus avoiding this choice in the future.

Steal the bacon.

What kind of soup is it anyone?

that one

Bacon soup?

no, chili-soup, mech told us that already!

You should go buy some $0.10 Ramen soup!

Thats a bargain. They're 14 cents here.

Mech is that just bacon, or an actual BLT ?

Foreign bodies in your Kleenex
You've got no taste at all
While your system is dyin'
The bugs are havin' a ball
You've got a beauty, a bad ass
The mother of them all
You've got a cold
You've got a cold" 10cc (from their 1977 album Deceptive Bends)

What the hell does that mean?

that you`ve got a cold

Is there anything you don't know a song about??

i dont know, try me

That sounded like a challenge...

it is . And I have to face it alone

your weapons.. need the you wont

Hmmmmm...what's something you really wouldn't want to hear a song about?

emoticons

make a song about Yoda...the coolest guy on Corusant

There ya go...I bet fint doen't have one for that!

hope you mean emoticons and not yoda

Does he have a song about each and every member on here? Hmm?

He probably has the words to Wierd Al's version of "Lola" which is of course, "Yoda".

Indeed I have,
Maybe cause it aint made yet

Or this one
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy" -( The Saga begins, Weird Al Yankovic)

Come on it`s challange guys and girls

hmm, not up to it or....you all gaveup allready

A clue would help. I don't even have a guess.

Got it ! American Pie !

BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

eh Dim asked if it was anything I didnt know a song about so that is the challange .Can you come up with something I dont know a song about, local anfd personal stuff dont count

No personal stuff ? What fun is that ? Then I guess you don't wanna make a song up about my Visa Card number.

I thought you had wanted us to guess the real song that those lyrics parodied.

A turbo turbo and chant with a charge
Addy, Daddy G wild bunch crew at large
Don't call me an officer just call me a sarge
Mashing up the country planning also abroad
Plan to go to America when I get a visa card

But gettin' a visa card nowadays isn't hard - Massive attack`s Be Thankful for What You've Got

You are so good.

*waits to smacked by Dim for posting that*

I know