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mechmoggy
The other day my cold (which is pretty much gone now) was so bad that I couldn't taste anything. Mrs.MM had gone out for the evening and I was lef to fend for myself.

A quick look through my old-mother-hubbards left me with two options: -

1. A bacon sandwich
2. Some horrible soup Mrs.MM likes, its tastes like cat vomit and toenail clippings

So I can't taste anything, so what do I eat?

The bacon sandwich, why is that? confused

Ushgarak
To not annoy Mrs. MM, because you are such a devoted and loving husband?

mah
if the consistency of that soup or if it looked bad, it's natural to eat the sandwich

mechmoggy
You just don't know me at all do you Ush. laughing out loud

The soup is really horrible to taste, but I didn't taste any of the sandwich either. I can't get my head round it at all.

yerssot
take the soup!

mechmoggy
But it tastes bad!............but then again I've wasted the nice bacon sandwich cus I couldn't taste it..........confused

My head hurts.

yerssot
take the soup, take the soup, take the spoup, take the poop

what??? the poop??? eek!

Ushgarak
Leave your poor wife the bloody soup!

mechmoggy
I did, I did!!

But I wasted a perfectly good bacon sandwich. I even put my normal HP brown sauce on it too, when I couldn't taste a bloody thing! What going on in my tiny mind?

Ushgarak
You're mad. Check yourself into the funny farm before you kill someone.

Mujaffa
please do check in to happy farm... and don't take the poop

mechmoggy
I wouldn't go as far as to say I'm actually mad. Not as mad as Yerss anyway.

yerssot
hey! I resent that! sad

mechmoggy
No Yerss, you resemble that. stick out tongue

yerssot
laughing out loud

ow ... wait...
That's not nice sad

Gundark
I suggest weaning Mrs MM off the cat vomit and toenail clippings, thus avoiding this choice in the future.

Captain REX
Steal the bacon. big grin

What kind of soup is it anyone?

yerssot
that one big grin

Captain REX
Bacon soup? eek!

yerssot
no, chili-soup, mech told us that already!

Texas
You should go buy some $0.10 Ramen soup! cool

Gundark
Thats a bargain. They're 14 cents here.

Mech is that just bacon, or an actual BLT ?

finti
Foreign bodies in your Kleenex
You've got no taste at all
While your system is dyin'
The bugs are havin' a ball
You've got a beauty, a bad ass
The mother of them all
You've got a cold
You've got a cold" 10cc (from their 1977 album Deceptive Bends)

Dim
What the hell does that mean?

finti
that you`ve got a cold roll eyes (sarcastic)

Dim
Is there anything you don't know a song about??

finti
i dont know, try me big grin

Gundark
That sounded like a challenge...

finti
it is . And I have to face it alone wink

Mujaffa
your weapons.. need the you wont

Dim
Hmmmmm...what's something you really wouldn't want to hear a song about?

yerssot
emoticons

Mujaffa
make a song about Yoda...the coolest guy on Corusant

Dim
There ya go...I bet fint doen't have one for that!

yerssot
hope you mean emoticons and not yoda

Bespin Bart
Does he have a song about each and every member on here? Hmm? smile

Gundark
He probably has the words to Wierd Al's version of "Lola" which is of course, "Yoda".

finti
big grin Indeed I have,
Maybe cause it aint made yet roll eyes (sarcastic)

Or this one
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy" -( The Saga begins, Weird Al Yankovic)

Come on it`s challange guys and girls roll eyes (sarcastic) evil face big grin cool

finti
hmm, not up to it or....you all gaveup allready

Gundark
A clue would help. I don't even have a guess.

Gundark
Got it ! American Pie !

BWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA evil face

finti
confused confused
eh Dim asked if it was anything I didnt know a song about so that is the challange .Can you come up with something I dont know a song about, local anfd personal stuff dont count

Gundark
No personal stuff ? What fun is that ? Then I guess you don't wanna make a song up about my Visa Card number.

I thought you had wanted us to guess the real song that those lyrics parodied.

finti
A turbo turbo and chant with a charge
Addy, Daddy G wild bunch crew at large
Don't call me an officer just call me a sarge
Mashing up the country planning also abroad
Plan to go to America when I get a visa card

But gettin' a visa card nowadays isn't hard - Massive attack`s Be Thankful for What You've Got

big grin

Gundark
You are so good.

*waits to smacked by Dim for posting that*

finti
I know big grin

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