*Shudder!* I noticed thier afflitations of what they consider "liberal". Let me insult these parties one by one..
Democratic Party:
Where do I start? They idolize Bill Clinton, an incompetant adulterer who drove our economy into the ground..
The New Party:
Also called "The New World Order". IE: Destroy the Jews, establish a global market, and force everyone to have a bar-code to trade and sell goods..
Green Party:
These guys might actually get my vote if they didn't waste thier time smoking pot and talking about "the man". Even the cryptkeeper who calls himself Ralph Nader speaks about "the man". Meanwhile being a politician, HE IS THE ****ING "MAN"!
Labour Party:
These commie-sympathizers think looking out for the common man means reinstating slavery, legalising child prostitution, and getting involved in drug rings..
Libertarians:
I actually am friends with alot of libertarians.. But these sonsabitches are crazy man, they'll **** your dog in the name of freedom.. But God forbid they should have to spend any taxes..