The story of the Tree
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MattC13
Write a story about the first tree. Oh and put a
at the end!
mysterio69
so, like this tree was really small at first, and then it grew bigger. the end.
Sir Mist
Oh man, I saw this tree. The end
mysterio69
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Oh man, I saw this tree. The end
oh come on, sir mist. where's the heart? where's the character development?
Sir Mist
Ok, so there was this tree called Bob, and he was emotionally scarred from the violent abuse his father gave him from birth, he took drugs, drank alcohol, cut himself at night until one day he couldnt take it and decided to fight crime. Late one cool, dark Saturday night around 8:04pm, he made himself a nice black camo outfit and went out to stalk this shrub who he found out was actually his mother's sister's neice's best friend's boyfrind. So he came up behind AND STABBED THAT MOFO SHRUB shock
The end
mysterio69
didn't think you'd actually do it. but that was quite an emotional rollercoaster. well done, sir.
Sir Mist
Yeah, there was a sequel but its rated R so we wont go there...
mysterio69
it's better to leave it to the imagination. and i was hoping to see sometree sex scenes. oh well.
Sir Mist
Well...there was this one scene....pretty rough...involving his mother and this gang of bushes.....nasty stuff....we'll leave it out, or maybe censor it..
mysterio69
well, can i have the unedited copy?
MattC13
anyway my story. A dancing banana named JimBob
saw a brown twig with a face
.
dancing and
grew around the world.
CherryTopper
there once was a girl form nantucket...Oh sorry wrong thread
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