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Know any good pick-up lines? Post em' here. I got one: if you were a buger, I'd pick you first.

"Would you like to have some dirty hot sex with me?"

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you tonight?

"Your right leg is Thanksgiving, your left leg is Christmas, and I just wanna spend time with you in between the holidays"

Hi, I like your boobs.

"SpellJammer will bet you twenty dollars you won't go out with him.."
Either way, SpellJammer wins.

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Hi, I like your boobs.


Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.

Originally posted by BackFire
Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.

"How much does a polar bear were....enough to break the ice" hi im...
Apparently it works

"The word of the day is legs, so let's go back to my place and spread the word."

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"

"You lost? You can come to my place."

"Nice outfit. It would look better in a pile next to my bed."

"Be unique. Say yes."

"Nice legs, what time do they open."

And numerous others...

Screw me if I'm wrong but, did you just say you wanted to screw me?

if you were a door I'd bang you all day long

fuk me if I'm wrong but is your name yolanda?

Is your name visa cuz it's everywhere I want to be

hey i lost my dog can you help me find him i think he ran into this motel room


hey wanna play a game it;s called Pearl harobor it's where I lay back and you blow the hell outta me

"If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put U and I together"

"Aren't you tried? because you been running through my mind all day long"

"your name should be Cambles soup because your mmm mmm good"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
"Aren't you tried? because you been running through my mind all day long"


OMG I forgot to tell you....When i went bowling with Kevin ... ... anyway, Their were these like 7th graders next to us and one of them said that to me!

does it hurt? that you fell from heaven

if I had a rose for everytime I think of you I would be walking throguh my garden foever

Originally posted by LiL nAstY GirL
OMG I forgot to tell you....When i went bowling with Kevin ... ... anyway, Their were these like 7th graders next to us and one of them said that to me!

awwwww did he know you?

that is creepy seventh graders hitting on you

it happens alot to me with mexicans *gets bad chill*

Raven u totaly jacked the one with u and i together thats from family guy dont try and take credit for it

Are you an angel? Cuz your breasts are heavenly!

do you have a quarter I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I want to marry

a lot of these are really dumb like the ones were there basiclly saying i want to screw you are dumb share some that might work

Nope, I didn't know them

I am in love with your mom...wait...

I lost my number,can i have yours?

whats your sign

Originally posted by PINBALL
Raven u totaly jacked the one with u and i together thats from family guy dont try and take credit for it

f*ck off dude, I didnt jack it from Family Guy. My friends were telling me funny pic up lines.

wanna do the nasty

well your friends jacked it from family guy quagmeyer said it

all right

Family guy did not come up with it

Originally posted by PINBALL
well your friends jacked it from family guy quagmeyer said it

who really cares. Its a pick-up line, how do you know Family Guy didnt it Jack it?

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
who really cares. Its a pick-up line, how do you know Family Guy didnt it Jack it?

Jack it? they masturbated it? How does that work?

My love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in

If you were a booger i'd pick you first

and my personal favorite i used this a long time ago.
Hey babes my i'm jake the snake (flex muscle)and you cant buy pythons like these in a pet store.

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
Jack it? they masturbated it? How does that work?

no, pinball is trying to say I jacked a line from Family Guy

i wanna lick your nostrils

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
no, pinball is trying to say I jacked a line from Family Guy

****in' *******.

language children LANGUAGE

Hi,i'm a gynecologist.May i invite you to my home for a free check up?

Originally posted by ResubianNushi
****in' *******.

yeah wtf are you trying to say there

Originally posted by BackFire
Liar! I tried that and got slapped, and it wasn't a boob slapping! Boooo.

You are supposed to say it to girls.

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say..."I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

Damn. you have awsomw eyes.. it acctually works

You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way
to fall is in love with me!

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!

(I'm gonna use that one next week at school)

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get

It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.

It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.

Is your daddy a thief? Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
stars and put it in your eyes?

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Can I have directions? To your heart.

There must be a monkey here. "WHY?" because i'm going bananas over you.

I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included.

You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.

You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.

Your eyes have touched my soul

You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.

Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."

"Heres a nickle, go call your mom and tell her you aint coming home."
(Thats an oldie...)

list of pick up lines for both girls and guys.

i got: "hey nice legs, wat time do they open?"
"ever hugged a tree? response no how bout a root?
"have u got a map? response no cause im lost in ur eyes"
add all pick up lines no matter how corney.

Originally posted by deej
list of pick up lines for both girls and guys.

i got: "hey nice legs, wat time do they open?"
"ever hugged a tree? response no how bout a root?
"have u got a map? response no cause im lost in ur eyes"
add all pick up lines no matter how corney.
done before...

if i could reaaragne the alphabet id put u and i together

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
if i could reaaragne the alphabet id put u and i together
Ive heard it but its mad.

eh guess I'll post something
my love for you is like diahrhea I just can't hold it in

if you were a booger I'd pick you first

I lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me?

Now....

here is one

a guy looks at the tag in back of the girls shirt (I dont suggest doing that to a stranger) then he says "just as I thought...made in heaven"

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
here is one

a guy looks at the tag in back of the girls shirt (I dont suggest doing that to a stranger) then he says "just as I thought...made in heaven"
haven't heard that one before.....

is your dad a baker because you got some nice buns

"So.. I know this retarded thread maker on this Forum I go to.

Yeah, I don't like him."

That's all it takes if you want some *****.

Originally posted by Bocaj
haven't heard that one before.....

is your dad a baker because you got some nice buns

maybe because you spend all your time online

Originally posted by deej
list of pick up lines for both girls and guys.

i got: "hey nice legs, wat time do they open?"
"ever hugged a tree? response no how bout a root?
"have u got a map? response no cause im lost in ur eyes"
add all pick up lines no matter how corney.

attentionwhore

i second that motion, 5 thread in two days.
Give it a rest mate

Originally posted by Prabhodh
attentionwhore

I think his first one would more then likely get him the response of a nice slap across the face IF he is lucky.

i wonder if he's ever been outside the OTF

probably not

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
I think his first one would more then likely get him the response of a nice slap across the face IF he is lucky.

Yer it probably would.

Originally posted by bogen
i wonder if he's ever been outside the OTF

You know he hasn't. mhm

Originally posted by Prabhodh




You know he hasn't. mhm
it was more of an observational retorical question

Originally posted by bogen
it was more of an observational retorical question

so are you and deej friends in RL?

Originally posted by bogen
it was more of an observational rhetorical question

Rhetorical. mhm

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
so are you and deej friends in RL?
yes i regret to say, and im sorry but i didn't know he'd be so bad.

Originally posted by bogen
yes i regret to say, and im sorry but i didn't know he'd be so bad.

Originally posted by Prabhodh
Rhetorical. mhm
perfectionist mhm

Originally posted by bogen
yes i regret to say, and im sorry but i didn't know he'd be so bad.

why you still firends, if you regret it? I dont think that would be a very good friendship. I had some friends I wish I wouldnt have. I try my best to ignore them.

Originally posted by bogen
perfectionist mhm

Noob. mhm

Originally posted by Raven Guardia
why you still firends, if you regret it? I dont think that would be a very good friendship. I had some friends I wish I wouldnt have. I try my best to ignore them.
naw were kool, he's just a noob. He's pretty funny just an awsomly powerful noob.
Originally posted by Prabhodh
Noob. mhm

don't you start, i always have to remind you what a noob you were before we met

'Hey is that a mirror you got down there cuz I can see myself in your pants'

'Girl you must be tired cuz you been runnin thru my mind all day long'

'You must be a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you.'

This one should work with 2 girls...

'Hey, I'd hate to come between you two or maybe I would'
oohhh that's bad...gigity gigity gone

god those are lame..no guys ever tries to pick me up..

I remember winning a contest with this last year. The host had to go around last year saying things like, "Cordera Rules!!!!"

Some loser came up to me today and used the pick up line: I hope ur good at giving massages cause you make me so stiff ermm