What not/to say to a girl you want to go out with? · The Off-Topic Forum

ben_dover Senior Member

What not/to say to a girl you want to go out with?

Hey guys I need some ideas for this HOT girl I wan't to go out with. 😮
Please don't be stupid, but post something that is WISE and will ACTUALLY work. 😉

In other words....HELP ME!!!! 😕

Family_guy725 White Guy

Re: What not/to say to a girl you want to go out with?

Originally posted by ben_dover
Hey guys I need some ideas for this HOT girl I wan't to go out with. 😮
Please don't be stupid, but post something that is WISE and will ACTUALLY work. 😉
In other words....HELP ME!!!! 😕

this is just sad you cant come up with stuff ha!

hawkwind raz's sock

okay just start talking to her do not be timid and shy.girls like confidence. and be clever and witty.be yourself girls hate fakery

ben_dover Senior Member

Originally posted by Family_guy725
this is just sad you cant come up with stuff ha!

Maybe not as much experience as you but I'm getting there. 🙄

ben_dover Senior Member

By the way I think she was in the mood to par-tay if you know what I mean 😛

OH! 💃 OH!

The True Fear Restricted

then tap it

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Get to know her, take her out, act natural, and dont expect too much straight away. I guess thats about it.

Kosta I'm a rooster illusion

Originally posted by The True Fear
then tap it

^ Then do that ^

silver_tears Senior Member

So nothing you could tell us at all about her, just that she's hot.......I'm disgusted on her behalf

dark_angelz red alert

LOL kosta.Mayb u shud email her.Letters r old-fashioned but romantic....Y am I typing this!? YUCK!

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Top 10 things NOT to say.....
1. nice ****
2. you look like buffy the vampire slayer
3. come here much?
4. i bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
5. is it cold in here or what?
6. i like your pants...take off your pants
7. can i just touch them?
8. do you shave?
9. spit or swallow?
10. so, do you like lesbain porn or what?

Nanobe Junior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Top 10 things NOT to say.....
1. nice ****
2. you look like buffy the vampire slayer
3. come here much?
4. i bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
5. is it cold in here or what?
6. i like your pants...take off your pants
7. can i just touch them?
8. do you shave?
9. spit or swallow?
10. so, do you like lesbain porn or what?

im proud, i can honestly say ive only ever actually said 9 of them 😖 man im smooooooth

*remembers to say #4 to a gurl tonight*

black robb The Leading Man

Originally posted by ben_dover
Hey guys I need some ideas for this HOT girl I wan't to go out with. 😮
Please don't be stupid, but post something that is WISE and will ACTUALLY work. 😉
In other words....HELP ME!!!! 😕

Tell her her boobs are huge and you want to squeeze them

ben_dover Senior Member

Originally posted by black robb
Tell her her boobs are huge and you want to squeeze them

Good idea but it requires some time!

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What would be the most appropriate thing to say.......

1. wana go out?
2. wana be my girlfriend?
3. other

Give a numer and a reason why you chose it. If you choose 3 then tell me what should it be.

EsteemedLeader Restricted

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
4. i bet you can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

Is that off of 'Two and a Half Men'?

mysterio69 bored as f.uck

Originally posted by ben_dover
Good idea but it requires some time!
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What would be the most appropriate thing to say.......
1. wana go out?
2. wana be my girlfriend?
3. other
Give a numer and a reason why you chose it. If you choose 3 then tell me what should it be.

for the love of all that's good, don't say #2. she'll think you're nuts.
ask her to "go steady." 😛