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So have any of you guys seen this programme?

It was really hyped up here.

Saw it yesterday - was OK.

name vaguely rings a bell... think some-one of y'all said something 'bout it

I know that is on Mtv(I think),but I haven't seen it yet.
what is it about ?

Ended it's run here about a month ago, 13 episodes in total, and 2 that will air in the future during sweeps or something. I really liked it!! Take a washed-up British devil worshiping Rockstar, his weirdo family, smack them right in the middle of Beverly Hills and film their every move!! Brilliant!!!!

So you've seen 2 episodes? They only get better!! Wait till they start fighting with the neighbors!! Hillarious!!!

I saw part of it once. Ozzy was a scream. Even if you don't like his music, he's so beyond fried now that he is pathetically hysterical, if you can understand what's he actually saying besides F**K.

The show is absolutely hilarious. The neighbor episode was great! Just wait till you see em all.

Here's my impression of Ozzy:

SHARON!

It was impossible to understand what Ozzy was saying, thank god the re-runs are closed captioned! You can understand everything then. It looks a little something like this:

Sharon, **** Sharon ****, I love you all to death but your all ****** mad!!! **** dog took another **** Sharon!

I think the show is pretty damn funny, too.

The funniest episode would have to be the one where Jack's freeloading, skateboarding friend moves in and drives Ozzy and Sharron crazy!!
That one is towards the end of the season though........

Cant wait for the next shows, half of then are going to be set in Ozzys hundred year old country house in England!! Ozzy with farm animals, OH I can just picture it now!

That episode was good.

Ozzy: "The kid just walks around and scratches his head. Then I look at the couch and say is the couch moving? Oh, there's a f**king person there!"

Should we use spoilers?

Yup, that was funny, and then he made breakfeast and burned Sharons grill, and stepped on the dog's tail and scratched the car, and a bunch of other stuff!! I dont think he bathed once though!

Then he invites a bunch of his friends over to party. What a dumbass.

I heard next season they are going to do this with Puff Daddy. There is no way in hell I would watch that.

Me neither! P Diddy I am not interested in! Hope his show flops!
He's just wants everyone to love him like Ozzy, whatever!!!

He truly is just a sampler. He takes other peoples stuff and tries to make it his and it sucks.

I find him so annoying!!
Wont watch 1 episode of his!

Or the other 12. Or maybe just the other 2. Because the show will probably be cancelled!

I predict it will go right in the toilet.

BLACK SABBATH rules

Most excellent Dude!!

DEEP PURPLE rules, at least until 1976

But they didn't rock as much as Sabbath!!!

In my mind they did

I loved Ozzy and Sabbath as a kid, saw him play at the NEC on the "No rest for the wicked" tour, think I may have the t-shirt somewhere too, although I doubt it will fit me now.

The way Ozzy speaks may seem odd, and thats because he comes from the Midlands. We all sound like that I'm afraid, of course the drugs have also had an effect on his speech which hasn't helped.

They've played old interviews from the earls 80s where Ozzy's speech is very understandable, it's like he really lost it in the mid to late 80s! Cause in his VH1 Behind the Music episode, filmed in the early 90s, it was impossible to understand him.

I've heard some of those old interviews and ozzy sounds like a real "yam-yam".

Yam yam, I can get subtitles on my TV so I dont miss a sylable!

I think his mind is still pretty sharp. But his body has fallen apart. If you watch his show, he is pretty quick witted.

"It could be worse, I could be Sting."

oh Gundy is so gonna use the pitchfork on your butt To

Hehehe..but boy is that true.

I like old Oz...and I think part of his speech problem is that when he's relaxed around his family he tends to not articulate his words as well...and of course he's piss drunk alot. Sharon said in one interview that everything you see his hair in a pony tail that's an indication that he's probably drunk.

OOooh.... I still have to watch it. I forgot.

Hmmmmmmmm...bad boy!.


You get to watch Ozzy watching History channel..oh lucky you!

Sorry, M'lady.

To !!!!

How dare you use Ozzy and Sting in the same sentence !!

Just wait until Whiskey Thursday ! You and me gonna be a'havin' a showdown boy !!

*clears the street*

*polishes Death Star laser*

I'm ready.

Which is likely to be more painful though? the Pitchfork or the Deathstar Laser?

yeah how dare you cuz Ozzy is still cool.

Eeeeeeep! Its gonna kick off big time here.

*Slinks out of back door*

After all we've been through together finti....how can you do this to me ? I thought...I thought....

I love the Police, but Sting got kind of boring as a solo artist and you must admit Ozzy is more fun.

*ready to slice throat and jump off balcony*

Yup, Sting is rather boaring!!
He sits in the back seat of his Jaguar commercial, instead of actually driving the thing!!
*Yawn*
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

After all those nice things I said about Bjork, you have to be like this.

It's payback time babe!

Ah, thanks finti. What a pal !

Always

Gee I better get away from the edge of this balcony. That appears to be one of George's shafts down there.

Shaft as in SLJ or shaft as in a shaft

As in "when Luke was stupid enough to blast the controls that extend the bridge, he had to find another way across the shaft"

So no blacksploitation

So no blacksploitation

I heard you the first time. Is the forum running slow today or am I imaging it ?

it is slow running

Gundy, Ozzie made fun of Sting, not me.

I like the Police.

Everyone makes fun of Stink, er I mean Sting!

He was on the Simpsons one episode, so he's cool.

Who Stink? Pfft!!
Doesn't he sing in Disney Cartoons now, or somethig? What a looser/dork!

Yeah, he is kind of a dork. But some of his music is pretty sweet. It's got a good beat.

Yeah, it beats you over the head it's so obnoxious!!

Ah, come on now. Some of his stuff is pretty good.

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear
I like my toast done on the side
And you can hear it in my accent when I talk
I'm an Englishman in New York

See me walking down Fifth Avenue
A walking cane here at my side
I take it everywhere I walk
I'm an Englishman in New York" - STING

Mmmmmm thanks Finti.

His stuff with the Police was kewl but his solo stuff sounds like Jazz. I hate jazz with a passion.

Thanks finti.

Really Mech ? Rhythm and Stealth sounds jazzy. Some of his music is very un-jazzy. "Fortress around my Heart" and "Russians" are not even close. But at least you liked The Police.

What does Mrs. MM listen to ?

UK Garage = utter crap.

Rhythm and Stealth is an album title of "Leftfield", they made some awesome music. I just don't get Jazz, I don't know whether its the chorus or anything and while I'm trying to work out whats going on, the song will suddenly end without warning.

How can I save my little boy from Oppenheimer's deadly toy
There is no monopoly of common sense
On either side of the political fence
We share the same biology
Regardless of ideology
Believe me when I say to you
I hope the Russians love their children too" -Sting 1985

Finti what's with those stupid quotes and song lyrics???

It aquires some intelligence to underdstand it

ouch. you insulted the official jukebox

So...

Yes Lance. Where have you been ? On Damagram ?

Yeah, for the last however many weeks. Along with you and Julie and Ithorn and Mah and Phinney and many others.

Oh yeah.......

In other words he has been locked up in a room with paded walls

Pretty much. They even gave me a leather mask to wear over my mouth.

and he had me as companionship!

The brainless double

I spake!

no you tried to make some sound but you didnt succede

luckily you only write here

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent!

So what!

Ah have too bwain sells in ma hed.

Now you're just guessing, 'cos you cannot count past 2....1, 2, errr....2 yes, 2

But is did he speak or did he spake ?

spank spoke poke?

Sounds kinky.

Oh yes. queeq loves it.

Figures they are actually neighbours with Germany

Ahhh German, I've learned all I need to know from the porn I've watched. I often put "fluent in German" on any job applications I fill in, but I doubt they'd appreciate the phrases I have grasped.

Scheisse

No, thats Jewish I believe.

and Portman is jewish

Mmmmmmm Portman, she's younger than me you know? Maybe I could impress her with my ability to drink copious amounts of liquor and talk crap, it sure worked on Mrs.MM.

thought she didn't drink?

I wonder what job you be searching with the frases like
"Ich komme gleich Helga, Jaaaaaaaaa"

The German language sounds angry.

Yeah, its a very scary language. My cousin married a German chap and he once taught me how to say, "I love you", in German. It sounded like an order to attack, however softly and nice I repeated it.

Verboten !
Nicht !


See, I know some German.

My my Gundy, is there a beginning to your talents?

Does Ich liebe dich sound like an order to attack.
Warum sprechen du Deutsch Gundy?

but it's not an order I want to have with certain posters around here!

the osbournes
boring show

So far for Mujaffa's contribution.

uh......Hindenburg !

Oh, this is a German speaking contest?

Der Klugste gibt nach!
Befehl ist Befehl!
Ich habe es nicht gewusst!
Immer gerade aus!

ja klar. bier bitte

*runs off to get English-German dictionary.*

Bier und Bratwurst?

bayern und ein appfelkorn

Moechten Sie auch ein Schnapps?

ja bitte... eines grose schnapps

Wie gross? Ein Mass?

can we go back to english please
english bitte

Nein! Wir sprechen Deutsch!

*Starts to whistle to himself while waiting for everything to get back to normal*

Das dauert eine lange Zeit

*Start's to speak German*

Volkswagon!

probieren sie:

randfunk

Hindenburg!

Lichtenstine!

Scheisse

Kartoffelen

Schweiss

Can someone translate what I said real quick? All I did what copy and paste those from other sites. I'd like to know what they say.

Hehehe. I thought about doing that too Lance.

I think it translates as roughly, good day I am a fool.

then

My mind has gone!!!!

or something like that

Now I'm glad I didn't do that.

So am I.

English again?

Hello! (Good Day)! What's your name?

nothing about foolishness there

No but Lance didn't know that!!!!

Lieb ich!

actually, I don't know how to write an est-set