Anyone wanna chat?
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Bespin Bart
Any girls wanna chat? I'm bored.
ToMacco
I'm not a chick, but I will talk to you. About the Simpsons, perhaps?
finti
No luck with the girls BB or....
Corran
..or what finit, we wait in anticipation for your words of wisdom.
*thinks aloud* hope we don't have to wait too long!!!
finti
it is up to BB to answere that
Gundark
I'm a girl.....
oops, too late !
mechmoggy
I'm a guy and could do with a chat, but I'm here alone AGAIN!
I'm sure you lot are avoiding me.
ToMacco
Every time I get online I'm the only one here.
queeq
We all leave when we see you logging on.
Gundark
I was on at midnight saturday all by myself...
queeq
Sorry babe. You wore me out the night before.
Gundark
Hehehe. Got carried away.
finti
well Dutch cant take to much either though
Bespin Bart
Hey Gundy. Hey Finti. Hello Mech. Hello Tomacco. Hello everyone. Sorry I wasn't on yesterday. I was busy helping my brother with a report about the Titanic. And no, not the movie.
Let's talk about girls. Who wants to start?
Ushgarak
I can start with my grievances list.
(Unfurls 500 page essay)
Ushgarak
Oh, I LIKE them... but there is always something to go on the list.
LanceWindu
Girls are, let's say...complicated.
LaurenE147
We are only complicated if you generalize us.
Ushgarak
(Starts page 501)
"Moan about generalisations..."
Seriously, though, you are absolutely right that generalisations are bad. But I can only state that in my experience girls are as complex as any one of us, which is to say very much indeed. Normally.
Edna reaches new heights of complexity...
LanceWindu
Nope, your still complicated to the average male mind.
Bespin Bart
Edna's a witch.
LanceWindu
So true that is.
LaurenE147
Men are not complicated at all. Their lives revolve around sex and food and sports. If a woman can offer that then she has any guy in the world hooked.
Ushgarak
Well NOW who is generalising, hmm? You sure as hell aren't going to hook me that way.
LanceWindu
You could hook me.
(Depends on how old you are.
)
Captain REX
I could possibly be hooked that way. Sex I have not had, but I play soccer and I love food.
Ushgarak
Err, guys, you are undermining my defiant stand on behalf of men here...
Captain REX
Oh...uh, yes! I remember! We're defiant!
*walks over to a girl with lots of food and plays sports*
Texas
I dont know what the hell you people are talking about, but I feel like posting! ;>
Captain REX
;> <--- That's an interesting smilie.
I'm glad you feel like posting. Otherwise there would be no point in being on these message boards.
Texas
I find your sig rather interesting, did Dim make that one? She's really talented.
LaurenE147
This is exactly my point. If I went up to a guy and said that I wanna make him hot dogs and steaks, make out with him, and watch football with him 24-7, Ush, you are saying that there is a large group of men who would say no.
finti
we dont want to watch football with girls, the girls should stay at the bar until we came back
Corran
I have to agree with Finti, there's only so many times you can explain the Offside rule!
Gundark
finti & Corran -
Ush - do tell which page of your essay I'm on - I need a new lucky number. There's a dear.
finti
Watch it Amish one, or we force some modern equipment on you
Gundark
Nah, I just live near Lancaster County in Pennsylvania which is a hotbed of Amish-ness.
finti
Hey LaurenE147 how do you excpect an Amish to be on the net
Captain REX
Anyway, what is Gundark?
PS: Yes, Texas, Dim did make my sig. She made it awhile ago.
Corran
A wild four armed anthropoid, it grows to about 1.5 metres high and is known for its fearlessness and strength. The species has given the galaxy the phrase "You look like you could pull the ears off a gundark," which means that an individual appears healthy and strong.
Captain REX
That's not what I ment...
Gundark
Very good Corran ! I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.
finti, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.
Rex - how long have you been in roleplay now ! I'm a girl !!
*looks in Rex's ear, sees light on other side*
yerssot
*starts humming the Imperial Theme*
Ushgarak
Yes, Lauren, I am.
mechmoggy
You'd say no to a women offering food and good lovin' Ush?
Tsk. We need a serious chat young man.
Captain REX
Hey, Yerssot took my brain again!
I know you're a girl Gundy. But, again, that's not what I ment.
finti
so a brainless was able to take your brain?
yerssot
ow djee! I do have a brain! It's just in the fridge!
Gundark
Well if you know I'm a girl, that what else did you need to know about me ?
Corran
You know what he wants to know, just tell him to put him out of his misery, never know yerss might give him his brain back then!!
yerssot
elephant chance! I'm keeping this one... alive!
Gundark
Oh. Rex thinks I'm a lesbian ???????
finti
teenage minds are so dirty.
Stop telling us your dreams Rex
Ushgarak
Sorry, just what IS this link with women offering food? Makes no sense to me.
Gundark
*walks in circles, muttering*
I never thought I came across like a lesbian...did I ever post anything lesbian-ish ?......
mechmoggy
Oh come on Gundy, I know for sure that if you did "jump the fence", a certain Ms.Helen Hunt would be your first port of call.
mechmoggy
Wait till Gundy gets here, I'm dead.
Captain REX
I ment like if you were Amish-American. Or Spanish, or so on.
Finti, keep YOUR dreams in YOUR head.
*slaps Finti and takes brain away from yerssot*
Thanx for my brain back.
yerssot
why is everyone taking brains away from me?
*snif*
Captain REX
Because it's mine.
yerssot
that part wasn't important!!
Captain REX
Okay, fine, here you go.
*hands Yerss a bag of brains belonging to Finti's board of executives*
Have fun with those brains! I'll find more if you pop any.
(Finti will never be president now! Muahahahahaha!!!
)
yerssot
*lays them aside*
they're fintis! I won't me own!
L.E.
there is a big difference between fiti's and yers's brain........
yerssot
yes, "available" and "away"
Captain REX
What if I gave you all the brain jelly and brains in the world and then I got to keep my brain and you had your own brain?
yerssot
you give all the brains in the world and you keep yours? then that's not all of them now is it?
L.E.
yers seems greedy for those brains.....
Captain REX
Okay, most. Deal?
yerssot
first I need to see the goods
Gundark
First of all, I need to smack Mech.
*smack*
Now - nobody around here trades brains, handles brains or eats brains without my permission. You got it, people ?
L.E.
Gundark has spoken...
let it be known
Gundark
Well I'm glad thats straightened out. So here we are chatting and where the hell is Bespin Bart ?
yerssot
poodoo! and I was hungry!
pfew! luckily I'm not a person! I'm a god!
mechmoggy
Sorry Gundy.
I was expecting you to let my "cat out of the bag", but you're too damn classy for that.
Gundark
That just shows you how good my vault is.
Captain REX
*walks in with a sign*
Here's your custom-made "Reserved for Queeq" sign. That'll be absolutely no cost whatsoever. Enjoy your day...and night.
*leaves*
Bespin Bart
Here I am! And there's nobody here!
Corran
Hey BB, there's a pattern developing here!!!!
Gundark
Bespin Bart just doesn't know we're all playing tag and he's "it".
queeq
Let's play Pin the Bart next.
Captain REX
Now, here's what you do kids. You take this knife and go up to this man...
*Pushes BB towards kids*
...and you "pin" him.
Gundark
Now thats just plain mean Rex.
How about Body Cavity Search ?
yerss, you go first.
http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/moon2.gif
queeq
Need a glove or do you like it "au naturel"?
Corran
queeq, won't you be getting jealous of Yers if this carries on?
queeq
Not of this work. THe cavity search on Gundy I will, as always, perform myself.
yerssot
well,... that's not me anyway... I got a green one
Captain REX
Yerss, that's disgusting. Use toiletpaper more and it won't look like that.
Corran
And get some antibiotics, to clear up that other little problem!!! http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_78.gif
queeq
And get your butt out here to solve the other.
Captain REX
I don't think you should let him anywhere near anybody with his butt all green like that.
Then again, it could just be wacko fever...okay you can let him near anybody.
Gundark
He is wacko....just look at him !
http://www.forum-smilies.com/tierisch_06.gif
Of course any examinations queeq makes will be in the privacy of the closet.
Gundark
Come here baby.
http://www.forum-smilies.com/liebe_06.gif
Captain REX
If only I could use a smilie that covered his eyes...
Gundark
See, queeq has the idea !
http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_49.gif
Yeah baby ! Right on !
queeq
I have another idea: http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/smileydies.gif
Captain REX
I see...but I don't see...ahh! I can't see!!!
There, I can see. Let's just test my eyes...
There we go. So hello Gund...
Ahhh! Gundy and Queeq are in the same room!
Here we go again...I can't see!!!
Gundark
I didn't know we were never NOT in the same room.
queeq
ME neither. Did you like the new equipment I got you, dear?
Gundark
Oh yes. The giant hammer is lovely. How ever did you get it shipped the whole way here ?
queeq
I took my car.
http://www.colute.net/cwm/contrib/sarge/SierraC3.gif
Gundark
GMC - Get My Checkbook
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
DODGE - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - Found On Road Dead
GTO - Get Tools Out
I can't post the one for PONTIAC cause it involves an ethnic slur.
queeq
Can't have that.
Whisper it in my ear, baby.
queeq
*Han Solo voice* I know.
Gundark
So here we are, still waiting for BB....
Gundark
Yeah. Here he is, with the band !
http://www.forum-smilies.com/party_11.gif
finti
The Band hmmmmmm
I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.
Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me." The Bands "The Weight"
LaurenE147
Gundy, you just set yourself up big time
Captain REX
Sorry, don't know how she set herself up. You mean like a popsicle stand or lemonade stand? Or how about one of those billboards...
queeq
No, the hint word here was "old".
Gundark
Lauren is very observant...
*smacks forehead*
Nothing, Rex....nothing...you can go about your business.
Shutup queeq.
queeq
http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/zipsmiley.gif
Gundark
Link is broken.
Hehehe. http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_26.gif
queeq
Too bad.
Gundark
http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_22.gif
queeq
I found a pic of you though. http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/happydomme.gif
Gundark
OMG !!!
queeq
SEE! It does.
Gundark
Hi Julie !!
LaurenE147
Always pay attention to your wording. You could end up getting zinged through your own wit. http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/ignore.gif
Captain REX
That's an interesting smilie ya got there Queeq.
Corran
Hey that picture of gundy looks just how I imagined her!!!!
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