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Any girls wanna chat? I'm bored.

I'm not a chick, but I will talk to you. About the Simpsons, perhaps?

No luck with the girls BB or....

..or what finit, we wait in anticipation for your words of wisdom.


*thinks aloud* hope we don't have to wait too long!!!

it is up to BB to answere that

I'm a girl.....

oops, too late !

I'm a guy and could do with a chat, but I'm here alone AGAIN!

I'm sure you lot are avoiding me.

Every time I get online I'm the only one here.

We all leave when we see you logging on.

I was on at midnight saturday all by myself...

Sorry babe. You wore me out the night before.

Hehehe. Got carried away.

well Dutch cant take to much either though

Hey Gundy. Hey Finti. Hello Mech. Hello Tomacco. Hello everyone. Sorry I wasn't on yesterday. I was busy helping my brother with a report about the Titanic. And no, not the movie.

Let's talk about girls. Who wants to start?

I can start with my grievances list.

(Unfurls 500 page essay)

How can you not like that many girls?

Oh, I LIKE them... but there is always something to go on the list.

Girls are, let's say...complicated.

We are only complicated if you generalize us.

(Starts page 501)

"Moan about generalisations..."

Seriously, though, you are absolutely right that generalisations are bad. But I can only state that in my experience girls are as complex as any one of us, which is to say very much indeed. Normally.

Edna reaches new heights of complexity...

Nope, your still complicated to the average male mind.

Edna's a witch.

So true that is.

Men are not complicated at all. Their lives revolve around sex and food and sports. If a woman can offer that then she has any guy in the world hooked.

Well NOW who is generalising, hmm? You sure as hell aren't going to hook me that way.

You could hook me.

(Depends on how old you are. )

I'm jailbait.

I could possibly be hooked that way. Sex I have not had, but I play soccer and I love food.

Err, guys, you are undermining my defiant stand on behalf of men here...

Oh...uh, yes! I remember! We're defiant!

*walks over to a girl with lots of food and plays sports*

I dont know what the hell you people are talking about, but I feel like posting! ;>

;> <--- That's an interesting smilie.

I'm glad you feel like posting. Otherwise there would be no point in being on these message boards.

I find your sig rather interesting, did Dim make that one? She's really talented.

This is exactly my point. If I went up to a guy and said that I wanna make him hot dogs and steaks, make out with him, and watch football with him 24-7, Ush, you are saying that there is a large group of men who would say no.

we dont want to watch football with girls, the girls should stay at the bar until we came back

I have to agree with Finti, there's only so many times you can explain the Offside rule!

finti & Corran -

Ush - do tell which page of your essay I'm on - I need a new lucky number. There's a dear.

Watch it Amish one, or we force some modern equipment on you

Gundy's Amish?

Nah, I just live near Lancaster County in Pennsylvania which is a hotbed of Amish-ness.

Hey LaurenE147 how do you excpect an Amish to be on the net

Anyway, what is Gundark?

PS: Yes, Texas, Dim did make my sig. She made it awhile ago.

A wild four armed anthropoid, it grows to about 1.5 metres high and is known for its fearlessness and strength. The species has given the galaxy the phrase "You look like you could pull the ears off a gundark," which means that an individual appears healthy and strong.

That's not what I ment...

Very good Corran ! I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.

finti, take the professor in the back and plug him into the hyperdrive.


Rex - how long have you been in roleplay now ! I'm a girl !!

*looks in Rex's ear, sees light on other side*

*gulp*

*starts humming the Imperial Theme*

Thank you.

Yes, Lauren, I am.

You'd say no to a women offering food and good lovin' Ush?

Tsk. We need a serious chat young man.

Hey, Yerssot took my brain again!

I know you're a girl Gundy. But, again, that's not what I ment.

so a brainless was able to take your brain?

ow djee! I do have a brain! It's just in the fridge!

Well if you know I'm a girl, that what else did you need to know about me ?

You know what he wants to know, just tell him to put him out of his misery, never know yerss might give him his brain back then!!

elephant chance! I'm keeping this one... alive!

Oh. Rex thinks I'm a lesbian ???????

teenage minds are so dirty.
Stop telling us your dreams Rex

Sorry, just what IS this link with women offering food? Makes no sense to me.

*walks in circles, muttering*

I never thought I came across like a lesbian...did I ever post anything lesbian-ish ?......

Oh come on Gundy, I know for sure that if you did "jump the fence", a certain Ms.Helen Hunt would be your first port of call.

helen hunt?

Wait till Gundy gets here, I'm dead.

I ment like if you were Amish-American. Or Spanish, or so on.

Finti, keep YOUR dreams in YOUR head.

*slaps Finti and takes brain away from yerssot*

Thanx for my brain back.

why is everyone taking brains away from me?
*snif*

Because it's mine.

that part wasn't important!!

Okay, fine, here you go.

*hands Yerss a bag of brains belonging to Finti's board of executives*

Have fun with those brains! I'll find more if you pop any.

(Finti will never be president now! Muahahahahaha!!! )

*lays them aside*

they're fintis! I won't me own!

there is a big difference between fiti's and yers's brain........

yes, "available" and "away"

What if I gave you all the brain jelly and brains in the world and then I got to keep my brain and you had your own brain?

you give all the brains in the world and you keep yours? then that's not all of them now is it?

yers seems greedy for those brains.....

Okay, most. Deal?

first I need to see the goods

First of all, I need to smack Mech.

*smack*

Now - nobody around here trades brains, handles brains or eats brains without my permission. You got it, people ?

Gundark has spoken...
let it be known

Well I'm glad thats straightened out. So here we are chatting and where the hell is Bespin Bart ?

Baby sitting Rex

poodoo! and I was hungry!


pfew! luckily I'm not a person! I'm a god!

Sorry Gundy.

I was expecting you to let my "cat out of the bag", but you're too damn classy for that.

That just shows you how good my vault is.

*walks in with a sign*

Here's your custom-made "Reserved for Queeq" sign. That'll be absolutely no cost whatsoever. Enjoy your day...and night.

*leaves*

Here I am! And there's nobody here!

Hey BB, there's a pattern developing here!!!!

A knitting pattern.

Bespin Bart just doesn't know we're all playing tag and he's "it".

Let's play Pin the Bart next.

Now, here's what you do kids. You take this knife and go up to this man...

*Pushes BB towards kids*

...and you "pin" him.

Now thats just plain mean Rex.

How about Body Cavity Search ?

yerss, you go first.

http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/moon2.gif

Need a glove or do you like it "au naturel"?

queeq, won't you be getting jealous of Yers if this carries on?

Not of this work. THe cavity search on Gundy I will, as always, perform myself.

well,... that's not me anyway... I got a green one

Yerss, that's disgusting. Use toiletpaper more and it won't look like that.

And get some antibiotics, to clear up that other little problem!!! http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_78.gif

And get your butt out here to solve the other.

I don't think you should let him anywhere near anybody with his butt all green like that.

Then again, it could just be wacko fever...okay you can let him near anybody.

He is wacko....just look at him !

http://www.forum-smilies.com/tierisch_06.gif


Of course any examinations queeq makes will be in the privacy of the closet.

Of course.

Come here baby.
http://www.forum-smilies.com/liebe_06.gif

If only I could use a smilie that covered his eyes...

Try sunglasses.

See, queeq has the idea !

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_49.gif

Yeah baby ! Right on !

I have another idea: http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/smileydies.gif

I see...but I don't see...ahh! I can't see!!!



There, I can see. Let's just test my eyes...



There we go. So hello Gund...



Ahhh! Gundy and Queeq are in the same room!



Here we go again...I can't see!!!

I didn't know we were never NOT in the same room.

There, I can see. Test my eyes...



AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME neither. Did you like the new equipment I got you, dear?

Oh yes. The giant hammer is lovely. How ever did you get it shipped the whole way here ?

I took my car.
http://www.colute.net/cwm/contrib/sarge/SierraC3.gif

GMC - Get My Checkbook
FIAT - Fix It Again Tony
DODGE - Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FORD - Found On Road Dead
GTO - Get Tools Out


I can't post the one for PONTIAC cause it involves an ethnic slur.

Can't have that.





Whisper it in my ear, baby.

I sent you a PM.

*Han Solo voice* I know.

So here we are, still waiting for BB....

King?

Yeah. Here he is, with the band !

http://www.forum-smilies.com/party_11.gif

The Band hmmmmmm

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No!", was all he said.

Take a load off Fanny, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fanny, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me." The Bands "The Weight"

Thats an old one.

Gundy, you just set yourself up big time

Sorry, don't know how she set herself up. You mean like a popsicle stand or lemonade stand? Or how about one of those billboards...

No, the hint word here was "old".

Lauren is very observant...

*smacks forehead*

Nothing, Rex....nothing...you can go about your business.

Shutup queeq.

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/zipsmiley.gif

Link is broken.

Hehehe. http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_26.gif

Too bad.

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_22.gif

I found a pic of you though. http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/happydomme.gif

doesnt work

Yes it does.

No it didnt

OMG !!!

SEE! It does.

but it didnt

Hi Julie !!

Always pay attention to your wording. You could end up getting zinged through your own wit. http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/ignore.gif

That's an interesting smilie ya got there Queeq.

Hey that picture of gundy looks just how I imagined her!!!!