Make up Fat mum jokes

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kmcdude
Your mums so fat.....................the last time she seen 90210 was on the scaleshysterical

dark_angelz
no mum jokes but Ive got a GOOD joke

AdventChild
your mom is so fat , when she uses the toilet it sings...ABCDEFG get your fatass off of me!

kmcdude
Originally posted by AdventChild
your mom is so fat , when she uses the toilet it sings...ABCDEFG get your fatass off of me!

hysterical

AdventChild
big grin

BakaXero
yo mother so fat....... that when she jump for joy......she got stuck no expression


























dont get how that works really erm

kmcdude
Originally posted by BakaXero
yo mother so fat....... that when she jump for joy......she got stuck no expression


























dont get how that works really erm


hysterical Give me more

BakaXero
yo mother is so fat... she was mistaken for Uranusno expression

AdventChild
your mom is so dumb she decided to go to the sun at night....

kmcdude
Originally posted by BakaXero
yo mother is so fat... she was mistaken for Uranueno expression



hysterical

kmcdude
Originally posted by AdventChild
your mom is so dumb she decided to go to the sun at night....



hysterical

jerlark386
Your mom is so fat, shes the real reason why the world goes around. Everytime she walks the earth rotates on its axis.

Neo_Version 7
You guys are mean.

BakaXero
Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
You guys are mean.
maybe your mums mean













































j/k stick out tongue

Neo_Version 7
You guys are still being mean.

jerlark386
Your mom is so fat that when she dances, she looks like she standing completely still.

Thats pretty bad if you can imagine it.

Clovie
those are not fun and unkind and mean.

s|m
yo moma's so fat, when she was in highschool, her nickname was "Daaaaaaaaaaaaamn"

ladygrim
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

BakaXero
your mums so fat... that she gave birth to you no expression

ladygrim
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

ladygrim
Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

§P0oONY
Yo' mother's so fat... maybe her gene linked to a form of muscular dystrophy has also caused a disease that deposits fat unevenly over the body after puberty.


no expression

Whirlysplatt
Your mums so fat, your dad has to roll her in flour to find the wet spotsmile and so did your brothersmile

BENITO
Shes so fat the scales say one at a time please
or when she bends over they said it was a Solar Eclipse

edida
yo mommas so fat.....her measurements are 26-22-28, and her other arm is just as big. big grin

kmcdude
Originally posted by ladygrim
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.




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kmcdude
Originally posted by BakaXero
your mums so fat... that she gave birth to you no expression



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