Deck's Momentous Rhymes

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Inspectah Deck
I decided to write some rhymes. Enjoy

Randomness Playfulness

Straight to the head
Made fun of that rasta with those long-ass dreads
Wrote the lyrics in my special den
With my mental paper and purple pen
Stick by the rules, don't go over there
Went outside and got attacked by the Bizzy, bizzy bear
Watch out for the old man, he speaks with a draugh
Tried to rob the guy and he bust out like Quick Draw McGraw
Told the Docta to get my watch and my rocket
He tried to act tough, so he kept something special in his back pocket
Couldn't blame him, I would do the same
But those thugs across the street are only doing it for the fame
Their always on the block
One day they got me mad and 20 minutes later they all got out lined with forensic chalk detective

Inspectah Deck
Any comments?

Coldfire
haha nice stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
Dooney booney goon drops
Coldfire saw my rhymes and all she did was flip flops
Pushed through the Nile river, all I heard was "Deck! Row it!"
Came back alive, now your listening to a deep thought of a poet
Clap some one, now your in
Talked to Gizza and he said "Now your in"
Told SpellJammer,took out a dress, I thought he was Lil Kim
Took out my magnifying glass to solve the mystery
Mistah Bush did the murder. It couldn't be!
Put on two boxing gloves and started jabbing like Ali
After the fight he asked me about the price of gasoline
Wednesday came upon me
Walked through Cali, a strange guy came up to me and said "Want a injecty?"

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Dooney booney goon drops
Coldfire saw my rhymes and all she did was flip flops
Pushed through the Nile river, all I heard was "Deck! Row it!"
Came back alive, now your listening to a deep thought of a poet
Clap some one, now your in
Talked to Gizza and he said "Now your in"
Told SpellJammer,took out a dress, I thought he was Lil Kim
Took out my magnifying glass to solve the mystery
Mistah Bush did the murder. It couldn't be!
Put on two boxing gloves and started jabbing like Ali
After the fight he asked me about the price of gasoline
Wednesday came upon me
Walked through Cali, a strange guy came up to me and said "Want a injecty?"
laughing out loud clapping

Inspectah Deck
As well as writing rhymes I shall also write poems and quotes. From Deck himself

"An apple a day will keep da docta away, but a girl a day will probably make you lose your virginity everyday"

Fëanor
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
As well as writing rhymes I shall also write poems and quotes. From Deck himself

"An apple a day will keep da docta away, but a girl a day will probably make you lose your virginity everyday" ...or a very bad case of the itch!

Coldfire

Inspectah Deck
Drinks and Thinks

Went to the club, bought a girl some Heineken
All she said "Much obliged friend"
Six thirty in the morning I was feeling all wheezy
Saw two girls in the corner getting all busy
Heard a explosion outside, must have been a villain
Took out my magnifying glass and all he said "The Inspectah again!"
Couldn't really blame him, guy look like he had a nasty case of famine
Drank some tea and looked for the clues
Got tired a smoked a cigar, then before I knew it, it was those guys in blue
They told me "You have a right to remain silence"
With a nightstick to my head I said was "No no no. Please no need for violence"

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
*snickers* of course you'd know all about that eh Julian?











Nah I'm only kidding stick out tongue AH hahahahahhah *trails off*

they say truth is hidden behind a veil of humour!!

Coldfire

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Coldfire
grow a sense of humor hun roll eyes (sarcastic) lol

Humor is a Jem

Humor is like a jem. It varies from bright diamonds to dull sapphires. But each is unique and special as the next"

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Humor is a Jem

Humor is like a jem. It varies from bright diamonds to dull sapphires. But each is unique and special as the next"
so true stick out tongue

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
grow a sense of humor hun roll eyes (sarcastic) lol oh hey!!! since when have you known me to NOT have a sense of humour?!? Hmm?

Inspectah Deck

Fëanor
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Is that a rhetorical question? yes no...no yes...yes no...i don't know!

would you like it to be??

Coldfire

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
mmm... Whenever I make jokes at your expense? stick out tongue I KNEW IT!!!!!! big grin

Coldfire

Fëanor
sure you are! stick out tongue

Coldfire
Ok you're right, I'm not.... man I'm having waaaay too much fun today LOL

Fëanor
well i'm glad you're having fun then! big grin gives me this really warm feeling right here it does *points to heart*

that or it could be gas! stick out tongue

well i'm off! sorry bout the banter inspecter specter!

Coldfire

Inspectah Deck
A real gentleman smile (no pun intended)

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
A real gentleman smile (no pun intended)
some days yes stick out tongue Other days hell no haha wink

Inspectah Deck

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Coldfire
some days yes stick out tongue Other days hell no haha wink

laughing out loud

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
what a guy you are.... lol aw...you know i don't mean it hug

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
some days yes stick out tongue Other days hell no haha wink um...excuse me! when have i ever been NOT a gentleman towards you, eh?

Syren
clapping Glad to see a new 'lyricist' joining the ranks... please, if you bring anything to this forum, make it happy. There is plenty depression, we're crying out for a hero. For an Inspectah, in fact wink

Inspectah Deck
Inspectah's Perspective

Went to the office with my trench coat, and had a little fun
More often than so I questioned the wrong suspect and they always seem to run
No problem to me, meant Watson at Dunkin' Dougnuts to get free tea
The other day I was walking down the avenue
Took out my magnifying glass and saw two clues
Don't worry about me, some say I have a vivid imagination
But a mindset to abstain any crime organization
Never made any friends cuzz boss told me to use more interrogation
I was like "Nah yo! **** it!"
Now your listening to a thick plot of a poet, close it
When on vacation for a year, came back and Watson said "Where have you been?!"
Got so black looked like guy ate 1 million almonds

Syren
"Don't worry about me, some say I have a vivid imagination
But a mindset to abstain any crime organization
Never made any friends cuzz boss told me to use more interrogation."

That is smokin' clapping

Inspectah Deck
laughing What literacy device is that Syren?

Coldfire

Inspectah Deck
Colfire is in dire. Started to play with matches and said "Come, play with fire!"

Inspectah Deck
"Just came from a hard day at the office
Went straight to the my bed to get some healthy rest
All of a sudden heard a glass break downstairs
Was so tired all I muttered was "Who's down there?"
Then a mask villain cracked open the door by surprise
Grabbed my magnifying glass and turned off the lights so I could hide
Jumped right out the window, got hundred pieces of glass in my afro
Ran down the block if I had a hundred glasses of adrenaline
But me stiff like I had to much Hennasin
Turned around and saw the mask villainy behind
Guy was floating on no knees and repeatedly said "Put me where you found me""

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
lol of course hug

Well... k I'm not gonna say it lest I embarass you LOL stick out tongue oh okay....thanks i think? huh *has no idea what cold is talking about*

Coldfire

Inspectah Deck

Fëanor
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
laughing out loud shrug well i don't huh

Inspectah Deck
Gun Galore

Went to to da Gat shop on 241st Street
Walked to the entrance with a limp, there I saw a freak
H asked if I wanted some Yayo, put the 44 to his head, I saw sweat tricking down his cheek
That's why I drink tea and Tanqueray
To keep my unstable anger down at bay
Tried different alternatives, no otha way
Saw Watson with a million boxes of cookies, he said "No Deck, this is for the community"
Ten minutes later put on my mask, went to Dunkin Dougnuts and shouted with a british accent "Put your hands up! This a robbery!"

Syren
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
"Just came from a hard day at the office
Went straight to the my bed to get some healthy rest
All of a sudden heard a glass break downstairs
Was so tired all I muttered was "Who's down there?"
Then a mask villain cracked open the door by surprise
Grabbed my magnifying glass and turned off the lights so I could hide
Jumped right out the window, got hundred pieces of glass in my afro
Ran down the block if I had a hundred glasses of adrenaline
But me stiff like I had to much Hennasin
Turned around and saw the mask villainy behind
Guy was floating on no knees and repeatedly said "Put me where you found me""

I don't get it confused

Coldfire

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Syren
I don't get it confused

Read carefully

Syren
*reads carefully*

*still doesn't get it*

cry

Inspectah Deck
Read some more

Inspectah Deck
From the ends of da world to each coast
Solved every mystery, the competition is not even half close
My dude Watson put to much suga in his tea, he had an overdose
Had my glass at my waist and the pipe in my back pocket
Any crime doer try to mess with me, I'll get da 44 and explode like a rocket
Went to da Tea Shop to grab a bite
Some guy tried to rob da store, I got up and put my glass in mouth and asked him what it taste like
Kids these days wanna live in a secret den
That's why they rock colors and ask to be made men
But it's not th reason why I go parties to drink some Gin
The planet betta prepare for the new Inspectah Order
Sticked to peoples mind like I'm Peta Parker

Syren
Now you're just being lazy schmoll

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
well there were certain... ummmm... times when you were... mmmm.... let's just say you weren't on your best behaviour wink oh right! big grin i didn't see you complaining!!! and as i recall...shifty

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Syren
Now you're just being lazy schmoll

How so? laughing out loud

DreamingWarrior
? hmmmm lyricism. a change from my normal readings... intriguing, friend.

Inspectah Deck
laughing out loud

Syren
You just are. And mean cry whistle

Inspectah Deck
"Creativity is in the eye of da beholder"

DreamingWarrior
laughing out loud

Coldfire

Syren
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
"Creativity is in the eye of da beholder"

Yeah, and you're the beholder. For everyone else, your audience, we're left with ignorance stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Syren
Yeah, and you're the beholder. For everyone else, your audience, we're left with ignorance stick out tongue

No, you are left with a mystery Inspectah Deck must solve detective

Inspectah Deck
Supa dupa goon drops

Syren
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No, you are left with a mystery Inspectah Deck must solve detective

And we're back to square one. I asked you to 'solve' it in the first place tongue12

Inspectah Deck
No my dear Watson. Since I'm da best detective I shall know Mistah Bush's elaborate plans detective

Syren
confused Elementary... What the f**k?

Inspectah Deck
my dear Watson

DreamingWarrior
laughing out loud

Inspectah Deck
"A life of crime is a life of pity"

Coldfire
stick out tongue big grin

Inspectah Deck
So Coldfire, what do you think about my tools?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/Sherlock_holmes_pipe_hat.jpg/250px-Sherlock_holmes_pipe_hat.jpg

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
So Coldfire, what do you think about my tools?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/ce/Sherlock_holmes_pipe_hat.jpg/250px-Sherlock_holmes_pipe_hat.jpg
eek! Very cool big grin

Inspectah Deck
Especially that pipe

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Especially that pipe
yes big grin

Inspectah Deck
I bet Syren would like a puff

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
I bet Syren would like a puff
lol I dunno, you'd have to ask her stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
No, would you like a puff?

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
I never said that I did complain shifty wink eek! oooooh yeeah!!! shoulda had more, eh? shifty

Inspectah Deck
Feanor! mad

Fëanor
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Feanor! mad wha? bag

Coldfire

Fëanor
Originally posted by Coldfire
No thanks lol

laughing out loud

Maybeh wink just...maybe? stick out tongue

Coldfire

Inspectah Deck

Inspectah Deck
NY State of Rhyme

Take that and this
Living in the Big Apple is simple a wish
Everyday I hear guns explode with tremendous feat
The next day on the news I wonder which youth they beat
It all starts out with kids smoking for fun
Couple years later their in a jail cell for a felony and robbing a bum
So I grab my magnifying glass and my pipe
With my rowdy crew, to catch us a fight
Nowadays everyone's in a rat race
They'll do any thing, but didn't expect a court case
I myself have been affected by NY State Of Mind
Give me some coffee and I'll make anyone strip to to this rhyme
I guess that's why they call me Inspectah Deck
Been known to have a bad temper, Watson said I was a wreck
Deck for mayor, spray all you music slayers

Inspectah Deck
I have to say, Nas helped me stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
Syren? Coldfire?

DreamingWarrior
interesting man.

Inspectah Deck
Thanks

Coldfire
nice happy

Inspectah Deck
youpi

-hh-
you should have told me sooner!!! we could have been rhyming all this random stuff together stick out tongue

ill drop something when im not studying sad

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by -hh-
you should have told me sooner!!! we could have been rhyming all this random stuff together stick out tongue

ill drop something when im not studying sad

I knew you would come -hh-, your a magnet for great lyricism stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
Rock da mic dj

Inspectah Deck
Autumn Falls

Autumn falls like a leaf on a branch, it slowly changes but always does the same

Inspectah Deck
In My Bronx Basement

Down in da basement, where all my creativity came and went
Spent many hours looking at the ceiling and at the pavement
Thought up many diabolically plots in my mental den
Then wrote these rhymes with a Wakefield blend
Went to school to study, but instead cheat
Next day looked in the newspaper to which youth they beat
I remembered it as if it was yesterday, but cops don't play
A couple years ago a youth was on his block
It was a Halloween night, grab his Scream mask and his plastic glock
Kid tried to be cool and play cops 'n' robbers
But he didn't know the cops would shot back with real "poppers"
Ran up to a cop with the toy in his hand, looked the cop in the eye and said "This is a stick up! Come on man!"
The cop didn't know, he took out his heat and shot the young man
Now another boy slained, for a foolish reason
Shit like this happen, so I still find myself contemplating

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
In My Bronx Basement

Down in da basement, where all my creativity came and went
Spent many hours looking at the ceiling and at the pavement
Thought up many diabolically plots in my mental den
Then wrote these rhymes with a Wakefield blend
Went to school to study, but instead cheat
Next day looked in the newspaper to which youth they beat
I remembered it as if it was yesterday, but cops don't play
A couple years ago a youth was on his block
It was a Halloween night, grab his Scream mask and his plastic glock
Kid tried to be cool and play cops 'n' robbers
But he didn't know the cops would shot back with real "poppers"
Ran up to a cop with the toy in his hand, looked the cop in the eye and said "This is a stick up! Come on man!"
The cop didn't know, he took out his heat and shot the young man
Now another boy slained, for a foolish reason
Shit like this happen, so I still find myself contemplating
Bout time you had some more stuff! stick out tongue

Nice happy

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Coldfire
Bout time you had some more stuff! stick out tongue

Nice happy

Is that you in your avatar?

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Is that you in your avatar?
Yes it is happy

Inspectah Deck
laughing out loud

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
laughing out loud
confused

Inspectah Deck
detective

Coldfire
Why did you laugh when I said that was me? confused cry

Inspectah Deck
Because I felt random at da moment

bordom
LOVE EM!!!! Good job Deck big grin

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Because I felt random at da moment
*is scared*......







anyways.... more poems!

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by bordom
LOVE EM!!!! Good job Deck big grin

Thanks

Originally posted by Coldfire
*is scared*......







anyways.... more poems!

Soon. Creativity is very delicate wacko

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Thanks



Soon. Creativity is very delicate wacko
lol don't I know it... finally managed to get rid of my writer's block tho hehe big grin

Inspectah Deck
Pass The Next Clue

My dude Watson just came out the penitentiary
As soon as I saw he said "It's all elementary"

"Yo Deck, lets solve some mysteries. And I'm kinda stressed. Pass the vest"

No need for that
Just grab the magnifying glass
And if he resist, let that .44 go blast
Don't fake no moves, treat it like tea, drink and move drink and move

"Deck, you ain't gots to tell
If he doesn't confess that misdemeanor I'll ring his bells
I've been solving clues since crime was born
Send the guy to the precinct with all his clothes thorn
Thats what I got this badge for"

Ha Ha! I love that attitude Watson
They'll be bruises on his face from the interrogation boxing
And cuts on his wrist from the handcuff handling
Some fools said finding Drahmar was hard, I didn't find him very challenging
But who knows, he might be resistant

"So what, when I solve mysteries I'm very persistent"

Okay then, then get strapped up. We're going to Gunhill
If the drug deala doesn't give us clues we'll slap him with a bill
And if some one keeps looking, he might get his life tooken
But not from a leg shot but from a head piece
Sent the idiot's mom a wreath, and she was fulled with grief
Go to the wake with tea on my teeth

"Oh shit! The Po Po!"

Calm the **** down, they don't want no beef, no no

"So why they keep grilling us. Let me get the Mag cause I'm about to bust"

Well, they betta tie up them boots
I ain't going to jail just find out what's the real truth
Cause I'll reload and explode on them
And I ain't gonna run away from them
They better get their whole squad in a jiffy
And since I don't play around, half of them are going to the mortuary
I'll squeeze that trigger like concentrated orange juice
And if the Tec is stuck, I got about a million clips like I reproduced
Hurry up Watson, tie up that sneakers
Then put the automatic to their heads and they'll be crying for their mothers
Have them boys bawling at the grocery corner

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Pass The Next Clue

My dude Watson just came out the penitentiary
As soon as I saw he said "It's all elementary"

"Yo Deck, lets solve some mysteries. And I'm kinda stressed. Pass the vest"

No need for that
Just grab the magnifying glass
And if he resist, let that .44 go blast
Don't fake no moves, treat it like tea, drink and move drink and move

"Deck, you ain't gots to tell
If he doesn't confess that misdemeanor I'll ring his bells
I've been solving clues since crime was born
Send the guy to the precinct with all his clothes thorn
Thats what I got this badge for"

Ha Ha! I love that attitude Watson
They'll be bruises on his face from the interrogation boxing
And cuts on his wrist from the handcuff handling
Some fools said finding Drahmar was hard, I didn't find him very challenging
But who knows, he might be resistant

"So what, when I solve mysteries I'm very persistent"

Okay then, then get strapped up. We're going to Gunhill
If the drug deala doesn't give us clues we'll slap him with a bill
And if some one keeps looking, he might get his life tooken
But not from a leg shot but from a head piece
Sent the idiot's mom a wreath, and she was fulled with grief
Go to the wake with tea on my teeth

"Oh shit! The Po Po!"

Calm the **** down, they don't want no beef, no no

"So why they keep grilling us. Let me get the Mag cause I'm about to bust"

Well, they betta tie up them boots
I ain't going to jail just find out what's the real truth
Cause I'll reload and explode on them
And I ain't gonna run away from them
They better get their whole squad in a jiffy
And since I don't play around, half of them are going to the mortuary
I'll squeeze that trigger like concentrated orange juice
And if the Tec is stuck, I got about a million clips like I reproduced
Hurry up Watson, tie up that sneakers
Then put the automatic to their heads and they'll be crying for their mothers
Have them boys bawling at the grocery corner
lol nice stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
laughing out loud I wanted to try something new, so I made that out of a dialogue

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
laughing out loud I wanted to try something new, so I made that out of a dialogue
Well it's definitely different hehe big grin

Inspectah Deck
yes

Inspectah Deck
Straight outta the Boogie Down
When I get on a mircophone haters wanna frown
But I don't worry, matter of fact on the contary
I chill-ill and provoke some investigation like the attorney of Gotti
So when suspects and culprits see me on da Ave, they know when to run
Even the young youths know not to mess with guns
A young Inspectah called Inspectah Deck
Ran after the suspects and let of a few round of my Tec
But don't mistake me for I have much intellect

Inspectah Deck
No comments?

bordom
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Pass The Next Clue

My dude Watson just came out the penitentiary
As soon as I saw he said "It's all elementary"

"Yo Deck, lets solve some mysteries. And I'm kinda stressed. Pass the vest"

No need for that
Just grab the magnifying glass
And if he resist, let that .44 go blast
Don't fake no moves, treat it like tea, drink and move drink and move

"Deck, you ain't gots to tell
If he doesn't confess that misdemeanor I'll ring his bells
I've been solving clues since crime was born
Send the guy to the precinct with all his clothes thorn
Thats what I got this badge for"

Ha Ha! I love that attitude Watson
They'll be bruises on his face from the interrogation boxing
And cuts on his wrist from the handcuff handling
Some fools said finding Drahmar was hard, I didn't find him very challenging
But who knows, he might be resistant

"So what, when I solve mysteries I'm very persistent"

Okay then, then get strapped up. We're going to Gunhill
If the drug deala doesn't give us clues we'll slap him with a bill
And if some one keeps looking, he might get his life tooken
But not from a leg shot but from a head piece
Sent the idiot's mom a wreath, and she was fulled with grief
Go to the wake with tea on my teeth

"Oh shit! The Po Po!"

Calm the **** down, they don't want no beef, no no

"So why they keep grilling us. Let me get the Mag cause I'm about to bust"

Well, they betta tie up them boots
I ain't going to jail just find out what's the real truth
Cause I'll reload and explode on them
And I ain't gonna run away from them
They better get their whole squad in a jiffy
And since I don't play around, half of them are going to the mortuary
I'll squeeze that trigger like concentrated orange juice
And if the Tec is stuck, I got about a million clips like I reproduced
Hurry up Watson, tie up that sneakers
Then put the automatic to their heads and they'll be crying for their mothers
Have them boys bawling at the grocery corner
Very nice
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Straight outta the Boogie Down
When I get on a mircophone haters wanna frown
But I don't worry, matter of fact on the contary
I chill-ill and provoke some investigation like the attorney of Gotti
So when suspects and culprits see me on da Ave, they know when to run
Even the young youths know not to mess with guns
A young Inspectah called Inspectah Deck
Ran after the suspects and let of a few round of my Tec
But don't mistake me for I have much intellect
I envy your talent to rhyme sad

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
No comments?
sorry hun but I've been kinda busy...

But it's cool big grin

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by bordom
Very nice

I envy your talent to rhyme sad

Practice makes prefect big grin

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Practice makes prefect big grin
Indeed it does big grin

bordom
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Practice makes prefect big grin
For sure happy

Inspectah Deck
Writer's block sad

Coldfire
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Writer's block sad
awww! sad

Inspectah Deck
I'll make something new soon

Coldfire
hopefully happy

Inspectah Deck
hopefully big grin

Coldfire
You'd BETTER have some soon!!!!! stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
I'm back like cooked crack/
Come with a b-boy shirt like I brought the 80s back/
Since -hh- couldn't continue I'll proceed the with the human genocide/
Put on a a hoody on and Jacope ran frantically outside/

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