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The True Fear
Report on all the events from the forums.

ILLHACKU
I created a coke vs Pepsi thread and suposibly its been made a kijillion time.

The True Fear
Ill search and see

The True Fear
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14723&highlight=coke+vs+pepsi
it is huge

Spelljammer
leana marie is back..

It's been established by both a conservative Christian dumbass and a freakyass libertarian named bardock42 that SpellJammer is a liberal.. (He demands a lawyer.. a conservative one..)

And Godzilla attacked Tokoyo..

http://www.armchairempire.com/images/Reviews/gamecube/godzilla-destroy-all-monsters-melee/godzilla-destroy-all-monsters-melee-3.jpg
Daddy likes it when I make the rawr sound when he drinks..

ILLHACKU
Ok thank you for finding that, i just didn't know sorry.

The True Fear
It is fine.
Apperantly their is a lot of "Pwning" going on down in the Video games vs forums

"Pwning" is where one nerd makes another feel inferior by knowing more about fictional characters.

Masrix
Im The Battler Thread Maker o.o

The True Fear
indeed

The True Fear
No one likes to struggle with painful crunches

Ken Kenobi
Newsflash!!!

Ken Kenobi, aka LanceWindu, has made his triumphant return to KMC forums. He will once again take up his role of being a wise ass.

More on this breaking news story as it develops.

The True Fear
a member with some true history

Spelljammer
This just in,

SpellJammer could give a monkey's ass..

Ken Kenobi
This just in...

Ken Kenobi could care less what Spelljelly thinks.

Lana
Holy shit, Ken's posted shock

EsteemedLeader
This just in!!!

I'm going to go take a crap, back in five.

More on this story as it develops.

Spelljammer
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
This just in!!!

I'm going to go take a crap, back in five.

More on this story as it develops.
In an unrelated story, SpellJammer took a crap just 60 seconds ago..

The True Fear
This just in Fiber epidemic

Spelljammer
Originally posted by The True Fear
This just in Fiber epidemic
SpellJammer eats about.. 90grams of fiber a day..

The FDA says you only need around 30.. laughing out loud

Ken Kenobi
Extra Extra, Read all about it...Forum Idiots vs. Brain Cells, Idiots Win

Ken Kenobi has been secretly patroling the KMC forums since his previous departure and has noticed a significant drop in brain cells in the community. Mainly from Spelljammer and kmcdude's postings the entire KMC population has become candidates for Densa.

http://home.mnet-online.de/reger24/fundstuecke-1/intel-inside-idiot-outside.jpg

Spelljammer
This just in,

SpellJammer could give a rat's ass..

Ken Kenobi
Wow, I brought it from a monkey to a rat. I must be moving up in the world. happy

roll eyes (sarcastic) Next time think of something more original to say other than rehashing the same old shit endlessly.

Wolflet
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Newsflash!!!

Ken Kenobi, aka LanceWindu, has made his triumphant return to KMC forums. He will once again take up his role of being a wise ass.

More on this breaking news story as it develops.
clap

Ken Kenobi
*takes a bow*

Wolflet
fire in the hole shock

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Wolflet
fire in the hole shock

Rhoids?erm

Wolflet
Rhoids???

Ken Kenobi
*ducks from whatever it is*

fear fear

Who's firing what?

Kharhmah
Oh my god it's Ken! eek!

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