The Pizza Delivery-boy Porn Scenario

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D-Double
I'm soooo close.... big grin

It could happen any day now! eek!

EsteemedLeader
Artificial sweetener makes tea taste like false sweet tea.shifty

D-Double
my thoughts exactly... blink

Have you ever 'tea bagged' somebody? detective

Ken Kenobi
His mom...

I have it on tape for some perverse reason. I'm selling it on the black market if anyone wants to see EL teabag his mom.

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
His mom...

I have it on tape for some perverse reason. I'm selling it on the black market if anyone wants to see EL teabag his mom.

It's a damn lie.mad

I've never tea-bagged anybody, it's just weird. If you want to embarass someone, take pictures of their nuts and post it on the internet.laughing

Clovie
Esteemed Leader person is a guy? blink

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Clovie
Esteemed Leader person is a guy? blink

Yes.no expression

You didn't know!!!???eek!laughing

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
It's a damn lie.mad

I've never tea-bagged anybody, it's just weird. If you want to embarass someone, take pictures of their nuts and post it on the internet.laughing

You would know? You must love to take pictures of other dudes sacks.

*coughPillowBitercough*

Clovie
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Yes.no expression

You didn't know!!!???eek!laughing I've been all the time thinking that you're some not nice girl confused

D-Double
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi

*coughPillowBitercough*

.... laughing

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Clovie
I've been all the time thinking that you're some not nice girl confused

"Not nice", that's so cute. happy

You should say...

"This whole time I thought you were a PMS'ing b****. confused"

Clovie
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Not nice", that's so cute. happy

You should say...

"This whole time I thought you were a PMS'ing b****. confused" what's cute? messed she was not nice..I mean he was not nice. all.

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Clovie
what's cute? messed she was not nice..I mean he was not nice. all.

Since when am I not nice?confused

What did I do?

D-Double
I always thought you were a crackhead... shrugrin

Clovie
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Since when am I not nice?confused

What did I do? I don't remember.
I know it was something I didn't like. nvm.

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by D-Double
I always thought you were a crackhead... shrugrin

I always thought you were...


...who the Hell are you?What the f**k?

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Clovie
what's cute? messed she was not nice..I mean he was not nice. all.

Just the phrase "not nice" that's cute.

Clovie
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Just the phrase "not nice" that's cute. it is the best translation of the phrase i'm using normally.

Leo.M
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
"Not nice", that's so cute. happy

You should say...

"This whole time I thought you were a PMS'ing b****. confused"


smiley_abzw smiley_abzw smiley_abzw

D-Double
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
I always thought you were...


...who the Hell are you?What the f**k?

I'm who you wanna be... swank

... but you can call me 'Daddy' pimp







... noob! stick out tongue

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by D-Double
I'm who you wanna be... swank

... but you can call me 'Daddy' pimp







... noob! stick out tongue

Sorry, that can't be true, since I don't want to be a flamer.erm

D-Double
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Sorry, that can't be true, since I don't want to be a flamer.erm

snappy come-back, sport... wink

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Sorry, that can't be true, since I don't want to be a flamer.erm

Erm...you already admitted to taking pictures of other guy's twig and berries...flamer.

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Erm...you already admitted to taking pictures of other guy's twig and berries...flamer.

No I didn't.huh

Ken Kenobi
You were talking about taking the pictures and posting them on the internet. Click back a page.

You said it's fun.

I hope you proved the guys identity and age before submitting the pics to those gay fetish sites, because you know that new porn law is harsh and you could end up in prison with Bubba taking pictures of your scrodum.

EsteemedLeader
Ha! Now there's proof that you're twisting the truth. I never said anything about 'fun'.

Coldfire
Originally posted by D-Double
I'm who you wanna be... swank

... but you can call me 'Daddy' pimp







... noob! stick out tongue
shifty

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Ha! Now there's proof that you're twisting the truth. I never said anything about 'fun'.

I always twist the truth, I tell half lies. It's more fun that way. happy

D-Double
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You were talking about taking the pictures and posting them on the internet. Click back a page.

You said it's fun.

I hope you proved the guys identity and age before submitting the pics to those gay fetish sites, because you know that new porn law is harsh and you could end up in prison with Bubba taking pictures of your scrodum.

laughing ........ *snort* .... Bubba .... *chuckle* happy


Originally posted by Coldfire
shifty

Whatchoo all shifty about, sweetheart? shifty ...... hug

D-Double
Originally posted by EsteemedLeader
Ha! Now there's proof that you're twisting the truth. I never said anything about 'fun'.

yeah, but you were thinking it... huh

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by D-Double
yeah, but you were thinking it... huh

yes

EsteemedLeader
Originally posted by D-Double
yeah, but you were thinking it... huh

It's a damn lie.yes

Coldfire
Originally posted by D-Double
laughing ........ *snort* .... Bubba .... *chuckle* happy




Whatchoo all shifty about, sweetheart? shifty ...... hug
Noooothing shifty lol

And how are you today hug

D-Double
that was a naughty noooothing... laughing out loud

I'm good. happy ... a lil tired from work'n like a mad man. yawn

... but I'm presently trying to ready myself for the pizza-boy porn scenario.
Pizza delivery can be loads of fun. shifty


How are you, sweets?... smile

Coldfire
Originally posted by D-Double
that was a naughty noooothing... laughing out loud

I'm good. happy ... a lil tired from work'n like a mad man. yawn

... but I'm presently trying to ready myself for the pizza-boy porn scenario.
Pizza delivery can be loads of fun. shifty


How are you, sweets?... smile
It sounds like it shifty

I'm pretty good happy Had to clean house today whoot roll eyes (sarcastic) But I got halfway done lol

D-Double
Originally posted by Coldfire
It sounds like it shifty

I'm pretty good happy Had to clean house today whoot roll eyes (sarcastic) But I got halfway done lol

If you find any time, could you do my apartment too... no expression
... My dishes have been sitting for a week and there's underwear everywhere! scared


btw, pretty pictures you posted recently. yes ... nice glasses. wink

Tengu Man
Pizza delivery scenario........

man that will never happen yo. but if it does, it will be funny as hell, and you can make me a few hundreds ends. all you gotta do is say no laughing

D-Double
I don't know man. I've gotten mighty close.... shifty


Are you suggesting I prostitute myself for a few hundred dollars? blink .... good suggestion big grin

Tengu Man
laughing hell naw man

Coldfire
Originally posted by D-Double
If you find any time, could you do my apartment too... no expression
... My dishes have been sitting for a week and there's underwear everywhere! scared


btw, pretty pictures you posted recently. yes ... nice glasses. wink
lol I still have to do the basement of my house stick out tongue

Why thank you happy
Originally posted by D-Double
I don't know man. I've gotten mighty close.... shifty


Are you suggesting I prostitute myself for a few hundred dollars? blink .... good suggestion big grin
aww and I don't have any money right now either wink

Tengu Man
how did you get close bro, tell the tengu brotha the story. (pulls out his pipe and lights up)

D-Double
Originally posted by Coldfire
lol I still have to do the basement of my house stick out tongue

Why thank you happy

aww and I don't have any money right now either wink

damn I hate cleaning... disgust


You'll get a freebee when you're old enough. flirt

D-Double
Originally posted by Tengu Man
how did you get close bro, tell the tengu brotha the story. (pulls out his pipe and lights up)

... it's just that feeling you get when you're flirting with customers, like... "she wants to be my tip" big grin

... Then they give you like a 8 dollar tip, close the door, and 'WOOT!' to their friends. naughty

I just need to figure how to seal the deal and get back to work quickly. smile

Tengu Man
heh good luck bro. cool

Coldfire
Originally posted by D-Double
damn I hate cleaning... disgust


You'll get a freebee when you're old enough. flirt
oh really? shifty
Originally posted by D-Double
... it's just that feeling you get when you're flirting with customers, like... "she wants to be my tip" big grin

... Then they give you like a 8 dollar tip, close the door, and 'WOOT!' to their friends. naughty

I just need to figure how to seal the deal and get back to work quickly. smile
lol stick out tongue

D-Double
Originally posted by Tengu Man
heh good luck bro. cool

Thanks pimp'n. I'll need it. rolleyes1

Originally posted by Coldfire
oh really? shifty

lol stick out tongue

yes ma'am... wink

seeya later... hug

Coldfire
Originally posted by D-Double
Thanks pimp'n. I'll need it. rolleyes1



yes ma'am... wink

seeya later... hug
ok see you hun hug

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