The Best Insults Ever

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MistressofSnape
If u could post urs here it would be helpful so i'll be able to get back at some key people. *stares at my sister*

Ieatbabies
Hmm, well all I can say is avoid "you mom" jokes...

They're not funny.

EsteemedLeader
"You played DOOM 3 and liked it!"

The True Fear
"You post in the pirates of the carribean forum" that will burn them

Masrix
"Your A Fu*king Douche Bag Paki" A guy at the Store said that today at me cause I almost ran into him on my Bike! What an ass...Its the wors!

ILLHACKU
sister: Why do you smell funny?

You: It's called Soap - don't think you've ever smelt it before...

stunna1773
ur moms a hoe

ILLHACKU
You: Daddy said you were an accident

The True Fear
they have the same mom

EsteemedLeader
There's a good one in one of my sigs:

stunna1773
ur moms hot

Ladyluck
Originally posted by stunna1773
ur moms hot

What the f**k?

The True Fear
Originally posted by stunna1773
ur moms hot
this would result in her telling their parents and then many years of therapy

stunna1773
lmfao

Rogue Jedi
never tell a woman she smells like tuna. trust me.

MistressofSnape
okay not very helpful

MistressofSnape
some real insults would be good

Sir Mist
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Shit stinks,
So do you.

Blue Dragon
Very harsh insults, I'm not liking it... sad

T.M
Insults

ben_dover
Originally posted by MistressofSnape
If u could post urs here it would be helpful so i'll be able to get back at some key people. *stares at my sister*

The reason no one gave a good insult is because there are many situations that any insult may be used for. If you just ask for an insult they will assume that any will do but you need to give a theme to help us think of something good to say for you in different situations.

For example, the funny way of saying hello is......

"Hey, mom told me that there was a robber at your window last night and she said that he gave you two choises, to suck his dick or die.......man I'm glad you are alive."

Bardiel13
"I just saw your ex-girlfriends yesterday. All of them. They were marching in a gay parade. I wonder why they decided to switch teams?" rolling on floor laughing

Sorgo
You're the load your mother should have swallowed.

jerlark386
MistressofSnape The Best Insults Ever


Originally posted by T.M
Insults

Well. You can't get much more pwnd than that.

viola67
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid

1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

2. A few clowns short of a circus.

3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

4. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

5. A few beers short of a six-pack.

6. A few peas short of a casserole.

7. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

8. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

9. One taco short of a combination plate.

10. A few feathers short of a whole duck

11. All foam, no beer.

12. Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

13. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

14. He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

15. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

16. As smart as bait.

17. Chimney's clogged.

18. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

19. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

20. Forgot to pay her brain bill.

21. Her sewing machine's out of thread.

22. If she had another brain, it would be lonely.

23. Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

24. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

25. Has the intelligence of a Carrot.

edida
Originally posted by Sorgo
You're the load your mother should have swallowed.

Sorgo, that was a nasty crack. and speaking of nasty cracks, i saw your wife the other day. sick sick sick

Rogue Jedi
you REALLY dont respect women, do you?

nitro-swicked
ur so skinny u look like a snake with arms erm <...........hate that one (corporal is a ****)

edida
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you REALLY dont respect women, do you?

i knew that would bring you out from under your rock. i thought you promised YO MAMMA you would stop pickin' on me? cool

Piggle Humsy
Poop Mouth no expression

edida
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
you REALLY dont respect women, do you?

i love and respect ALL women, even the ones you think smell like TUNA yes yes yes

SatanicHunter
Originally posted by edida
Sorgo, that was a nasty crack. and speaking of nasty cracks, i saw your wife the other day. sick sick sick
That was harsh

hotsauce6548
Shut up, your mom goes to college. no expression

ben_dover
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Shut up, your mom goes to college. no expression

Is this an insult gone bad?

GCG
You are a preposterously ill-mannered vermin and a fiendish, foul-smelling oblivious oaf of obtusive otiosity. :~

You are an unconscionably debauched sloven and a demented, nose-picking curse on society.

dark_angelz
well,not 4 sisters but 4 fat women who blocks d way in d mall.I kinda said this:
Me:"Excuse me,but can u get out of my way!?"
WOman: "HOW rude! Apologise at once!
Me: "Gee,Im so sorry,Im so sorry that u have a gigantic a$$ n a fat body which takes up d whole space.Im wondering,have u EVER gone on a diet?"
Woman: "HMP!"

GCG
Thats from Southpark

dark_angelz
huh?

pinkfloydkor
You're not my friend and you are NOT coming to my birthday party!

Barker
Originally posted by pinkfloydkor
You're not my friend and you are NOT coming to my birthday party!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
Shit stinks,
So do you.

§cimitar
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Prove it."

-Tired Hiker-
You are the product of a rape.

Penelope
Your mom is an obese wookie.

Leo.M
Originally posted by §cimitar
"Are you gay?"
"No."
"Prove it."

I don't get it... no expression



(A guy and a girl) If for some reason all of mankind dies, except you and me.... were not repopulating Earth no expression

HellMaster93
Monket Island Insults:

"You fight like a dairy farmer" (beware the reply "how appropriate, you fight like a cow!"
That's one of the best... more later! big grin

DanZeke25
"You're parents don't love you. You were adopted."

"You fail at life."

Spartan005
Originally posted by DanZeke25
"You're parents don't love you. You were adopted."

"You fail at life."

OMG, I always say those... laughing

These are some names I use for fat people...

Jiggles
Deep Dish
Lard Ass
Jabba

Thats all for now...

lord xyz
noob alert!

Spartan005
MORON ALERT! MORON ALERT!

Please Step 50 Feet Away From The Idiot. Thank You

BackFire
"You suck so much dick it's amazing."

I said this to my friend yesterday and one of my other friends thoguht it was funny as hell.

DanZeke25
http://www.peacebeads.org/images/celebs/seinfeld_george.jpg

The Jerk store called.

They're running out of YOU!

Penelope
your mother has a detachable eyeball.

Valharu
Originally posted by Penelope
your mother has a detachable eyeball. laughing laughing laughing

tabby999
i dont know if this is just an aussie thing, but its real 5 year old, say two kids are sitting at school eating lunch and one says "i love peanut butter"
the other comedic genius turns and throws out the epic line "well why dont you marry it!" i love that line, use it to this day.

Bloigen
You're shit in bed. no expression

Roulette
laughing out loud Bloigen, I think that's a little too cruel.

tabby999
Originally posted by Bloigen
You're shit in bed. no expression

who told you! i bet it was c-dic, he said he wouldn't kiss and tell the b*stard!

Bloigen
Originally posted by Roulette
laughing out loud Bloigen, I think that's a little too cruel.

mhm

It's the right amount of cruel.

Originally posted by tabby999
who told you! i bet it was c-dic, he said he wouldn't kiss and tell the b*stard!

ninja

Phazon
"Fu*kTard!" ("CP-apa"wink (lol)
"Gay ass F@g b*tch fu*ktard!" (so fu*king random)

~Da Rev~
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES"

Valharu
Originally posted by tabby999
i dont know if this is just an aussie thing, but its real 5 year old, say two kids are sitting at school eating lunch and one says "i love peanut butter"
the other comedic genius turns and throws out the epic line "well why dont you marry it!" i love that line, use it to this day. Yep. That's aussie. beer

PeterGriffin
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES"

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
"YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER, AND YOUR FATER SMELT OF ELDERBERRIES"

~Da Rev~
Originally posted by PeterGriffin
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time! I fart in your general Direction.

Uneeklyconfused
'fater'?

stick out tongue

Itzak
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"

Spartan005
laughing

amity75
Insult: I don't know what you're going to do for a face when Jabba the Hutt wants his arse back.

Valharu
Oh sorry. I thought you were Vinny.

~Da Rev~
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Valharu
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
roll eyes (sarcastic) roll eyes (sarcastic)

~Da Rev~
roll eyes (sarcastic)roll eyes (sarcastic)


Game over

i win

w00t

Valharu
Originally posted by ~Da Rev~
roll eyes (sarcastic)roll eyes (sarcastic)


Game over

i win

w00t Congratulations. smile



















































































roll eyes (sarcastic)

~Da Rev~
*shakes fist*


DAMN YOUS!!!

Scottie
"WELCOME TO STUPIDVILLE, POPULATION : YOU"

DarkC
Originally posted by ILLHACKU
You: Daddy said you were an accident
Replace the word "were" with "had" and put big, bold quotation marks around the word 'accident'.

Leo.M
Originally posted by Itzak
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today"

laughing

Originally posted by Valharu
Oh sorry. I thought you were Vinny.


laughing

I feel mean for laughing at that one... but oh well, it made me laugh angel

bigbran
good cumback.


























no seriously i want my cumback, your mom sucked it out of me.

$noopbert
Whore.

redcaped
wow

koolman
The best part of you, rolled down your mama's leg! Happy Dance

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