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Enter At Your Own Risk :

*Open Sign Blinks outside window*

Somebody turn on the lights, cant see a thing, lol

*breaks into the Tavern, steals everything not nailed to the floor, Sir Nauj then has to file for bankruptcy and he dies a poor insolente fool, all alone*

*whistles*

whoa, you got pwned in like 3.6 secs, lol

He didn't even have time enough to turn on the light.

*Points and laughs at Mr.Nauj*

he's still in shock, lol

so who wants a drink?

Well if that didn't happen... Which it did...

Then this

*Pulls out RPG and fires at Nauj.. then sets alight to all the alcohol.*

I'll take a can of whoopass, oops, I mean Coke

I don't need a drink seeing as how I stole everything from your Tavern.

Party at my house!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I don't need a drink seeing as how I stole everything from your Tavern.

Party at my house!

I'm in.

*leaves "Dark Tavern"*

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
I'll take a can of whoopass, oops, I mean Coke
here you go , do you want fish guts or blood in your drink ?

Originally posted by snake_eyes616


*Calls snake_eyes616*

Dude... you got to come to this party at Ken's... it rocks... leave that crappy bar and get your arse over here

*End of call*

oh sorry I forgot to mention this is a dark arts place mwahahahha

*very slowly runs out the door*

Slow running! Just like in Baywatch!

hmm, on one hand a bangin' ass party and on the other a dark arts gathering...blowup

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
how can you call someone if there is no phones in here only magic

please dont go .....

Screw the magic age... that is so last century...

We're in the digital age mhm wanker


*Sent on pager.*

technology rules.

alas, yes.

damn terminator...

terminator lol boy please. mwahahahaha chops of snake eyes616 head. *this is gonna be delish for my super*

ummm, ow.death

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
ummm, ow.death
mwahahahahhaha my plan worked . goes and wraps up head in the kitchen. goes back in front and waits for new customers

bon apateit!

Hey sir!!

^^ RAWr*

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Hey sir!!
may I help you maddam?!

*R@WR*

oops, I forgot, im decapitated, lol

Originally posted by Bun Bun
*R@WR*
may I help you? *starts getting impatient*
Originally posted by Ladyluck

are you lost?
Originally posted by snake_eyes616


oops, I forgot, im decapitated, lol
damn head stop talking grrrrrrr

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
may I help you? *starts getting impatient*

are you lost?

damn head stop talking grrrrrrr
Hmmmmm......... *thinks*........................................*thinks more*.......................................... *thinks harder*....................................... I forgot....... can u help me.......

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
are you lost?

Maybe

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
damn head stop talking grrrrrrr

sorry, my bad

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Hmmmmm......... *thinks*........................................*thinks more*.......................................... *thinks harder*....................................... I forgot....... can u help me.......
No I can not help you. if you want to drink or eat something just order if not leave
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Maybe
whats your problem deary?
Originally posted by snake_eyes616
sorry, my bad
its ok you lon glost soul

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
No I can not help you. if you want to drink or eat something just order if not leave

whats your problem deary?

its ok you lon glost soul
what if i dont leave............... what if i wanna just bug u

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
whats your problem deary?

No problem.. just hangin

Originally posted by Bun Bun
what if i dont leave............... what if i wanna just bug u
you cant bug me , I will strangle you if you do
Originally posted by Ladyluck
No problem.. just hangin
so what have you been up to?

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
you cant bug me , I will strangle you if you do

so what have you been up to?
OoOoOo bun bun like... dont know if u wanna do that... might turn me on..

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
so what have you been up to?

Just working a lot

Originally posted by Bun Bun
OoOoOo bun bun like... dont know if u wanna do that... might turn me on..

whoa

Originally posted by Bun Bun
OoOoOo bun bun like... dont know if u wanna do that... might turn me on..
*umm you need some help gf * Lights up a cigar
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Just working a lot
that stinks. you should become a bounty hunter, its so much fun

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
that stinks. you should become a bounty hunter, its so much fun

I'll consider it

Bounty Hunters rule.

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
*umm you need some help gf * Lights up a cigar

that stinks. you should become a bounty hunter, its so much fun
and................... u just noticed this.............wOw i thought i was slow ...

Originally posted by Ladyluck
I'll consider it
Rawr, kinky!!!
Originally posted by snake_eyes616
Bounty Hunters rule.
will you be quiet . Im gonna eat you alive if you dont shut up grrr
Originally posted by Bun Bun
and................... u just noticed this.............wOw i thought i was slow ...
slow but tasting *leans close for the kill*

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
Rawr, kinky!!!

will you be quiet . Im gonna eat you alive if you dont shut up grrr

slow but tasting *leans close for the kill*
YAY kill me.... then i can really bug u as a ghost!!

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
will you be quiet . Im gonna eat you alive if you dont shut up grrr

eat me alive? im already dead remember

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
Rawr, kinky!!!

Rawr!! droolio

lol, I love that smilie

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
lol, I love that smilie

Which one? This one? ---> droolio

Originally posted by Bun Bun
YAY kill me.... then i can really bug u as a ghost!!
I think not *reconsiders* your to skinny. to anorexic for me
Originally posted by snake_eyes616
eat me alive? im already dead remember
not entirely dead. you can still talk in my world even if your head has been chopped of
Originally posted by Ladyluck
Rawr!! droolio
thats hot

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Which one? This one? ---> droolio

lol, yep

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
I think not *reconsiders* your to skinny. to anorexic for me

not entirely dead. you can still talk in my world even if your head has been chopped of

thats hot

U jokeing right,,,

looky at my profile hun...... skinny..... ha thats funny....

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
thats hot

*ignore this post*

Originally posted by Bun Bun
U jokeing right,,,

looky at my profile hun...... skinny..... ha thats funny....
I'm in character mode darling. so if you have anything else to say do it, this tavern is gonna close soon. I need to prepare some things for dinner and guests Im having later on
Originally posted by Ladyluck

*rawr*

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
*rawr*



rawrrr droolio

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
I'm in character mode darling. so if you have anything else to say do it, this tavern is gonna close soon. I need to prepare some things for dinner and guests Im having later on

*rawr*

..................... whoa...........forgot....... .. well when r u gonna eat that head... it looks pretty tastey

Originally posted by Bun Bun
..................... whoa...........forgot....... .. well when r u gonna eat that head... it looks pretty tastey

you people r sick, lol

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
you people r sick, lol
hmmmm needs mustard

*shudders*

BTW: im more of a catsup guy

stay still u damn head!

Originally posted by Ladyluck


rawrrr droolio
thats hot *rawr*
Originally posted by Bun Bun
..................... whoa...........forgot....... .. well when r u gonna eat that head... it looks pretty tastey
your not tasty sweety your to skinny I need some meat on you
Originally posted by snake_eyes616
you people r sick, lol
you know you love it and want to
Originally posted by Bun Bun
hmmmm needs mustard
yes mustard is tasty and so good

Originally posted by Bun Bun
stay still u damn head!

AAAHHHHH!!! leave me ALONE!!!!baby

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
thats hot *rawr*

droolio

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
thats hot *rawr*

your not tasty sweety your to skinny I need some meat on you

you know you love it and want to

yes mustard is tasty and so good
I was talkin bout the head hun...

I call one of his eye ballz!!

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
AAAHHHHH!!! leave me ALONE!!!!baby
that is it im sewing you back together. *gets snakeeyes head and body and sews it back together. * know what was that spell called ah yes, caca puu lalalla * there your back together know leave us
Originally posted by Ladyluck
droolio
drool

now we gotta fine some other dinner...

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
drool

naughty

bag

*goes and turns off open sign* sorry guests but I must run some errands. Ill be back asap. Until then, leave know before I make you all my lunches

*follows sir out*

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
*goes and turns off open sign* sorry guests but I must run some errands. Ill be back asap. Until then, leave know before I make you all my lunches

Stays behind

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
that is it im sewing you back together. *gets snakeeyes head and body and sews it back together. * know what was that spell called ah yes, caca puu lalalla * there your back together know leave us


Thank god, bout time...


Originally posted by Bun Bun
now we gotta fine some other dinner...

HAH! what now?

u still look yummy...

hmm borin

sir left...

Originally posted by Bun Bun
u still look yummy...



oh you mean as dinner, OH CRAP!!

*starts runnin again*

Originally posted by snake_eyes616


oh you mean as dinner, OH CRAP!!

*starts runnin again*
well if u insist i can start at that part.. *chases with fork*

hmm, rawr!

*opens up place again. *open sign starts blinking* I wonder if that weird girl is still around.... or that snakeyes?

R@WR!!

I think we're both here...

Originally posted by Bun Bun
R@WR!!

back atcha!

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
*opens up place again. *open sign starts blinking* I wonder if that weird girl is still around.... or that snakeyes?
Yup yup here

just chillin

great so what have you two been up to?

I have to go get a hair cut in a few mins

why thats intresting deary, can I eat your hair mwahahah

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
great so what have you two been up to?
Im still tryin to catch my damn dinner

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Im still tryin to catch my damn dinner
dont try, your my dinner

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Im still tryin to catch my damn dinner

HAHA! You'll never catch me!

*trips over a chair*

damn, im screwed, lol

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
HAHA! You'll never catch me!

*trips over a chair*

damn, im screwed, lol
Everyman for them selfs... *runs to bit snake*

crap! crap! crap!

*gets eaten*

uh, Nauj, you wouldnt happen to have one of those nifty reincarnation spells would ya?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Everyman for them selfs... *runs to bit snake*
Gf Please *snap,snap,snap* takes out wand and yells a spell at bun bun, fulki naqui loky

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
crap! crap! crap!

*gets eaten*

uh, Nauj, you wouldnt happen to have one of those nifty reincarnation spells would ya?
over there near the bookcase just yell flanta and the book will go to your hands

cool, thanks

well gotta go to my haircut, talk more later

Buh Bye!

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
Gf Please *snap,snap,snap* takes out wand and yells a spell at bun bun, fulki naqui loky


over there near the bookcase just yell flanta and the book will go to your hands
Im confused.... what did that do to me??

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
cool, thanks

well gotta go to my haircut, talk more later

Buh Bye! good luck with your haircut friend and especially be aware of evil girls out there who will eat you...
Originally posted by Bun Bun
Im confused.... what did that do to me??
your under my spell witch and you will do what I say. Know start cleaning up this place

"Yes sir"

*Cleans*

Originally posted by Bun Bun
"Yes sir"

*Cleans*
good, thats a good girl know know let me finish looking at these letters I found...

what do they say?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
what do they say?
*distracted by bun buns remark*, oh I dont know there in some weird language , can you read this?

*walks in*

I'm back

Originally posted by Ladyluck
*walks in*

I'm back
my my my where did you go ?

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
my my my where did you go ?

Was playing some video games but got bored

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
*distracted by bun buns remark*, oh I dont know there in some weird language , can you read this?
*Reads*

The orbis will be delivered on the next full moon. Awaiting arrival of the mistic one. The attack will begin then.

hi every1

Originally posted by Ladyluck
Was playing some video games but got bored
video games how lovely, but my dear your more intresting....
Originally posted by Bun Bun
*Reads*

The orbis will be delivered on the next full moon. Awaiting arrival of the mistic one. The attack will begin then.
oh how intresting, a war is gonna start

yes.... but only if we knew with who..

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
video games how lovely, but my dear your more intresting....

Originally posted by TeeLee
hi every1
*gets distracted by bell noise, yes may I help you?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
yes.... but only if we knew with who..
intresting very intresting *thinks* know I remember when snakeyesleft he dropped these near the door, thats where I found the letters. He may know whats going on

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
*gets distracted by bell noise, yes may I help you?


intresting very intresting *thinks* know I remember when snakeyesleft he dropped these near the door, thats where I found the letters. He may know whats going on
Hmmm good thing i didnt eat him then... we gonna have to get some info from him

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
*gets distracted by bell noise, yes may I help you?

lol
maybe... nice thread

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Hmmm good thing i didnt eat him then... we gonna have to get some info from him
so have you finished cleaning up?

Originally posted by TeeLee
lol
maybe... nice thread
excuse nice what? well sell liquor and dark magic, books etc , what do you need?

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
so have you finished cleaning up?
just about.... need u to move to i can get that dead thing from under u

Originally posted by Bun Bun
just about.... need u to move to i can get that dead thing from under u
what dead thing? *looks under* I wonder how this got in here?

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
what dead thing? *looks under* I wonder how this got in here?
Im not sure.... eek its twitching!! .. what is it?

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Im not sure.... eek its twitching!! .. what is it?
must be one of the dead corpses from the kitchen. *takes out wand, let me get rid of it Focky Focky Blandi , there .

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
excuse nice what? well sell liquor and dark magic, books etc , what do you need?
that old book looks funny
i want one!

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
what dead thing? *looks under* I wonder how this got in here? i do too how did tht get here

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
must be one of the dead corpses from the kitchen. *takes out wand, let me get rid of it Focky Focky Blandi , there .
Yumm.. was that one dinner??

bored again

Originally posted by TeeLee
that old book looks funny
i want one!
fine, it costs $20 dollars

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Yumm.. was that one dinner??
no it wasent for dinner, it was a person I killed because I cought him trespassing

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
fine, it costs dollars


no it wasent for dinner, it was a person I killed because I cought him trespassing
Ahhh he looks a lil familair

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Ahhh he looks a lil familair
eh , he was a dead guy anyway

death is freedom

Originally posted by Sir Nauj
eh , he was a dead guy anyway
Ok ... mmmm the smell of dead

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Ok ... mmmm the smell of dead
anyways thanks for cleaning up, its getting dark outside. do you have anywhere to go to?

*goes and turns of open sign* Im tired and gonna sleep for a while.

IM BAAACK!!

my haircut sux, lol

*yawn* Good Gawd I hate mornings. Waves hand and open sign starts blinking. *lights stove and prepares some coffee...

GM! (this is snake BTW, just got my new username )

gm? ok

*turns around and see's Mattador walk in. May I help you sir?

it means Good mornig, duuuh!!! lol

Ill take a coffee, black with 2 sugars plz

oh alright

ok here you go, that would be five dollars please

*spits out coffee*

5 BUCKS!?!?! WTF ithought gas prices were going up not coffee!!!

my dear boy this coffe makes you stronger and its good for your body. Everything in my world isnt cheap you know and whats this thing you are referring to gas? Is it some kind of new drink?

umm, no, its what you put in you car to make it go. IT IS NOT A DRINK, DO NOT SELL GAS AS A DRINK...PLEASE...

*gets fraustrated. I already told you boy this is energy coffee. It keeps the blood pumping and strong. I do not sell gas and never heard of it, know if you would be kind enough let me concentrate on my work know

oh, sorry...

*drinks coffee in corner very quietly*