Smoking Protection

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viola67
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

if you enjoyed that joke, here's a very hilarious video to complete the fun

http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?file=2005-09-11_Stay%20in%20touch.wmv&s=

Leo.M
laughing

Bun Bun
poor.......ahh thingy.... awww

BakaXero
the poor rodent cry no expression

Sorgo
Originally posted by viola67
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.

The pharmacist fainted.

if you enjoyed that joke, here's a very hilarious video to complete the fun

http://www.badongo.com/vid.php?file=2005-09-11_Stay%20in%20touch.wmv&s=

Wow. Subliminal Spammage. You can try better.

nitro-swicked
awe bless lmao

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