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Here is where you post the worst comic book lines. You can also add some from movies, and things as well. Only thing is they have to be real comic book characters.


Here is one of the most hated lines from the x-men movie by storm " Do you know what happens to a toad that gets stuck by lighting? The same thing that happens to everything else"
Although storm always had corny lines. *laughs* Which is weird because her powers are so cool, and she is a smart character.

"GREAT GUARDIANS!" - Kyle Rayner in a moment of panic

"BLUE BLAZES!" - Nova (Richard Rider)

Originally posted by The Ion
"GREAT GUARDIANS!" - Kyle Rayner in a moment of panic

*laughs* I remember that

"Great Ceasar's Ghost!"

"Cook an egg, cook a goose, turn the demonstraters loose!"

Lol. Bad writers, bad.

Hal Jordan said "Great Guardians!" often, too.

The line from X-Men 1:

Storm: Do you know what happens when lightning hits a toad?

(dramatic pause)

Storm: The same thing that happens to everyone else.

Huge buildup...then a crap line, made worse by the cheesy melodramatic presentation. Don't hate Storm...just that line.

Batman: precisely Robin (from the 60's live action television show)

Originally posted by Mainstream
Batman: precisely Robin (from the 60's live action television show) How's that a bad line?

Originally posted by Juntai
How's that a bad line?


I find in semi-goofy...why not "that's right Robin" or "Correct Robin"

Most heros have a "Great " line.. at least many of the older ones do. Such as Wonder Woman's "Great Hera."

I thought this thread was about comic book lines - leave lines from other media (film, TV) out of it.

OK reread the rules above - my bad. Storm's line is the worst I can think of now.

i hate the things green lanterns have to say, speciallu ion, I AM MORE BECAUSE I AM LESS, i mean wtf?

That was a great line.