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I know i'll get alot of crap for this but I watched my first official porno today!It was different then I thought it would be and kind of weird .I onoly watched about 5 minutes then got overwhelmed and turned it off.I think i'll stick to rated R movies from now on if I want to see boobs

Yeah there too sick always trying to shove things up there ass?

u cant be serious.

where the hell is Backfire?

What do you mean?

I just didnt like watching sex.Maybe if it was a different one that didnt involve women sucking on cocks

Originally posted by Cringe
What do you mean?

I just didnt like watching sex.Maybe if it was a different one that didnt involve women sucking on cocks

ohhhh i thought it was just lesbians

Originally posted by Cringe
I onoly watched about 50 minutes then got "overwhelmed" and turned it off.

Right.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Right.

Originally posted by Cringe
What do you mean?

I just didnt like watching sex.Maybe if it was a different one that didnt involve women sucking on cocks

You need to chose your phrasing a little more carefully.

Oh great.CA's raiding my thread.

It was disgusting.I would've watched just chicks but not blowjobs .

technically its not YOUR thread. ur just "renting it" in a sense till it dies out.

Originally posted by -hh-
ohhhh i thought it was just lesbians


One porno I seen had this lady shoving a whole basketball up her ''behind''

Originally posted by Cringe
Oh great.CA's raiding my thread.

It was disgusting.I would've watched just chicks but not blowjobs .

"Raiding". I'm participating! So, you're all for gay porn?

Originally posted by kmcdude
One porno I seen had this lady shoving a whole basketball up her ''behind''

The sickness grows.

Originally posted by kmcdude
One porno I seen had this lady shoving a whole basketball up her ''behind''

Physically impossible.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Physically impossible.


Wanna bet ?

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
"Raiding". I'm participating! So, you're all for gay porn?

ANything that doesnt involve other peanusez i'm good with

Penis = gay

Im reffering to lesbian porn which could still be reffered to as "gay" porn

Originally posted by kmcdude
Wanna bet ?

No, because it is. The circumference of an regular sized basketball is about 8 times that of the human anus, even with the muscles uncontracted. I don't bet, because I'd win.

Its only referred to as gay by homosexuals.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
No, because it is. The circumference of an regular sized basketball is about 8 times that of the human anus, even with the muscles uncontracted. I don't bet, because I'd win.

Now we know what CA does in his spare time j/k

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
No, because it is. The circumference of an regular sized basketball is about 8 times that of the human anus, even with the muscles uncontracted. I don't bet, because I'd win.


Like I said I have seen it in a porno I win it is possible,I have seen it.

Kids....

Originally posted by kmcdude
Like I said I have seen it in a porno I win it is possible,I have seen it.

I would listen to CA.He's an expert on baskets in human anuses,OR so it seems. lol j/k.But he is the adult and has probaly experiment more than you kmc dude.I hope.

It has nothing to do with being an adult, it's not being so ****ing gullable as to believe someone that says they've seen someone rectally facilitate a basketball.

It's humanly impossible, and anyone that says otherwise is a liar.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
It's humanly impossible, and anyone that says otherwise is a liar.

Your contradicting yourself!

hurry.EDIT!

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
It has nothing to do with being an adult, it's not being so ****ing gullable as to believe someone that says they've seen someone rectally facilitate a basketball.

It's humanly impossible, and anyone that says otherwise is a liar.


I have SEEN IT but I guess I'm a liar cause Cinema addiction knows everything He probably tried to shove a basket ball up his anus How else could he be so sure

lol.Yes he does know everything.

Haha he probaly did.

Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
Kids....


I am 20 yrs old

But he's 28 so he still knows everything

Not everything, just things that require common sense, which is something some people here are failing to grasp.

Originally posted by Cringe
Your contradicting yourself!

hurry.EDIT!

I didn't contradict myself. I said that it's humanly impossible, and anyone that says otherwise, meaning, anyone that says it IS possible, is a liar.

Originally posted by kmcdude
I have SEEN IT but I guess I'm a liar cause Cinema addiction knows everything He probably tried to shove a basket ball up his anus How else could he be so sure

No, you haven't, unless the basketball was deflated.

How else could I be sure? Because, I've got better sense than that, and I don't tell lies, especially when it comes to something so obvious as someone supposedly sticking a basketball in their rectum.

It's physically impossible, and you're a liar, and anyone with a shred of common sense will agree.

I mean, I don't care either way. I don't know if you're trying to be funny, trying to impress someone...whatever..it's not working, whatever you're aiming for. You're making yourself out to be a hyperbolist.

Wow...seriously wow.

I saw my first porno when I was like 8.

Oh and kmcdude, it is impossible, even if you could get the anus to relax enough, you have the tail bone which prevents the ball from going in.

Why not say in-humanly possible?

Just go away.Your ruining the vibe of discussing good pornos.

brb

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Wow...seriously wow.

I saw my first porno when I was like 8.

Oh and kmcdude, it is impossible, even if you could get the anus to relax enough, you have the tail bone which prevents the ball from going in.



Fine dont belive me then,but all u people that are ''down with the dude'' TRUST ME MY GOOD FRIENDS, THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE....................................................



































































I HAVE SEEN IT

Originally posted by Cringe
Why not say in-humanly possible?

Just go away.Your ruining the vibe of discussing good pornos.

Apparently you don't know what a good porno is though. Mr. "5 Minutes Is All I Could Take".

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Apparently you don't know what a good porno is though. Mr. "5 Minutes Is All I Could Take".

Originally posted by Cringe
Why not say in-humanly possible?

Just go away.Your ruining the vibe of discussing good pornos.

Because "in-human" is in reference to the person, not the act. Good enough?

No

Tone down the descriptions. Seriously.

(..and if that isn't good enough, too bad. What you suggested is gramatically incorrect.)

It's never for 2 hours. Unless you rented a video of sucking dong.

10 minutes top. Get a specialty video of women on women or something.

Not continously of course.But the scenes happen throughout 95% of the film.

You picked out a crappy video then.

Most of the porn's I've seen are 85% sex, 10% oral sex, 5% crappy acting.

Please watch the potty mouth, kiddos.