SpellJammer's nursery rhyme time.

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Spelljammer
Just request it, and SpellJammer will make you a personalized nursery rhyme..

soleran30
ok go and it better rhyme or else I will be like mister T and I pitty da fewl

Raven Guardia
Make me one!!!

hotsauce6548
Um... no expression

Spelljammer
Originally posted by soleran30
ok go and it better rhyme or else I will be like mister T and I pitty da fewl
soleran30 watched Paris Hilton, with a smirk very snide.
While innocent lives couldn't get past the current and the tide.
Hurricane Katerina, left New Orleans wet and dirty.
Much like the underpants of solran30..

Kharhmah
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Just request it, and SpellJammer will make you a personalized nursery rhyme..
Go on then.

Dont be too harsh with me though.

Spelljammer
Originally posted by Raven Guardia
Make me one!!!
Raven Guardia is so sweet.
On Haloween her kiss is a treat.
When she walks into a room it turns up the heat.
You just want to get her under your sheet.
But even if you were to meet.
Jason would tell you she'd never cheat.
There's your trick *****, you've been beat.

§P0oONY
You could do one for me if you wanted... I'd quite like to read one.... (I'm that bored)

Spelljammer
Originally posted by Kharhmah
Go on then.

Dont be too harsh with me though.
Kharmah wheel turns.
Hellfire burns.
Kharmah knows what's best for you.
As long as you do what you're suppose to do.
Kharmah stinks too.
And he'll find some way to blame you.
Why oh why can't Kharmah just take a bath?
Would he rather feel God's wrath?

Kharhmah
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Kharmah wheel turns.
Hellfire burns.
Kharmah knows what's best for you.
As long as you do what you're suppose to do.
Kharmah stinks too.
And he'll find some way to blame you.
Why oh why can't Kharmah just take a bath?
Would he rather feel God's wrath?
Correction, hun: Kharhmah's a lass.

Spelljammer

Inspectah Deck
Change, change the form of man.
Free the prince forever damned.
Free the might from fleshy mire.
Boil the blood in heart of fire.
Gone, gone the form of man,
and rise the demon Etrigan!

Spelljammer
Originally posted by Kharhmah
Correction, hun: Kharhmah's a lass.
Could've fooled him. stick out tongue

Kharhmah
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Could've fooled him. stick out tongue
What the f**k?

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Change, change the form of man.
Free the prince forever damned.
Free the might from fleshy mire.
Boil the blood in heart of fire.
Gone, gone the form of man,
and rise the demon Etrigan!

Etrigan!

mysterio69
make on for me please.

Raven Guardia
Originally posted by Spelljammer
Raven Guardia is so sweet.
On Haloween her kiss is a treat.
When she walks into a room it turns up the heat.
You just want to get her under your sheet.
But even if you were to meet.
Jason would tell you she'd never cheat.
There's your trick *****, you've been beat.

Thats so cool!!!! Can you do another one for me!!!!

Raven Guardia
*Bumping* SJ, I want another rhyme stick out tongue

justjakk
there was a lad in KMC, his name was spelljammer
he wrote poetry so crude, it lacked any grammar
til one fine day a rabbit came and showed him what to do
inside his butt, the rabbit put his size 12 work boot

the rabbit requested that the mods hopefully would not ban
the rabbit for his nursery rhyme that squished the jammer man
it's all in fun, no bashing meant, i meant it to be funny
to show jammer man a nursery rhyme made by a bunny

Ken Kenobi
There once was a man by the name of Spelljammer,
He talked in third person, it caused such a clammer.
It's a lyrical conspiracy, he thinks he can rhyme.
His clock is all broken, he don't have the time.

If ugly were bricks, he'd soon be a wall.
And like Humpty Dumpty, ole Spelljammer will fall.
He bashes and trolls, he doesn't have class.
Don't get near this douchebag, for he smells like an ass.

A rabbit and a Jedi, who really would think,
"The two of us would soon make Jammers ship sink."
That's the story, it really is true.
All I can say, "Spell...I'd hate to be you."

Masrix
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
There once was a man by the name of Spelljammer,
He talked in third person, it caused such a clammer.
It's a lyrical conspiracy, he thinks he can rhyme.
His clock is all broken, he don't have the time.

If ugly were bricks, he'd soon be a wall.
And like Humpty Dumpty, ole Spelljammer will fall.
He bashes and trolls, he doesn't have class.
Don't get near this douchebag, for he smells like an ass.

A rabbit and a Jedi, who really would think,
"The two of us would soon make Jammers ship sink."
That's the story, it really is true.
All I can say, "Spell...I'd hate to be you."
laughing laughing Oh man, Thats funnest Thing I've read in a while

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Masrix
laughing laughing Oh man, Thats funnest Thing I've read in a while

*takes a bow*

Justjakk came up with a couple of lines for it.

justjakk
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
*takes a bow*

Justjakk came up with a couple of lines for it. yeah, i just love jursery rhymes with a good ending

Kharhmah
That was very good.

Snoopbert
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
There once was a man by the name of Spelljammer,
He talked in third person, it caused such a clammer.
It's a lyrical conspiracy, he thinks he can rhyme.
His clock is all broken, he don't have the time.

If ugly were bricks, he'd soon be a wall.
And like Humpty Dumpty, ole Spelljammer will fall.
He bashes and trolls, he doesn't have class.
Don't get near this douchebag, for he smells like an ass.

A rabbit and a Jedi, who really would think,
"The two of us would soon make Jammers ship sink."
That's the story, it really is true.
All I can say, "Spell...I'd hate to be you." laughing

justjakk
Originally posted by Kharhmah
That was very good.

An ode to a maiden so classy and whitty
her name is kharhmah, and she is quite pretty
a vision of beauty, a long stemmed rose
why she's not mobbed, nobody knows

she comes to KMC, a regular member
Keeper Of The Damned, its best you remember
so bow to her now, or off with your head
and thank god in heaven she's not made you dead.

§P0oONY
There once was a man named spelljammer,
who most would consider a spammer,
he treated members like shit,
so people gave him a hit,
and now his face is lacking in glamour.


Just thought I'd hope on the ol' bandwagon.... just call me a sheep

justjakk

Kharhmah
Originally posted by justjakk

An ode to a maiden so classy and whitty
her name is kharhmah, and she is quite pretty
a vision of beauty, a long stemmed rose
why she's not mobbed, nobody knows

she comes to KMC, a regular member
Keeper Of The Damned, its best you remember
so bow to her now, or off with your head
and thank god in heaven she's not made you dead.

touched

That just made my day. hug1

Ken Kenobi

justjakk
Originally posted by Kharhmah
touched

That just made my day. hug1 yer welcome

Lana
I feel the need to write one now...laughing out loud

justjakk
Originally posted by Lana
I feel the need to write one now...laughing out loud

Lana's a KMC dive for sure.
for any illness, she has the cure.
she is brave and so gental .
just don't call her mental.
cause she'll bring pain no man can endure.

Lana
Originally posted by justjakk

Lana's a KMC dive for sure.
for any illness, she has the cure.
she is brave and so gental .
just don't call her mental.
cause she'll bring pain no man can endure.


laughing that's awesome!

queen

Masrix
Someone Make me one eek! laughing

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