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alright some of you already know I work in a law firm part time...well theres this Secretary there... and ohhhh myyyyy GAHD! If ever there was a true MILF this would be her....well shes leaving in like 2 months...so what do you think? Should I hit on her?

go for it

Humping time.

Get to know her and stuff.

If you just come right out and hit on her...say hello to Mr. Sexual Harassment Panda.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
alright some of you already know I work in a law firm part time...well theres this Secretary there... and ohhhh myyyyy GAHD! If ever there was a true MILF this would be her....well shes leaving in like 2 months...so what do you think? Should I hit on her?

Yes yes yes!! Do it!

no that's how law suits stop only Do it If you have a condition Where you can't have intercourse

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Get to know her and stuff.

If you just come right out and hit on her...say hello to Mr. Sexual Harassment Panda.
touche my friend touche

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yes yes yes!! Do it!
wow...Ive never had lil B post in my threads before...are you being for real

Originally posted by BENITO
no that's how law suits stop only Do it If you have a condition Where you can't have intercourse
no I dont plan on sleeping with the woman...just simple flirtation. I'm balsy but not that Bold

Steps to Hitting on a1hsauce's Secretary:

1) Make sure husband is not: Italian mafia boss, Russian mafia boss (some tough SOB's!), hitman, government secret agent with a license to kill, insane.

2) Once step 1 has been completed, let the humping commence!

lol, go for it dude.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
no I dont plan on sleeping with the woman...just simple flirtation. I'm balsy but not that Bold ah But I was covering your back

Originally posted by a1hsauce
touche my friend touche


wow...Ive never had lil B post in my threads before...are you being for real

I posted in your threads before...i think.

I post in da interesting threads.

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Steps to Hitting on a1hsauce's Secretary:

1) Make sure husband is not: Italian mafia boss, Russian mafia boss (some tough SOB's!), hitman, government secret agent with a license to kill, insane.

2) Once step 1 has been completed, let the humping commence!

This is such a fabulous post. This made my day! lol

I dont believe she has a husband either

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
This is such a fabulous post. This made my day! lol

Glad I could be of service. thumbup1

Originally posted by a1hsauce
touche my friend touche


wow...Ive never had lil B post in my threads before...are you being for real

2 months is more than enough time for ample flirting. I've done more in 1 month.

Just start with flirts that can be taken either as a flirt or just small talk. If she flirts back then the door is open for you to really start flirting.

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I dont believe she has a husband either

But she's a MILF?

Or is this a case of divorce...

If so, go in for the strike.

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
But she's a MILF?

Or is this a case of divorce...

If so, go in for the strike.

By the power invested in me by Raz, I pronounce you the official KMC relationship adviser!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
By the power invested in me by Raz, I pronounce you the official KMC relationship adviser!

wickedph

Originally posted by a1hsauce
alright some of you already know I work in a law firm part time...well theres this Secretary there... and ohhhh myyyyy GAHD! If ever there was a true MILF this would be her....well shes leaving in like 2 months...so what do you think? Should I hit on her?
GO AHEAD!!!! drool

Originally posted by TOH
GO AHEAD!!!! drool

The kid in your sig looks sad.

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
The kid in your sig looks sad.
Thats me....










to tell ya the truth..no!

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
wickedph

Hah. What a wrong looking smilie!

Originally posted by TOH
Thats me....










to tell ya the truth..no!

Why have we not seen yer picture the oh great TOH ?pray

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Why have we not seen yer picture the oh great TOH ?pray
Hi Milla

Originally posted by TOH
Thats me....










to tell ya the truth..no!

I was gonna say...

Originally posted by TOH
Hi Milla

Pic? Your pic?

TOH is probably absolutely stunning. Hes Brazilian, of cours he is stunning and can dance salsa and probably do capoeira and numerous other stuff.

whats Capoeira?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Pic? Your pic?

TOH is probably absolutely stunning. Hes Brazilian, of cours he is stunning and can dance salsa and probably do capoeira and numerous other stuff.

And, most of all, he looks about 9 in the picture!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Pic? Your pic?

TOH is probably absolutely stunning. Hes Brazilian, of cours he is stunning and can dance salsa and probably do capoeira and numerous other stuff.
Who is this guy you described?? mad

Originally posted by a1hsauce
whats Capoeira?

cry you dont know...?

...

Its a Brazilian dance/marshal arts dance thingy. Its performed with music.

Do you remember that BBC thing, those two men in red and white jumping about. I had it in my avvy for a while.

http://www.redletterdays.co.uk/Images/Large/CPOLT_ED.jpg

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
And, most of all, he looks about 9 in the picture!
It s my mental age, also...

Originally posted by TOH
Who is this guy you described?? mad

You of course. Prove me wrong droolio

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
cry you dont know...?

...

Its a Brazilian dance/marshal arts dance thingy. Its performed with music.

Do you remember that BBC thing, those two men in red and white jumping about. I had it in my avvy for a while.

http://www.redletterdays.co.uk/Images/Large/CPOLT_ED.jpg
ohhhh Ive seen it before...yah there was a guy in Tekken 3 who danced around and kicked ass at the same time...good stuff. wish I could do it

Originally posted by TOH
It s my mental age, also...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhhh Ive seen it before...yah there was a guy in Tekken 3 who danced around and kicked ass at the same time...good stuff. wish I could do it

Yes yes yes!! My god, i havent plaid Tekken 3 in aaaaaaaaaaaaagez!

I haven't played Tekken 3 in... wait... I haven't played Tekken 3.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yes yes yes!! My god, i havent plaid Tekken 3 in aaaaaaaaaaaaagez!
lol that was a great game...ahhh the good ol days

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol that was a great game...ahhh the good ol days

Hwoarang and Jin were my fave - what a good looking computer animated characters droolio

they always making good looking..even when theyre the evil bad guys theyre better looking than some real people