Should I hit on my Secretary?

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a1hsauce
alright some of you already know I work in a law firm part time...well theres this Secretary there... and ohhhh myyyyy GAHD! If ever there was a true MILF this would be her....well shes leaving in like 2 months...so what do you think? Should I hit on her?

Deano
go for it

muserke
Humping time. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ken Kenobi
Get to know her and stuff.

If you just come right out and hit on her...say hello to Mr. Sexual Harassment Panda.

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by a1hsauce
alright some of you already know I work in a law firm part time...well theres this Secretary there... and ohhhh myyyyy GAHD! If ever there was a true MILF this would be her....well shes leaving in like 2 months...so what do you think? Should I hit on her?

Yes yes yes!! Do it!

BENITO
no that's how law suits stop only Do it If you have a condition Where you can't have intercourse

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Get to know her and stuff.

If you just come right out and hit on her...say hello to Mr. Sexual Harassment Panda.
touche my friend touche

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yes yes yes!! Do it!
wow...Ive never had lil B post in my threads before...are you being for real confused

a1hsauce
Originally posted by BENITO
no that's how law suits stop only Do it If you have a condition Where you can't have intercourse
no I dont plan on sleeping with the woman...just simple flirtation. I'm balsy but not that Bold

hotsauce6548
Steps to Hitting on a1hsauce's Secretary:

1) Make sure husband is not: Italian mafia boss, Russian mafia boss (some tough SOB's!), hitman, government secret agent with a license to kill, insane.

2) Once step 1 has been completed, let the humping commence! beer

mattador
lol, go for it dude.

BENITO
Originally posted by a1hsauce
no I dont plan on sleeping with the woman...just simple flirtation. I'm balsy but not that Bold ah But I was covering your back

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by a1hsauce
touche my friend touche


wow...Ive never had lil B post in my threads before...are you being for real confused

I posted in your threads before...i think.

I post in da interesting threads. cool

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Steps to Hitting on a1hsauce's Secretary:

1) Make sure husband is not: Italian mafia boss, Russian mafia boss (some tough SOB's!), hitman, government secret agent with a license to kill, insane.

2) Once step 1 has been completed, let the humping commence! beer

This is such a fabulous post. This made my day! lol

a1hsauce
laughing out loud I dont believe she has a husband either

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
This is such a fabulous post. This made my day! lol

Glad I could be of service. thumbup1

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by a1hsauce
touche my friend touche


wow...Ive never had lil B post in my threads before...are you being for real confused

2 months is more than enough time for ample flirting. I've done more in 1 month. stick out tongue

Just start with flirts that can be taken either as a flirt or just small talk. If she flirts back then the door is open for you to really start flirting.

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by a1hsauce
laughing out loud I dont believe she has a husband either

But she's a MILF?

Or is this a case of divorce...

If so, go in for the strike. shifty

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
But she's a MILF?

Or is this a case of divorce...

If so, go in for the strike. shifty

By the power invested in me by Raz, I pronounce you the official KMC relationship adviser!

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
By the power invested in me by Raz, I pronounce you the official KMC relationship adviser!

wickedph

TOH
Originally posted by a1hsauce
alright some of you already know I work in a law firm part time...well theres this Secretary there... and ohhhh myyyyy GAHD! If ever there was a true MILF this would be her....well shes leaving in like 2 months...so what do you think? Should I hit on her?
GO AHEAD!!!! drool

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by TOH
GO AHEAD!!!! drool

The kid in your sig looks sad.

TOH
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
The kid in your sig looks sad.
Thats me.... sad










to tell ya the truth..no! stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
wickedph

Hah. What a wrong looking smilie!

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by TOH
Thats me.... sad










to tell ya the truth..no! stick out tongue

Why have we not seen yer picture the oh great TOH ?pray

TOH
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Why have we not seen yer picture the oh great TOH ?pray
Hi Milla stick out tongue

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by TOH
Thats me.... sad










to tell ya the truth..no! stick out tongue

I was gonna say... stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by TOH
Hi Milla stick out tongue

Pic? Your pic?

TOH is probably absolutely stunning. Hes Brazilian, of cours he is stunning and can dance salsa and probably do capoeira and numerous other stuff.

a1hsauce
whats Capoeira?

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Pic? Your pic?

TOH is probably absolutely stunning. Hes Brazilian, of cours he is stunning and can dance salsa and probably do capoeira and numerous other stuff.

And, most of all, he looks about 9 in the picture! stick out tongue

TOH
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Pic? Your pic?

TOH is probably absolutely stunning. Hes Brazilian, of cours he is stunning and can dance salsa and probably do capoeira and numerous other stuff.
Who is this guy you described?? mad

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by a1hsauce
whats Capoeira?

cry you dont know...?

...

Its a Brazilian dance/marshal arts dance thingy. Its performed with music.

Do you remember that BBC thing, those two men in red and white jumping about. I had it in my avvy for a while.

http://www.redletterdays.co.uk/Images/Large/CPOLT_ED.jpg

TOH
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
And, most of all, he looks about 9 in the picture! stick out tongue
It s my mental age, also...

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by TOH
Who is this guy you described?? mad

You of course. Prove me wrong droolio

a1hsauce
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
cry you dont know...?

...

Its a Brazilian dance/marshal arts dance thingy. Its performed with music.

Do you remember that BBC thing, those two men in red and white jumping about. I had it in my avvy for a while.

http://www.redletterdays.co.uk/Images/Large/CPOLT_ED.jpg
ohhhh Ive seen it before...yah there was a guy in Tekken 3 who danced around and kicked ass at the same time...good stuff. wish I could do it erm

hotsauce6548
Originally posted by TOH
It s my mental age, also...

laughing

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by a1hsauce
ohhhh Ive seen it before...yah there was a guy in Tekken 3 who danced around and kicked ass at the same time...good stuff. wish I could do it erm

Yes yes yes!! My god, i havent plaid Tekken 3 in aaaaaaaaaaaaagez!

hotsauce6548
I haven't played Tekken 3 in... wait... I haven't played Tekken 3. erm

a1hsauce
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yes yes yes!! My god, i havent plaid Tekken 3 in aaaaaaaaaaaaagez!
lol that was a great game...ahhh the good ol days

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol that was a great game...ahhh the good ol days

Hwoarang and Jin were my fave - what a good looking computer animated characters droolio

a1hsauce
laughing out loud they always making good looking..even when theyre the evil bad guys theyre better looking than some real people

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