Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*
Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?
any suggestions?
To avoid getting pulled over eh? Here are a list of suggestions that will only work if you follow all of them:
-Shave your head.
-Put a dead body in the trunk, but have the arm or some sort of limb sticking out of the back.
-Get some bling for you to wear (for the teeth also)
-Have plenty of exposed guns and alcohol clearly visible in the car.
-Instead of letting old women inch across the crosswalk, just run em over. And if your not sure whether they're still alive, back up over them again.
-Have a bumpersticker that's demeaning and insults another ethnicity or cops in general.
-Last step: DRIVE FAST!