I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...

Started by a1hsauce2 pages

I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...

and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*馃槚hifty: Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

Re: I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*馃槚hifty: Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

You're Latin?

Si

bag...dont ask me.

Originally posted by mattador
bag...dont ask me.

okay driving with a bag over my head might attract attention...

Re: I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*馃槚hifty: Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

Stay home

Are you going with your secretary?! 馃槺

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Stay home

lol thats a good idea...but its free food 馃槵

Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay driving with a bag over my head might attract attention...

there you go! 馃槃

Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Are you going with your secretary?! 馃槺

馃槀 no secretary wont be there lol

Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*馃槚hifty: Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

Where black and yellow beads 馃槢

Originally posted by a1hsauce
Si

You. Marry. Me. Now.

Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Where black and yellow beads 馃槢

lol is that some sort of underground thing?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You. Marry. Me. Now.

馃槺 Thought youd never ask!

Fant谩stico. droolio

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Fant谩stico. droolio

lol ill send out the invitations

Originally posted by a1hsauce
[B]lol is that some sort of underground thing?

馃槀 I guess so

Re: I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...

Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*馃槚hifty: Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

To avoid getting pulled over eh? Here are a list of suggestions that will only work if you follow all of them:

-Shave your head.
-Put a dead body in the trunk, but have the arm or some sort of limb sticking out of the back.
-Get some bling for you to wear (for the teeth also)
-Have plenty of exposed guns and alcohol clearly visible in the car.
-Instead of letting old women inch across the crosswalk, just run em over. And if your not sure whether they're still alive, back up over them again.
-Have a bumpersticker that's demeaning and insults another ethnicity or cops in general.
-Last step: DRIVE FAST!

hmmm i dunno....

Like I said, wear those beads so you could look like a king 馃槢

lol i think i might have to pass on that bud 馃槢