I have a dinner meeting in a fancy upscale gated community tonight...

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a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*shifty Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*shifty Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

You're Latin?

a1hsauce
Si

mattador
bag...dont ask me.

a1hsauce
Originally posted by mattador
bag...dont ask me.
okay driving with a bag over my head might attract attention...

Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*shifty Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?


Stay home

hotsauce6548
Are you going with your secretary?! eek!

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Stay home
lol thats a good idea...but its free food erm

mattador
Originally posted by a1hsauce
okay driving with a bag over my head might attract attention...

there you go! big grin

a1hsauce
Originally posted by hotsauce6548
Are you going with your secretary?! eek!
laughing out loud no secretary wont be there lol

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*shifty Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

Where black and yellow beads stick out tongue

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by a1hsauce
Si

You. Marry. Me. Now.

a1hsauce
Originally posted by Inspectah Deck
Where black and yellow beads stick out tongue
lol is that some sort of underground thing?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
You. Marry. Me. Now.
eek! Thought youd never ask!

lil bitchiness

a1hsauce

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol is that some sort of underground thing?

laughing out loud I guess so

SnakeEyes
Originally posted by a1hsauce
and Im a young *cough*goodlooking*cough*shifty Latin male in a pretty nice new car.....so what can I do to avoid getting pulled over?

any suggestions?

To avoid getting pulled over eh? Here are a list of suggestions that will only work if you follow all of them:

-Shave your head.
-Put a dead body in the trunk, but have the arm or some sort of limb sticking out of the back.
-Get some bling for you to wear (for the teeth also)
-Have plenty of exposed guns and alcohol clearly visible in the car.
-Instead of letting old women inch across the crosswalk, just run em over. And if your not sure whether they're still alive, back up over them again.
-Have a bumpersticker that's demeaning and insults another ethnicity or cops in general.
-Last step: DRIVE FAST!

a1hsauce
hmmm i dunno....

Inspectah Deck
Like I said, wear those beads so you could look like a king stick out tongue

a1hsauce
lol i think i might have to pass on that bud stick out tongue

Inspectah Deck
Why?

a1hsauce
that sounds like it WOULD get me pulled over

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by a1hsauce
that sounds like it WOULD get me pulled over

No, it'll get you alot of respek though stick out tongue

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