Deano gave birth to a camel
And then he stole osama bin ladins turban, whiped his ass with it and then did the cha cha while playing putt putt. Later that day he ate a cheese steak. He had to take a dump so he took a shit in a wal mart parking lot. An oompa lumpa stepped in the pile of crap and was angry. He then castrated deano and then let deanos testicles hang from the mirror in his car like dice and then sang the oompa lumpa song while deano threw a cabbage at his car.