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Post funny ways you think voldy won't die. Be creative!
Here's mine: Voldemort gets signed up for Oprah, goes on the show and dies while hearing a three hour lecture about his abusive and controlling attitude toward people.

Stun him, gag him, then unstun him and then put him on the "It's A Small World" ride at Disneyland for all eternity.

Tell him to follow the spiders.

Place a life-size cardboard cut-out of Dumbledore next to his bed while he's sleeping, so that it's the first thing he sees when he wakes up.

Lock Voldemort in a room 100 stories high and play recordings of Harry/Voldemort slash fan fiction through the loud speaker. Every once and a while stop the recordings and as soon as Voldy is feeling safe and sane, started it up again louder.

Couldn't you have put all of those in one post?

harry is dueling with voldy and dobby apparates with millions of other house elves and screams out YOU SHALL NOT HARM HARRY POTTER!!

Originally posted by MistressofSnape
Lock Voldemort in a room 100 stories high and play recordings of Harry/Voldemort slash fan fiction through the loud speaker. Every once and a while stop the recordings and as soon as Voldy is feeling safe and sane, started it up again louder.


Do the same with Bellatrix/Voldemort fanfics!

...Or Caps...
http://www.glitterrock.org/harry10.html

lol...wow you guys are good

He will go on Dr.Phil and Dr.Phil will tell him he has problems

Tell him to follow the spiders.

Place a life-size cardboard cut-out of Dumbledore next to his bed while he's sleeping, so that it's the first thing he sees when he wakes up.

Lock Voldemort in a room 100 stories high and play recordings of Harry/Voldemort slash fan fiction through the loud speaker. Every once and a while stop the recordings and as soon as Voldy is feeling safe and sane, started it up again louder.

U got those from mugglenet MistressofSnape. Same with this idea

yeah i know

Originally posted by MistressofSnape
yeah i know

Originally posted by Barker

ditto

KICK HIM IN THE SHINS AND RUN!!!
Then send an arm of anklebiters to finish the job

Originally posted by Director_Joe
ditto

huh?

he will have a long and fatigue-filled battle with Harry Potter, only to barely escape with his life. He then suddenly trips on a pebble and falls in a dark trench.

He is forced to listen to all the morinic ways to die that we've thought up....

after all the things hes done, he falls in a trench and thats what defeats him?......lol....funny funny

Neville longbottm approaches 'Voldie' and curses him. There you go...simple or what?

LoL like the trench 1


He chokes on his wand!!

he trips on his robes!!

1:1 ---------- Slipping on an ice cube in northern Russia while trying to keep Harry from the seventh and last horcrux.

5:1 ------------ Accidentally getting crushed by his own house after attempting to clear all the mice from inside.

10: 1 ------------ Signing up for Fear Factor and choking himself on horse rectum.

25 : 1 -------------- Severe brain trauma after a Computer Sciences 101 University Lecture.

50: 1 ------------- Buried under a pile of angry letters from Jen Aniston, blaming hi, for using joking charms against Brad Pitt.

1000 : 1----------------- Smashed to pieces by angry children in the streets for killing Harry's parents.

10,000 : 1 -------------- Smashed to pieces by angry parents in the streets for killing Harry's parents.

1,000,000,000 : 1 ----------------------------- Severe heart attack after finding out that half of his followers are gay and find him attractive.

he leaves fork in microwave !!boom bg explosion..

VoldeMort Letter Swap!!!
MoldeVort

Harry stared into Voldemorts eyes.
"Are you telling me" Harry said, "that the seventh and final horcrux is that bumble bee behind you"?
Voldemort started laughing. He turned towards the bee and said in a horrorfying voice, "Kill Him!"
The bee chased Harry and stung him repeatedly until he died.
"Very good! Now there is no one left who can destroy my last horcrux."
"Erm ... Voldemort," said Hermione "You do realise that bumble bee's die after they sting someone don't you?"
"Oh .. shit!"

The End.

LoL omg this quality shit right there

*clears throat*

Trips, falls into a ditch, snaps his spine. (is still alive) drags self out of ditch, car runs over his legs, rolls off the side of the road which is a mountain, break his arm in the fall, wolves eat his leg and arm, and then finally is impaled on a tree branch while he is caught in a thunderstorm.

Harry and Voldemort are fighting.

Voldemort: "Harry, I have something to tell you..."

Harry: "What?"

V: "I didn't kill you because...."

H: "What? Hurry up so I can kill you."

V: "Because I am your father. Lilly and I had an affair."

H: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Uses spell, but it's the wrong one, and Voldemort starts throwing up slugs.

V: "Hey! They taste like chocolate."

H: You're disgusting." Voldemort dies, choking on a snail.

hmm?? ooook chocolate snails??? i suppose

Originally posted by daisuke
Harry and Voldemort are fighting.

Voldemort: "Harry, I have something to tell you..."

Harry: "What?"

V: "I didn't kill you because...."

H: "What? Hurry up so I can kill you."

V: "Because I am your father. Lilly and I had an affair."

H: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Uses spell, but it's the wrong one, and Voldemort starts throwing up slugs.

V: "Hey! They taste like chocolate."

H: You're disgusting." Voldemort dies, choking on a snail.
chocolate slugs...wow...

Originally posted by actor
Harry stared into Voldemorts eyes.
"Are you telling me" Harry said, "that the seventh and final horcrux is that bumble bee behind you"?
Voldemort started laughing. He turned towards the bee and said in a horrorfying voice, "Kill Him!"
The bee chased Harry and stung him repeatedly until he died.
"Very good! Now there is no one left who can destroy my last horcrux."
"Erm ... Voldemort," said Hermione "You do realise that bumble bee's die after they sting someone don't you?"
"Oh .. shit!"

The End.

the BOMB!

Voldie goes into a care bear store and dies when the care bears turn their sickly sweet eyes on him. MUHAHAHA! FEEL THE LOVE!

All the wands in Ollivander's shop turn on him and curse him.

He is fed Hagrid's cooking while being held hostage by Chuckie.

He eats a love flavored Every Flavor Bolt's Jellybean.

voldemort-->"doo doo dar roo doot doot doot dar roo" *BIG HOLE* voldemort--->"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" *SPLAT*