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Plastic Surgery Miracles

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.

Now he's President of the United States."

omg that is so funny!!! and true!!!

OMG that's funny hystericalsmiley_abzw hystericalsmiley_abzw

That was really funny! haha

Originally posted by Bun Bun
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Plastic Surgery Miracles

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.

Now he's President of the United States."

wheres spelljammer???

Originally posted by Hit_and_Miss
wheres spelljammer??? no clue

Originally posted by Bun Bun
READ!!!!!!!!! funny

Plastic Surgery Miracles

Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, "I'm the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England."

One of the others said. "That's nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse's ass and a cowboy hat.

Now he's President of the United States."

lol its pretty good, but not as funny as some say

ROFL!

President Bush is America's president....LET IT GO PEOPLE!! IF HE WAS HATED SO MUCH, WHY WAS HE ELECTED TWICE!! LET IT GO!!!

lol its funny caus its true....


and If I had that much money and power...Id be elected president TWICE as well!

Someday Scythe....someday....

lol that is funny, where do u come up wit this stuff?

Originally posted by Scythe
President Bush is America's president....LET IT GO PEOPLE!! IF HE WAS HATED SO MUCH, WHY WAS HE ELECTED TWICE!! LET IT GO!!!
Because for all tho's damn republicans and old people!!!!
He's just a guy who really wanted to go to war and he took the whole damn country with him heh oh well he'll be gone soon.

Originally posted by Scythe
President Bush is America's president....LET IT GO PEOPLE!! IF HE WAS HATED SO MUCH, WHY WAS HE ELECTED TWICE!! LET IT GO!!!

he wasn't elected twice...................... the 1st time some BS happened with the votes

Originally posted by Bun Bun
Because for all tho's damn republicans and old people!!!!
He's just a guy who really wanted to go to war and he took the whole damn country with him heh oh well he'll be gone soon.

w00t