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Well, since I already have more than 200 posts, I thought I might as well introduce myself here.
First of all, I'm not human. I am Arnian. I am reptilian, with blue skin, black claws, a tail, and a foot-long snout. I am incredibly intellegent. My full name is Dak Alderash Kaliero.
You are now free to ask me questions.

Hello!

Q. How many times did the Batmobile catch a Flat?

39. I sorta ment questions about me.

I knew that but had to use the ambiguity of what you said!!

Hello Kaliero, you devil of Trivia wiziness!

Well I'd welcome you General, but as I'm a Jedi, I prefer not to be hunted thank you very much.

welcome there !

hello!

Q4U: SO if your all freaky looking, where do you live?

Arnian

Mars

I live on Arnia. Everyone looks like me...*...WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M FREAKY LOOKING!!! (Why you slimy, low-down, sruffy looking, NERF HERDER!!!) - Leia, ESB

Who's strange?

Thanks for your description...now I don't feel so bad...by the way do you have a used lightsabre you wanna sell...I have a little pay back time to spend with another General...he he he
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General Xenith?

hello herr general

that's nice, but just your honor would be enough

An Arnian from Arnia, with Elemental Ice powers, and strong in the Force. Oh please...

j/k

hi

greetings...slightly delusional earthling

The General went on vacation. He told me in a pm.

I'm currently on Tatooine and it feels about 1 billion degrees out there. Remind me not to come here again. A shuttle should be coming in six days to take me to Endor.

Can you speak their language?

they DO know how to speak Basic

I am fluent in over... ummm... 5 forms of communication.

lefthand, righthand, leftfoot, rightfoor and ears, right?

I'm fluent in over 1 form of communication.

I got you beat. I'm fluent in one and a half.

I don't have ears. The last is my tail.

Hi!! I finally got back and its great here. Now I need a vacation from my vacation, but ill stay here. It's good to be home.

hey man, welcome back...