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Well since ToMacco is so busy with his freakin' boxes, I'll take the liberty of starting off Whiskey Thursday although I'm sure finti will remind me that its afternoon over in the east.

First we're going to drink some whiskey, then I'm going to shoot ToMacco for busting on Sting. Ya'll can watch if ya want - best big diggin' that six foot hole a'while. To is a gonna be a pushin' daises by suppertime !

the vultures are already crowding the roofs

That be just fine I reckon.

*polishes Magnum*

darn To is late for the shodon

You guys ever thought of the possibility of To not being here cos he's out back setting a trap to blow this place???

We know To and he aint got the brains for that

*tosses back another shot of whiskey*

I ainta got a damn day ya know. I got cattle to be a rustlin' too.

you also have to dance on them, them them tables Gubdy

And I told ya last week, I ainta' dancin' on a no table ! Maybe on the ceiling, but not on no damn table !

table dancin's for sissy gals --gundy sister aint no sissy gal --are ya gun' '?? sips shot of Jim Beam.......

*kicks the door in. Empty bottle of whiskey in hand*

"Where's da pisser? And get me some more whiskey, eh? There ain't no dern trap set. I'mma too drunk fer dat."

*stumbles over to table and sits down* "So, have ya'll missed me?"

*passes out*

No

*Passes out AA pamphlets*
Damn drunks!

*Pukes. Wipes mouth with AA pamphlet. Passes out again.*

Just out of curiousity, whats your favorite beer?

Oooooo!!!!! Good question!

I like Budwieser. I like Miller Lite, Coors, Rolling Rock, Leinies. . .

Well, I like to switch it up, to tell you the truth. I never really buy the same beer in a row. It keeps my buzz guessing.

How about you? What do you like?

I dont drink, not 21 yet. But wont drink, cause I'll probably get drunk and crash my car or something!

Just don't drink and drive, Einstein. I never do anymore.

anymore???

Shame on you!!
It's a miracle that you haven't run over some MN eskimo by now!

All the eskimos are in Alaska.

So you have to go there first to run her down. Make sure you drive on the right side of the road, if you do, which is left there.

Damn straight it is! Not like you Johnny Foreigners who drive all arse-about-face like.

To, are you seriously saying you buy Bud?!?!? You have dropped down a peg in my books chap.

Bud. Ick.

I was stuck on Zima, then I moved to Schmirnoff Ice, now I'm onto Bacardi Silver.

But if I want beer, my fav is Dos Equis and second is Corona. With lime, thank you.

Carling is my favourite beer, but also enjoy Caffreys and (dare I mention an old womens drink?) Stout.

At home I prefer red wine, its the quickest and best way to get drunk. California and South African wines are kewl but I love a good Aussie red.

I like a big pitcher of Sangria with lots of fruit !

Let's play whiskey chess. ToMacco knows how to play.

Gundy's so much fun when she's drunk.

she is even fun when sober

*stumbles over empty whiskey bottle on floor*

did shumbody call me ? *hiccup*

did shumbody call you what?

did shumbody call me a Gundark ! Twouldn't wanna be a'seen round one of them thar critters !

*hiccup*

or a pitchfork shoved up your all as.....

who fell in a nest of gundarks?

Having Obi Wan and Anakin fall in my nest....anytime baby, anytime.


*faints*

pft...if they fell in my nest I wouldn't be napping..

I doubt any of thier greatest Jedi skills could get them outta that pickle!

Poor chaps.

pitchfork tattooes on their buttcheecks

Oh, I think Dim and I could handle Obi Wan and Anakin juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

*pant, pant*

Yup they use them jedi mind tricks to get Gndy to dance on the table. " Now git up on them tables Gun, and swing those legs of yours"

*Mech bursts through door playing the "can-can song" using a French Horn"

Sorry guys - I'm busy here with Obi-Wan.

Obi Wan " you will dance on the table"
Gundy" I will dance on the table"

*removes beard for a moment*

*French accent* It is I.... queeq...

*puts beard back* Come here baby!

I knew it was you all the time....
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Oh, so that was why you were so forward to fondl....to errrr.... dance... DANCE with me.... Hehehehhe

Yes, thats right.

Here I am, dancing....

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Jump higher.

Animal.

You betcha!

You just want to look up my skirt.

. . . once again we stumble upon Gundy and queeq in a sexual courtship. It figures.

I'm going to the store to get some more whiskey.

Sounds like a good plan, I'll just stay here and watch..oops I mean wait!

You guys kill me.

There's nothing here for you guys to see. *closes closet door*



*opens closet door again* Not until the DVD comes out that is...

Oh we'll just see about that...

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Now, you know I don't treat you like that...












... not in this episode that is.

I'm still working on THAT episode....

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I know you do.

This is the big finale....

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But... MINE's bigger.

Yes it certainly is.

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That one's lovely.

Yes, it has a certain charm doesn't it ?

Indeed.

He obviously has good dental habits.

He bites, you mean?

Only those he doesn't know personally.

Let me introduce him to yerssott... well, show him at least.

Good idea. yerss has a thing or two to learn about good dental habits....http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_80.gif

I thought it was more like this.
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I wonder if yerss has ever seen The Marathon Man ?

If not, he's gonna meet her soon.

Painful dentistry. Fascinating.

A whole new world opens up for us.

You know, we're supposed to be drinking. It IS Whiskey Thursday again you know. We have to the integrity of ToMacco's thread while he's out playing with his freakin boxes.

*empties bottle of Jack D. in Gundy's throat*

that better dear?

wow, this thread lasted for two wiskey-thursdays

*shouts to everyone *

Hey we can get whiskey in here.

*best Mr Burns accent* Excellent smithers.

Smithers, release the hounds....


Thanks for the whiskey baby, thats much better.

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Marathon man really get you the wrong sides of Dentists, not a kind of movie you watch in the waiting room

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Who let the dogs out......
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Hehehe. Those little guys are so cute.

Ah, shit. It's 12:30, I missed whiskey Thursday.

Boy, do I suck!

Lemonade then?

Poor ToMacco.

Why?

Missed posting in his own thread.

Ah.

He must be over-boxed.

Ya think? http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/icon29.gif

That looks like a french fry basket.

Maybe he likes chicken with that. http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/constrector/eatchicken.gif

No that was DD.

What's DD?

definitly deaf

Are you sure about this? I need confirmation from Gundy herself.

I got clearance from Gundark herself to tell this

No you didn't I did!

definitly drooling

Dorky Dude

texas?

You betcha!

DD was Darth Daft, a regular here back in late 00 and 01. He was a good pal of mine and was really into chicken. Loved to eat chicken. All he talked about was chicken.

And Lance, you should know better than to listen to yerssot.

crawl into that happy meal box yerssot. I'm going to close it up and stick you in the walk-in freezer for awhile.

Ooooo a cool customer!!

I already tried, but I'm too big! perhaps you can show it first?

this thread is over 100 thus will be closed soon! bwahaahahaha you need to start a new for next thursday then!

who will say it will get closed?

Well I could close it, but I'll wait for Dim or queeq. Then ToMacco can get mad at them instead.

Then again.... next thursday it's on topic again.

And its tuesday today. Practically thursday you know.

*orders whiskey*

and if you're really, really drunk tuesday could just about sound like Thursday.

Mind if I join you?

ask Yers about mind

Thank you please don't.

We'll drink any day of the week you like, Corran !

*does shot of whiskey and a second for ToMacco*

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*hiccup*

And I run you a tab Corran

They're lovely, these tabs. They last a life time.

Didn't realise you were the bartender here too, finti!

I AM THE BARTENDER WHEREVER I ROAM

Sounds like Death to me!!!!

we can arrange that

Roam me a beer, bartender.

anytime, puts the beer on Corrans tab.....twice

Make that four. With these prices he will never be able to pay anyway.

Hehehe.

Rather communistic.

Hey something doesn't seem too fair here!!!

Good

Low man on the totem pole, you know.

comrade gundark, you disappoint me... as always

on burning coal

Yerss on BBQ..... lovely. Not to eat of course, just to watch.

BBQ Yers? Nah, Belgians are too fattening!! All that choclate they eat you know?

ah, BBQ, nice, it's too cold here now, could use the heathing

it certainly hasn't been cold here lately

we are so close to hell

sweden?

BBQ sauce isn't fattening. Just loaded with salt.

We use that Jack Daniels grilling sauce. Its killer !

wow.... NOW THATS A FIRE

go get me two gallons of gasoline out of the shed.

why is the fire so big Gus

And look at Charlie over there with third degree burns on him, eating a mother****ing frank.

Every year you come over and burn down my mother****ing backyard, why, why Gus? Why do the fire need to be so big

I feel like I'm missing something here...

What the **** does goony-googo mean gus?

They slap their faces in the water for 2 minutes and they come up with fish !

and they say goony-googo!

Anyone else realise it's Thurday already! I feel like having a drink, anyone care to guess what I might have?