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Confess your sins here and I'll see if you are to be forgiven or punished.

I got drunk on Friday night and exposed my breasts to a cab driver.

Shame on you. You must at least try to line your stomach before participating in drinking marathons. Drink 6 bloody Marys.

I have a confession to make.

I've got another confession to make, I'm your fool

No, you're not. Wait, what?

Come on! The very first line in the song Best of You by the Foo Fighters

I'm more frequently horny than my outward appearance lets on.

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm more frequently horny than my outward appearance lets on.

I cheated on my last Girlfriend.

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm more frequently horny than my outward appearance lets on. Shame on you my child. You must drink more alcohol and let girls know how horny you really are. Then you will find that the vast majority are just as horny as you. Unless of course you look like Napoleon Dynamite!

Originally posted by Zatch
I cheated on my last Girlfriend. You must drink 8 lagers and boast of this act to all your friends in the pub...

that doesn't sound really good to me.

Originally posted by amity75
You must drink 8 lagers and boast of this act to all your friends in the pub...
ass.. that was me he cheated on.. and hey dusty

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ass.. that was me he cheated on.. and hey dusty hi

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ass.. that was me he cheated on.. and hey dusty Then you must do the exact same to him. And then do it again. Twice.

The Towns Folk Made a Golden Idol of Me On my front Lawn

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
The Towns Folk Made a Golden Idol of Me On my front Lawn Then you must discourage them from worshipping it!

I called this thread lame.

Originally posted by Zatch
I called this thread lame. Says the noob.

sorry not a noob buddy.

In my book you are. And I'm not your buddy.

exactly. In YOUR book not everybodie elses.

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