Amity75's Confessional Box.

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amity75 Senior Member

Amity75's Confessional Box.

Confess your sins here and I'll see if you are to be forgiven or punished.

Whisper I killed the Zeitgeist

I got drunk on Friday night and exposed my breasts to a cab driver.

amity75 Senior Member

Shame on you. You must at least try to line your stomach before participating in drinking marathons. Drink 6 bloody Marys.

Snoopbert Senior Member

I have a confession to make.

Ladyluck .

I've got another confession to make, I'm your fool

😛

Snoopbert Senior Member

No, you're not. Wait, what?

Ladyluck .

😂

Come on! The very first line in the song Best of You by the Foo Fighters 😛

DarkC -KMC THREAD KILLER-

I'm more frequently horny than my outward appearance lets on. 😬

Ladyluck .
Originally posted by DarkC
I'm more frequently horny than my outward appearance lets on. 😬

😆

Zatch Senior Member

I cheated on my last Girlfriend.

amity75 Senior Member

Originally posted by DarkC
I'm more frequently horny than my outward appearance lets on. 😬
Shame on you my child. You must drink more alcohol and let girls know how horny you really are. Then you will find that the vast majority are just as horny as you. Unless of course you look like Napoleon Dynamite!

amity75 Senior Member

Originally posted by Zatch
I cheated on my last Girlfriend.
You must drink 8 lagers and boast of this act to all your friends in the pub...

Zatch Senior Member

that doesn't sound really good to me.

Commando Queen Senior Member

Originally posted by amity75
You must drink 8 lagers and boast of this act to all your friends in the pub...

ass.. that was me he cheated on.. and hey dusty

Zatch Senior Member

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ass.. that was me he cheated on.. and hey dusty
hi

amity75 Senior Member

Originally posted by Commando Queen
ass.. that was me he cheated on.. and hey dusty
Then you must do the exact same to him. And then do it again. Twice.

Koala MeatPie Tonk's Husband

The Towns Folk Made a Golden Idol of Me On my front Lawn 😕

amity75 Senior Member

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
The Towns Folk Made a Golden Idol of Me On my front Lawn 😕
😆 Then you must discourage them from worshipping it!

Zatch Senior Member

I called this thread lame.

amity75 Senior Member

Originally posted by Zatch
I called this thread lame.
Says the noob.