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Just tell the time.Dont get to detailed or the thread will be closed

too long ago disgust

thats personal and why on earth do would want to know?

...erm.

I dunno

I can't believe u are really asking people this eer

Is this one of those "Ask because you're begging to know, but when no one likes it you say you're bored, or you were just kidding, or you just felt like making a thread" threads?

I was kiddin.Jeez.

Thanks for clearing that up.

5 minutes ago........

How did I know KMCdude was going to seriously answer the question?

last time i looked at your myspace profile

Originally posted by Cringe
How did I know KMCdude was going to seriously answer the question?

Originally posted by The True Fear
last time i looked at your myspace profile

I'm actually touching myself right now. I usually spend the first few minutes playing with it, then I just sorta stroke the top part. Then on the fourth or third minute I actually unzip my pants.

So, um, I'm not sure when it technically begins so I guess we'll just say about 5 minutes from now. Is that ok?

^^^
There is that the post you wanted?

No

Originally posted by The True Fear
last time i looked at your myspace profile


hystericalhystericalhysterical

Originally posted by The True Fear
last time i looked at your myspace profile


Yea, I'd definitely do him in the butt.

Originally posted by jerlark386
I'm actually touching myself right now. I usually spend the first few minutes playing with it, then I just sorta stroke the top part. Then on the fourth or third minute I actually unzip my pants.

So, um, I'm not sure when it technically begins so I guess we'll just say about 5 minutes from now. Is that ok?

^^^
There is that the post you wanted?


My evil twin is going to far

Originally posted by jerlark386
I'm actually touching myself right now. I usually spend the first few minutes playing with it, then I just sorta stroke the top part. Then on the fourth or third minute I actually unzip my pants.

So, um, I'm not sure when it technically begins so I guess we'll just say about 5 minutes from now. Is that ok?

^^^
There is that the post you wanted?

what

Originally posted by kmcdude
My evil twin is going to far

Originally posted by jerlark386
Yea, I'd definitely do him in the butt.
we could double team him.

You ever had a man Josh?

Well, thats why I'm your *evil* twin

Besides who can resist cringe? Hes so hot! omg!

Originally posted by The True Fear
we could double team him.


Hmmm. I don't know. Cringe is still probably a little tender from what I did to him last time.

Maybe we should wait until he posts an even gayer thread. We'll wait until hes just begging for it.

okay

Several times, today alone...

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
Several times, today alone...

You should join me and TTF, so we can do a triple team on Cringe.

OMG! is all I have to say

Originally posted by Cringe
OMG! is all I have to say


Your gunna get banged hardcore

Originally posted by Cringe
OMG! is all I have to say

Yes. Yes indeed it will be all you have to say.

Maybe you can say my name too.

Originally posted by Cringe
OMG! is all I have to say

NO, NO, no Cringe, you have to get down on your knees and take it like the lil boy u really R whip

I don't need anyone to jerk off. I just need my BF and internet porn...


christ.....

4 years ago....

And btw, its nothing wrong with asking this question, even tho i think we shouldnt discuss the issue every day like.

its none of you gat dang biness....couple nights ago

Originally posted by MysteryRidah
4 years ago....

And btw, its nothing wrong with asking this question, even tho i think we shouldnt discuss the issue every day like.



4 years ago?

Originally posted by kmcdude
Your gunna get banged hardcore
yes he is. by three men

Originally posted by The True Fear
yes he is. by three men


Well,if that aint hardcore............what is?

Originally posted by The True Fear
yes he is. by three men

Should one of us take the head or should we try a triple anal?

Originally posted by kmcdude
Well,if that aint hardcore............what is?
it is very hardcore

Originally posted by The True Fear
it is very hardcore


Any guy that can take somthing up his **** Has got kmcdudes respect ............I mean ""ouch!''

http://myspace-474.vo.llnwd.net/00232/47/43/232773474_m.jpg

Hey cringe, can I get a larger picture than this? I think I want one poster sized and another one wallet. How about some full body shots too?

Originally posted by jerlark386
Should one of us take the head or should we try a triple anal?

go for the triple anal, if that aint hardcore then i don't know what is

he will be howlin

You people over-estimate yourselves.........

Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
You people over-estimate yourselves.........

Well talk about raining on someone's parade. Speaking of parade, do you think Cringe would be up for a Golden Shower?

Originally posted by The True Fear
he will be howlin

*runs and gets his camera* smile cringe, same with u 3 photo

cheese

eek2

Originally posted by jerlark386
Well talk about raining on someone's parade. Speaking of parade, do you think Cringe would be up for a Golden Shower?


C'mon Evil twin.................That is just ****ing sick

Originally posted by Cringe
eek2

Yeah, I imagine thats what your face will look like the first time. It'll take some time, but eventually it'll be the perfect fit.

When the last time you masturbated jerlark

Me?A few hours ago!

Just today. Try to make a daily habit of it.

Me, just shortly before I made this post. For real. This thread was making me hot.

Originally posted by kmcdude
4 years ago?

I had gfs back then, and now i am married. Why do i need to abuse myself when i have pu**y and had it right in front of me?

No need for all the alone business, if you have company. That type of stuff is for people who are alone, i'm not alone, so i have no reason to do it. And besides, it makes me tired haha, so thats another reason why i had to stop.

So are you telling me that married people dont masturbate?Thats weird.

Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I had gfs back then, and now i am married. Why do i need to abuse myself when i have pu**y and had it right in front of me?

No need for all the alone business, if you have company. That type of stuff is for people who are alone, i'm not alone, so i have no reason to do it. And besides, it makes me tired haha, so thats another reason why i had to stop.

The words a fat kid sitting at home talking to a bunch of people on a computer

Originally posted by Cringe


The words a fat kid sitting at home talking to a bunch of people on a computer

Originally posted by Cringe
So are you telling me that married people dont masturbate?Thats weird.

I'm saying they shouldnt. Whats the point? Just have sex and be happy.

Hey Cringe, lets get married.

Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I'm saying they shouldnt. Whats the point? Just have sex and be happy.


I am 20 man...........Not 13, people that are married DO NOT bang all the time.........TRUST ME,I drink with married guy's at the pub

I know.I think masturbating would come in handing if you didnt have you wife on a key chain anxioulsy waiting and keeping her legs open for you.

Originally posted by Cringe
I know.I think masturbating would come in handing if you didnt have you wife on a key chain anxioulsy waiting and keeping her legs open for you.

EXACTLY

Originally posted by jerlark386
Hey Cringe, lets get married.

Why wait

Originally posted by Cringe
Why wait

Good point.

Thats why I love you Cringe, you always come back for more.

lastnight

?

?

I was answering the question of the thread

oh

Half an hour ago

o.O

whoa! We got a female in here! This place was starting to turn into a sausage-fest. And Cringe was starting hit on me. Really creepy.

Can you females really masterbate just by squeezing your legs? Must be a real convience.

Originally posted by jerlark386
whoa! We got a female in here! This place was starting to turn into a sausage-fest. And Cringe was starting hit on me. Really creepy.

Can you females really masterbate just by squeezing your legs? Must be a real convience.
Ummmm havent tried that , don't want to

Originally posted by jerlark386
And Cringe was starting hit on me. Really creepy.



Wow it amazes me how many responses this thread has gotten in one night

I agree

Originally posted by Wolflet
Ummmm havent tried that , don't want to

Why not?

an hour ago

isn't this kinda gay, not that i have a problem with gays

Originally posted by liam k
isn't this kinda gay, not that i have a problem with gays
:/ what is? masturbation? its pratically normal and safe.

Originally posted by Cringe
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Just tell the time.Dont get to detailed or the thread will be closed
Why in the hell would you want to know?

Originally posted by DarkC
Why in the hell would you want to know?

I guess he had one hand on the keyboard, looked at the other shit in the off topic forum and thought 'why not?".

Yeah, that's pretty disturbing.

do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?



the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)

Originally posted by BakaXero
do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?



the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)




Cheppelle is brilliant!

I definitely have to try that now.

eek

Originally posted by jerlark386


Cheppelle is brilliant!

I definitely have to try that now.

It's Chappelle...and he's good.........

Originally posted by Cringe


Wow it amazes me how many responses this thread has gotten in one night

Yea. Its an fcking overnight sensation. Were you jerking when you made this thread? Does KMC get you all hot and bothered?


Hey, you still have'nt posted that picture of yourself yet.

Originally posted by Cringe
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Just tell the time.Dont get to detailed or the thread will be closed

Saturday

Monday

Originally posted by liam k
isn't this kinda gay, not that i have a problem with gays
thats kind of an ignorant post

Originally posted by Cringe


Wow it amazes me how many responses this thread has gotten in one night
lol 5 pages overnight...not bad for Lex Luther

Originally posted by jerlark386


Can you females really masterbate just by squeezing your legs? Must be a real convience.

I think so...mixed with other things

Originally posted by liam k
isn't this kinda gay, not that i have a problem with gays

It's probably just for geeks, losers and people that can't get laid

Originally posted by BakaXero
do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?



the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)

thats gotta be worth a go...

and as for the last time i wanked; 15 minutes ago

.............3 days ago.

Originally posted by DarkC
Why in the hell would you want to know?

Yeah like i'm sitting here with a pad and a pen writing all your's guy's shit down

Originally posted by BakaXero
do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?



the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)

How can you move your had when it's numb?It kind of hurts


Originally posted by jerlark386
Hey, you still have'nt posted that picture of yourself yet.

There is already a picture of me in this thread somewhere

Originally posted by *Natalie~Luver*
It's probably just for geeks, losers and people that can't get laid
well if you perfer to have a child, aids, std's thats your life unlike some others who take it seriously before having sex

wow! You guys are like the hardcore masturbaters. I feel like I'm standing in the shadow of greatness here.

lol

right now scared

Week ago I think maybe no I can't remember mite have been last night my mind is fried wait and ask tomorrow.

Originally posted by BakaXero
do you sit on your hand untill its numb and then masterbate? so its like a stranger?
do you give yourself a stranger?



the ideas you get from the chepelle show. (cant spell his name)
....what?

I know what he is saying but I can't explain it.

Originally posted by jerlark386
wow! You guys are like the hardcore masturbaters. I feel like I'm standing in the shadow of greatness here.

Shadow of greatness my ass. Oh wow that sounds cool.

Sorry wankers - but this breaks the PG-13 rules!