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This is obvious. The Jawa obviously overkills the Trio.

Wow, overkill. The trio wouldn't last one "Ootenie."

Sorgo, you may have gone too far. A single jawa versus only three Sith lords? Surely you're needing sleep, man!

Throw in the ancient Sith empire.

True indeed. I could send the SJC after these MOFOS!

Short Jewish Carpenter?

Originally posted by Deus Ex
Short Jewish Carpenter?

Separatist Jawa Confederation.

Ouch.

Originally posted by Deus Ex
Ouch.


Hey, leave it alone!

I just was imagining the level of pwnage. No witnesses for sure.

I say throw in the entire SWU, DCU, MU, and DBZU against a single Jawa and watch the carnage.

watch out u jawa lovers the wookies are coming

Originally posted by Illustrious
I say throw in the entire SWU, DCU, MU, and DBZU against a single Jawa and watch the carnage.

SW universe, DC universe, Marvel Universe, Dragon Ballz Universe?

No. Survivors.

Nobody likes the cheap imitation of the life here on earth known as apes.

Everybody loves a midget, though!

The only human conception strong enough to defeat a jawa is R2.

Jawa defeats them all... they rule!!

Originally posted by Great Vengeance
The only human conception strong enough to defeat a jawa is R2.

Um.... Artoo is strong, but he is unable to defeat the might of even a single Jawa that is of the Order.


These Jawa's are the most powerful entity that ever crossed us. EVER!

we'll see

I think the coolest thing that they ever did was pretend to be dead in Ep. 4 and be burnt (they are so tough) so that the courses of the OT would take place. Each Jawa has the wisdom of Yoda athousand fold.

Meh, the Jawa would see them coming using stolen Macrobinoculars, steal a speeder, run to their sandcrawler, steal a few battle droids to slow the sith lords down (not much), and then drive up to the Sith. Then this wonderful turn of events would happen:

Sidious: Where the hell did that Jawa go?
Dooku: I'm getting two old for this...
Revan: Maybe he's under this wierd tracked sand dune...wait a minute...
R+S+D: WIERD TRACKED SAND DUNE!?
*chug chug chug chug splat*

Pent

Originally posted by Sorgo
Um.... Artoo is strong, but he is unable to defeat the might of even a single Jawa that is of the Order.


These Jawa's are the most powerful entity that ever crossed us. EVER!

I must correct you, my fellow Grandmaster. History recap. . .

"The Jawa Order was birthed alongside the New Universe after the 'Celestial Egg' of the Old Lands nearly exploded outward. The chaotic energies from within this 'Egg' were scattered, and floated, sperated, throughout the universe.

It is then that, from the throne of Le Astromachia, the great Lord Artoo, last of his kind, entered this galaxy. Pursued by the Dark Lord Threepio, he was forced to retreat. But no, not without a fight. The parts of trillions who had fallen to his yet unrivaled magicks still float in the lost passages of time and space.

Upon reaching our universe, Artoo sensed a powerful presence within the vicinity. Encountering the mystical energies of the 'Egg', the Lord absorbed them into him, and with a single mechanical inhale, his power was restored, and amplified a thousand-fold. Over the next several millenia, the great Astromech collected the rest of this celestial energy, and used them to his own needs.

After absorbing energies in a yet unknown quantity, he set out for revenge. Tens of thousands of years passed, and on the day that 100,000 years ago he came, the Lord's first specimen set foot on the planet Tatooine, a lush place, with a crust of unimaginable worth in minerals and resources. Within the year, millions, billions of the new species were created, following in the footsteps of their great ancestor. Artoo gifted them with incredible power. They were the peak of evolution, the spawn of countless millenie of work. They were perfect. So the Lord left them be, setting off to find more of this 'dust', if any yet existed.

Over the next million years, the species reached its peak. After centuries of warfare and combat, the supreme beings, known as 'Jawas', found a leader. Emerging from the ranks of the greatest warriors of any time, the new lord Zheng united the nations, and created the most powerful empire knwn to any being. Calling himself Qin Shi Huangdi, First Emperor of Jawachia, he was truly an unstoppable force.

And as time passed, the descendants of this great Lord grew in power and knowledge. After a hundred generations, a new leader rose. Janus, the Gatekeeper, was known for his amazing foresight and wisdom, as well as his mystical 'Pwn3ge' abilities. Under his rule, the Jawas became more powerful than ever before. Using Janus' secret powers, the Jawas were led from victory to victory until they had truly conquered the galaxy.

But their victories were short-lived. After millions of years, the Dark Lord Threepio had finally recovered from the wounds inflicted by the Wrath of Artoo. It was his turn for revenge. Using his disgustful Ewok hordes, the Golden King drove back the Jawas with sheer numbers. Defeat seemed imminent for the Jawas. Although they did their best, and felled countless Ewoks across the galaxy, they were being overwhelmed by the furballs' superior numbers. But then to the rescue came the two most powerful warlords in the galaxy, their only rivals being eachother and the Lord Janus.

Faunus the Mace and Sorgo the Cruel, using variants of the thought secret 'Pwn3ge' powers, rallied together, and allied with Janus, the Deus Ex, they crushed the Ewoks once and for all. And as Threepio himself stood in wonder at these behemoths of power, his greatest enemy came forth. Artoo, Lord of the Jawas, stromed to the battlefront. WIth each successive attack, planets full of Ewoks flashed, and their lowly in habitants disappeared in a blast of lighjt and energy. With his powers, which had evolved beyond even their former glory, grew into infinity, and with them, he struck down the Dark Lord Threepio, bringing peace to the galaxy."

- The Holy Arble, Chapter 1: The Jawas Begin

And now I would infer that the Jawas are more powerful again, I mean, the Jawas treated the Ewoks god like a piece of trash. Interesting story.

Pardon my ass, but that Jawa is f*cked.

Tsk. Thou hath much to learn, young one.

Also, WTF is up with Ush stopping nekkid padme but not this? Methinks the NJO is scoring vital converts...

*Waves hand* You didn't see this thread.

Darth Clumsy comes in and kills j00 all! Mwahahahahahah!

Originally posted by Deus Ex
*Waves hand* You didn't see this thread.

"Blast You! I am not weak minded! I-...didn't ...see... this ...thread...



...




Hey guys, what's going on?

Originally posted by Darth Faunus
I must correct you, my fellow Grandmaster. History recap. . .

"The Jawa Order was birthed alongside the New Universe after the 'Celestial Egg' of the Old Lands nearly exploded outward. The chaotic energies from within this 'Egg' were scattered, and floated, sperated, throughout the universe.

It is then that, from the throne of Le Astromachia, the great Lord Artoo, last of his kind, entered this galaxy. Pursued by the Dark Lord Threepio, he was forced to retreat. But no, not without a fight. The parts of trillions who had fallen to his yet unrivaled magicks still float in the lost passages of time and space.

Upon reaching our universe, Artoo sensed a powerful presence within the vicinity. Encountering the mystical energies of the 'Egg', the Lord absorbed them into him, and with a single mechanical inhale, his power was restored, and amplified a thousand-fold. Over the next several millenia, the great Astromech collected the rest of this celestial energy, and used them to his own needs.

After absorbing energies in a yet unknown quantity, he set out for revenge. Tens of thousands of years passed, and on the day that 100,000 years ago he came, the Lord's first specimen set foot on the planet Tatooine, a lush place, with a crust of unimaginable worth in minerals and resources. Within the year, millions, billions of the new species were created, following in the footsteps of their great ancestor. Artoo gifted them with incredible power. They were the peak of evolution, the spawn of countless millenie of work. They were perfect. So the Lord left them be, setting off to find more of this 'dust', if any yet existed.

Over the next million years, the species reached its peak. After centuries of warfare and combat, the supreme beings, known as 'Jawas', found a leader. Emerging from the ranks of the greatest warriors of any time, the new lord Zheng united the nations, and created the most powerful empire knwn to any being. Calling himself Qin Shi Huangdi, First Emperor of Jawachia, he was truly an unstoppable force.

And as time passed, the descendants of this great Lord grew in power and knowledge. After a hundred generations, a new leader rose. Great Vengeance , the Gatekeeper, was known for his amazing foresight and wisdom, as well as his mystical 'Pwn3ge' abilities. Under his rule, the Jawas became more powerful than ever before. Using Great Vengeances' secret powers, the Jawas were led from victory to victory until they had truly conquered the galaxy.

But their victories were short-lived. After millions of years, the Dark Lord Threepio had finally recovered from the wounds inflicted by the Wrath of Artoo. It was his turn for revenge. Using his disgustful Ewok hordes, the Golden King drove back the Jawas with sheer numbers. Defeat seemed imminent for the Jawas. Although they did their best, and felled countless Ewoks across the galaxy, they were being overwhelmed by the furballs' superior numbers. But then to the rescue came the two most powerful warlords in the galaxy, their only rivals being eachother and the Lord Great Vengeance.

Faunus the Mace and Sorgo the Cruel, using variants of the thought secret 'Pwn3ge' powers, rallied together, and allied with Great Vengeance, the Senior Member, they crushed the Ewoks once and for all. And as Threepio himself stood in wonder at these behemoths of power, his greatest enemy came forth. Artoo, Lord of the Jawas, stromed to the battlefront. WIth each successive attack, planets full of Ewoks flashed, and their lowly in habitants disappeared in a blast of lighjt and energy. With his powers, which had evolved beyond even their former glory, grew into infinity, and with them, he struck down the Dark Lord Threepio, bringing peace to the galaxy."

- The Holy Arble, Chapter 1: The Jawas Begin

Precisely

kind of off topic, but does anyone have episode 6 of the clone wars downloaded, cuz I had an idea and needed to see a copy of it.

guys this is overkill. The jawa can kill the sith in like 1.5 seconds. If we add in every single thing known to man other than another jawa or nekked padme or artoo and pit it against the jawa then we have a fight. That fighting jawa goes by an old and powerful name: Janus.

Remember the white rabbit in "Monty Python's The Holy Grail?"

Jawas are the same thing.

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Originally posted by Darth Faunus
I must correct you, my fellow Grandmaster. History recap. . .

"The Jawa Order was birthed alongside the New Universe after the 'Celestial Egg' of the Old Lands nearly exploded outward. The chaotic energies from within this 'Egg' were scattered, and floated, sperated, throughout the universe.

It is then that, from the throne of Le Astromachia, the great Lord Artoo, last of his kind, entered this galaxy. Pursued by the Dark Lord Threepio, he was forced to retreat. But no, not without a fight. The parts of trillions who had fallen to his yet unrivaled magicks still float in the lost passages of time and space.

Upon reaching our universe, Artoo sensed a powerful presence within the vicinity. Encountering the mystical energies of the 'Egg', the Lord absorbed them into him, and with a single mechanical inhale, his power was restored, and amplified a thousand-fold. Over the next several millenia, the great Astromech collected the rest of this celestial energy, and used them to his own needs.

After absorbing energies in a yet unknown quantity, he set out for revenge. Tens of thousands of years passed, and on the day that 100,000 years ago he came, the Lord's first specimen set foot on the planet Tatooine, a lush place, with a crust of unimaginable worth in minerals and resources. Within the year, millions, billions of the new species were created, following in the footsteps of their great ancestor. Artoo gifted them with incredible power. They were the peak of evolution, the spawn of countless millenie of work. They were perfect. So the Lord left them be, setting off to find more of this 'dust', if any yet existed.

Over the next million years, the species reached its peak. After centuries of warfare and combat, the supreme beings, known as 'Jawas', found a leader. Emerging from the ranks of the greatest warriors of any time, the new lord Zheng united the nations, and created the most powerful empire knwn to any being. Calling himself Qin Shi Huangdi, First Emperor of Jawachia, he was truly an unstoppable force.

And as time passed, the descendants of this great Lord grew in power and knowledge. After a hundred generations, a new leader rose. Janus, the Gatekeeper, was known for his amazing foresight and wisdom, as well as his mystical 'Pwn3ge' abilities. Under his rule, the Jawas became more powerful than ever before. Using Janus' secret powers, the Jawas were led from victory to victory until they had truly conquered the galaxy.

But their victories were short-lived. After millions of years, the Dark Lord Threepio had finally recovered from the wounds inflicted by the Wrath of Artoo. It was his turn for revenge. Using his disgustful Ewok hordes, the Golden King drove back the Jawas with sheer numbers. Defeat seemed imminent for the Jawas. Although they did their best, and felled countless Ewoks across the galaxy, they were being overwhelmed by the furballs' superior numbers. But then to the rescue came the two most powerful warlords in the galaxy, their only rivals being eachother and the Lord Janus.

Faunus the Mace and Sorgo the Cruel, using variants of the thought secret 'Pwn3ge' powers, rallied together, and allied with Janus, the Deus Ex, they crushed the Ewoks once and for all. And as Threepio himself stood in wonder at these behemoths of power, his greatest enemy came forth. Artoo, Lord of the Jawas, stromed to the battlefront. WIth each successive attack, planets full of Ewoks flashed, and their lowly in habitants disappeared in a blast of lighjt and energy. With his powers, which had evolved beyond even their former glory, grew into infinity, and with them, he struck down the Dark Lord Threepio, bringing peace to the galaxy."

- The Holy Arble, Chapter 1: The Jawas Begin


Um, didn't you read Revelations: The rise of the Ooteenie Prophecy? Artoo's legend died long before the Arble Chapters even exsisted. Besides, A Jawa named "Arto" is what's inside Artoo's shell, so Arto was the Ultimate Jawa before the Rival Jawa from the Traditional Order destroyed him. His name was Typo. Typo rebuilt the sacred Ooteenie Prophecy and claimed his armies and command centrals. He dominated the Galaxy for a long period of time before the Super Ninja Jawa clan entered the Galaxy, lead by Faunus the Wise, who nearly claimed victory over the ancient army before another powerful Jawa leading entity entered the picture. That entity would be Janus the Conqueror. He took over fourty planets and nearly cpasized the Old prophecy of the Artoo legacy.

Then Faunus the Wise and Janus the Conqueror joined forces to try to bring down an ancient being of Fear and destruction....


Sorgo the Cruel. He did not care who died. He ravaged over six billion Ewoks and nearly destroyed the Galaxy with the press of a button before a thought came to his mind. He wanted to join Faunus and Janus to take over the entire Galaxy in one course of action. One basis plan. One simple swipe of their almighty hands of Blight and domination.

The New Jawa Order was formed, and the three Grandmasters were unparalell in power and unstoppable.


The Revelations had just begun....

Jawa rules! One hit kills all three sith!

Faunus the Wise

A fearless tactician and a birght Military combatant, Faunus the Wise was a brilliant strategist and a Powerful man. He had nearly completly conquered Ninjitsu and had read all there is to read on the ancient Code of Ninpo. After doing this when he was Younger, he went on to live on the Sand planet of Tatooine. He got in a fight with a Jawa and was nearly killed, but he had almost killed the Jawa as well. Realizing the small Creatures power, Faunus began to speak to him using his ultimate pwnage telepathy skillz and promised him deadly training in the Arts of the Ninja. He trained this Jawa for months and Months and soon started to gain Groups of Jawas who he trained, that trained each other, that trained each other, that traine.... Etc Etc....

He then began a plot to dominate the Galaxy and lead his Super Ninja Jawa army into the Vast regions of the Galaxy, conquering world by world.


Janus the Conqueror

An endless reign of Terror and Annihilation, Janus the Conqueror threw his ruthless army around the Galaxy like he was playing them as pawns on a Chess board. Janus begun at a very small age by stumbling apon an ancient secret: The relics and tombstone of the Esteemed and almighty Artoo. Janus tripped on Darthsith19's decaying head and his hand smashed onto the Tombstone, breaking it. He was revealed to the old and dust-ridden Astromech entity that killed so many and ruled for so long. He opened the Astromech and was again revelaed to the power of the Artoo. All of the Darkness and lost souls entered Janus' frame as he collapsed in a mass of newly gained power. He saw pools of Jawa corpses in a nearby hall. These were the servants of Artoo, and he spent half of Artoo's power to rise the infinity army of the Jawa. Janus was holding Artoo's power, and utilized it with great presicion to kill and destroy millions of Wookiees, Ewoks and other countless noobs that roamed the Galaxy.


Sorgo the Cruel

A destructive and dangerous being of pure power. Sorgo was brought up as a Sith, always being taught those of what the Sith have been teaching for a Millenia. Sorgo was one of the greatest Swordsman of his time, and he travelled to Tatooine on a Mission to destroy Typo, the fearless and akward Jawa Leader. He went there and was nearly crushed by the famous and Galaxy-owning Jawa named Typo. Sorgo proved to be the more powerful soul. He ripped Typo to shreds with his Crimson Red Saber blade and stole his mantle from him, now leading a large Order of Jawa's. He shocked Typo's corpse with Lightning, and as he did this, he saw his Sith power flowing out of his body into Typo. He thought to himself "What if I spread the power of the Sith onto this already deadly pack of Hooded demons?". He spent countless years training Jawa's in Sith lore and Sith History. He soon had an ultimate army of Super Sith Jawa's. They beared Lightsabers and blood red eyes. Plus, they wielded the Force. Sorgo was deadlier than ever, and walked the Galaxy with a sadistic plan to take over everything and anything in his sight.

Nice. Ur biographies.

KHAAAAAAAAN!

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Also, WTF is up with Ush stopping nekkid padme but not this? Methinks the NJO is scoring vital converts... Probably because it had "Nekkid Padme" in it. Ever think THAT might be the reason.

Oddly enough, no.

Originally posted by Tangible God
Probably because it had "Nekkid Padme" in it. Ever think THAT might be the reason.

He also said it was because it was a stupid thread.

I see. So any thread Ush thinks is stupid has to go?

This thread isn't stupid?

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
I see. So any thread Ush thinks is stupid has to go? No, no, that's not tr..........no...wait, that is true.

Originally posted by Sorgo
Um, didn't you read Revelations: The rise of the Ooteenie Prophecy? Artoo's legend died long before the Arble Chapters even exsisted. Besides, A Jawa named "Arto" is what's inside Artoo's shell, so Arto was the Ultimate Jawa before the Rival Jawa from the Traditional Order destroyed him. His name was Typo. Typo rebuilt the sacred Ooteenie Prophecy and claimed his armies and command centrals. He dominated the Galaxy for a long period of time before the Super Ninja Jawa clan entered the Galaxy, lead by Faunus the Wise, who nearly claimed victory over the ancient army before another powerful Jawa leading entity entered the picture. That entity would be Janus the Conqueror. He took over fourty planets and nearly cpasized the Old prophecy of the Artoo legacy.

Then Faunus the Wise and Janus the Conqueror joined forces to try to bring down an ancient being of Fear and destruction....


Sorgo the Cruel. He did not care who died. He ravaged over six billion Ewoks and nearly destroyed the Galaxy with the press of a button before a thought came to his mind. He wanted to join Faunus and Janus to take over the entire Galaxy in one course of action. One basis plan. One simple swipe of their almighty hands of Blight and domination.

The New Jawa Order was formed, and the three Grandmasters were unparalell in power and unstoppable.


The Revelations had just begun....

Well, duh! But I think you're forgetting that the Rise of the Oooteenie Prophecy was a messy translation of the original Arble's First Chapter. Verce the Dumb was responsible for that! Although admittedly most of the other information is right, you've got the sources all wrong, pal.

REVELATIONS!!1!1!!!1!!1!11!11!1

We DON'T know everything we should about the Ancient Jawas!

*Faunus the Wise sets off to the Unknown Regions in search of a forgotten past. . . *

Your pathetic Jawas cannot stand before my dark magics! Mwahahahaha!!!

Oh no he didn't! No he did not!

Brace yourself, Spawn of Threepio! And prepare to be Pwn3d!!

Oh snap!

It's on!

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Originally posted by Veneficus
Your pathetic Jawas cannot stand before my dark magics! Mwahahahaha!!!

No. They cannot stand before my dark magics you lame excuse for a dark wizzard.

Wanna see proof ? Here:



The end is Nai !

lmfao!

Lol!

Originally posted by Veneficus
Your pathetic Jawas cannot stand before my dark magics! Mwahahahaha!!!


Pfft.... The Jawa's roll up your magic and smoke it in dey pipe, biznatch!



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"Question" from System of a Down starts to play....


You praise your wee Artoo, but remember....


Artoo is just a Jawa inside of a White and blue shell.

You fools cannot begin to comprehend my power granted to me by the almighty C3PO! *insert insane laughter here*

Artoo a Jawa? Artoo spawned the Jawa. Artoo is the deity the Jawas worship, now stop being hedonistic and accept.

I do so agree.

Hear hear!

I like bacon.

Canuckian. They give themselves away!

Oh!

I'm so Canadian! That means I've got to kill someone to get three square meals a day and a barred room that's fabulously decorated, plus free college tuition!

All of it payed for by the taxpayers! YAY!

Wow. All us Americans get are paved roads and political commentary 24/7

(scoffs) You'd think I'd like Canada then, but nope. People say America's politics are f*cked beyond repair.


Why don't they come up to Ottawa then have a look around? They might change their perspective.

Pfft. Who wants to go to Ottawa?

sdgiosdgjioasdgjiopasdfijopasfjioasfiojpioj!!!!! Jawa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It pWnz0rrizes.

Originally posted by Deus Ex
Pfft. Who wants to go to Ottawa? Liberals.

Oh yeah, that's right.