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How does one join the NJO?

Represent the Jawa Order. For example, your title "Member of Jawa Order"


Or your signature: "Member of the New Jawa Order"


Or both.

Indeed, if you are a good disciple, you shall be recruited.

I could be a good ACOLYTE, but I don't know about disciple.

Originally posted by Tangible God
I could be a good APOCOLYTE, but I don't know about disciple.


Acolyte.

That's what I get for watching Apocalpyse Now too many times.

Er, Ush'll close this. He doesn't want threads like this.

So? The NJO cannot be stopped. We are nothing. We are everything. We are no-one. We are everyone. We are are nobody. We are YOU.

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Er, Ush'll close this. He doesn't want threads like this.

I smell Captain Obvious...

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
So? The NJO cannot be stopped. We are nothing. We are everything. We are no-one. We are everyone. We are are nobody. We are YOU.


You must represent in Order to become a Jawa.

Bah, give me a minute to update my bloody profile already...

Originally posted by Sorgo
I smell Captain Obvious...

Really? I smell orange juice...

Originally posted by Bespin Bart
Really? I smell orange juice...

Weird. I seem to smell fish.

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Bah, give me a minute to update my bloody profile already...

You broke the first rule already? Damn...


Rule #1: Never disrespect a Grandmaster or Master.

I thought the first rule was never mention- NM. My apologies.

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
I thought the first rule was never mention- NM. My apologies.

No, please do continue. I don't mind. Say what you were going to say. I absolutley Insist.

Let me put it this way: Ever seeen fight club?

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Let me put it this way: Ever seeen fight club?


No, do not subliminize it. Explain fully. Expand yourself, Gryn.

Eat your heart out, you sick bastard.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fight_club

So I am a Soap Salesman. I asked you to explain properly, so explain fully.

Your a soap salesman? I sell guns to third world nations. I can't explain it fully, so I provided a link that could.

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Your a soap salesman? I sell guns to third world nations. I can't explain it fully, so I provided a link that could.

Yes, you can. Damnit, don't lie!


Explain what you were going to say. I do not like what you're trying to play.

Trying to play? You mean making joke based on a movie released 5 years ago?

You were going to say something about me, so f*cking say it. Don't try to cover it up now.


Say WHAT YOU WERE GOING TO say.

Are you serious? Do you honestly think I was trying to insult you? The joke was about fight club. Tyler Durden begins the club by saying "The first rule of the club is never mention the club". My comment earlier was an allusion to this.

Oh... My apologies. I had a Negatory Assumption cross my mind.

But yeah, that isn't a rule. You can mention the Order. It's no secret. We are proud of the Jawa Nation.

...where's Ush?

OMG OMG OMG!!!! *girlish scream*

So if you want to join you just put it in your sig or something? You don't need to do anything?

Originally posted by jollyjim311
So if you want to join you just put it in your sig or something? You don't need to do anything?


You might have to. In time.

But could I join now or not is what I've been beating around the bush to say. I wouldn't want to put that I am a member without being one.

If any more threads like this are opened there will be bans. Final warning.

Closed.