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mine is retired and now lives by the seaside - but whats yours!?

Originally posted by Whurlysplat
mine is retired and now lives by the seaside - but whats yours!?

I am surprised.. I would have never expected this kind of thread from you

Mines a CEO in some campany

Your mom is a parent?

My mom is a crappy waitress in a semi-crappy restaurant.

My mom is the best human bein on the earth


me = suck up

Mines an editorial assistant for Newcastle University.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Is she hot?

No.

Mine's a person that sits on the sofa 24/7.

Originally posted by eggmayo
Mine's a person that sits on the sofa 24/7.

Is she fat?

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Is she fat?
Massively so.

my mom's a dentist and she has her own dentist practition place ( i have nice and white teeth )

Originally posted by Leo.M
my mom's a dentist and she has her own dentist practition place ( i have nice and white teeth )

Is she hot?

My mom is unemployed and watches Soap Operas all day long.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Is she hot?

depending which type of store we walk in, the casher thinks she's either my sister or gf she's 43.............. she got asked for an ID once and she was only buying cigarettes (wtf, u have to be 18 to buy them)

so i guess she is, my guy friends said they would love to date her

Can I see a pic?

Originally posted by Leo.M
depending which type of store we walk in, the casher thinks she's either my sister or gf she's 43.............. she got asked for an ID once and she was only buying cigarettes (wtf, u have to be 18 to buy them)

so i guess she is, my guy friends said they would love to date her

Did you kick their asses?

Do they lick her asses?

Did you lick their asses?

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Can I see a pic?



Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Did you kick their asses?

no, but i did when one of them gave her a MILF shirt on her b-day

Can I please see a pic o your mum?

Originally posted by Leo.M
no, but i did when one of them gave her a MILF shirt on her b-day

Thats just too far.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Thats just too far. Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Can I please see a pic o your mum?

See the irony?

Originally posted by Otaku
See the irony?

I don't actually know him or his mum. I haven't said or done aything to his mum.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
I don't actually know him or his mum. I haven't said or done aything to his mum.

I think asking for a guys mothers pic when you dont know him and talk to him for the first time is a little out of line

more homoerotic and retarded posts by Cletus

How the **** is it homoerotic?

Or retarded for that matter.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
How the **** is it homoerotic?

Retarded yes...homo-erotic?Nope...

Me thinks she's just using big words.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
Me thinks she's just using big words.

Yep.But that's what white girls named Ciara do

Ciara, idiot! not Ciare!!

Originally posted by *Natalie~Luver*
Ciara, idiot! not Ciare!!

Errmmm it said Ciara.I think someone needs to take some reading lessons...

Originally posted by Otaku
Yep.But that's what white girls named Ciara do

Hehe.

She gets bullied and takes it out on random people.

Originally posted by *Natalie~Luver*
Ciara, idiot! not Ciare!!
Carice?

wtf

And her favourite word seems to be retarded

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
She gets bullied and takes it out on random people.

No.She's the most popular girl at school,and very good looking.And she''s way more better then those less forunate!

Originally posted by eggmayo
Carice?

No she's white.And her name is Ciara.Her parents must've been ''Gangsta''

my mom is a breast cancer survivor

Originally posted by Otaku
No she's white.And her name is Ciara.Her parents must've been ''Gangsta''

Ciara is like an irish name. Of course "Ciara" is my favorite singer too BTW

you're absolutely right, I am more better than you

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
my mom is a breast cancer survivor

I used to think that if a person contracted breast cancer they would die. I didn't think it could be actually cured just held back.

Originally posted by *Natalie~Luver*
Ciara is like an irish name. Of course "Ciara" is my favorite singer too BTW

you're absolutely right, I am more better than you

Allrighty then.Could you explain me why?

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
I used to think that if a person contracted breast cancer they would die. I didn't think it could be actually cured just held back.
well hers has been gone for 3 years with no signs of it having returned

Originally posted by *Natalie~Luver*
Ciara is like an irish name. Of course "Ciara" is my favorite singer too BTW

you're absolutely right, I am more better than you

Originally posted by magic_hate_ball
well hers has been gone for 3 years with no signs of it having returned

thats good to hear