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Usually there comes a time in a girl's life where she wants to sky dive. Either she will just do one tandem jump with some hot hunk of a guy strapped to her back, who will dry hump her in mid-air, or she'll take the eight hour course and go solo, of which she'll hook up with her instructor at the end of the day. Either way, girls have a skydiving phase. I hate that!!!

F*ck sky divers!!!! I hate you!!!!

I thought you meant chicks as in the bird..

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Usually there comes a time in a girl's life where she wants to sky dive. Either she will just do one tandem jump with some hot hunk of a guy strapped to her back, who will dry hump her in mid-air, or she'll take the eight hour course and go solo, of which she'll hook up with her instructor at the end of the day. Either way, girls have a skydiving phase. I hate that!!!

F*ck sky divers!!!! I hate you!!!! good thing I wont be skydiving

why jump from a perfectly good plane, what if the shoot doesnt open....what if the back up shoot doesnt open....fuc.k what if the plane crashes!!!! shock

I thought you were talking about a new sex postion, and i came here to take notes.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
I thought you were talking about a new sex postion, and i came here to take notes.

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If the plane crashes then just jump.

Originally posted by Cletus_Kasady
If the plane crashes then just jump. how do you jump from a plane that crashed?

how do you jump from a plane that crashed?

Exactly 2 seconds before it crashes jump then run.

Originally posted by Ms Flower
good thing I wont be skydiving

why jump from a perfectly good plane, what if the shoot doesnt open....what if the back up shoot doesnt open....fuc.k what if the plane crashes!!!! shock

Seriously, skydiving goes against one of my three life rules, according to my 'don't do' list.

Number one; If you don't want to die from a skydiving accident, then don't jump out of a plane.

Number two; If you don't want to die from a bungie jumping accident, then don't bungie jump.

Number three; If you don't want to die in a flood, then don't build your house in a flood plane.

Simple rulz equal a lasting life!

not gonna skydiving. ever.


(there is one tiny possibility, but it is too tiny to be considered)

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Seriously, skydiving goes against one of my three life rules, according to my 'don't do' list.

Number one; If you don't want to die from a skydiving accident, then don't jump out of a plane.

Number two; If you don't want to die from a bungie jumping accident, then don't bungie jump.

Number three; If you don't want to die in a flood, then don't build your house in a flood plane.

Simple rulz equal a lasting life! you are wise Preston, wise beyond your years!

I have my moments.

I want to go bungie jumping but I don't want to do it from a heightlarger than 6 ft.

I'm terrified of heights and falling, I'd never go skydiving bag

TH I love that sig, I can't believe you brought it back

I am a tensy bit afraid of heights. Screw jumping out of a plane. There is a place here in Vegas that is indoors skydiving. They set you over a large fan and it keeps you in the air so you can do tricks.

Originally posted by Lana
I'm terrified of heights and falling, I'd never go skydiving bag

TH I love that sig, I can't believe you brought it back

I had to. I mean, what else was there to do?

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
I had to. I mean, what else was there to do?

Well you could always bring back Harry Potter with the bong.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I am a tensy bit afraid of heights. Screw jumping out of a plane. There is a place here in Vegas that is indoors skydiving. They set you over a large fan and it keeps you in the air so you can do tricks.

Hey Ken, have you done the Star Trek thing at that hotel?? I heard it's the bomb!

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Hey Ken, have you done the Star Trek thing at that hotel?? I heard it's the bomb!

Not yet, there's much for me to do still. I wanna go on the rides on top of the Stratosphere too.

If you move over here those will be some chapters in the Adventures of the Tired One and Kenobi-Man! Except we'll need to go find some female sidekicks. Twins maybe. droolio

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Usually there comes a time in a girl's life where she wants to sky dive. Either she will just do one tandem jump with some hot hunk of a guy strapped to her back, who will dry hump her in mid-air, or she'll take the eight hour course and go solo, of which she'll hook up with her instructor at the end of the day. Either way, girls have a skydiving phase. I hate that!!!

F*ck sky divers!!!! I hate you!!!!

Menopause.