I Smell Of B.O.

I really should wash.

Or at least use Deodorant.

😬

I think I just killed a spider. It's gasping for air.

freaking PSYCHO

well, at least he knows he smells. some bastards stink and they aren't even aware of it. good for you, cletus! that's the first step towards not smelling like an armpit. the next is to get thee to a mutha fooking shower!

I've had my shower!

and you still smell? you should seek help. i once had a friend who had chronic b.o. he had to take pills for it. but the pills made him fat, so...yeah. good luck with your stench.

No. I just got rid of it. Because I just had a shower.

well, congratulations!!! it's time for a ticker-tape parade through time's square in your honour!!! go cletus!!!

Cletus??? Who's Cletus?

indeed...who IS cletus? huh? 😑

BO fumes getting to your head.

i know. i could smell ya through my computer. that's some serious fooking b.o.

It's good I don't have any.

anymore.

I never did. It was all an elaborate plan.

I've actually conned you out of your credit card number.

This clitus sounds like an idiot.

clitus? that's an even cooler name. sounds like a porn star.