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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

I felt the need to let that out.
Always time for a good shout.

This is a thread where words sound the same.
Only typing stuff that rhymes is the name of the game.
Anything else is off topic and not allowed.
Don't act funny, I know that all of you are endowed
with the ability to rhyme inside this thread of mine.
So please have fun while following the rules ALL OF THE TIME.

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!

I felt the need to let that out.
Always time for a good shout.

This is a thread where words sound the same.
Only typing stuff that rhymes is the name of the game.
Anything else is off topic and not allowed.
Don't act funny, I know that all of you are endowed
with the ability to rhyme inside this thread of mine.
So please have fun while following the rules ALL OF THE TIME.

Thanks for the cool thread,
if it was not for you my rhymes would be dead,
my song today is a sad song,
about a thread that was but now is gone,
If u know me u will no the song,
of a guy who's thread got closed and is about to rip a bong...

Originally posted by kmcdude
Thanks for the cool thread,
if it was not for you my rhymes would be dead,
my song today is a sad song,
about a thread that was but now is gone,
If u know me u will no the song,
of a guy who's thread got closed and is about to rip a bong...

Your thread I know of very well now.
It was closed and another opened and I'm like wow.
Never seen a thread build up so fast.
God, I'm jealous. Hope mines last.
If not wouldn't be suprised. Happens all the time.
But I still haven't gave up. I think I've lost my mind.
Anyway, whatever. Like I said I'm tired
of the same routine, could things get more dire.
Probably could, can't think of anything now.
Gonna sleep in tomorrow, no classes, for hours and hours.

Is it comprehensible.....

Registered: Jun 2005
Location: The land down under
The official kmc off topic song(feat members)

This is a song I sing when posting,
on kmc and I ain't joking,
Half the time...ofcourse KMCDUDES smoking,
Going to horror movies forum at night,
I see BACKFIRE modding the night ,
I go on off topic to have a laugh,
and I see TIRED HIKER being Crass ,
LIL BITCHINESS closes the dumb threads,
closing them so funny even I laugh at them
I go in my thread that is now gone**music goes sad**
I remember talking to COLDFIRE all afternoon long**music happy again**
MYSTERIO69 I talk to every now and again,
LANA a smart girl,who is now a mod,
and RAZ who of course is just ****ing God,
A lot has happened in the past months,people being banned,SLIPKNOT using his welcome up ,SPELL JAMMER is gone for good I must say, a lot dont care,cause they thought he was Gay SILVER TEARS doesn't like me that much,but I had to mention her cause she fills kmc with love,FALLEN JEDI'S face is enough to make a mans brain go all over the place,but dont talk to her mean......or ROGUE JEDI may punch you in the face STORM is nice and adds some spice,she could ban u unban u then ban u twice

Thats the end of the 2005 OFF TOPIC SONG,
next time you post learn the words and sing along.

That's a lot.
Compete now, I'm not.

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Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Your thread I know of very well now.
It was closed and another opened and I'm like wow.
Never seen a thread build up so fast.
God, I'm jealous. Hope mines last.
If not wouldn't be suprised. Happens all the time.
But I still haven't gave up. I think I've lost my mind.
Anyway, whatever. Like I said I'm tired
of the same routine, could things get more dire.
Probably could, can't think of anything now.
Gonna sleep in tomorrow, no classes, for hours and hours.

My thread is the shit,
everyone knows it,
but I am the secret to making your threads live,
I have a gift I give to some,
and powerfulone your time has come,

Well I would like to think that I'm the key
to how successible any of my threads could be.
But I guess I'm not.
I mean oh my god "this thread is doing hot".
Yeah right, no, just kidding, fooling around.
This thread is bombing faster than the Titantic went down....

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Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Well I would like to think that I'm the key
to how successible any of my threads could be.
But I guess I'm not.
I mean oh my god "this thread is doing hot".
Yeah right, no, just kidding, fooling around.
This thread is bombing faster than the Titantic went down....

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Let's get of that topic now ,
and kick it with a KMCDUDE sound,
U know that I'm the king,
Every satarday night I get drunk and sing,
A lot of people dont post in this thread,
cause they dont have the skill to....oh damn

That's sure to get people to participate here.
Let's say some more things that they don't want to hear.
Well how about let's not. Can't take the risk.
Took a big enough one when I started this.
Well unless someone posts fairly quickly after this.
I am leaving for the night. Got shows to watch I don't want to miss.

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Wow tonight I just can't seem to rhyme,
It seems to take up so much of my time,
The words they just don't seem to flow,
I try so hard but they come so slow

haha I really suck tonight

Originally posted by Coldfire
Wow tonight I just can't seem to rhyme,
It seems to take up so much of my time,
The words they just don't seem to flow,c
I try so hard but they come so slow

haha I really suck tonight

It has been fun,but I gotta go,
even a ''star'' like KMCDUDE has a life you know,
I will be back to see you all again,
it could be a bit later,it could be a day.

Originally posted by kmcdude
It has been fun,but I gotta go,
even a ''star'' like KMCDUDE has a life you know,
I will be back to see you all again,
it could be a bit later,it could be a day.
Well I'll see you soon mon ami,
We'll all miss you here you'll see,
Tomorrow is another day,
Hope you stay happy in every way

These rhymes are insane,
There is nothing to gain
By smoking pot
Straight to your brain!

I indeed did sleep in
my class starts at seven
i'll leave in about half an hour
god, my class lasts more than 2 hours.

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I know how you feel
because my school is the deal.
I go every day
but wish I could stay away

but that is life.....

Right now I'm kinda thinking
that i'd rather be back in high school.
College gets all the hype
but high school work compared to college's rule.

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I will not argue with you there
To try and take on collage I would not dare
I am a good student
My school work is prudent

but it still boring....

So was I a good student in high school
But here I am in college losing my cool.
Graduated from high school with civics , honors and others.
Now I am failing a class, and planning to withdraw from others.
This is not what I expected, it's a smack in the face.
Got me questioning if If from college I'll graduate.

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Kmcdude is home from work,
Just had a quick ''jerk'',
Now my girlfriend his driving me beserk,
for looking at porn again,
It's not my fault for 3 months I haven't been laid.

Whoa, ok, how old are you?
Judging by your post a check is do.
Thought you were much younger, guess I was mistaken.
With all of the types of threads you make and so called "rules" ya breakin.
So what kind of job do you have.
Is it good? Is it bad?
Not looking forward to what I have to do.
Tomorrow at 5:30, I got a paper due.

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Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Whoa, ok, how old are you?
Judging by your post a check is do.
Thought you were much younger, guess I was mistaken.
With all of the types of threads you make and so called "rules" ya breakin.
So what kind of job do you have.
Is it good? Is it bad?
Not looking forward to what I have to do.
Tomorrow at 5:30, I got a paper due.

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My job is spraypainting stuff.
To be honest,I have had enough,.
Looking for another job,
Trying to get in a mafia mob,
They think I am young,
By the post's I have done,
But I am high no matta what...when It's all said and done.

When you say high, could you elaborate.
You say even though they think you're young, your high anyway.
Is this height wise, age wise or something totally different.
Plus the smiley at the end sure gots me thinking.

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Originally posted by powerfulone1987
When you say high, could you elaborate.
You say even though they think you're young, your high anyway.
Is this height wise, age wise or something totally different.
Plus the smiley at the end sure gots me thinking.

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Kmcdude smokes the green stuff,
Right now I'm ****ing taking a puff,
You think I'm joking? smell the reefer,
But if u get to high....I'm gonna have to leave ya

Nah, I think i'll pass.
Tried it twice, might as well been smoking grass.
As in grass, I mean the green stuff on the ground at your feet.
It did nothing for me at all, let me repeat.
It did nothing whatsoever. I don't get the big hype.
Just made me cough til I felt like I had to puke
And that feeling just aint right.
Stood in the rain coughing miserably.
Did a bong did a blunt, no it's not for me.
I wish I never did it. Even though I wanted to try it.
The good thing is, I didn't have to buy it.
Yup, no mo reefa, marijuana, mari-g-uana, blunt, bong, mary-jane in my life.
Before it and after it I was and am doing alright.

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Nah, I think i'll pass.
Tried it twice, might as well been smoking grass.
As in grass, I mean the green stuff on the ground at your feet.
It did nothing for me at all, let me repeat.
It did nothing whatsoever. I don't get the big hype.
Just made me cough til I felt like I had to puke
And that feeling just aint right.
Stood in the rain coughing miserably.
Did a bong did a blunt, no it's not for me.
I wish I never did it. Even though I wanted to try it.
The good thing is, I didn't have to buy it.
Yup, no mo reefa, marijuana, mari-g-uana, blunt, bong, mary-jane in my life.
Before it and after it I was and am doing alright.

You say it nothing for you,
I see what it is,
You must of got dealed some pretty bad shit,
I giggle,and sleep,
Every time I smoke the green,
When I drink..I can get mean,
but when I'm high....I'm as nice as can be

Well I haven't seriously drank yet, though I plan too.
When the opportunity comes along that's what I plan to do.
I don't understand why you can choose to smoke at 18
but wait until 21 to drink, to me that's obscene.
Just a sip here and there and maybe one or two cans of beer.
Yup that's all i've had in my entire life.
You could say I'm almost pure, my body's still alright.
But I believe if you drink intelligently and know when to stop
then it can be okay and it does prevent blood clots.
Plus you can't ignore what they say about a glass of wine a day.
They say it's a good thing so i guess that means drink away.

You are still young that is you,
you still have a lot of drinking to do,
I have slowed down from when I was 18,
I were just sick of going to work and throwing up on the machine

Ha, that's funny. Sadly for me.
it's 3:21am and I have failed to see
that I should have done my paper instead of wasting time.
Who knows how long i'll be up typing line after line.
I guess i'll go do that now and see how it all turns out.
Wish me luck, hope I that I finish, and now I'm out.

Originally posted by powerfulone1987
Ha, that's funny. Sadly for me.
it's 3:21am and I have failed to see
that I should have done my paper instead of wasting time.
Who knows how long i'll be up typing line after line.
I guess i'll go do that now and see how it all turns out.
Wish me luck, hope I that I finish, and now I'm out.

I wish you luck on your paper,
but if u do fail it...I cant save ya,
For KMCDUDE is quite no one you see,
He is just a blur of words on your screen,
but he is real he does exist,
in the KMC forums and the world beneath,
But now I say I will see you again,
So remember KMCDUDES words andd have a nice day

As crazy as it seems, I just finished the alterations to my paper.
Off to bed now, i'll get up much later.
Hope I get enough sleep, not able to sleep in.
Got to get up early so I can make it when my class begins.
Goodnight to all, go to sleep.
I know I am, count them sheep.

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Off to class soon, just wanted to check in
I'll tell you when I get back, how my day has been.
Don't expect anything positive from my day.
I don't anymore, it's school, so what the hey.
Something that ya got to do,
well actually you don't, cause you could be done after highschool
I chose to go on, wish i didn't have to
but that's what you go to do to be successful, at least I do.

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Well from now on hopefully, i'll be busting them books.
Gotta buckle down and study, after all I can't just depend on my looks.
May affect my online time, may not, right now I do not know.
We'll see after this new me goes into effect, college blows.
I still have the possibility of passing this class with a "A".
Whoa can you believe that. Hopefully it ends up that way.
So I'll start my new routine hopefully tonight.
I still can't miss my shows, that wouldn't be right.
So I'll study around them, study hard I'll try.
Cut the tv off when my shows are gone, I'll do it, I won't cry.
I should be studying right now, not typing this note.
After all I am skipping my Eng. class, which wont affect anything I hope.
So after a little KMC browsing, you know what I'm off to do.
Off to hit the books, so next time in class I'll have a clue.

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Kmcdude has a cold and took the day off,
Which means my boss will be ticked off and may tell me to get lost,
But I hate the place anyway,I need a change,
I get sick of everyone saying act your age,
I am all rhymed out today it must be the cold,
Or it could be cause I'm running around naked in a blindfold

No wonder you're sick. put some clothes on boy.
Your body is your temple, not some child hood toy.
Not to be played with, don't play with yourself.
Put some clothes on, take care of your health.

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