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I'm giving free Mooseback rides to the first 5000 KMC members who PM me...

It's just my way of saying...hey...


I'm back.

hey hey

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm giving free Mooseback rides to the first 5000 KMC members who PM me...

It's just my way of saying...hey...


I'm back.

Long time no see...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes, I've been gone longer that it takes to make most instant rices, I know....I couldn't help it though....




I couldn't find my pants

My microwave has broken

So is this a return going to be a short one, or longer?

Originally posted by Kharhmah


Special K.....

Actually, I'm going to annoint you....Sexy K droolio

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes, I've been gone longer that it takes to make most instant rices, I know....I couldn't help it though....




I couldn't find my pants with or without instructions?

Originally posted by justjakk
with or without instructions?

On the rice?


Or finding and putting on the pants?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Special K.....

Actually, I'm going to annoint you....Sexy K droolio
Hey there Scotteh. droolio

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm giving free Mooseback rides to the first 5000 KMC members who PM me...

It's just my way of saying...hey...


I'm back. welcome back Scott

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
On the rice?


Or finding and putting on the pants? was gonna say rice, but it usually takes you a little time to put your pants on.......









where ya been dude?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Special K.....

Actually, I'm going to annoint you....Sexy K droolio Can I be....Sexeh P? shifty

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Can I be....Sexeh P? shifty cant upgrade ya cause puddin pop has allways been the most sexeh ever.

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Hey there Scotteh. droolio

Ma'am, you shore are a sight for sore eyes....or rather...your avatar and name are...and your words....and well, of course your mere presence.....


I'm babbling.....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ma'am, you shore are a sight for sore eyes....or rather...your avatar and name are...and your words....and well, of course your mere presence.....


I'm babbling..... yeah yeah...same ol' scott lol

Originally posted by justjakk
was gonna say rice, but it usually takes you a little time to put your pants on.......









where ya been dude?




That's granted I can find them, of course.

Uhh...well, kind of a long story....but if you hear ANY rumours about me being help prisoner in a Turkish jail....

Believe it.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Can I be....Sexeh P? shifty

You can be Sexy PP...


Or....maybe not.




Sexy P is cool.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
That's granted I can find them, of course.

Uhh...well, kind of a long story....but if you hear ANY rumours about me being help prisoner in a Turkish jail....

Believe it. "repeats last post made by Justjakk"
















dont tell me that was you giving the guards lap dances

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
You can be Sexy PP...


Or....maybe not.




Sexy P is cool. lol You sir, can call me what ever you want.

Originally posted by justjakk
"repeats last post made by Justjakk"
















dont tell me that was you giving the guards lap dances

Hey fukkr, I said I was in a Turkish prison, I didn't say I was gay!



I gotta roll guys, I'll be back tomorrow.

Ciao.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
lol You sir, can call me what ever you want.

Ohhhkay.....'whatever you want'.....

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Hey fukkr, I said I was in a Turkish prison, I didn't say I was gay!



I gotta roll guys, I'll be back tomorrow.

Ciao. lol cya scott

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm sorry to hear that.....have you seen anyone to help you get over the shock?

Well, the last exodus was not my choice. Unforeseen events dictated that I had to be away for a while. As for now...well, I just got myself sorta, back in the saddle (no mooseriding pun intended) and I came back late this afternoon to check on things here. I hope to stay for a while.
I'm scared... I've never seen my Microwave in this shape...

Hope you do stay for a good while... You bring a lot less crap to the forums than most.

Never mind Sexeh P is fine.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm giving free Mooseback rides to the first 5000 KMC members who PM me...

It's just my way of saying...hey...


I'm back. wave


hello.

bonjourno scott

youre back!!! again....is this like a Phil Jackson come back or more like Michael Jordan come back?

You're back?

I had no idea you left!

Welcome back, d00d

Originally posted by Clovie
wave


hello.

Ahh....Clover.

You're to KMC what the sun is like to earth....a constant shining light.

Good to see you hon.

Originally posted by silver_tears
bonjourno scott

'Ello Irene, how are you?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
youre back!!! again....is this like a Phil Jackson come back or more like Michael Jordan come back?


Hmm...more like....the cat came back.

Except not the very next day.

More like a month later.

Originally posted by Raz
You're back?

I had no idea you left!

Hey! Thanks for noticing big guy! I'm touched.


Now...who the HELL are you?

Originally posted by Spearhead
Welcome back, d00d

Shpank you very much.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm giving free Mooseback rides to the first 5000 KMC members who PM me...

It's just my way of saying...hey...


I'm back.

Yay I get to go bareback with moosey...

Originally posted by Baylin
Yay I get to go bareback with moosey...


Ohhh.....shiiiiit.....


I should have been more clear....

Originally posted by Baylin
Yay I get to go bareback with moosey...

baylon why the hell do you have to be so homo all the time, yeah we all accept that moose is a fricking sexy moose totem but you take it too far!

Originally posted by TigerLover
baylon why the hell do you have to be so homo all the time, yeah we all accept that moose is a fricking sexy moose totem but you take it too far!

hysterical

Mama always said, "Homo is as homo does"

Heya Moose, I knit you like 4 sweatervests since you left.

Originally posted by TigerLover
baylon why the hell do you have to be so homo all the time, yeah we all accept that moose is a fricking sexy moose totem but you take it too far!

well excuse me for having some sort of humour!

and for the record its baylin!

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Heya Moose, I knit you like 4 sweatervests since you left.

Lance Windu!!!!!


Err....I mean...

Ken Kenobi!

Dude, it has been FAR too long.

I've SO missed you and your sweater vests.

*looks him over*

I see you've started wearing leg warmers now as well?

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Lance Windu!!!!!


Err....I mean...

Ken Kenobi!

Dude, it has been FAR too long.

I've SO missed you and your sweater vests.

*looks him over*

I see you've started wearing leg warmers now as well?

No, I've just stopped shaving my legs.

Originally posted by Baylin
well excuse me for having some sort of humour!

and for the record its baylin!


baylon baylon
it's time you were gone
you're not so big
with a face like a pig
go on, move over
make room for tigerlover!

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ahh....Clover.

You're to KMC what the sun is like to earth....a constant shining light.

Good to see you hon. tell that to Raz purplequeen1


hug good to see you back (even though I have no idea why and when you left )

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No, I've just stopped shaving my legs.

Ha ha..

It's a lovely look for you.

I see you've also stopped shaving your back?

Originally posted by Clovie
tell that to Raz purplequeen1


hug good to see you back (even though I have no idea why and when you left )

I will....if I ever see him.

I left not because I wanted to....long story. hug

And thanks.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I will....if I ever see him.

I left not because I wanted to....long story. hug

And thanks. good


you can start writing it down

Originally posted by TigerLover
baylon baylon
it's time you were gone
you're not so big
with a face like a pig
go on, move over
make room for tigerlover!

*yawns* sorry did you say something...

Originally posted by Clovie
good


you can start writing it down

Yes'm. I'll get to writin it down right soon darlin....it'll be in yer PM box faster than you can recite the entire chinese alphabet.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Yes'm. I'll get to writin it down right soon darlin....it'll be in yer PM box faster than you can recite the entire chinese alphabet. very good. especially considering that I don't knon chinese alphabet....


and I'm going out now... expecting to see pm when I'm back tongue10
and see ya next week, i guess

Originally posted by Clovie
very good. especially considering that I don't knon chinese alphabet....


and I'm going out now... expecting to see pm when I'm back tongue10
and see ya next week, i guess

I will do my best. I have to catch up on a bit of work, which I am procrastinating doing by talking to you fine people, and Baylin too.

I'll be back Monday for sure....I hope...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Ha ha..

It's a lovely look for you.

I see you've also stopped shaving your back?

No, that's the pelt of a dead Wookie.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
No, that's the pelt of a dead Wookie.

Oh, of course.....

Because Wookies are real .

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Oh, of course.....

Because Wookies are real .

At least that's what I tell people...in fact it is actually the pelt of a dead Yeti.

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I will do my best. I have to catch up on a bit of work, which I am procrastinating doing by talking to you fine people, and Baylin too.

I'll be back Monday for sure....I hope...

Monday...

Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
I'm giving free Mooseback rides to the first 5000 KMC members who PM me...

It's just my way of saying...hey...


I'm back. Hey, welcome back..

I don't know..... moose look very lumpy. What is a mooseback ride like? Does one get a saddle?

Originally posted by Fianna
Hey, welcome back..

Hello Ash. How are you?

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I don't know..... moose look very lumpy. What is a mooseback ride like? Does one get a saddle?

Yes...we're quite....lumpy? I suppose one WOULD need a saddle in order to have a moose ride.

*sits quietly*