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The Rhino: Alex O'Hirn

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9451/rhino1il.png

http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/r/rhino.htm

One of the physically toughest guys on Marvel Earth.... and one of the biggest losers

Everytime this guy steps outside his house someone beats him down... and it's usually someone he is vastly stronger than ie. Spider-Man, Captain America, Gravity.... I think even DareDevil has beaten him one time

Now when he gets punked by the Hulk you can understand... or even the Thing.... but Captain America? this guy shouldn't be able to hit Rhino hard enough to be noticed

Ok... one time he beat up the Beetle (lol)

If anyone has scans of a time he's ever won a fight please post them..... because it'd be a freakin' novelty

Even the Ultimate Version of Rhino is a chump.....

Though he looked tough to start out:

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1165/untitled14si.th.jpg

He ended up not being worth a fight scene in his first appearance:

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/5563/untitled27to.th.jpg

He later appeared in USM Annual #1 ... where Spidey beat him down (i've got it but i don't have it scanned)

Has this guy ever been a serious threat to anyone???

The Rhino:

Potential that was never realised?

or

Just a big dumb loser?

the rhino can go suck an egg for all i care...

HOw strong is rhino??


is he somewhere around 85 tons?

these days Rhino is little more than a joke (at least he was in Deadpool)

one can of Ant Man's shrinking gas and he's the comic sidekick:

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/1030/deadpool066185ky.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/23/deadpool066195zm.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2860/deadpool066205hr.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/6116/deadpool066223iy.th.jpg

not that he wasn't funny of course

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/5010/deadpool067066do.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/4048/deadpool067173gv.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/4598/deadpool067180cm.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/7015/deadpool067192sw.th.jpg

in fact i thought it was hilarious

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/2011/deadpool067202vb.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/9859/deadpool067219ck.th.jpghttp://img465.imageshack.us/img465/1640/deadpool067228hx.th.jpg

but that's just me

"HOw strong is rhino??


is he somewhere around 85 tons"

80-85 yes.

Rhino its a cl a jobber. He only looks the beast he is when he goes against Hulk.

Against Spiderman and Cap A its a total mess. They win everytime. Wich is a shame because he has potential. Even being dumb as he is.

plus anagram names suck ballzz "O'Hirn".... *groan*

Rhino sucks. He goes in the issues the writers don't bother to put a long storyline in....................

Great pics by the way scoob got any more????

got a few more... the rest of his Deadpool appearance (not much more than posted though) and a couple of random ones...

cool can you post the Deadpool ones please?? im a big fan of Deadpool

Originally posted by willRules
cool can you post the Deadpool ones please?? im a big fan of Deadpool

i'd never have guessed...

lol... the only scene i really missed out was the one where they go to save Dazzler

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/1359/deadpool067073fg.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/7392/deadpool067080zy.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/1492/deadpool067095fm.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/9082/deadpool067105fo.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/8449/deadpool067115ml.th.jpg

http://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3549/deadpool067125gm.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/1457/deadpool067135fx.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/3173/deadpool067147zo.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/7/deadpool067157xj.th.jpghttp://img487.imageshack.us/img487/7598/deadpool067165yo.th.jpg

then it joins onto that scene with the "happy trail or fun ball" debate

Rhino has potential but when Spidey can knock you out by hisself and your supposed to be 85 ton strength then it goes down hill quickly.

cool cheers

Gotta buy some Deadpool sometime soon...funniest guy ever. He destroys SM, even Plastic Man, in that department.

He beat the giant piranha. . . after it ate him . . . and it wasn't giant. . . but hey proportionately he could beat giant piranha!

good point.... so the Rhino gets another tick in the win column.... i think that makes him 2 for 70

he needs to stop having the horn but retain the name and maybe wear civvies like Cage

did you read the Hulk comic where he and Rhino both joined opposing baseball teams incognito?

Originally posted by Scoobless
The Rhino: Alex O'Hirn

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9451/rhino1il.png

http://www.marveldirectory.com/individuals/r/rhino.htm

One of the physically toughest guys on Marvel Earth.... and one of the biggest losers

Everytime this guy steps outside his house someone beats him down... and it's usually someone he is vastly stronger than ie. Spider-Man, Captain America, Gravity.... I think even DareDevil has beaten him one time

Now when he gets punked by the Hulk you can understand... or even the Thing.... but Captain America? this guy shouldn't be able to hit Rhino hard enough to be noticed

Ok... one time he beat up the Beetle (lol)

If anyone has scans of a time he's ever won a fight please post them..... because it'd be a freakin' novelty

Even the Ultimate Version of Rhino is a chump.....

Though he looked tough to start out:

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/1165/untitled14si.th.jpg

He ended up not being worth a fight scene in his first appearance:

http://img387.imageshack.us/img387/5563/untitled27to.th.jpg

He later appeared in USM Annual #1 ... where Spidey beat him down (i've got it but i don't have it scanned)

Has this guy ever been a serious threat to anyone???

The Rhino:

Potential that was never realised?

or

Just a big dumb loser?

Yeah, his is pretty wack

do you think he could be turned into a more useful character?

In USM he lasted what 7 pages....Man I think in the three issuses Shockers been in he's had more than that. And this shocker sucks.

"do you think he could be turned into a more useful character?"

Kill the character and give the costume and powerset to a new one, with some brains (streeth brains, or a former body guard) and stop having him jobbing against Captain America and Spiderman.

he should become slightly more intelligent. Kind of like what happened with Blockbuster in Nightwing.............

Tangled Web #5

Tangled Web #6

Rhino was intelligent. In one Spiderman issue he became uper intelligent after an experiment to boost human brainpower.

He was even smarter than Reed Richards. He had everything ,money, girls, respect. He even figured out who Spiderman was with his intelligence. But then everything started to bore him because he knew everything. He got no excitment anymore. So he decided to become dumb again.

whats that stuff on deadpools arms?

Originally posted by Arahan
Rhino was intelligent. In one Spiderman issue he became uper intelligent after an experiment to boost human brainpower.

He was even smarter than Reed Richards. He had everything ,money, girls, respect. He even figured out who Spiderman was with his intelligence. But then everything started to bore him because he knew everything. He got no excitment anymore. So he decided to become dumb again.

tangled web 5 & 6. . .

oops sorry I missed that you already posted this issue. .

its cool!

Rhino did beat grey Hulk once in Hulk #378.

He fought Thing and did pretty well considering he didn't want to fight.


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandThing.jpg

He also had a good showing against Norrin Radd. I'll post scans later if anybody wants to see them.

How come Rhino was able to withstood the Hulk but not other heroes?

Here is the fight between Silver Surfer and Rhino. Everyone knows Rhino is no match for Surfer but he did land some blows.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandSurfer.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandSurfer2.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandSurfer3.jpg
This one was kinda funn. He smacked Surfer with a gumball machine.

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandSurfer4.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandSurfer5.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandSurfer6.jpg

Originally posted by Ex11B
whats that stuff on deadpools arms?

it's just his skin, it's all messed up all over his body.... some kind of side effect of Weapon X giving him his healing factor and curing his cancer

Well! Rhino actually hung with Norrid for a few panels, until Norrid had enough. There a scan of what was left of O'Hirn after that punch?

Being part Irish, I'm tempted to call O'Hirn another dumb Irishman, fighting with no brains, but...Oh Hell, that's what he is!
Doesn't even need drink to get stupid!

Originally posted by roughrider
Well! Rhino actually hung with Norrid for a few panels, until Norrid had enough. There a scan of what was left of O'Hirn after that punch?
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c379/Doggydogg/RhinoandSurfer7.jpg

Team Up??

Originally posted by DrDoom101
How come Rhino was able to withstood the Hulk but not other heroes?

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9346/gravity02page083dx.th.jpg http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/8798/gravity02page095vr.th.jpg

GREEN GOBLIN

here he pwns rhino

http://www.geocities.com/deviousinfidel/gobrhino1010.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/deviousinfidel/gobrhino2009.jpg

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
I posted them earlier here:



Here's a new one...Namor pwns Rhino (who doesn't?):
http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/3120/namorrhino12bk.gif
http://img476.imageshack.us/img476/7411/namorrhino24lo.gif

Hey Rhino, please give me one of your golden bars. I need it pal.

Originally posted by redcaped
Hey Rhino, please give me one of your golden bars. I need it pal.

.......what?

Watch out Blinks Rhino is coming to hit ya.

What'chall got against Alexsi misterrussainlastnameamagigger?

teh rhino is TEH GAY

what an utterly useless character.

Don't know if this counts, but he beat up Spider-Man in "Spider-Man Unlimted v2"-series volume 6.
I'd love to post some links that I've prepared, but I'm new to the forum and thus not allowed to link, yet.

Posted by Hit and Run in another thread:

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8016/rhino22dt.th.jpg http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/8629/rhino31qe.th.jpg

Originally posted by Bunker
Don't know if this counts, but he beat up Spider-Man in "Spider-Man Unlimted v2"-series volume 6.
I'd love to post some links that I've prepared, but I'm new to the forum and thus not allowed to link, yet. I saw that in Astonishing Spidey (Uk Collectors Edition)... I swear that comic was an attempt just to make Rhino look like a bad ass... it failed- miserably! In the 1 after it, Electro whupped Spidey, LMAO

Why isn't he dead yet?

Because it's a conspiracy I tell you! a cnspiracy, I say!

I'm turning this into Rhino respect thread

Sameshi... please be joking!!!!

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Sameshi... please be joking!!!!

jockeyI am.naughty

Thank the Gods... now let's ge back to mocking Rhino. Blind Faith asked to be Carnege but I had to inform him of the bad news...

who wins this one?

Originally posted by spideycarnage
who wins this one?


Who won?

i wanna know aswell

That would have been a great death for Rhino... and fully fair!

lol but who won

Originally posted by samishe

Who won?
only if i knew probally the animal rhino lol

spideycarnage, are you on a team yet? The KMC Syndicate would like to invite you to join our elite force of EVIL

Originally posted by spideycarnage
who wins this one?

^.... the Rhino

realy damn

Which Rhino?

Originally posted by Knightfall93
spideycarnage, are you on a team yet? The KMC Syndicate would like to invite you to join our elite force of EVIL

hmm this evil team sounds interesting..send me a message about the details

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Which Rhino?

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6998/rhino4oq.jpg


I actually haven't seen this before.... I can't imagine a real Rhinoceros could hurt the Rhino though.... he can run 100 mph and plow through armoured cars

Originally posted by Scoobless
http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/6998/rhino4oq.jpg


I actually haven't seen this before.... I can't imagine a real Rhinoceros could hurt the Rhino though.... he can run 100 mph and plow through armoured cars

...and through tanks.

has anyone got sacan of actual bit

Originally posted by samishe
...and through tanks.
Has a real rhino ever been beaten Daredevil?

Why? I just saw the Daredevil movie and am I the only person who enjoyed it a lot? It's one of my favourite hero movies... though Bullseye sucked

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v290/klintlovescheesecake/untitled.jpg

Originally posted by Knightfall93
Why? I just saw the Daredevil movie and am I the only person who enjoyed it a lot? It's one of my favourite hero movies... though Bullseye sucked

Bullseye was the best thing about that film

Originally posted by Scoobless
Bullseye was the best thing about that film



Agree. The only role of Farrel i like.
Afleck sucked as DD.

Rhino's suit is silly, too. It's like big grey pajamas. Or a Halloween outfit for some young kid, and he just grew up.
Ultimate Rhino does look better, but is still the same loser.

I think it hillarious that even in the world of M, a world of everyones greatest dreams rhino is the worlds most useless bodyguard and he even loses that to the spider. His life sucks.

does anyone have scans of when rhino tried to break out of jail but juggernaut put him back in( i think was during teh trial of juggernaut)

pls scans........!!!!!!!!!!

cool............but any have the juggernaut subduing rhino scans pls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhino_%28comics%29

Just noticed this thread is linked on wikipedia. A new level of low for Rhino.

Sweet!

Originally posted by Validus
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhino_%28comics%29

Just noticed this thread is linked on wikipedia. A new level of low for Rhino.

...I thought that Alex O'Hirn was his real name...

Originally posted by Sam Z
...I thought that Alex O'Hirn was his real name...

To be honest i was never really sure what his name was.... but according to The Marvel Directory it's "O'Hirn"

It says O'hirn is his notable alias under character information.

...Rhino is a one big mistake...

No lub for Rhino in other realities either :/

Sorry for the double post, but the picture didnt show up. Round 2.

Anyone got scans of the Daughters Of The Dragon kicking his ass? I heard he got owned by both girls.

Rhino actually owned Scropion in a Spider-man comic. I think it is one of the only spider-man comics where he gets to own someone without getting owned

OK... not to alarm anyone... but the Rhino wins this fight:

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1985/theincrediblehulkv2157188yv.th.jpg

It does seem, however, that the writers didn't know what the f**k they were talking about (as usual) seeing as the Rhino is boasting about his intelligence while beating the Hulk

you know what the funniest thing is? that rhino is the strongest, most durible of spidys enemies.

Originally posted by Scoobless
OK... not to alarm anyone... but the Rhino wins this fight:

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1985/theincrediblehulkv2157188yv.th.jpg

It does seem, however, that the writers didn't know what the f**k they were talking about (as usual) seeing as the Rhino is boasting about his intelligence while beating the Hulk

Those writers should be shot

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Originally posted by Black Adam









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This was supposed to be disrespect thread...

Then I'm waiting when Sentry finds Rhino

Originally posted by Black Adam









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This is actually a disrespect Rhino feat. Think about it. The writers want to tell a story about the embarrassment and agony of being defeated. Spidey getting beaten up by Green Goblin or venom etc wouldn't be embarrassing because they are worthy challenges. So the writers picked one of the most useless and least challenging of spidey villains for the story...............Rhino

Originally posted by willRules
Rhino won spidey lost

fixed

Originally posted by Scoobless
OK... not to alarm anyone... but the Rhino wins this fight:

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1985/theincrediblehulkv2157188yv.th.jpg

It does seem, however, that the writers didn't know what the f**k they were talking about (as usual) seeing as the Rhino is boasting about his intelligence while beating the Hulk

Don't worry that was the leader's mind in rhino's body
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7331/theincrediblehulkv215716ws2.jpg

Rhino could've actually be dangerous if not his stupidity...

Originally posted by backspace
Don't worry that was the leader's mind in rhino's body
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7331/theincrediblehulkv215716ws2.jpg

AH... the world makes sense again ....

cant he just 'reform' go back to high school get some book learning and common sense and then re-join the super criminal community and be a actual threat?

Rhinos starting to get respect.

http://members.lycos.nl/ramonantonius/rhino1.JPG
http://members.lycos.nl/ramonantonius/rhino2.JPG
http://members.lycos.nl/ramonantonius/rhino3.JPG
http://members.lycos.nl/ramonantonius/rhino4.JPG

God that artwork sux.

Rhino as the new Kingpin.
http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2469/rhinoooooooooooo3pu2.th.jpg

http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu355/ankur29/th_RhinoA.jpg http://i663.photobucket.com/albums/uu355/ankur29/th_RhinoB.jpg

bump

Someone has to agree that Rhino's costume looks pretty cool.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Here is the image in its full glory

http://i1113.photobucket.com/albums/k508/abhilegend/Marvel/AMazingSpiderMan_683_TheGroup_017.jpg

Originally posted by Reacting2


Current Rhino's a beast. You have to give it to him that.

Originally posted by Scoobless
OK... not to alarm anyone... but the Rhino wins this fight:



http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/1985/theincrediblehulkv2157188yv.th.jpg

It does seem, however, that the writers didn't know what the f**k they were talking about (as usual) seeing as

the Rhino is boasting about his intelligence while beating the Hulk



Originally posted by Newjak
Those writers should be shot

Originally posted by Sci-fi Nut
Don't worry that was the leader's mind in rhino's body
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/7331/theincrediblehulkv215716ws2.jpg

Originally posted by Scoobless
AH... the world makes sense again ....


Unfortunately for Rhino, he didn't win that fight either. Hulk lifted a buliding to throw on to Leader-Rhino

and Rhino tripped him and the building fell on him. Rhino immediately jumped into a spacecraft nearby before

hulk could dig himself out and took off to outer space. Hulk dug himself out and jumped onto the ship while it

was in orbit. It was a plan by the leader to get them both out of him way. Failed though obviously.



Originally posted by Putar
I think it hillarious that even in the world of M, a world of everyones greatest dreams rhino is the worlds

most useless bodyguard and he even loses that to the spider. His life sucks.

So true

Originally posted by ankur29
does anyone have scans of when rhino tried to break out of jail but juggernaut put him back in( i think was

during teh trial of juggernaut)

pls scans........!!!!!!!!!!

Its here. If the scans don't work, I will post the end of the fight myself both threads
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=515718&pagenumber=2



Originally posted by Arahan
Rhino was intelligent. In one Spiderman issue he became uper intelligent after an experiment to boost human brainpower.

He was even smarter than Reed Richards. He had everything ,money, girls, respect. He even figured out who Spiderman was with his intelligence. But then everything started to bore him because he knew everything. He got no excitment anymore. So he decided to become dumb again.

Originally posted by Quick Freeze
Tangled Web #5

Tangled Web #6

Yeah. He figured Spider Man's secret identity with an equation. When his intelligence started to reach

omniscience levels, Rhino proved that he's the dumbest guy ever by going back to the scientist and making

himself even dumber than before with the machine just to be sure.


Now as this is a disrespect thread, here's Cap oneshotting rhino
http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/7/72524/2311965-captain_america_vs_rhino.jpg

Does anyone have the image where Luke Cage oneshots Rhino and the one where Spidey makes Alexie beg for his life?

That was non-canon iirc.

Originally posted by Rewmac
Then I'm waiting when Sentry finds Rhino
Jobber vs jobber eh?

Originally posted by SamZED
That was non-canon iirc.

Which -cap vs rhino, luke vs rhino or spidey?

Originally posted by HulkIsHulk
Which -cap vs rhino, luke vs rhino or spidey? Flowers for Rhino where he replaces the Kingpin.

Eat a dick.

Originally posted by SamZED
That was non-canon iirc.

Originally posted by HulkIsHulk
Which -cap vs rhino, luke vs rhino or spidey?

Originally posted by SamZED
Flowers for Rhino where he replaces the Kingpin.

You have not answered my question

bump.

RHINO SUX!!!