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Well?
My all time favourite is the "No, it's because I'm so in love with YOU!"

I think thats the most terrible quote there is

That and the & quot;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" of Vader.

Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Well?
My all time favourite is the "No, it's because I'm so in love with YOU!"

i really didn't understand why they have to have that discussion... i don't think it's necessary....

It was so romantic! cry

Here's the absolute nastiest quote of them all:

Yoda: COME, good food, COME. Yes. hysterical

lol

"I have a bad feeling about this"
What is that for stupid sentence, were they trying to create a spectacular one liner again or something? It was freaking annoying!

Originally posted by Adamwankenobi
Here's the absolute nastiest quote of them all:

Yoda: COME, good food, COME. Yes. hysterical


Wtf. It either sounds like Yoda is one of those... things... Or that Yoda's a little... Freaky naughty!

Originally posted by overlord
"I have a bad feeling about this"
What is that for stupid sentence, were they trying to create a spectacular one liner again or something? It was freaking annoying!

to show they're worried??

Pretty much anything from the prequel trilogy.

Originally posted by Tangible God
That and the & quot;NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" of Vader.

Most of these quotes don't count since this is the original trilogy forum.

The way Obi-Wan pronounced "speciality" in ROTS...

i have the quote book for the original triliogy,let me see goes to chapter
feelings,
I have a very bad feeling about this- luke sky....
I got a bad feeling about this - han solo
I have a bad feeling about this - princess leia
Artoo,I have a bad feeling about this- C-3PO
I have a really bad feeling about this - Han solo
End of chapter
that was pointless

"Laugh it up, fuzzball" Always makes me cringe.

Cringeworthy lines:
"Nooooooo!" - Phantom Of The Opera Vader

"I hate sand, it's course and it get's everywhere, unlike here, where everything is soft, and smooth" - Creepy Anakin.

"No, it's because I'm so in love with you!" - Soppy Anakin.

"So love has blinded you?" - Bizarrely unattractive Padme (wtf is up with her face in this scene?).

"Once mooooooore the Sith will Ruuuuuuule the galaxy" - Emperor Palpatine lecturing Anakin while he obviously squeezes one out on the toilet.

Unintentionally funny:
"I saw Anakin.....killing....younglings" - Obi-Wan trying not to piss himself laughing at the word "younglings". Makes me laugh out loud all the time.

"You under estimate my POOOOOWer" - Anakin being stupid.

"I can't hold on any longer. I I I I....I'm weak.......too weak...." - Palpatine making me laugh out loud again.

"..you've killed younglings.." - Padme making death seem funny.

But the WORST piece of dialogue comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi:

"You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now....until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy"

^ This sentence is actually completely wrong. It should be "And now" rather than "until now". Unforgivable really. With all the people and crew, how could NOBODY pick up on this glaring grammatical error?

Actually, I think the Obi-Wan line is correct.

But yeah, those are all horrible.

"You do not know the of the dark side." -Mustafar duel, Anakin got lava in his throat and couldn't fluctuate his voice whatsoever.

"From MY point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

Lucas just trying as hard as possible to shove that "Point of view" nonsense into an otherwise pretty emotional scene. Actually, that whole bit of dialogue is pretty bad.

"But I wanted to go to Toshi Station and pick up some power converters!"

That line Obi Wan told Qui Gon in Ep. 1 after dropping from an exhaust shaft inside the Trade Federation Ship in the beggining.

"You were right about one thing, Master..the negotiations were short."

I think it was intended as a joke. Or at least that's whats it seems Obi Wan tried to pass it off as a with that smirk that followed. Either I didn't get it or it was just plain not a funny joke.

I think Qui Gon was wrong about everyhting else in his previous statements.

Obi1: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Qg: "I don't sense anything?"
....
Qg: "These federation types are cowards and the negotiations will be short"

So Qui Gon failed to "see the future" while he was so focused with his "living force". With his thick head he misjudged the federations intentions as well as the missions nature.

So Obi Was hinting that the only thing his master got right in his ramblings was an accident! He never intended it that way. It's like someone had said in 1935 that "Hitler will make Germany famous around the world!". Indeed he did, but nobody knew how he was going to do it. And "famous" is a bit mild word here...

Anyway. He was subtly mocking Qui Gon...

Originally posted by Sesse
I think Qui Gon was wrong about everyhting else in his previous statements.

Obi1: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Qg: "I don't sense anything?"
....
Qg: "These federation types are cowards and the negotiations will be short"

So Qui Gon failed to "see the future" while he was so focused with his "living force". With his thick head he misjudged the federations intentions as well as the missions nature.

So Obi Was hinting that the only thing his master got right in his ramblings was an accident! He never intended it that way. It's like someone had said in 1935 that "Hitler will make Germany famous around the world!". Indeed he did, but nobody knew how he was going to do it. And "famous" is a bit mild word here...

Anyway. He was subtly mocking Qui Gon...

I see. So his statement was more of a mockery. It wasn't that subtle, though. I don't think. It seemed pretty blatant to me, he even smirk at Qui Gon as if Obi Wan was showing him he delighted in the mocking sort of laughing at his master. Seemed like a disrespect, to me.

Usually padawans are reprimanded by such acts.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
I see. So his statement was more of a mockery. It wasn't that subtle, though. I don't think. It seemed pretty blatant to me, he even smirk at Qui Gon as if Obi Wan was showing him he delighted in the mocking sort of laughing at his master. Seemed like a disrespect, to me.

Usually padawans are reprimanded by such acts. Subtley as in, he was obviously trying to make a joke with Qui-gon.

He found it funny that, when the two of them come to talk to the TF about peaceful negotiations, they almost get blown away.

So..."the negotiations WERE short."

If it was intended that OB1 was pointing out Quiggy's flaw, then it WAS subtle, seeing how he hid it behind light and casual humour with a joke that also was based off the fact they (the peaceful Ambassadors) almost got killed.

Any of the poorly dubbed lines in the OT. Theres one in ROTJ when a Death Star captain says "Inform the commander that Lord Vaders shuttle has arrived" (Or something) and it's so ridiculously fake sounding. It was obviously a Brit actor and they made him American to make him sound more butch.

Actually the Vaders line in Episode 6 sucks badly if you listen it carefully.


"Heeeeeeeeeee will come to meeeeeeeeeeeeee?"
"I have foreseen it. His compassion for you will be his undoing."

If the line is coming from a Gungan, it sucks.

"That is so wizard, Ani."

haha

Issa people gonna die?

I don't like Lando choking out ,"....Han.....still time to save Han.....", but it's slightly edged out by the DVD ROTJ's line "Weesa FREE!"

For the prequels, I freaking hate little Anakin in the tuned up podracer saying with muted excitement ,"It's working.....it's working".

how bout when george lucas announced he was making another 3 films that preceed ANH ESB and ROTJ. wasnt technically in the movie but bad none the less

I though Anakin's Ep.III "I hate you." was not a profound enough line even given the circumstances. I mean, it was after all already obvious that he did Hate Obi Wan. Something else sinister or revealing should've been said. Nothing to long, but impactful.

Originally posted by lovebuzz
how bout when george lucas announced he was making another 3 films that preceed ANH ESB and ROTJ. wasnt technically in the movie but bad none the less

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I wish people would finally except the PT films for what they are: good films. Are they the OT? No. But they are darn good films, and if you don't like them, then either keep your O-OT and dont except change or get out of your mother's basement and move on with your life.

As for the worst Star Wars quote: "Are you an angel?"

Originally posted by Talking_Owl
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I wish people would finally except the PT films for what they are: good films. Are they the OT? No. But they are darn good films, and if you don't like them, then either keep your O-OT and dont except change or get out of your mother's basement and move on with your life. Unfortunatley for you, this is your opinion. I see the PT has decent films, not "darn good." They're OK movies with many flaws.

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
"But I wanted to go to Toshi Station and pick up some power converters!" In my opinion, not only is this the worst line in the Star Wars movies, it's also the worst line in the history of cinema.

8th worst to me. I think it portrayed Luke's innocently naive persona quite well.

"Please the war is over...Lord Sidious promised up peace" Viceroy Gunray ROTS. Was anyone else happy when you finally saw him die. I almost cried it was such a joyful moment.

When Nute Gunray died I had the same expression on my face as Admiral Ackbar when Vaders star destroyer crashed headlong into the death star.

Originally posted by Shadow x 20
"Please the war is over...Lord Sidious promised up peace" Viceroy Gunray ROTS. Was anyone else happy when you finally saw him die. I almost cried it was such a joyful moment.

Yeah, my brother and I both stood up and cheered when Anakin offed that guy. Now if only he had saber-skewered Jar Jar as well...

There should be a fanfilm made, culminating in Jar Jar's death.

"Well from my point of view the Jedi are evil!" Anakin to OB1 on mustafar.

Oh, geeze, i hate that line, it just bugs me so much everytime i hear it, it is such a bad line.

Don't you remember Obi's talk to Luke:

"Luke, you're going to find many of the truths we hold, depend greatly on our own point of view."

Anakin's line was supposed to be Forshadowing. IMO, it was rather good.

we hold = we kling to

i hate chewbaccas final argggh when the shield door is closed in echo base, what he is saying is "han come back so much". this makes no sense. oh and i can understand wookie language if you are wondering.

Young Bobba:

"Get him dad, get him.

FIYAH!"

Originally posted by General G
"Well from my point of view the Jedi are evil!" Anakin to OB1 on mustafar.

Oh, geeze, i hate that line, it just bugs me so much everytime i hear it, it is such a bad line.


Yes..that line is pretty horrible. But I get what GL was trying to do with it.

"obi-wan, when i left you i was but a learner, now i am the master"
"only a master of evil darth"


can you say chezzy.

I think this exchange in TPM is funny...

"This game of your's has failed, Lord Sidious. We dare not go against the Jedi now!" - Daultay Dofine


"Viceroy, I don't want this stunted slime in my sight again." - Darth Sidious



I can't beleive that Nemodian got punk'd out like little b*tch over a hologram. What a pussy!, que no?

what would have been funnier is if ashton kutcher would have come out from another room, and the nemodian was like, " aahh fvuck shit b!tch,..........i got punk'd"

Mace: " A sith lord?!?"

Anakin: "Yes.... the one we've been looking for."

"If Obiwan saw me doing this, he would be very grumpy"

"grumpy"??????????

In ESB, Luke's "Like we're being watched.." line to Yoda on Degobah could've been replaced with "Like we're being f***ing watched."

It would've made the situation more intense and made Luke's pissed offness more real.

haha just jokin'.

Yeah you have gotta a point then this line could not get any worser than that.

I hated Mace's "Sith LORD?!" comment. It's like it's not a big deal that he's a Sith, but the fact that he's a Sith LORD really put a damper in his day.

agreed

Bail: "Master Yoda, Obi-Wan Kenobi has made contact."

... You know of any other Obi-Wan?

Originally posted by sithsaber408
Young Bobba:

"Get him dad, get him.

FIYAH!"

That boy's retarded.....

I've always wondered about Bail Organa's line near the end.

"Babies!?"

Was he emphasizing the word because he somehow didn't know Padme was pregnant, or because he was mystified by the pluralization?

Why does Obiwan always point out the obvious?

"toxic dart", "she's having twins?"

"i have the death sentence on twelve systems!"

arrrrrrgghhh! i hate that dude so much.

I always hated hearing ESB Luke's whiny "ooohh, your making a mess.." line. It's almost as whiny as his "But I was going into toshi station to get some power converters." line.

Originally posted by sithsaber408
Young Bobba:

"Get him dad, get him.

FIYAH!"

Young Boba was stupid, they shouldn't have shown him young because it made him look like a pussy. But when he said that I fell to the floor laughing my head of cause it was so f*cking stupid. What else was Jango gonna do, have a frikkin picnic.

"I have the death sentence on 12 systems."

"Well I'll be careful then."

"You'll be dead."

That was the more funny than young Boba, Luke could of said something so much better like, "F*ck you", and then spits in the dudes eye and then kicks his genitles!

"Do you prefer a target, a military target? Then name the f***ing system." Or "I grow tired of asking so this will be the last time, where the is the f***ing rebel base." would've been way cooler and more sincere, lol. You know it's what Tarkin wanted to say, lol.

Oh and Leia's horrible fake British accent in "A New Hope" when she said "I recognized "yoor" foul stench when I was brought on "bood" .

Since we're including PT quotes here. Anything said by Jar Jar in Episode One warrents this. Hm. Anything said by Padme in Episode One. *Amends* Episode One in general.

"my name is C3PO, human cyborg relations and this is my counter-part R2D2"

deathdeathI just want to pull his arms out of his sockets!!! Grrragggh! deathdeath

"my name is C3P0, human, and I have cyborg relations with my counterpart, R2D2."

haha

C3P0's a like gay butler. And R2 looks like a butt plug. And I didn't like when he popped out Anakin's starship in Ep. 3 as if he was a pop tart.

Oh and Anakin's "We're coming in too hot!". Something about that line..

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
"Do you prefer a target, a military target? Then name the f***ing system." Or "I grow tired of asking so this will be the last time, where the is the f***ing rebel base." would've been way cooler and more sincere, lol. You know it's what Tarkin wanted to say, lol.

Oh and Leia's horrible fake British accent in "A New Hope" when she said "I recognized "yoor" foul stench when I was brought on "bood" .

R2D2 the butt plug i like it.

useless fact: did you know that R2 D2 in movie terms is actually Reel 2 Dialogue 2?

Originally posted by willman
R2D2 the butt plug i like it.

useless fact: did you know that R2 D2 in movie terms is actually Reel 2 Dialogue 2?

I didn't know that. I always thought R2D2 was "Artoo Deetoo", as I always saw it.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Cringeworthy lines:
"Nooooooo!" - Phantom Of The Opera Vader

"I hate sand, it's course and it get's everywhere, unlike here, where everything is soft, and smooth" - Creepy Anakin.

"No, it's because I'm so in love with you!" - Soppy Anakin.

"So love has blinded you?" - Bizarrely unattractive Padme (wtf is up with her face in this scene?).

"Once mooooooore the Sith will Ruuuuuuule the galaxy" - Emperor Palpatine lecturing Anakin while he obviously squeezes one out on the toilet.

Unintentionally funny:
"I saw Anakin.....killing....younglings" - Obi-Wan trying not to piss himself laughing at the word "younglings". Makes me laugh out loud all the time.

"You under estimate my POOOOOWer" - Anakin being stupid.

"I can't hold on any longer. I I I I....I'm weak.......too weak...." - Palpatine making me laugh out loud again.

rotf, Palpatine had a porta potty on his chair, so what. He needed to go at that time and when he said "and we shall have peace" and smiled, he was actually done relieving himself, so?

And Padme's face, I noticed it too. When I 1st saw it I was like "wtf eeww?" she looked frighteningly anorexic.

The "YUUu underrrestimate my POWerrrrrrrrr!" line showed he was still little whiny Anni.

But all in all, this post was hysterical.

It's funny cause it's all so true.

yes...

Originally posted by Tangible God
I've always wondered about Bail Organa's line near the end.

"Babies!?"

Was he emphasizing the word because he somehow didn't know Padme was pregnant, or because he was mystified by the pluralization?

Bail was surprised she was giving twins that why the droid said
"She's carrying twins"

I believe I found the stupidest quote in Star Wars:

"No, no messa say. Messa called Jar Jar Binks. Messa your humble servant"

Qui-Gon should have let Jar Jar died. But then again my younger cousin loves that stupid Jamaican stereotype.

I thought everyone hated Jar Jar!

The way Neimodians sound.

Is it me or did Lucas take another unintentional shot at ethnics again by making them sound Asian, stereotypically speaking.

"What..what. did usay?"

And General Grievous sounds like he's talking through a toilet paper roll.

"Whaaats Da Situation, Captain.."

"We would neeeever do aaanything without dee approval of dee Seenate, Eeyuu assume to much."

Well, Neimodian except the one in Ep.3. The one Gen. Grievous called "Captain" when he said "All batteries fire, fire!" and "2 Jedi in the main Hanger bay". lol, He sounded like he was from Brooklyn, NY.

Originally posted by steverules
I thought everyone hated Jar Jar!

Nope, Jar-Jar is one of George Lucas' favourite characters.

Han Solo: Jabba, I want to say something to you.
Jabba The Hut: HGUVKJBUIGIO
*Han Solo gets on one knee*
Han Solo: Jabba will you marry me?
Jabba The Hut: sohjpoisdhgi
Han Solo: I LOVE YOU TOO!

Mace: No he is the traiter a a arghhhhhhhhhh
Vader: a presence, one i havn't felt since......
anakin: Are You an angel
anakin: An angel
Anakin: I hate sand its rough and corse and it gets everywhere, not like here everythings so soft and smooth
Padme: I'm not afraid of dying. I've been dying a little each day since you came back into my life
princess L: could someone get this moving carpet out of my way

hey THEKID1 change ur avatar. IM CHEWBACCA

No... YOU are dreamer.

The cheesiest line has to go to obi-wan
"you were right about one thing master"
"the negotiations were short"
I always die in that part.

i hate it when padme is givin birth and there is that robot goin "umbaaa umbaaa" its kinda freaky like juxtaposition

umbaa umbaa translation

"how does this probe feel up your arse"

"Padme screams"

I assume it's the local language, but still I go "" every time that scene comes up.

Every seen were Palps has an orgasms, such as the "I can feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellll yooooo annnngaaaaaa(orgasms repeatedly) aarrrr."

Try not to stick that image in our heads.

Can it be done?
He will join us or die my master.
That whole conversation really pisses me off but those two lines in particular.

Why? "He will join us or die.". I believe that was the first time that line was said in movies, and it just sounds cool.

I think its the way the scene was set up that pissed me off the most actually. It has Darth Vader bent low on his knees which cant be possible seeing he has robotic legs.Plus the emperors hologram in that scene looks screwed, especially before it was played by Ian McDiarmid. Although the script still could have been better in my opinion.

Oh, I got it.

Lasers, Death Stars, Hyperdrive and alien technology... and you think bendable robotic legs is impossible?

Sometimes the way Vader over-enuciates his words come across as too overly dramatic, and unnecessary.

"The Emperouhhhhrr, does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."

"You don't understand the powaaahhhh, of the Darkside."


In the "Empire @ War" PC game:

"Your destineeeeeeii, lies with me."

Yes. Why does Vader have to bend down anyway. Palps head is so big in that scene Vader would still be shorter.

Originally posted by FistOfThe North
Sometimes the way Vader over-enuciates his words come across as too overly dramatic, and unnecessary.

"The Emperouhhhhrr, does not share your optimistic appraisal of the situation."

"You don't understand the powaaahhhh, of the Darkside."


In the "Empire @ War" PC game:

"Your destineeeeeeii, lies with me." Lol. So you'd rather he'd take A Mickey Mouse route and finish each word in a micro-second?