No Fair!!!!
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CherryTopper
my room mates, well one is preganant and very close to labor, well they just cam back from the hospital and they were supposably going to have the baby yesterday but she didn't come, so they are having sex as we speak and I CAN"T!
damnet damnet, I want brandon too, but he is 17 and I am 19 and two more months he'll be 18 and I can't wait I need some stimulation!!!!!!!
Ken Kenobi
Self love...that's all I can say.

CherryTopper
no, I had that last night cuz I was being teased mercislly by brandon and I was wickedly naughty

CherryTopper
why does my world must crumble before me???
French Tip
Originally posted by CherryTopper
why does my world must crumble before me???
Ya know you're so self centered. You think that everything bad happens to you. Well here's a little piece of advice for you. Deal with it.
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by CherryTopper
no, I had that last night cuz I was being teased mercislly by brandon and I was wickedly naughty
I practice self love daily.

Ms Flower
mmmm self love, tis quite nice!
Randi, two months is nothing...till then love your yourself.

Ken Kenobi
Yes, love yourself in many immoral and sin worthy ways.

eggmayo
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Yes, love yourself in many immoral and sin worthy ways.
With a chocolate bar?
Damn Christian's and their morals!
Ms Flower
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Yes, love yourself in many immoral and sin worthy ways.

...then when shes done...rewind and begin again. ....2 months will fly by before she knows it.

French Tip
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
I practice self love daily.
That's soooo hot droolio
Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by eggmayo
With a chocolate bar?
Damn Christian's and their morals!
Chocolate bar..........with ALMONDS!
Originally posted by Ms Flower
...then when shes done...rewind and begin again. ....2 months will fly by before she knows it.
Esepecially if she never truly stops the self love.
Originally posted by French Tip
That's soooo hot droolio
flirt
§P0oONY
Originally posted by CherryTopper
my room mates, well one is preganant and very close to labor, well they just cam back from the hospital and they were supposably going to have the baby yesterday but she didn't come, so they are having sex as we speak and I CAN"T!
damnet damnet, I want brandon too, but he is 17 and I am 19 and two more months he'll be 18 and I can't wait I need some stimulation!!!!!!!
Why can't you have sex now?
Ms Flower
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Chocolate bar..........with ALMONDS!
Esepecially if she never truly stops the self love.
flirt she should never stop loving herself shock
its only when we love ourselves can others really love us too.
I should shut up now

Ken Kenobi
Originally posted by Ms Flower
she should never stop loving herself shock
its only when we love ourselves can others really love us too.
I should shut up now
So...do you...

love yourself a lot? If so I need photographic evidence.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by French Tip
It's illegal
That it?
Oh yeah... and I'm sure the police would really arrest you for it.

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Ms Flower
indeed
Spooony, he's jailbait to her right now...lgal age is 18 here.
16 here!.... I'm legal!.... too bad the chances of me having sex in the near future are slim...

§P0oONY
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Blame it on the Dork Side.
I do, every day....
§P0oONY
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You gotta find you a cute female dork.
I have several. None of them live close enough though.
Originally posted by Ms Flower
I have my moments...I went 5 days of no self love...I was feeling really shitty about myself....Im back on track now flirt1
ok...all major credit card excepted!
pity..love yourself
Like I'd ever do something so sick...

CherryTopper
well....I am not self centered I am jealous cuz I can't with HIM and to keep you in track since August we havent and the first time in June but not Firts time First time, Our 6 months anniversary is next friday

DarkC
Originally posted by CherryTopper
damnet damnet, I want brandon too, but he is 17 and I am 19 and two more months he'll be 18 and I can't wait I need some stimulation!!!!!!!
Somehow I knew you were going to bring him into all this.
silver_tears
there is such a thing as too much info

Ronny
Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Self love...that's all I can say.

masturbation is a sin.. like... money and clothes
kmcdude
Originally posted by CherryTopper
my room mates, well one is preganant and very close to labor, well they just cam back from the hospital and they were supposably going to have the baby yesterday but she didn't come, so they are having sex as we speak and I CAN"T!
damnet damnet, I want brandon too, but he is 17 and I am 19 and two more months he'll be 18 and I can't wait I need some stimulation!!!!!!!
What a turn on
P.S You dont know stimulation till you have been stimulated by the famous KMCDUDE

Ronny
Originally posted by kmcdude
What a turn on
P.S You dont know stimulation till you have been stimulated by the famous KMCDUDE

how is that a turn on? my roomate is pregnant and i was to have sex with my boyfriend but hes not legal yet..
kmcdude
Originally posted by Ronny
how is that a turn on? my roomate is pregnant and i was to have sex with my boyfriend but hes not legal yet..

I was being SARCASTIC
Tats why I put a

there confused
P.S Do you think your sig is a turn on?

Inspectah Deck
Originally posted by CherryTopper
my room mates, well one is preganant and very close to labor, well they just cam back from the hospital and they were supposably going to have the baby yesterday but she didn't come, so they are having sex as we speak and I CAN"T!
damnet damnet, I want brandon too, but he is 17 and I am 19 and two more months he'll be 18 and I can't wait I need some stimulation!!!!!!!
Do you make these stories up?
a1hsauce
kissing is a sin as well!!!!! youre all going to HELL!
Ms Flower
If kissing is a sin I want to go to hell...I need to be kissed! cry
a1hsauce

okay here you go
Ms Flower
Originally posted by a1hsauce

okay here you go I could jump you now, I love kisses! droolio
Captain REX
Originally posted by Ms Flower
she should never stop loving herself shock
its only when we love ourselves can others really love us too.
I should shut up now
Those words of wisdom can be taken the completely wrong way, just so you know.

Ms Flower
Originally posted by Captain REX
Those words of wisdom can be taken the completely wrong way, just so you know.

is that so, I didnt know...

Sir Mist
Originally posted by CherryTopper
my room mates, well one is preganant and very close to labor, well they just cam back from the hospital and they were supposably going to have the baby yesterday but she didn't come, so they are having sex as we speak and I CAN"T!
damnet damnet, I want brandon too, but he is 17 and I am 19 and two more months he'll be 18 and I can't wait I need some stimulation!!!!!!!
Umm...all I have to say is..
GOD WHY THE FECK DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS THREAD!!!!
*bangs head on table until passes out*
Ms Flower
Originally posted by Sir Mist
Umm...all I have to say is..
GOD WHY THE FECK DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THIS THREAD!!!!
*bangs head on table until passes out* *sprinkles cold water over your face till you wake*
Sir Mist
Mmmmm cold water...most excellent on a day like today...its 31C today shock
Ms Flower
thats hot! shock
Sir Mist
Yeah, especially in late Oct/early Nov shock
Crap, we dont get this weather for another month at least! But Im not complaining
*goes for a swim* droolio
Ms Flower
thats so weird to me...our seasons are opposite you know and to have a hot december and a cold july would throw me off

Sir Mist

I can imagine the same for me with yours....I get all confused when I read books like Harry Potter when theyre talking about the weather in certain months and stuff...

French Tip
Originally posted by CherryTopper
well....I am not self centered I am jealous cuz I can't with HIM and to keep you in track since August we havent and the first time in June but not Firts time First time, Our 6 months anniversary is next friday
you could've fooled me. I hate read one post by you that hasn't said something about how bad your* life is.
and so what? Sex isn't everything ya know. You are still young. why do it now. Sex doesn't make a relationship any easier
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