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Texas
Isn't this adorable? smile
I know Mah will love it! big grin

Dim
Elmo's gonna give himself one hell of a flesh wound...

Texas
Kind of like Kevin Smiths?!?!?!
*Evil laugh*
Bwahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa evil face

Dim
*mutters* damn him...


*grimice*

mah
very evil of you tex

Dim
Yeah...bad Tex.

Poor little muppets.

keokiswahine
did you feed them after midnight? eek! eek! evil face

yerssot
*runs in with lots of water*
only one way to find out if they are gremlins evil face

Dim
Nooo!!!!!!

yerssot
It's too late now!
Do you think they expact the attack?

Captain REX
Too late. sad

*bows head in sorrow and starts playing the funeral tune on the piano*

Dum, dum, da-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum, dum, da-dum.

yerssot
It's all 'bout the money,
it's all 'bout the dum dum di di dum big grin

Captain REX
roll eyes (sarcastic)

Texas
I didn't feed them anything, that's the problem, the revolted and formed a mafia!! Could of been alot worse though, they could of formed a union! eek! big grin eek!

Captain REX
Look out! Oscar has his trashcan launcher out! Ahhh!!!

Oh no! Big Bird's a giant that's gonna squash us with his spiked shoes!

Elmo's got a tommy gun!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

laughing out loud

Edna Witch
Oh but Elmo wouldn't hurt a fly

Captain REX
I know, that's why we're running. He's too cuddly. eek!

L.E.
if only they made a sesame street mafia show for TV

mah
..then all would be terrible

Texas
I'd most definately watch cool

ToMacco
I like Snuffleupacus.

Dim
I hated Seasame Street as a kid.

greedo
http://www.filelibrary.com:8080/cgi-bin/freedownload/Multi-Platform/l/91/sesame2.gif


MAFIA!!!! Is that Gelato they are eating???

Dim
That's Bert and Ernie on a date...

queeq
What was this about them being gay? I heard that rumour is the reason they got banned from Sesame Street.... in the US that is.

Dim
Who got banned?

queeq
Bert and Ernie.... or so I heard....

Dim
roll eyes (sarcastic) They didnt' get banned..

mah
how can puppies get banned? they just wouldn't follow the rules and went gay, is that it? no strings attached?

Gundark
What about bananas in pajamas ? Are they gay ?

mechmoggy
I'd say they are definately fruity. big grin

mah
pun of the day! rolling on floor laughing

Gundark
*clamps hands over ears*

LALALAALALALAALALALAAA

finti
Every Sha-la-la-la
Every Wo wo wo still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling
That they're starting to sing's so fine

When they get to the part
Where he's breakin' her heart
It can really make me cry
Just like before
It's yesterday once more" - Carpenters

queeq
And here we end on a friendly musical note by the Carpenters. This song was brought to you by the chairman of the Intergalactic Bartender Society who wishes you a very good night.

Gundark
I thought he got thrown out of the IBS last week...

queeq
Yes, but that was the IMPERIAL Bartender Society. And who wants to join that? Vader wins all the debates.

Gundark
Yes - he seems to have little difficulty in enforcing new policies.

queeq
Oh no.... no difficulty at all. Disagreeing bartenders will have their throats squeezed so hard they can never have a drink, let alone pour one.

Gundark
So thats why finti is the way he it..... laughing out loud

queeq
Yes, lack of oxygen supply to his brain made him the guy we know and love. He's lucky to be alive though...

finti
kicked Vaders ass why do you think he got mechanical parts evil face

queeq
Uuuhhmmm..... Dooku? big grin

Gundark
Place your bets.

ToMacco
I remember this one episode of Sesame Street:

Burt and Ernie went into this pyramid tomb. And there was this creepy replica of Ernie, dressed like an Egyption. And every time Burt would leave the room, the thing would start dancing around, which obviously scared Ernie.

That has warped my mind. That is the scariest damn thing I've ever seen. Anyone else seen this one?

Gundark
I never saw it. But I did see parts of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Now thats a freaky movie.

Did you ever see this short film, don't remember what it was called...just came across it late one night on TV. Maybe about 20 minutes long, actually I missed the beginning. This girl is trapped in this apartment with this ventriloquist dummy that comes alive...it has a knife and is going after her. Not like Chucky, kind of stop and go motion...anyway, she's in the bedroom with the door locked and thinks he might have gone away and gets down to look under the door and there he is, with his head to the floor looking right back at her ! What makes it really wierd is that there is no dialogue at all, just this unbelievably creepy music playing the whole time. And this dummy has a fixed smile on his face the whole time. She finally gets the bedspread and opens the door and throws the bedspread on top of him, then runs for the apartment door, fumbling with the chain and the deadbolt. Dummy comes down the hallway real slow and she can't get out. Starts stabbing her in the back of her calves with the knife...but I forget how it ends. Bizarre. Gave me nightmares.

ToMacco
Good God!

*hides under bed* sad sad

General Kaliero
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... COUGH... THUMP *On the floor, unconsious from lack of breathing* laughing out loud

ToMacco
*walks up to General Kaliero, gently kicks at limp body. Runs away*

General Kaliero
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!... THUMP *Faints again*

Gundark
I'll wake him up this time.
http://www.forum-smilies.com/teuflisch_13.gif

General Kaliero
AAAHHHHHHH!!!! *Crunch!!*... *Jumps through the roof*

Captain REX
*elbows Kaliero and looks at Gundy's smilie*

AHHH!!!...THUMP *Faints*

General Kaliero
*Creates another hole in the roof, jumps down, and kibbles the smiley* Damn, blasted smiley! mad

Captain REX
Oh look...the smilies just hungry!

*holds up bleeding stump of a arm*

AHHHH!!! *Faints*

General Kaliero
*Kicks REX* Hehe... evil face

Captain REX
*wakes up*

mad

*ignites lightsaber

Wanna mess?

Gundark
http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_12.gif

Can I play too ?

queeq
*tosses bucket of water over lightsabre*

General Kaliero
To Rex: YEAH!!! *Ignites BOTH lightsabers* Bring it on!! evil face

Captain REX
*ignites both lightsabers*

Bring it on! http://www.forum-smilies.com/fantastisch_01.gif

General Kaliero
Where'd you get that smiley, REX!!! eek! eek! eek!

Captain REX
www.forum-smilies.com

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fantastisch_01.gif

queeq
Sure.

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gif

Corran
Oh cool!!!

Gundark
He's just showing off.

I can kill him with a booger.

http://www.forum-smilies.com/gross_18.gif

queeq
I have shelter for that. http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/violent/campersmiley.gif

General Kaliero
I like this guy:http://www.forum-smilies.com/fantastisch_10.gif

queeq
And this is what I do to him: http://www.colute.net/cwm/otn/violent/stormzap1.gif

Gundark
Cool.
http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/bigglasses.gif

queeq
VEry.
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cwm/big/cool.gif

General Kaliero
Where did you get the Evil beastie? eek!

Gundark
Whoa !

*JarJar voice*

Steady....steady....

General Kaliero
OK... Where did you get that huge fire monster that is killing the flying smiley?

Gundark
And failing, I might add. laughing out loud

queeq
Hardly. It's one of the pets I keep in the cage next to Gundy's. big grin

Gundark
mad mad

queeq
laughing out loud

General Kaliero
Where'd you get it though?

Gundark
I don't have that one on any of my links. You'll have to get queeq to give it up.

queeq
I'LL NEVER REVEAL MY SECRETS!!!! IT'S MY OWN PRIVATE RANCOR!

General Kaliero
That's mean and rude and selfish and just not-nice *Ignites lightsabers* Lets try again. Where did you get that pic? mad

queeq
Here's my answer, I'm the one on the left.

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/itschy.gif

queeq
And when you crawl out of your tomb, I've got another pet who likes you:

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/alienlunch2.gif

Gundark
Thats the best one I've ever seen !!

queeq
Really?

How about this one:
http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/zombiearmy.gif

Gundark
http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_83.gif

Thats my favorite.

queeq
Stupid? Moi? http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/ukid.gif

finti
hmm stick out tongue

queeq
Get him, henry!

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/alienlunch2.gif

General Kaliero
Tell me where you got them! Please, I'll do anything thats possible on this forum!!!!! sad

queeq
http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/thefinger_red.gif

Gundark
henry obviously thought finti looked tasty !

queeq
VERY tasty.

Gundark
henry said he needed garlic.

General Kaliero
I need those smileys, you [email protected]@$$!
This is Queeq ->http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_34.gif<- This is me.

queeq
A little story about me and GK. I'm the red one. big grin

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/BIGBBfall.gif

General Kaliero
Queeq ol' buddy ol' pal, what do I have to do in return for those smileys?

queeq
First you call me [email protected]@$$ and then I'm you're ole buddy.... hmmmm.... wink

I rewrote our little story BTW, I'm the one on the right. big grin

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/Cliff.gif

Captain REX
well, the rancor thing is in the Violent section of www.mysmilies.com. I'm not sure about the others, but they're funny. laughing out loud

Now stop arguing! GK, just go surf the net for smilies. www.google.com and enter "Forum smilies" or somethin like that.

Captain REX
See, here's Queeq's pet! What's his name again, Queeq?

Oh no! He's being attacked! What happens next Queeq? evil face

http://www.colute.net/cwm/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ut1/rocketwhore.gif

Captain REX
Oh, btw, I bought you a new pet!

http://216.40.201.38/contrib/sz/yummyimu.gif

Dim
He seems a little afraid of his new buddy..


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