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Isn't this adorable?
I know Mah will love it!

Elmo's gonna give himself one hell of a flesh wound...

Kind of like Kevin Smiths?!?!?!
*Evil laugh*
Bwahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*mutters* damn him...


*grimice*

very evil of you tex

Yeah...bad Tex.

Poor little muppets.

did you feed them after midnight?

*runs in with lots of water*
only one way to find out if they are gremlins

Nooo!!!!!!

It's too late now!
Do you think they expact the attack?

Too late.

*bows head in sorrow and starts playing the funeral tune on the piano*

Dum, dum, da-dum, dum-dum-dum-dum, dum, da-dum.

It's all 'bout the money,
it's all 'bout the dum dum di di dum

I didn't feed them anything, that's the problem, the revolted and formed a mafia!! Could of been alot worse though, they could of formed a union!

Look out! Oscar has his trashcan launcher out! Ahhh!!!

Oh no! Big Bird's a giant that's gonna squash us with his spiked shoes!

Elmo's got a tommy gun!

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

Oh but Elmo wouldn't hurt a fly

I know, that's why we're running. He's too cuddly.

if only they made a sesame street mafia show for TV

..then all would be terrible

I'd most definately watch

I like Snuffleupacus.

I hated Seasame Street as a kid.

http://www.filelibrary.com:8080/cgi-bin/freedownload/Multi-Platform/l/91/sesame2.gif


MAFIA!!!! Is that Gelato they are eating???

That's Bert and Ernie on a date...

What was this about them being gay? I heard that rumour is the reason they got banned from Sesame Street.... in the US that is.

Who got banned?

Bert and Ernie.... or so I heard....

They didnt' get banned..

how can puppies get banned? they just wouldn't follow the rules and went gay, is that it? no strings attached?

What about bananas in pajamas ? Are they gay ?

I'd say they are definately fruity.

pun of the day!

*clamps hands over ears*

LALALAALALALAALALALAAA

Every Sha-la-la-la
Every Wo wo wo still shines
Every shing-a-ling-a-ling
That they're starting to sing's so fine

When they get to the part
Where he's breakin' her heart
It can really make me cry
Just like before
It's yesterday once more" - Carpenters

And here we end on a friendly musical note by the Carpenters. This song was brought to you by the chairman of the Intergalactic Bartender Society who wishes you a very good night.

I thought he got thrown out of the IBS last week...

Yes, but that was the IMPERIAL Bartender Society. And who wants to join that? Vader wins all the debates.

Yes - he seems to have little difficulty in enforcing new policies.

Oh no.... no difficulty at all. Disagreeing bartenders will have their throats squeezed so hard they can never have a drink, let alone pour one.

So thats why finti is the way he it.....

Yes, lack of oxygen supply to his brain made him the guy we know and love. He's lucky to be alive though...

kicked Vaders ass why do you think he got mechanical parts

Uuuhhmmm..... Dooku?

Place your bets.

I remember this one episode of Sesame Street:

Burt and Ernie went into this pyramid tomb. And there was this creepy replica of Ernie, dressed like an Egyption. And every time Burt would leave the room, the thing would start dancing around, which obviously scared Ernie.

That has warped my mind. That is the scariest damn thing I've ever seen. Anyone else seen this one?

I never saw it. But I did see parts of "Killer Klowns from Outer Space." Now thats a freaky movie.

Did you ever see this short film, don't remember what it was called...just came across it late one night on TV. Maybe about 20 minutes long, actually I missed the beginning. This girl is trapped in this apartment with this ventriloquist dummy that comes alive...it has a knife and is going after her. Not like Chucky, kind of stop and go motion...anyway, she's in the bedroom with the door locked and thinks he might have gone away and gets down to look under the door and there he is, with his head to the floor looking right back at her ! What makes it really wierd is that there is no dialogue at all, just this unbelievably creepy music playing the whole time. And this dummy has a fixed smile on his face the whole time. She finally gets the bedspread and opens the door and throws the bedspread on top of him, then runs for the apartment door, fumbling with the chain and the deadbolt. Dummy comes down the hallway real slow and she can't get out. Starts stabbing her in the back of her calves with the knife...but I forget how it ends. Bizarre. Gave me nightmares.

Good God!

*hides under bed*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... COUGH... THUMP *On the floor, unconsious from lack of breathing*

*walks up to General Kaliero, gently kicks at limp body. Runs away*

AAAAHHHHH!!!!!... THUMP *Faints again*

I'll wake him up this time.
http://www.forum-smilies.com/teuflisch_13.gif

AAAHHHHHHH!!!! *Crunch!!*... *Jumps through the roof*

*elbows Kaliero and looks at Gundy's smilie*

AHHH!!!...THUMP *Faints*

*Creates another hole in the roof, jumps down, and kibbles the smiley* Damn, blasted smiley!

Oh look...the smilies just hungry!

*holds up bleeding stump of a arm*

AHHHH!!! *Faints*

*Kicks REX* Hehe...

*wakes up*



*ignites lightsaber

Wanna mess?

http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_12.gif

Can I play too ?

*tosses bucket of water over lightsabre*

To Rex: YEAH!!! *Ignites BOTH lightsabers* Bring it on!!

*ignites both lightsabers*

Bring it on! http://www.forum-smilies.com/fantastisch_01.gif

Where'd you get that smiley, REX!!!

www.forum-smilies.com

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fantastisch_01.gif

Sure.

http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gif

Oh cool!!!

He's just showing off.

I can kill him with a booger.

http://www.forum-smilies.com/gross_18.gif

I have shelter for that. http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/violent/campersmiley.gif

I like this guy:http://www.forum-smilies.com/fantastisch_10.gif

And this is what I do to him: http://www.colute.net/cwm/otn/violent/stormzap1.gif

Cool.
http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/bigglasses.gif

VEry.
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cwm/big/cool.gif

Where did you get the Evil beastie?

Whoa !

*JarJar voice*

Steady....steady....

OK... Where did you get that huge fire monster that is killing the flying smiley?

And failing, I might add.

Hardly. It's one of the pets I keep in the cage next to Gundy's.

Where'd you get it though?

I don't have that one on any of my links. You'll have to get queeq to give it up.

I'LL NEVER REVEAL MY SECRETS!!!! IT'S MY OWN PRIVATE RANCOR!

That's mean and rude and selfish and just not-nice *Ignites lightsabers* Lets try again. Where did you get that pic?

Here's my answer, I'm the one on the left.

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/itschy.gif

And when you crawl out of your tomb, I've got another pet who likes you:

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/alienlunch2.gif

Thats the best one I've ever seen !!

Really?

How about this one:
http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/zombiearmy.gif

http://www.forum-smilies.com/fun_83.gif

Thats my favorite.

Stupid? Moi? http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/ukid.gif

hmm

Get him, henry!

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/alienlunch2.gif

Tell me where you got them! Please, I'll do anything thats possible on this forum!!!!!

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/thefinger_red.gif

henry obviously thought finti looked tasty !

VERY tasty.

henry said he needed garlic.

I need those smileys, you J@CK@$$!
This is Queeq ->http://www.forum-smilies.com/brutal_34.gif<- This is me.

A little story about me and GK. I'm the red one.

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/BIGBBfall.gif

Queeq ol' buddy ol' pal, what do I have to do in return for those smileys?

First you call me j@ck@$$ and then I'm you're ole buddy.... hmmmm....

I rewrote our little story BTW, I'm the one on the right.

http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/Cliff.gif

well, the rancor thing is in the Violent section of www.mysmilies.com. I'm not sure about the others, but they're funny.

Now stop arguing! GK, just go surf the net for smilies. www.google.com and enter "Forum smilies" or somethin like that.

See, here's Queeq's pet! What's his name again, Queeq?

Oh no! He's being attacked! What happens next Queeq?

http://www.colute.net/cwm/contrib/sz/killtheimu.gifhttp://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/contrib/ut1/rocketwhore.gif

Oh, btw, I bought you a new pet!

http://216.40.201.38/contrib/sz/yummyimu.gif

He seems a little afraid of his new buddy..


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