Man kills deer with bare hands
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KharmaDog
Now that's one tough son of a b*tch!
debbiejo
Adrenalin can do magic stuff, like little ladies able to lift cars up to save someone they love...
Bardock42
Originally posted by KharmaDog
Now that's one tough son of a b*tch!
Yeah well...Doomsday did that two...single handedly.....
Clovie
I have some qeustions
1. Did that deer kill guy's daughter?
2. Why was it in her bedroom?
3. Was police officer gay, or it is just a name?
gotta think about more
Susan-Storm
Wow someone has really good hands to kill a 5 point Buck...With Just his Hands
Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
I have some qeustions
1. Did that deer kill guy's daughter?
2. Why was it in her bedroom?
3. Was police officer gay, or it is just a name?
gotta think about more
I think I can answer the third...it's only a name!
Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
I think I can answer the third...it's only a name! thanks for ensuring
KharmaDog
Originally posted by Clovie
I have some qeustions
1. Did that deer kill guy's daughter?
2. Why was it in her bedroom?
3. Was police officer gay, or it is just a name?
gotta think about more
I'm hoping this is a joke. If it isn't, read the article again.
Susan-Storm
This Man has Some issues with nature..or maybe he just enjoys killing Deer with his bare hands instead of calling animal control..i don't know what goes through his mind but he is awfully strange to me
KharmaDog
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
This Man has Some issues with nature
Or he has an issue with a 200-270 pound male deer in rut tearing apart his house.
Do people even read the first post or do the just read the titles and comment?
Susan-Storm
I Read it,he could have at least killed it with a rifl..now his dauthers room is covered in blood
PVS
do you think perhaps if he had a rifle handy he wouldnt have risked his life in such a way?
does anyone use common sense anymore?
the article suggested the the guy got mule kicked in the nuts.
you think he wished for that scenario?
Clovie
Originally posted by KharmaDog
I'm hoping this is a joke. If it isn't, read the article again.
maybe you forgot, but i'm an idiot. anyone can confirm it
and article says that the room was covered with blood, and at first i thoguht it was that girl's (and seeing her edead would give him extra strengh so he would be able to kill the animal)
KharmaDog
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
I Read it,he could have at least killed it with a rifl..now his dauthers room is covered in blood
O.K., first of all, when you shoot an animal with a rifle, it bleeds. Second of all, one might find it dangerous to shoot a rifle in your house, especially at close range to an enraged/frightened animal in close quarters with your family around. Third, how do you know the guy had a rifle?
I guess it's all perception. I see a guy who reacted to a crazy situation by instinct and did an incredible feat, other people see a blood thirsty killer killing an animal for sport. That's an interesting issue in itself.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
I Read it,he could have at least killed it with a rifl..now his dauthers room is covered in blood
Maybe he didn't have a rifle
....and it's not like there's not enough deer in the world.
botankus
It never states that the daughter was in her bedroom, so I'll assume that she wasn't since it wouldn't make sense to leave that out. It was her house; it never even states if she was home or not.
Susan-Storm
I Am just saying don't call me stupid for something i think of
Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
maybe you forgot, but i'm an idiot. anyone can confirm it
and article says that the room was covered with blood, and at first i thoguht it was that girl's (and seeing her edead would give him extra strengh so he would be able to kill the animal)
Seems like he didnt need that extra boost, eh?
Susan-Storm
Originally posted by Clovie
maybe you forgot, but i'm an idiot. anyone can confirm it
and article says that the room was covered with blood, and at first i thoguht it was that girl's (and seeing her edead would give him extra strengh so he would be able to kill the animal)
Yea it sort of would
Clovie
Originally posted by botankus
It never states that the daughter was in her bedroom, so I'll assume that she wasn't since it wouldn't make sense to leave that out. It was her house; it never even states if she was home or not. oh... coz it was unclear to me
Originally posted by Bardock42
Seems like he didnt need that extra boost, eh? dunno... I would rather run away than fight it
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
I Am just saying don't call me stupid for something i think of you said Ion sometihng should be bond
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
Yea it sort of would
but as well you're only person agreeing with me
botankus
Bentonville, Arkansas?
Barehanded Deer Killing? That Wal-Mart thread? Something's a little bit too creepy about those being two of the top 2 threads at the moment.
Bardock42
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
Yea it sort of would
Maybe it would Paralyze him.....we really just know what is stated in the article and he killed a deer with his bare hands...and that'S pretty tough..and that'S the whole point of this thread.
Clovie
Originally posted by botankus
Bentonville, Arkansas?
Barehanded Deer Killing? That Wal-Mart thread? Something's a little bit too creepy about those being two of the top 2 threads at the moment. you think we should be rather debating about that home-war in the uptowns of Paris
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe it would Paralyze him.....we really just know what is stated in the article and he killed a deer with his bare hands...and that'S pretty tough..and that'S the whole point of this thread. but the psychologiacal view of it is very interesting as well..
KharmaDog
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
I Am just saying don't call me stupid for something i think of
Take it easy, no one called you stupid. You may feel stupid. But no one called you stupid.
However, I'd love for you to explain these comments:
This Man has Some issues with nature..
or maybe he just enjoys killing Deer with his bare hands instead of calling animal control
..i don't know what goes through his mind but he is awfully strange to me
Susan-Storm
Originally posted by Clovie
you said Ion sometihng should be bond
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU..HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD BONDS AND HIS NAME IS NOT SPELT ION ! AND STOP BRINGING IT UP
___________
yes i am the only one who agrees
Clovie
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU..HE WOULD MAKE A GOOD BONDS AND HIS NAME IS NOT SPELLED ION ! AND STOP BRINGING IT UP
___________
yes i am the only one who agrees
spelt
Ian then?
very good. shame other don't see it
Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
you think we should be rather debating about that home-war in the uptowns of Paris
but the psychologiacal view of it is very interesting as well..
What Psychological view? He jsut killed a deer.....many any people did that before.....
Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
What Psychological view? He jsut killed a deer.....many any people did that before..... I know, that's why I wanna know if the deer killed his daughter
Susan-Storm
Originally posted by Clovie
spelt
Ian then?
very good. shame other don't see it
IOAN IT IS SPELT THAT WAY OKAY
Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
I know, that's why I wanna know if the deer killed his daughter
Very, very unlikely..they wouldn't have left out this rather important detail...and people killed deer even without their daughters being killed by one.
Clovie
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
IOAN IT IS SPELT THAT WAY OKAY Ioan, ok now?
and still I wouldn't like him as Bond.
Originally posted by Bardock42
Very, very unlikely..they wouldn't have left out this rather important detail...and people killed deer even without their daughters being killed by one. I wasn't sure I didn't skipped it
and sure they were, but IMO that was for food, or leather or something...
Bardock42
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
IOAN IT IS SPELT THAT WAY OKAY
Who's that?
Susan-Storm
We are all entitled to our Opinion
Ioan Gruffudd of Course
BACK TO SUBJECT
Clovie
Originally posted by Bardock42
Who's that? SEE???? He doesn't know him either
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
We are all entitled to our Opinion
exactly.
KharmaDog
still waiting.....................
and if you want to talk about celebrities, go to a different thread. This is not OTF
Susan-Storm
Originally posted by Clovie
SEE???? He doesn't know him either
exactly.
STOP THE OFF TOPICING ... HEY SOME PPL MAY NOT KNOW WHO JOHNNY DEPP IS BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP HALF OF THE WOMEN POPULATION FROM LIKING HIM
For me i just like ioan..ioan..ioan,that is all that goes through my head ALL Day
Clovie
Originally posted by KharmaDog
still waiting.....................
and if you want to talk about celebrities, go to a different thread. This is not OTF what are you waiting for?
and I don't wanna talk about celebrities. I don't like mod there schmoll
Originally posted by Susan-Storm
STOP THE OFF TOPICING ... HEY SOME PPL MAY NOT KNOW WHO JOHNNY DEPP IS BUT THAT DOES NOT STOP HALF OF THE WOMEN POPULATION FROM LIKING HIM
For me i just like ioan..ioan..ioan,that is all that goes through my head ALL Day
I know Johnny Depp
Echuu
Originally posted by KharmaDog
Take it easy, no one called you stupid. You may feel stupid. But no one called you stupid.
However, I'd love for you to explain these comments:
I can explain the comments...they are pretty much doing the whining for any animal rights groups that would come along.
Frankly I don't see why anyone should have a problem with a man killing a deer that smashed into his house. He was protecting himself, family, home and that's that.
botankus
Originally posted by Bardock42
Very, very unlikely..they wouldn't have left out this rather important detail...and people killed deer even without their daughters being killed by one.
It never states if the daughter was anywhere near this event! It just says it was her house.
So, I would say, no, she did not die, unless perhaps she was run over by a truck somewhere at the same time.
Susan-Storm
Okay. So a man killed a dear with his bare hands..i hope he washed his hand before he ate anything
Bardock42
Originally posted by Clovie
SEE???? He doesn't know him either
exactly.
That'S not necessarily a Bad thing..I am just not familiar with him.
Originally posted by KharmaDog
still waiting.....................
and if you want to talk about celebrities, go to a different thread. This is not OTF
Actually the Movie Stars and Celebrity Forum would be appropriate.
KharmaDog
Originally posted by Clovie
what are you waiting for?
and I don't wanna talk about celebrities. I don't like mod there schmoll
I am waiting for susan storm to answer the question I asked above, and I am waiting for both you and her to get a clue and stop talking about johnny Depp or anything else that doesn't have to do with the topic of this thread.
Clovie
Originally posted by botankus
It never states if the daughter was anywhere near this event! It just says it was her house.
So, I would say, no, she did not die, unless perhaps she was run over by a truck somewhere at the same time. so she is dead!
Originally posted by KharmaDog
I am waiting for susan storm to answer the question I asked above, and I am waiting for both you and her to get a clue and stop talking about johnny Depp or anything else that doesn't have to do with the topic of this thread. Johnny Depp has killed a deer in some movie
Susan-Storm
I know I Know there is a thread..but it is dieing out
. but i did not come here to talk about Ioan..though i could do it all day. lets talk about man killing a 5 point deer
Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
It never states if the daughter was anywhere near this event! It just says it was her house.
So, I would say, no, she did not die, unless perhaps she was run over by a truck somewhere at the same time.
Maybe I didn't make it clear enough I meant "...very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very unlikely"Originally posted by Susan-Storm
Okay. So a man killed a dear with his bare hands..i hope he washed his hand before he ate anything
Haha funny..."man killled his dears with bare hands"...I am lol-ing....
KharmaDog
Originally posted by Clovie
so she is dead!
Johnny Depp has killed a deer in some movie
Bardock42
Originally posted by KharmaDog
How overly appropriate....
botankus
Originally posted by Bardock42
Maybe I didn't make it clear enough I meant "...very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very unlikely"
That was for Clov's question.
Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
That was for Clov's question.
Alright.
botankus
Perhaps the man should have consorted with these two, erm, deer wrestlers before he visited. They seem to know what they're doing, even if I don't.
PVS
i guess what the poster was saying is that the man hates nature since he didnt leave the house, get in his car, drive down to the guns and ammo shop, fill out an application for a gun permit, wait a couple of days for it to be approved, buy the rifle and ammo, and then returned home praying that the buck would sit there and wait the whole time without destroying his home.
KharmaDog
Originally posted by PVS
i guess what the poster was saying is that the man hates nature since he didnt leave the house, get in his car, drive down to the guns and ammo shop, fill out an application for a gun permit, wait a couple of days for it to be approved, buy the rifle and ammo, and then returned home praying that the buck would sit there and wait the whole time without destroying his home.
Thank you for clearing that up as Susan storm seems incapable of clearing up her own statements.
And Botankus, that pic is dangerously close to ungulate porn.
PVS
Originally posted by KharmaDog
And Botankus, that pic is dangerously close to ungulate porn.
omfg in heaven that is soooooo WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...but wow, really does look like they're doing a bit more then "wrestling" there doesnt it?
debbiejo
..I'm sorry, but this thread is cracking me up......
Though we did have a case here where a deer broke into a car windshield when a man was driving....It killed him by hoofing him to death....they are very powerful when they are frightened....that man couldn't escape......
BTW...Venison is tasty..eat
PVS
indeed, venison is delicious
Capt_Fantastic
I once killed a gnat with my bare hands. It put up a fight, let me tell you. I had to chance it all over the room, for like five minutes before I cornered it.
debbiejo
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
I once killed a gnat with my bare hands. It put up a fight, let me tell you. I had to chance it all over the room, for like five minutes before I cornered it.
That's why you shouldn't kill spiders........they're good for something....they'll help you with your gnat problems........
Though misquotes are really a bear....
KharmaDog
Originally posted by debbiejo
Though misquotes are really a bear....
Yeah, I hate when people misquote me.
MysteryRidah
I think the whole thing could of been solved in a more peaceful way, if he gave the deer some food and maybe prayed a little.
But hey, thats just me.
KharmaDog
Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I think the whole thing could of been solved in a more peaceful way, if he gave the deer some food and maybe prayed a little.
But hey, thats just me.
That's gotta be a joke. Please tell me it was a joke.
soleran30
he should got a bat too
A couple good close ups and then finish the deer off
PVS
Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I think the whole thing could of been solved in a more peaceful way, if he gave the deer some food and maybe prayed a little.
But hey, thats just me.
compromise: i think he should have beat it to death with a bible
eggmayo
That's why you should carry knives in your home. In case a deer dives through the window.
KharmaDog
This thread may hold the record for ' greatest number of stupid comments in a single thread'.
Bardock42
Originally posted by KharmaDog
This thread may hold the record for ' greatest number of stupid comments in a single thread'.
I know what you are but what am I .....
eggmayo
Originally posted by Bardock42
I know what you are but what am I .....
big gay.
Bardock42
Originally posted by eggmayo
big gay.
YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
idowhatiamtold
Holy shit! And I thought I got pissed when someone woke me up!
eggmayo
Originally posted by Bardock42
YOUR MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
i ad your mum innit
Bardock42
Originally posted by eggmayo
i ad your mum innit
DEY TUK R JOBS ..... oy, poor KD....we destroyed his thread....
Ms Flower
Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I think the whole thing could of been solved in a more peaceful way, if he gave the deer some food and maybe prayed a little.
But hey, thats just me. a frightened animal is NOT gonna stop to munch on an ear of corn
he did what he had to do when faced with the situation. Rather impressive I think and certainly a story he can tell his grandchildren.
oh and my opinion....venison is nasty
eggmayo
Originally posted by Bardock42
poor KD....we destroyed his thread....
It was destroyed enough already:
Originally posted by MysteryRidah
I think the whole thing could of been solved in a more peaceful way, if he gave the deer some food and maybe prayed a little.
But hey, thats just me.
debbiejo
Originally posted by PVS
compromise: i think he should have beat it to death with a bible
CAST IT OUT...DEVIL!!!!
jOHN_Anderton
Originally posted by debbiejo
BTW...Venison is tasty.
Please excuse me but coming so closely behind that shameless display of 3-way ungulate s#x, your comment begs the question: "Tasty in what way exactly?"
*jA runs out of thread w/his long coat over his head, as he is pelted by fragments of dessicated ungulate dung . . .*
debbiejo
Originally posted by jOHN_Anderton
Please excuse me but coming so closely behind that shameless display of 3-way ungulate s#x, your comment begs the question: "Tasty in what way exactly?"
*jA runs out of thread w/his long coat over his head, as he is pelted by fragments of dessicated ungulate dung . . .*
As in it tastes good when you grill it, and season it, and if not that great...always add A-1 sauce to it....
mailedbypostman
FATALITY!
Btw, that deer wasn't hungry, he was angry because he believed he saw a rival for his mate so he attacked it.
The Highlord
wow thats one awesome accomplishment by that guy
debbiejo
You know...all this talking about venison.............I'm goin down stairs now to pull some out of my freezer.....I'm hungry for it now........
Gods truth...I'm gonna sizzle that thing...season it, and make it alllllll mine.
jOHN_Anderton
Damn, now you got me wishin' I could run out to McD's and get me one! A venison burger that is! Hey debbiejo, 8 day to go. If you like venison, you know. Right? Hint: It's a Michigan thing and begins at dawn on the 15th.
debbiejo
Hunting season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jOHN_Anderton
"YOU ARE CORRECT! Lets give the little lady a warm applause. "
*Audience breaks out in applause: "Yay...!"*
*jA looks up at the mic boom*
jA: "Gene, why don't you tell debbiejo what she's just won."
Gene the prize commentator: "Thaaaaaaats right Gene! Debbiejo, if you were ever worried about the Michigan winter and once again having to get around all those snow drifts, worry no more! Because you just won *drum roll . . .* A NEEEEEW CAAAAR!!!"
*audience goes crazy applauding as the curtains part and the new vehicle appears*
Gene: "Thaaaaats right debbiejo. It's a Brand New 2006 all wheel drive Jeep Grand Cherokie!!!! But thats not all!"
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Gene: "Because when it just gets too cold to take and cabin fever is gettin you down, like in February, thats when we're sending you on a 3 week vacation in *drum roll . . .* HAWAII!!!!"
debbiejo
Yeah!!!...and is the Cherokee 4 wheel drive?.........Cause us Michiganders or Michaganians....(don't know what we are...didn't we take a vote at one time?) do need it here in the north.....Hmmm...happy to not get stuck in the drifts any more....I did like 5 times last year....LOL
though never did hit bambi...
botankus
Man, I was thinking about this thread all night and re-visiting it today. Well, not really, but was really more interested in how many KMC users went out in the woods today with nothing more than their fists and willpower.
KharmaDog
Originally posted by botankus
Man, I was thinking about this thread all night and re-visiting it today. Well, not really, but was really more interested in how many KMC users went out in the woods today with nothing more than their fists and willpower.
Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Man, I was thinking about this thread all night and re-visiting it today. Well, not really, but was really more interested in how many KMC users went out in the woods today with nothing more than their fists and willpower.
Well if they did there wouldn't be many people to post in this thread then, now would there?
botankus
Um, that would be a no. Any bare-fisted deer mauler worth his weight in sheer brute force and intellect would have wireless internet service available at their side after the kill.
Bardock42
Originally posted by botankus
Um, that would be a no. Any bare-fisted deer mauler worth his weight in sheer brute force and intellect would have wireless internet service available at their side after the kill.
Actually I meant that most KMCers fighting a full grown deer would probably be dead by now....
botankus
Oh...well, that's definately a true statement.
botankus
And it would probably result in this:
jOHN_Anderton
This thread just keeps getting funnier. LOL!!!
But IDK, maybe it's just ME. Firstly, I AM impressed with the ability of some wild ass dude to wrestle a huge animal to death especially if he was so destitute he needed to eat him - however I think we don't have the complete story and that, as common sense would indicate - he was LUCKY more than anything else. I mean just how would YOU report that story if you were the typical unprincipled hack that goes by the title "journalist" in this bush-whacked decade of the "not so free or honest press" and "anything to get readership and thus a promotion" era? So we really don't know the particulars, do we. I mean, the deer coulda been mortally wounded by shards of glass or compromised in some other was before the homo sapien jumped on him. And for that matter, maybe the homo s. jumped on it for some other purpose, too despicable to mention here ( but hinted at in the ungulate image in some above frame) and was thus disappointed that it died for unrelated reasons vis a vis crashing through plate glass. We just don't know now do we?
Moreover, assuming the dude's daughter wasn't even at home or in a state of danger, it seems to me the easiest way to solve the problem would be to make a way for the poor dumb terrified animal to exit and so to proceed as follows: (1) prop the closest exit door to the "open" position (2) grab some protection, like a chair and/or a baseball bat (3)somehow maneuver behind the animal or exit the house, coming in through the gaping hole which used to be a window to do so (4) make noise, prod and poke so as to herd the buck in the direction of the opened door. (5) in all likelihood, when that thing sees daylight, it's gonna run like hell out of that terrifying, enclosed space. (6) you just transformed a common everyday buck into a celebrity as you can imagine how all the doe's would be throwing themselves at him upon hearing his adventure. (7) you may have saved your own life since no matter how "tough" you are, the power of an animal like that is such that it very easily could kick you to death or maim you for life if one connected, or gore you thus collapsing lungs and/or causing internal organ damage & artery laceration. (8) if it had paralyzed you, you just also saved the enormous inconvenience and expense of your family members having to regularly visit you in that piss smelling clinic for the destitute where you now ruin all their free time and the holidays as well 'cause if they're not having to come and wheel your dead ass everywhere's they're feeling guilty about maybe not visiting enough (9) you've also just saved lots of money by MINIMIZING damages to your daughters home and property (10) thereby acquiring the eternal appreciation of your daughter and her fam 'cause if you had done something stupid like twisting the head off a large deer who was paralyzed with terror and already bleeding from cuts, you would've made a bloody mess everywhere and MAXIMIZED the damage to her house & things, which, lets face it, if you're so destitute you wanted to take advantage of the mishap so you could eat the animal throughout the winter, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE to rush out and replace all those things now are you? SHE's going to suffer the time and expense of cleaning up the blood, cleaning up all the damaged little delicate things women like to have an surround themselves with, but which she has just lost forever. Not to put too fine a point on it but YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE to suffer the payments for repairing or replacing the holes in the walls, the busted up furniture, the pissed-on bed mattress, the demolished brand new 52" 16:9 high def Samsung that she saved all year to get, no thanks to you, oh and that old Compaq computer that was her only lifeline to the world. Yeah, well, your stupid ass WILL be the talk of the town for years to come, earning you innumerable free mugs of very bad beer at the local bar where you hang out along w/all your other loser buds and self-stylized "tough guys". Yuh huh. What a hero LOL. Waaay ta go daud!
debbiejo
Deer have very thick necks......couldn't even imagine grabbing a kicking scared deer and being able to hold it while breaking its very large neck.
botankus
Debs, you should just take the easy way out when killing your deer if you don't think you can break its neck:
debbiejo
Was that Santas Reindeer up there?
jOHN_Anderton
Originally posted by debbiejo
Deer have very thick necks......couldn't even imagine grabbing a kicking scared deer and being able to hold it while breaking its very large neck.
I know. Why I think there's a huge hole in that story, other than the one made by the deer jumping into the window! I mean, I got nothing against hunting for meat. Hell, I'm from Michigan, well, not Hell, MI, but Michigan nontheless. I enjoy venison. Oh yeah, btw, how was it last night - the venison you made?
debbiejo
It was good....of course...eat
botankus
Originally posted by debbiejo
Was that Santas Reindeer up there?
Yeah, in the form of a Mack Truck slamming into it at 70 mph.
KharmaDog
Originally posted by jOHN_Anderton
I know. Why I think there's a huge hole in that story, other than the one made by the deer jumping into the window! I mean, I got nothing against hunting for meat. Hell, I'm from Michigan, well, not Hell, MI, but Michigan nontheless. I enjoy venison. Oh yeah, btw, how was it last night - the venison you made?
I have no problem believing this. Men have killed bears and lions with their bare hands, what is so difficult to believe that one couldn't kill a deer? As for the deer neck muscle, as strong as it is, if twisted a neck breaks, especially if the weight if the human is significant.
As for not believing a deer would jump through a window, that has happened many times. A buck in rut sees it's reflection, thinks its another buck and comes crashing through.
It seems that people have watched too many bambi videos or have no experience with the wild when they suggest that the guy could have offered it food or coaxed it out of his house.
DarkCrawler
Originally posted by botankus
Man, I was thinking about this thread all night and re-visiting it today. Well, not really, but was really more interested in how many KMC users went out in the woods today with nothing more than their fists and willpower.
At least one.
jOHN_Anderton
Originally posted by KharmaDog
I have no problem believing this. Men have killed bears and lions with their bare hands, what is so difficult to believe that one couldn't kill a deer? As for the deer neck muscle, as strong as it is, if twisted a neck breaks, especially if the weight if the human is significant.
As for not believing a deer would jump through a window, that has happened many times. A buck in rut sees it's reflection, thinks its another buck and comes crashing through.
It seems that people have watched too many bambi videos or have no experience with the wild when they suggest that the guy could have offered it food or coaxed it out of his house.
I'm not saying it's NOT possible, just extremely dangerous and stupid and yes, f'ing cruel, especially when you don't have to kill the poor bastard. but to me it's funny how you seem to think a man killing a bear or 5-point buck is an everyday occurance! I mean thats just too funny man. and hey, you're from Canada. you should know better, eh?
oh yeah, and so, according to you, it's waaaay too hard to believe you couldn't push and prod with bat and chair and otherwise scream at and throw shit at the deer to get it to run out of the wide open door to safety and away from you - BUT - it's waaay easy to believe the dude tackled it and broke its neck with superhuman force, just like people do every day, and with bears too?
HAHAHAHA. . .
methinks it's YOU who have been watching too much Smallville or something.
(btw, if i'm watching bambi vids, it's NOT the kind that are about deer. lol.)
botankus
Ah, the thread of the year is back! I love starting my day off with the home-invading deer vs. some chick's dad showdown.
botankus
Every man needs a good mule. If he only had a mule, the problem would have been solved.
debbiejo
I asked for a Reindeer one Christmas when I was 7...Needless to say...
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