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Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

16 We are drama queens

17 Fashion police do exist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

27 We are beautiful at all times

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

Things Girls should know about guys...

1. We ARE going to do/have done everthing on that list. So please don't hate us...

50% of the list means the opposite to most girls I know for some reason.

50% of that is your own opinion

that's more ***** than girl


(don't hurt me)

Originally posted by xyz jedi
that's more ***** than girl


(don't hurt me) hmmmmmm? Imma girl and the list is great. and im am not a b!tch! *pokes xyz with stick*

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
angel_not

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
Not really. I' ve done things that would make a whore blush.

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Don' t ever play up on me.

16 We are drama queens
Save me the drama.

17 Fashion police do exist
Never met them.

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
naughty

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
Do I look like a lollypop?

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
The unshaven look can drive a woman wild. Mmm, sexy...

27 We are beautiful at all times


28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
I don' t suffer from any complexes.

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
I don' t pretend to know it all.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Storm
28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
I don' t suffer from any complexes.

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
I don' t pretend to know it all.

those two were interesting.

28 > you're not in the majority about it.

30 > so why do you seem otherwise?



and I'm not picking on you..... it just got me to think.


anf some stuff on that list i agree with, some I don't. and some i didn't understand

I'm sorry

50% of that list is bullshit.

Things women should know

1. you guys are not perfect and can be devils.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
50% of that list is bullshit.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
50% of that list is bullshit.

Originally posted by Clovie
those two were interesting.

28 > you're not in the majority about it.

30 > so why do you seem otherwise?



and I'm not picking on you..... it just got me to think.


anf some stuff on that list i agree with, some I don't. and some i didn't understand

30 is easy to answer Clovie....she doesn't need to pretend...she just knows it all

Originally posted by Telpy

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise


Shut up

women =

Originally posted by Clovie
those two were interesting.

28 > you're not in the majority about it.

30 > so why do you seem otherwise?



and I'm not picking on you..... it just got me to think.


anf some stuff on that list i agree with, some I don't. and some i didn't understand
25. I' m speaking for myself, it' s a personal view, hence the I and not we.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

I'm sorry

Is anyone else reminded of Maddox's

Twenty-six things a perfect guy would do,
and other propaganda disseminated by misguided women.?

???

Originally posted by Telpy
Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

16 We are drama queens

17 Fashion police do exist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

27 We are beautiful at all times

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

i will try to rember these things when i'm on a date.

Women are so shallow ready to speak of men and not check themselves

Things girls should know about guys:

1 Guy's only lie to get somewhere with you, you should feel flattered.

2 Just cut the foreplay... Talking dirty will only get you so far.

3 And risk going into a deep conversation... I think not.

4 Obviously.... Well al little white lie never hurts.

5 You've never been hit in the balls (just thought I'd throw that in somewhere)

6 Want some flowers? naughty

7 It's true.... Got to hate guys like that.

8 Size does matter to guys, don't want to feel inferior.

9 See No. 8

10 Homeboys are important to a guy.

11 Totally.

12 See no.11

13 See no.11

14 Guys like routine...

15 And guys are not?

16 And guys are not?

17 Just look at all the metrosexual guys

18 Yeah...... real gross

19 Neither do most guys (It's called lying)

20 Same goes for you girlie's.

21 Same goes for guys....

22 Yeah... always

23 Facial hair makes many feel cool... you can't deprive a guy of that.

24 Love the man, love his smell.

25 Pam's breasts suck.

26 Snot rockets?

27 If a guy says you're beautiful, he's probably not lying

28 We do....

29 It's harder than it looks....

30 Guys like to think they're right.... humour them.

omg.. After reading that list I don't know if girls are worth it anymore..

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
Fair enough, don't lie to us either.
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
HA! My ex is the one who wanted to talk dirty.
3 Dont say you understand when you dont
When I don't understand, I ask for an explanation. Most guys are the same.
4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
A real woman knows when someone is prettier, but accepts the fact that your man loves you for you, no matter what you look like.
5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
True.
6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
True as well. Girls must reciprocate also. You need to be sweet instead of biatches when you do something wrong as well.
7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
Personally, I don't talk about my penis, somethings in my life are private except for my lady.
8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
In my experience, this is true.
9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
Mmkay
10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
Who said we put systems in our car for you in the first place? We do it for ourselves, plus to show off.
11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
Do I see the green monster of envy poking it's head?
12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
A real man knows this as well.
13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Bullshit, if I am not wrong I will let you know it. Don't blame us when we did nothing wrong.
14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
Fair enough.
15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
Not all women are self-conscious, personally I like a woman who is comfortable in her own body, no matter what.
16 We are drama queens
We already know.
17 Fashion police do exist
So...like we care. We dress comfortably, not always to impress.
18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
If you want some guy to go down on you, you damn well better do it as well.
19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
And we do not care about Soap Operas, Beauty Shops, Who's ass is fatter, etc. We will leave our friend talk with friends, not each other. But it's best to find a common interest.
20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
If your guy doesn't do this anyways, maybe he's giving you signs that you're boring him.
21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
And we don't shave our faces everyday, so don't complain about our stubble.
22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
The guys that make these types of bets are usually arseholes. Dump them.
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
No, like Storm said, facial hair is a real turn on to some women. This is like us telling you how to do your hair. It's my body I'll do what I want with it.
24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
It's natural, get over it. NEWS FLASH: Women do these same bodily functions too.
25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
Not all men like fake breasts. I prefer natural, whatever size.
26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets
Agreed.
27 We are beautiful at all times
Prove it. If the guy is in love, then yes you will always look beautiful in his eyes.
28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
Usually you AREN'T fat, so either hit a gym or shut up about it.
29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
The guys you've been with must have been raised in a barn. Even if a little bit gets on the toilet (seat up) It's not hard to clean it.
30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it.
BULLSHIT!

Just kidding of course, guys are goddamn ugly!

But I will complete the list.

78: Girls want to wear tiara's, give them tiara's.
79: Girls want to be princesses, lie to them that you are a prince.
80: Girls talk constantly and don't even care if you listen, just don't shoot bullets at them. They don't like that.
81: Cats like milk, give it to them.
93: Some girls act like moronic pornstars, kill them.
53*2.35: After reading this post, you will die within one week by a girl coming out of you're monitor when you're watching porn.

*yawn* Some girls are simple. They dont mind if guys do something but it'll tick em off. I act like that sometimes. But i sometimes keep it to myself. I know pathetic.

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
Well you got to stop lieing to us

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
Thats why the girls start it.

3 Dont say you understand when you dont
Don't get mad when we say we don't understand then

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
Pretty is not everything

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
You don't get kicked in the balls so don't pretend you know what it is like.

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
Girls are gaulable(sp error)

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
Girls love to show cleavage to show off and besides no one talks about there winky unless the girls ask.

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
It may not matter to you but it would be nice if they had the package right ?

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
guys don't like it when the girls act like they are perfect

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
Only in the movies

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
jealous much...then stop talking about your ex boyfriend and even flirting with them

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
Girls don't like it(where I am0 the like men that beat them and crush beer cans on there heads and burp.

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Girls need to know they do things wrong and they are not perfect

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
you guys are not a queen and you are lucky it is not Mc donalds every time...it cost money you gold diggers

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
Not all women

16 We are drama queens
Yup

17 Fashion police do exist
don't be shallow

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
I am sure all women never did this before. They invented it after all.

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
And we do not care about Soap Operas, Beauty Shops, Who's ass is fatter, etc. We will leave our friend talk with friends, not each other. But it's best to find a common interest. <like ken said

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
we are not machines

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
And we don't shave our faces everyday, so don't complain about our stubble. < like ken said

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
i don't but don't be teases.

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
then shave your legs everyday

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
It's natural, get over it. NEWS FLASH: Women do these same bodily functions too. < like ken said

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
Pam sucks, and breast is not everything

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets
thats nasty

27 We are beautiful at all times
Thought you said not to lie

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
see 27

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
The guys you've been with must have been raised in a barn. Even if a little bit gets on the toilet (seat up) It's not hard to clean it. < like ken said and plus you don't have a winky so stop pretending you know what it is like

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it.
MY ASS

Originally posted by overlord
omg.. After reading that list I don't know if girls are worth it anymore..

sounds like your'e batting for the other team.

Originally posted by GCG
sounds like your'e batting for the other team.

Maybe his gate swings both ways.

Maybe he's homosexual....

whats wrong with that?

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
whats wrong with that?

Nothing

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
whats wrong with that?

Seriously? Nothing.

Things Girls Need to Know...

1. Guys like to rip on each other.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Seriously? Nothing.

Things Girls Need to Know...

1. Guys like to rip on each other. Sorry my friend gets made fun of because it.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Sorry my friend gets made fun of because it.

Because there are assh0les in this world. He's homosexual, I'm okay with that. It's his sexual orientation, everyone is different.

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
Sorry my friend gets made fun of because it.

2. Guys only generally make fun of straight guys by calling them gay... only bastards actually go as far as making fun of someone because of their sexuality.

I wish guys were more like you at my school. He wouldnt be as sad.

hold on HOLD ON! i'm not finished copying that down!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hold on HOLD ON! i'm not finished copying that down!

*Pats Mr.Laser Printer on his li'l head.*

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
whats wrong with that?

That list can ruin a healthy male's heterosexual life.

We are sensitive

Originally posted by GCG
That list can ruin a healthy male's heterosexual life.

We are sensitive

It's okay man... *sobs* ..The meanies are just joking.

You do know girls have it off better in some places.

Everyones afraid of them
They have no balls
For orgasm they can just touch ttheir clit, we have to wank (masturmate) for ages
It's cool to be lesbian but not homo

And speaking of lesbian, when woman want to change men to be sensetive and shit, it's like they're all lesbian! But then again, lesbian turns on all normal men, and woman in it have enormous dildos to give them as much orgasm as they want!

You woman are so ppicky. No wonder we go for strippers and prostitutes with nice boddies.

wow....

Originally posted by xyz jedi
You do know girls have it off better in some places.

Everyones afraid of them
They have no balls
For orgasm they can just touch ttheir clit, we have to wank (masturmate) for ages
It's cool to be lesbian but not homo

And speaking of lesbian, when woman want to change men to be sensetive and shit, it's like they're all lesbian! But then again, lesbian turns on all normal men, and woman in it have enormous dildos to give them as much orgasm as they want!

You woman are so ppicky. No wonder we go for strippers and prostitutes with nice boddies. Umm...you better run. *takes pointy stick out.*

Mastur-Mate ......too funny....,

Originally posted by xyz jedi
You do know girls have it off better in some places.

Everyones afraid of them
They have no balls
For orgasm they can just touch ttheir clit, we have to wank (masturmate) for ages
It's cool to be lesbian but not homo

And speaking of lesbian, when woman want to change men to be sensetive and shit, it's like they're all lesbian! But then again, lesbian turns on all normal men, and woman in it have enormous dildos to give them as much orgasm as they want!

You woman are so ppicky. No wonder we go for strippers and prostitutes with nice boddies.
*Rolls eyes.*


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
You do know girls have it off better in some places.

Everyones afraid of them
They have no balls
For orgasm they can just touch ttheir clit, we have to wank (masturmate) for ages
It's cool to be lesbian but not homo

And speaking of lesbian, when woman want to change men to be sensetive and shit, it's like they're all lesbian! But then again, lesbian turns on all normal men, and woman in it have enormous dildos to give them as much orgasm as they want!

You woman are so ppicky. No wonder we go for strippers and prostitutes with nice boddies.

Dude... (This guy does not represent most guys)

You sound so desperate..... *hands over "mastermating" tool*

Originally posted by a1hsauce
oh...lookaround ha...I knew that

Yeah........ me too.....

Originally posted by xyz jedi
You do know girls have it off better in some places.

Everyones afraid of them
They have no balls
For orgasm they can just touch ttheir clit, we have to wank (masturmate) for ages
It's cool to be lesbian but not homo

And speaking of lesbian, when woman want to change men to be sensetive and shit, it's like they're all lesbian! But then again, lesbian turns on all normal men, and woman in it have enormous dildos to give them as much orgasm as they want!

You woman are so ppicky. No wonder we go for strippers and prostitutes with nice boddies.

You're on your own dude.

BTW, direct stimulation on the clitoris is in fact uncomfortable for most women.

I'm sorry girls

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You're on your own dude.

BTW, direct stimulation on the clitoris is in fact uncomfortable for most women.
thats why i rub indirectly

Originally posted by a1hsauce
thats why i rub indirectly

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
You're on your own dude.

BTW, direct stimulation on the clitoris is in fact uncomfortable for most women.

Sounds like a job for Mr.Tongue.........

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
But according to Telpy, women don't like going down on us, so we should go on strike from cunnilingus until they pay us back.

Because we should set an example.

nice pic A1hsauce where you get it

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
We need more women like Storm, she knows what she'd doing.

Start a petition...

You people are so stereotypical! Not all girls like the list!
Is it difficult to understand that people are different to each other?

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
You people are so stereotypical! Not all girls like the list!
Is it difficult to understand that people are different to each other? finaly. I thought it was a little how i feel. But it doesnt really get to me.

I'm sorry

Originally posted by xyz jedi
I'm sorry stop saying sorry it makes you seem less cofident. Thats what i hate the most. People that say sorry a lot. I know it sounds stupid

Originally posted by Telpy
Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out



That's a lie

Originally posted by Puddin Pop
finaly. I thought it was a little how i feel. But it doesnt really get to me.

Now he's gonna say sorry for saying sorry too much.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Now he's gonna say sorry for saying sorry too much. mmhhmm

anyway.... down with stereotypes!

i say sorry because of 13

dance

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it


Stop generalizing. A lot of women like giving bj's.

Originally posted by HBK
A lot of women like giving bj's.
I'm a guy and even I am grossed out by it.

For some reason I just feel that it is some degrading position, and when guys brag about it, it makes it even more sad.

Originally posted by overlord
I'm a guy and even I am grossed out by it.

For some reason I just feel that it is some degrading position, and when guys brag about it, it makes it even more sad.

I'm a guy and would very much enjoy it.

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

false

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

we dont?

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

but girls i know get pissy if the guy doesnt ACT like they understand...how are they to know...

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

absolutely positively true

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

this list is stereotypical just as SOME men stereotype women who have PMS...the pot calls the kettle black in this case

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

true most times

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

again...most times true

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

what? I want it to at least fit...

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

he wasnt SO bad...he came around

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

I dont know any men who use this as a 'chick magnet'

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

hey, watch it...Im somebodys ex too!

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

yes but only sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

id rather not have someone apologise if they are NOT wrong

14 Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

true...Id like to go to the beach sometimes

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

self-consciou = insecure....same thing

16 We are drama queens

I can be but choose not to

17 Fashion police do exist

and I shoulda been arrested on several occassions

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

no, you just have to find the right one..I found someone...yummy

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

false

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

all times?

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

true but some women should

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

false

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

some look better with a little facial hair...so long as its neatly groomed

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

not cool but it must be done...politely if possible

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

mostly true...she had her implants removed at one point...then put back...they look good except she needs a little more weight on her to make them look perfect....ok im rambling...sorry

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

absolutely positively true ALWAYS

27 We are beautiful at all times

you havent seen me in the morning

28 We will always think we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

...and remember...there is always someone else bigger then us

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

or clean up your mess when you miss...

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

false


my opinions of course....I dont get into men bashing just as women bashing is stupid.

Originally posted by HBK
I'm a guy and would very much enjoy it.
Of course.. But don't brag about it, there was this disgusting looking guy at school talking about what he was doing to his girlfriend and it scared the crap out of me.

I'm still traumatised, AY AY AY!

Even when we go potty?

Originally posted by HBK
Even when we go potty? prime example.....no

Originally posted by The Person Who Made This Thread
28 We will always think we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

*in Mr.T voice* Am no dating no fat chick.

... dude... foreplay is f*ckin awesome! angel_not

..... and i love sound systems in cars

.... if my guy farted i'd just laugh ... but its normal

I totally agree about the PMS one

Originally posted by Telpy
Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

16 We are drama queens

17 Fashion police do exist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

27 We are beautiful at all times

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

My God, so boring I didn't finish reading it. We know it's written by a girl.

Re: Things guys should know...

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
Just imagine a guy sitting on your lip all day, pretty cool, no?

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
Why the hell should we need to know that?

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
Maybe that is something wich is your own issue.

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
Wow, that stereotype again? For the last time, Pamela Anderson is ugly and balloon **** only excite drunk old men.

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
You are now actually talking about movies aren't you? That stuff never happens in the real world.

17 Fashion police do exist
Yup, and they are total retards.

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
WTF? That guy from Sex and the City? He is an ugly snob with a fat neck!

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Yeah, you'd like a mindless, egoless individual as sex slave don't you?

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
WTF? If a guy suddenly tells you that, you have to question his mental abilities.

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
When speaking about women in general at least try not to insult womens ability to rationalise.

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
If it weren't for this little sentence, I would have thought you were temporarily insane or something. I salute you.

Damn why did I even bother.. Her whole post reeks as hypocrism and sexism!
What a fine representative for her gender.

i got a question y is the list so damn long? *like the rest of them said please dont hurt me*

Originally posted by Telpy
23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it


weep

Originally posted by xyz jedi
that's more ***** than girl


(don't hurt me)

Helps with the poking!!!

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

I'll expect the same from you, then.


2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

I don't enjoy listening as much as you enjoy talking.


3 Dont say you understand when you dont

Then don't get pissy at me when I tell you I don't understand.


4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

No.


5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

I have to live with it and deal with it.


6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

Good advice, nevermind actually being sorry for something, just lie about it and kiss ass. Apparantly all girls are shallow enough to let anything slide if you pull a ****ing chair out for them.


7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

My dick is huge, you'll know it when you're impaled.


8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

Good.


9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

Fair enough.


10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

Money attracts women, a good sound system indicates you have money, ipso-factso, a good sound system = Poon.


11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

Sure, if you're a vindictive *****.


12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

Good, I'll cry when you swallow.


13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

This one is just inherently idioitic. I'm not apologizing for shit unless I did something wrong, unless I get something out of it.


14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

Tough shit, why don't you come up with ideas sometimes.


15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

Self improvement is possible, look it up.


16 We are drama queens

Then keep your drama too yourself, we are NOT drama queens and we don't want to hear it.


17 Fashion police do exist

So does the dumb police, watch out for them!


18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

Don't ask me to give you a present, pay for your food, kiss you or hug you or eat your damn snatch, in that case. Even though I enjoy the latter, if you're not goign to please me, then you can buy yourself a vibrator.


19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

And we don't care about your bullshit gossip, shopping or snooping.


20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

So must head.


21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

Wait, what? Later on you tell us to shave our faces, yet it's okay for YOU to not shave your legs? Apparantly, according to this list, girls are also hypocrits.


22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

Make bets? Stop acting like a horse and we'll stop betting on you as such.


23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

Tough shit. Learn to deal with it, the world doesn't revolve around you.


24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

*Farts* Take it.


25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

Fake or not, they're nice. As long as yours are half decent you have nothing to worry about.


26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

Yes it is!


27 We are beautiful at all times

Go look in the mirror when you first wake up, and you tell me when you're done screaming in horror and putting on pasty makeup to hide your face that you are "beautiful at all times".


28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

If you think you're fat, you're fat. Buy a treadmill if you don't like it.


29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

I'll straighten this up right now. We do this just to piss you off. We love the thought of you sitting in our piss and freaking out. Don't like it? Lift the toilet seat when you're done or less learn to sit in a wet toilet.


30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

Yeah, just like you're always beautiful.

Originally posted by Storm
2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
angel_not

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
Not really. I' ve done things that would make a whore blush.

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
Don' t ever play up on me.

16 We are drama queens
Save me the drama.

17 Fashion police do exist
Never met them.

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
naughty

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
Do I look like a lollypop?

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
The unshaven look can drive a woman wild. Mmm, sexy...

27 We are beautiful at all times


28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
I don' t suffer from any complexes.

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
I don' t pretend to know it all.


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Storm is my hero.

Meh, I hate these lists anyway. And it's not because I'm guy!

Originally posted by BackFire
12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

Good, I'll cry when you swallow.

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

Make bets? Stop acting like a horse and we'll stop betting on you as such.



fukkin hell...you're greatness hysterical

Originally posted by Telpy
Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening

3 Dont say you understand when you dont

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise

14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it

16 We are drama queens

17 Fashion police do exist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets

27 We are beautiful at all times

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it

heres my True or False opinions on these allegations...
1. T
2. F
3. F
4. T
5. T
6. F
7. T
8. T
9. T
10. T
11. F
12. T
13. T
14. T
15. T
16. T
17. T
18. F
19. T
20. T
21. T
22. F
23. T
24. F
25. T
26. T
27. T
28. T
29. T
30. T

I must now laugh hysterically at Backfire's answers.

Originally posted by Captain REX
I must now laugh hysterically at Backfire's answers. I must continue to laugh hysterically lol

giving head is gross? remember that the next time your guy goes down on you and he says you smell like a tuna factory in the middle of summer with no air conditioning.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
heres my True or False opinions on these allegations...
1. T
2. F
3. F
4. T
5. T
6. F
7. T
8. T
9. T
10. T
11. F
12. T
13. T
14. T
15. T
16. T
17. T
18. F
19. T
20. T
21. T
22. F
23. T
24. F
25. T
26. T
27. T
28. T
29. T
30. T

Looks like John's been whipped.

looks like John's getting head

Originally posted by Ms Flower
looks like John's getting head



Except we all know who it is, so we can now snicker and laugh to ourselves everytime we see them. We are so immature.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi


Except we all know who it is, so we can now snicker and laugh to ourselves everytime we see them. We are so immature. this is true...we can....except when Im giving head...you'll have to excuse me

*laughs to himself at Shellbell and Baylin*

*turns around and is sad because he isn't getting any*

And I'm a virgin!

So STFU Ken.

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Looks like John's been whipped.
and then some....jealous much?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
giving head is gross? remember that the next time your guy goes down on you and he says you smell like a tuna factory in the middle of summer with no air conditioning.

OUCH.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
giving head is gross? remember that the next time your guy goes down on you and he says you smell like a tuna factory in the middle of summer with no air conditioning.
I would have never thought this of Fallen Jedi


Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Originally posted by Ms Flower
looks like John's getting head
and then s......HEY!!!

Originally posted by Captain REX
And I'm a virgin!

So STFU Ken.

"Nelson from The Simpson's" laugh: HaHa!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
and then some....jealous much?

Yes.

dont be jealous, bro. i am sure mrs. kenobi is out there and is a real beauty.

Mrs. Kenobi.....I had a funny vision there....

of yourself as Mrs. Ken Kenobi?

Ewan MacGregor with boobs. That's all I'm saying.

Ah no.....more like Obi Wan with boobs.

Feck you for getting in first Rex

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Mrs. Kenobi.....I had a funny vision there....

I think I know what you mean.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont be jealous, bro. i am sure mrs. kenobi is out there and is a real beauty.

There are several candidates currently, all of whom are gorgeous natural beauties.

Lessee, there's Ewan MacGregor, Alec Guinness...any more?

Originally posted by Captain REX
Lessee, there's Ewan MacGregor, Alec Guinness...any more?

I was thinking more Ewan MacGregor. If I were gay, I'd soooooo be crushing on him.

Things guys should know about girls:

1 Dont ever lie to us, we always find out
Same here.

2 We dont enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening
Dirty talk doesn't turn me on at all......the only guys it does do that to are freaks mademoiselle, and if you enjoy going out with freaks i understand the need to make such a list.

3 Dont say you understand when you dont
Don't complain about it like the attention whore you are eyes

4 Girls are pretty, but yours is the prettiest
If she's "mine" that means i consider here pretty "enough"

5 You dont have PMS, dont act like you know what its like
Fair. Don't act like the world revolves around PMS.

6 Saying something sweet might get you off the hook, doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
Shallow much? Doesn't always work with the girls i date.

7 If you talk about having a big d**k, we know you dont
Fair enough. If you talk about being sensual and cat-like, i know you're just a scared virgin

8 Size does matter, but only to hoes, not girls that want relationships
That's nice

9 We dont like it when you act like Mr Big
That's nice

10 A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us
A new dress or earrings only impress your girlfriends, not me.

11 No matter what you say your ex-girlfriend is a whore
As long as you realize that's what my next girlfriend's gonna say about you, it's cool with me.

12 Its good to be sensitive, sometimes
Sometimes, yes, always, no.

13 If you did something wrong or even if you didnt, apologise
How about you just stick to the cooking and other household chores hmm? See? Ain't this great?


14 Be spontanious, dinner and a movie wont always cut it
See, now if my gf were in a situation like yours (assuming) where your guy supports you while you suck away at his money and health, then yeah i suppose she'd feel the same way. Fortunately for me, she's realistic and is just as busy with work and college to be just as tired as i am. A dinner and a movie is great for both of us.

15 We are self-conscious by nature, we cant help it
Then i suppose you're aware of how incredibly wrong and biased these items are eh?

16 We are drama queens
Generalizing much? You're a drama queen perhaps. My gf sure as hell isn't a drama queen.

17 Fashion police do exist
Then feel free to call me a fashion terrorist

18 Dont ask us to give h**d THATS JUST GROSS
Fair enough. I however don't have to ask my gf to do it, it's all about pleasing the partner.

19 We absolutly DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems or anything else you and your friends talk about
I don't care about shopping and never pretend i do.

20 Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times
I'd get my face busted in if i did that.

21 We dont shave our legs everyday so get over it
That's nice Yeti . My gf doesn't need to do it every day. Once in a while is enough.

22 Don't make bets about us, we always find out
No you don't.

23 Shave, no matter how cool you think your goatee, beard or moustache looks, we hate it
Maybe for you. My gf. likes my goatee just fine.

24 Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not
I really have to worry about what kind of guys you go out with.....

25 Dont compare our breasts with Pamela Andersons, hers are fake, just remember that you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers
jealous much? Breast size matters, but not to guys who want a relationship. Sound familiar?

26 It is not cool to shoot snot rockets


27 We are beautiful at all times
Ummmm......yeah........my friend Mr. Mirror here disagrees. He'd like to meet you.

28 We will always thnk we are fat, so humour us and tell us we aren't
Get over your complexes and i won't have to.

29 You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down huge guys and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why ht hell cant you piss in the toilet and not on it
I piss just fine, thanks. But again, i have to wonder what kind of guys you go out with...

30 Most importantly, we are always right so don't forget it
Given the extreme level of crap in your post......i'd just like to tell you to use that "self-consciousness" to realize.......that you're not.

Also.......try to find guys that aren't reboots from the local jail and then you won't complain this much mkay?

~wickerman~

Oh we all know you like old men who like to take young guys back to their house far away from prying eyes to show them their 'lightsabers'..disgust

Originally posted by Wickerman

17 Fashion police do exist
Then feel free to call me a fashion terrorist

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Oh we all know you like old men who like to take young guys back to their house far away from prying eyes to show them their 'lightsabers'..disgust

My lightsaber is blue. I cut horny guys in half with it.

blue is my fav colour

<.......wats with the face shellie

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi


Star Wars has perverted me. I blame George Lucas for his subtle sexual suggestions in his perverted movies disgust

wat??

Originally posted by nitro-swicked
<.......wats with the face shellie its my serious poker face look ....see?

i forgot to mention the star wars thing. luckily i found a gal who is as big a star wars geek as i am.

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Star Wars has perverted me. I blame George Lucas for his subtle sexual suggestions in his perverted movies disgust

Especially when characters...impale ...others.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i forgot to mention the star wars thing. luckily i found a gal who is as big a star wars geek as i am.

Sonofabitch disgust

I was going to ask where you found her.....

Originally posted by Ms Flower
its my serious poker face look ....see?
ok....

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Sonofabitch disgust

I was going to ask where you found her.....
i found her right fukking here.

Originally posted by nitro-swicked
ok....

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Especially when characters...impale ...others.
like.....um....han impaling leia?

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
Especially when characters...impale ...others.

Obi Wan: "You were my brother Anakin...I loved you"

Homosexuality and incest! You sick perverted man George! disgust

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
i found her right fukking here.

I know...hence the rolling of eyes....cause Im stupid.

why are you stupid?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why are you stupid?

He's one of those kids "who can't read good and do other things good too"



~wickerman~

Cause I forgot you met on KMC

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
why are you stupid?

Because he is stupid.

Originally posted by Wickerman
He's one of those kids "who can't read good and do other things good too"



~wickerman~

Im special and I have a name badge to prove it schmoll

Originally posted by Sir Mist
Im special and I have a name badge to prove it schmoll

I'm sure you do

~wickerman~

his mom was right. he is special!!!

My mom, my teacher, my psychia...I mean....my...special doctor...

special olympics?

Yeah, we swim in the shallow end only, and most of the field events are in the sandpit so we dont get hurt

do you wear floaties?

Of course shock The shallow end is dangerous!