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It is the birthday of the great God Raz, to whom we all owe our existences. All kneel and pay homage unto our Lord!

You'll be old and wrinky soon, buddy!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nooooooooooooo! I hate you! You beat me to it! I was going to open the Razamataz thread!

Gona sulk Raz! Spoiled my fun! Party pooper!

Errr... oops! Why didn't you say? Go on, do what you were going to do anyway!

If Raz was God, I'd kill myself.

Anyway, Happy birthday. How old are you, you dinosaur?

*whispers to To*
He's younger than you bud..

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Beep, beep, whistle, ooooooooooo!


What was that R2??? Happy Birthday to who??? Ah the creator! Well of course Happy Birthday to him!!! I wouldn't want him to shut us down.

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hhhhhhaaaaaappppppyyyy BIRTHDAY!

Happy birthday old-un.

Happy Birthday, oldster!

Happy Birthday Raz !!!!


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All hail the great and powerful Raz !!!

*whispers*

I'll be over later with the cupcakes....

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, you big giant head!

Next thing is that he wants presents..... tsssssssss...

Anyway, here's to you, my young apprentice.

To, I think its time to kill yourself.

Anyway, thanks guys! Its very nice of you.

Oh yes, Gundy dearie, I'll be waiting... http://216.40.201.38/otn/love/luvlove.gif

NO, YOU WON'T!!!!!!!!!!

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We're just having friendly drinks...see ?

And after we've had a few drinks.....see ?

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TOO FRIENDLY!!!!!

Calm down dear....how about a glass of wine to soothe your nerves ?

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GET AWAY FROM HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, now....your head will explode if you keep doing that.

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Yes, I have a headache now. Come with me to the closet and take care of me? Please??

Sorry I was slow of posting here, as I've had the flu for the past three days and have only been feeling good enough to post a couple times.

But anyways:

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy bd Raz

Sorry queeqster - but she's got an appointment with the Raz Meister

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha.

queeq, you might be able to keep Gundy under control if you wouldn't yell and make demands at her all the time.

Happy birthday Raz

She likes me to yell. If I don't she'll say things like: "You don't love me anymore" and other yiping like that.

Happy Birthday Raz!!!!!
May the force be with you

Women....the weirdest of our species.

Sorry to hear you're sick Lance - hope you feel better soon.

queeq - I know you're faking that headache...see, this doesn't bother you at all. http://members.lycos.nl/Dodotje/smilies/smash.gif

So how are you celebrating the big day, RazMan ?
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Another thing about me being sick is my tonsils are 2 sizes bigger than they should be and I can barely talk, and I can hardly swallow liquids. So because of that I have only had a couple bites of food in three days.

Are you getting them removed ?

I'm sick right now as well, though I am nearly over it. Been there with the bad throats before, Lance!

My tonsils aren't coming out yet.

I was told I had to have had tonsilitis 8 times during the course of one year before they would do the operation. This is 2 times this year so far.

Good Lord, Lance!

What?

At least now they have gone down and I can finally eat and drink. But it still hurts to swallow.

*sends tons of ice cream to Lance*


Hey Raz ! Is the party still going on ?
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NO IT's NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like we are.....

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Baby with you, its always going on

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Party On !!!!

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Oops....looks like Raz had to cut & run....

Well, he TRIED to run, but I did the CUT.

Well then this is a good a time as any to eat..


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Sorry mate, but don't you know? I'm omnipotent.

And I'm drunk.

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I've probably already said this, but I'm going to say it again: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAZ!!! Razzle-dazzle, razzle-dazzle...

So, you turned 101 today? Good for you.

I just got sick. I have conjunctivitis (a very mild case) and a spot of the flu or common cold. So does Rex.

Did I get you guys sick?

No, it's not you. It's that brother of mine.

well, the party's still goin on!

yes, but not of you

We caught the wacko flu.

only solution is to kill yourself

Do it do it do it!

ok; go ahead, make your day

Hmm...hey, I'm better. It's a miracle!

No. Its what we slipped in your drink.

And injected in your arm.

Shhhh.....he doesn't know about that.

He doesn't know about the rectal implant either.

*runs for the door*

He runs, I stop him.

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Raz will be most displeased with the degradation we've committed here.

And so will Ush.

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Ouchy!

Who cares. http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/otn/violent/PANZER.gif

You'll care after Raz puts gum on your JC chair and you sit in it.

I have a KC CHAIR?????????

JC !

Get closer to the screen dear.

You should readjust my fingers again.

Anyway, raz always lets me sit on the floor.

So you're Raz's footstool ?

You think that's the itch I always feel on my back when I'm in there?

No, thats me sitting behind you.

Ah, very good. http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/knuddel.gif

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Try looking at it again.

hmm teen bop

Lovely.

and yet so unskilled

We only make it look like that online.

you wish

I don't think there are any XXX smilies.

I dunno.... http://www.maverickreport.com/images/smilies/booby.gif

queeq found the porno-smilie site.

of course, it is run from Holland

or another country

Can only be Belgium or Germany then

It has to be Switzerland

or some east european countries

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internet is full of XXX smilies

Gee I never knew sperm were smurf-blue.

You've obviously never looked close enough then!

Smurf blue is normal isn't it???

*gets microscope*

Ahem, I'll need a sample from somebody.

*Walks away inconspicously(or so he thinks), hands in pockets whistling the Imperial Theme tume*

*pushed Corran to Gundark*

Err, Hi Gundy, thought I'd just tell you that Yerss wants to volunteer, yes, yes that's it Yerss wants to volunteer!!!!

Hehehe. Well if you guys can't perform, you can't perform.

*goes looking for Raz*

I have to explain you some things about aliens, I think

Men and their pride. If you have no manhood just admit it. We won't ricicule you too much.




Maybe.

*hands Gundy a jar*

Stole this from a laboratory since Queeq and Raz aren't here and I'm not giving any samples.

So you don't have any manhood either, Rex?

I do, but I'm not showing you!

So, who's the girl REX?

playboy magazine

well lets not hope it is Playgirl magazine

*Note to self*
Re-new subscirption to Playgirl!

*Pops head around toilet door*

Errrr Gundy dear, have got any more of those sample cups?

Yes, but I'll need to see some I.D. first.

yeah flash those i.d.`s

Ok, here's my.........

"Dennis the Menace" fan club card

You expect me to believe that ?

I'll need something more real. Like an expired library card from a different country.

dont ask Yers then cause all Belgians are illiterate

Andorra, the smallest country in Europe has a literacy rate of 100%.

See ? Lauren paid attention in history class.

Actually I paid attention to the website that had all of that stuff about GL being annoying. Andorra also has an unemployment rate of 0.

You sure picked the wrong thread to become "statto".

Here Gundy, how about this card from that fine establishment, "Lord Mechmoggy's Gentlemens Club", will that do?

no spaming in this bar, and no limey clubs allowed here

Twas no spam, just a reference to that excellent club long gone.

*puts glasses on bridge of nose, examines card*

I guess it'll have to do.

*hands Mech a thimble*

Use the men's room behind the bar. And don't spill any mind you, yerssot just mopped the floor in there. Hurry it up, will ya, I haven't got all day.

Woah, who died and made Gundy little miss whiplash then?

Your mama.

Corran's mom died?

Mech just likes it the way. So does queeq. I'm just catering to their egos actually. Its something silly I do in my spare time.

catering huh? get all the food you have and bring it to me!... mah's paying...

Now that Raz's birthday has come and gone I'm closing this one..