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Submit a Confession.

I Like Porn.

I kill people for their skin.

I hate christians, but I'm starting to get over it. In my younger life I came into contact with some very evil Christains who tried to do me harm. I have come to learn that not all Christians are bad people and some may even be Jesus like.

I dislike self imposed ignorance.

I Hate Christianit... but still treat the people with respect... unless theya re thoes dim - witted close minded idiotic fundamentalist... or just close minded.

or in any way act like any member of that "Trading Spouses" epesoide......

I am perfect so I have nothing to confess.

Originally posted by Atlantis001
I am perfect so I have nothing to confess. As am I......Of course we are all connected, so we are all just the way we should be.

Hmmmm...OK I confess I don't drink enough water...

Originally posted by Atlantis001
I am perfect so I have nothing to confess.

And modest too.

I sacrificed a goat to the Dark Lord. That's a sin, right? Oh, yeah... in doing so I initiated the apocolypse. My bad. Well, since I confessed, I get off scot free!

I killed an evil chicken in the name of killing evil....Nasty mean evil.!!

copy cat!

But I really did it...............

Originally posted by debbiejo
But I really did it...............

She really did!

When driving, I once ran over a cat (I think... it could've been a rabbit... or a small dog) and didn't stop to find out whose it was

Well, I can say i dont HATE anyone. Hate is the most undesirable feeling ever - not to mention that its a cause of suffering, for myself, rather than the person im supposed to be hating.

As for confession - i like and have premarital sex.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
i like and have premarital sex.


so.... how you doin'?

lol

You. Me. Bed. Now.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
Submit a Confession.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
lol

You. Me. Bed. Now.

I confess to being a little turned on right now

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
She really did!

Never underestimate the power of PMS..

Originally posted by debbiejo
Never underestimate the power of PMS..


I don't want to be near you when you turn 50...

...Nah....I'm better now....It was an evil nasty pecking rooster....someone had to kill it.

I had one of those, a huge bird called Conan, attacked anyone and everyone, even I, who fed the bloody thing. Attacked me on the one occasion I wore shorts when I was 15. It was a hot summer. The resulting gash on my leg needed 6 stitches.

Conan lived for a further 2 years after that before eventually dying of a heart attack (because he was an old bird who ate far to much cake.) If my father had had his way he wouldn't have lived a day after, but then I'm a softy at heart, even when it comes to brutal roosters with massive spurs of DEATH!!!!

^ I tried to get my little mean pecker to OD on tylenol PM....but he wouldn't eat it.......

No plan ever survives contact with the enemy. Though cake seems to work. Of course I didn't think of killing the blighter, just making him fat enough so he wouldn't have the puff to mount attacks against anybody. I like to think he was happy, in his own sadistic way.

And was the OD going to look like an acident to the poultry squad? I never thought of that.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
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And was the OD going to look like an acident to the poultry squad? I never thought of that.

Well, I didn't want him to hurt....But the OD thing...he was toooo smart for....never thought about the cake thing........So, the poultry squad were all female, and so...never said a word, just gossiped about it....

Looks like someones confession was a weeeeeee bit confessional..

To Who Ever's Religion it May concern:

I hate Lamb And Drank milk in the Same Meal.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
To Who Ever's Religion it May concern:

I hate Lamb And Drank milk in the Same Meal.

Interesting, but so obscure, that I fail to get your point.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
To Who Ever's Religion it May concern:

I hate Lamb And Drank milk in the Same Meal.

It's only wrong if it is cooked in its mothers milk according to the OT.

Sin, you must believe to commit. You should know better than to do both. That would be wrong to yourself.

Edit:

Hello, pleasure, all.

one confession one plea:
Lord save me from your follwers

Originally posted by finti
one confession one plea:
Lord save me from your follwers

Yah! finti's back.

Just don't look directly into his eyes....

Originally posted by finti
one confession one plea:
Lord save me from your follwers
*debbiejo runs and locks the door*....Someone grab a rope.

Trapped!....Must be that destiny thingie on his sig.

pizza *temps with pizza*

yeah cause these icy blue eyes of mine would make Medusa look like a novice

Originally posted by finti
yeah cause these icy blue eyes of mine would make Medusa look like a novice

It can't be that bad.

Originally posted by finti
yeah cause these icy blue eyes of mine would make Medusa look like a novice Well I've heard that about Norwegians...and the hair yeah...Medusa like...quite appealing... ...Better to look into a reflection....

You know Medusa was quite beautiful.She was once a beautiful maiden whose hair was her chief glory, but as she dared to vie in beauty with Athena, the goddess deprived her of her charms and changed her beautiful ringlets into hissing serpents....bad bad Jealous Athena.

When I was 4 I tortured a kitten. He is still alive and Un-Harmmed. He is very Old, over 14 years now.

This isn't my cat, nor was it ever.

I Felt sorry and regretful for what I did ever scicne, I know it was wrong and never have done anything of the sort afterwards. I love cats.

Well ok once when I was 8, I put our cat in the refrigerater to see what would happen, then I put him in the freezer......Then I felt bad...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well ok once when I was 8, I put our cat in the refrigerater to see what would happen, then I put him in the freezer......Then I felt bad...

Did you take him out in time or was he a cat-sickle?

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Did you take him out in time or was he a cat-sickle?

Guess?

Originally posted by debbiejo


Guess?

Poor cat.

Gone the way of the chicken.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
Poor cat.

Gone the way of the chicken.

Nah...It lived....

Let me think now...since I didn't have enough sleep, I'm sure I can remember something else to confess...hmmmmm........Actually I did do good things...I was kinda weird....I saved bugs from the swimming pool and gave them little pushes on the tummies...and I helped the sap trees by putting bandages made of leaves on their sappy wounds...

Forgive me father for I have sinned it has been....wait a minute....where are the candles?

You can't do it without candles...got have them.......they're oh so nice...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Nah...It lived....

Let me think now...since I didn't have enough sleep, I'm sure I can remember something else to confess...hmmmmm........Actually I did do good things...I was kinda weird....I saved bugs from the swimming pool and gave them little pushes on the tummies...and I helped the sap trees by putting bandages made of leaves on their sappy wounds...

So I am not the only one... I saved bugs from pool too, and one time I made a bandage made of leave to heal a bug who lost a leg, but my cousin killed it, that bastard !!!

Well I killed a baby rabbit...I thought it really liked that droppers of water I was giving it, but what it was really doing was gasping for air.....I think I filled up it's lungs.....

Originally posted by AOR
dang fire codes, how am I supposed to have an absent minded confession if I don't have candles? I might actually have to be sorry and think during this one...

Oh my We wouldn't want that.

I laughed at a fat girl who fell down the stairs of my high school. It was like she would never stop rolling.

Originally posted by El_NINO
I laughed at a fat girl who fell down the stairs of my high school. It was like she would never stop rolling.

I Confession, I found your post really funny.

I was mad at my little sister for ratting me out to my dad when I snuck out of the house on a school night, so I loaded her little dachsund (weiner dog) into the car and drove like 30 miles away and left it out in the middle of downtown Houston. To this day, she thinks it ran away.

Originally posted by Atlantis001
So I am not the only one... I saved bugs from pool too, and one time I made a bandage made of leave to heal a bug who lost a leg, but my cousin killed it, that bastard !!!

We are saviors of bugs in pools....


OK...I faked my own death, by stuffing my clothes and saying "OK...then I'll jump!".....and through my stuffed clothes out the 2nd floor window.... and hid under the bed.....

The next voices I heard from 2 very buzzed peole were "WOW!, she really did it."



What I'll do sometimes....

Originally posted by debbiejo
Well I killed a baby rabbit...I thought it really liked that droppers of water I was giving it, but what it was really doing was gasping for air.....I think I filled up it's lungs.....

I know you shouldn't talk about people's confession BUT..

You DROWNED a rabbit with the droppers? LOL thats the funniest thign I'v herd scince I just signed into KMC five minutes ago.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
I know you shouldn't talk about people's confession BUT..

You DROWNED a rabbit with the droppers? LOL thats the funniest thign I'v herd scince I just signed into KMC five minutes ago.

Laugh at my pain....I felt bad....Imagine my surprise...Well, we buried it in the place where I killed everything else....

I do have such a place.....But I try to make things live, honestly...

As of late, I did really save a bird...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Laugh at my pain....I felt bad....Imagine my surprise...Well, we buried it in the place where I killed everything else....

I do have such a place.....But I try to make things live, honestly...

As of late, I did really save a bird...

It's called the pet cemetery. and they come back...

Like in the one fairly oddparents...

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
It's called the pet cemetery. and they come back... hysterical

Yeah...Seen that movie...
NO...No...no...hope they don't come back......

They will come back.... seeking vengeance for the crimes you did to them. The bunny will be there too ! animals_bunny1

Originally posted by Atlantis001
They will come back.... seeking vengeance for the crimes you did to them. The bunny will be there too ! animals_bunny1 ..No no nono......"Chronicles of Atlantis" says, if you do an incantation before the 3rd day...I'm OK....

Originally posted by debbiejo
..No no nono......"Chronicles of Atlantis" says, if you do an incantation before the 3rd day...I'm OK....

There is a bunny here that wants to talk to you. animals_bunny1

It's not my bunny...,....I did the incantation......

I'm an angel...I tried to save it....It wouldn't harm me....would it????

It was only 2 inches tall.

Originally posted by debbiejo
It's not my bunny...,....I did the incantation......

I'm an angel...I tried to save it....It wouldn't harm me....would it????

It was only 2 inches tall.

That's strange!? It now seems to be 7 feet tall, with a bad overbite.

2 inches tall? That's a mighty small zombie bunny. You could probably step on it, or put a glass bottle over it like one does with spiders, and keep it as a new, slightly more unkillable pet.

Hey sure....We saw with what happened with pet cemetery....It would eat through the floor and eat my face.....NO no no no..

It would just be its way of showing pet like affection I'm sure. There would be no malice.

I wish I had an exciting tale of murder and intrigue... Oh there was the time I committed murder with the lead pipe in the Kitchen while under the alias of Professor Plum. And I would have got away with it to if not for Colonel Mustard.

Such an exciting life........OK I cheat at cards...I stack the deck..

OH, and I don't care how much the zombie bunny loves me...I don't want it to eat my face...

Heheh. And I'm not sure if it is a confession, but I'd probably cheat at cards if I knew how to. Go Fish is such a pain.

You can't stack "go fish"..


OK....I faked it in bed before.....

I assume you talking about cheating at cards ........... unless


But then hasn't everyone (not sure if I should be saying that, but eh)



I know, that's why it's such a pain.

Yeah cards... Poke Her.

Originally posted by finti
one confession one plea:
Lord save me from your follwers
Write it on a note and send it to Santa. Maybe you'll get your wish.

Originally posted by sonnet
Write it on a note and send it to Santa. Maybe you'll get your wish.

He doesn't believe in Santa, but I bet you do.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
He doesn't believe in Santa, but I bet you do.
Sorry to dissapoint you...

Originally posted by sonnet
Sorry to dissapoint you...

You don't disappoint me, I have low expectations. jk

Originally posted by sonnet
Write it on a note and send it to Santa. Maybe you'll get your wish. Did doesn't believe in Santa nor the tooth fairy, and oh that's really really sad there....

5 Pages Already? My baby is growing!

I'm afraid of People with loud Voices.

Then can be the smallest of midgets, but guys with loud voices freak me out.

Originally posted by Koala MeatPie
5 Pages Already? My baby is growing!

I'm afraid of People with loud Voices.

Then can be the smallest of midgets, but guys with loud voices freak me out.

It's growing......yep, and who has loud voices??

I have Lied before, and will probly lie again.

Bless me for I have sinned............. ...OH yeah....It's not my fault how people react.

Originally posted by debbiejo
Bless me for I have sinned............. ...OH yeah....It's not my fault how people react.

I am sorry, we cannot bless you right now, we are all out of holy water, and do to budget constraints; we will not have any more until next month. Sorry for the inconvenience, continue sinning until then.

I've heard of Holy Vodka.........Bless me for I have sinned...

I'm sinning now...........Stop body stop me....... ........Weee sin is fun..

Sinning some more now........Isn't anyone gonna stop me?

Still sinning............

Still sinning...........No one cares do they....bawling.......I had sugar, and it's very very bad for you........

Hey, we have 2 confession thread?.....Good! We can sin twice as often.

Mine is the Original, Can't touch this!

I searched the forums!

This is Mine ALL MINE! And Mine only. NO MERGING! if anything, The others Merge to MINE! With MY name as authorship, NO threads will be stolen away from me like the "show off your desktop thread" MINE!



Ad "Greed" and "Selffishness"

Bless me father for I have sinned....Bless?...Now I don't get that, they want a blessing for sinning...You don't get a blessing if you don't sin, but it is better to sin and get blessed to death.

10 dollars, and you shall be forgiven ! Just 5, if you have bought an indulgence at the temple next to your home.

What do I get for $2.00?

For 2 you get nothing... well, a blessing perhaps.

They should sell indulgences on the Internet... something like indulgence.com...

Seriously now, Did you know they still sell indulgences in vatican, a friend of mine bought one just to show us.

I didn't know that. I do know that it is a sin for a Catholic to visit anyother church that is not Catholic....I wonder how many hail Marys that is worth....

Hells, I visited a Church the other day that wasn't even Christian. So much trouble to be in. I imagine it would be quite embarrassing for those who believe in Hell



Even when ones doing nothing wrong it's wrong. Oh well.

How could you visit a non christian church... Oh I want to go to one toooooooooooo.....

Well, I guess it's wasn't really a non-Christian Church - a non-Christian place of worship is more accurate. I just have a tendency to classify them all as Churches or temples.

I would suppose that Buddhists and Tao's, and Spiritualists along with Native Americans amongst others don't confess to anyone. Yet they are superior by most in the life they lead. Meaning that they are a good example to others on how to treat the earth and other human beings and even animals. What's missing in the Christian, and Muslim faiths? The faiths of the "One god?"

And yet they don't badger to conform others to their belief, yet lead by example.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I would suppose that Buddhists and Tao's, and Spiritualists along with Native Americans amongst others don't confess to anyone. Yet they are superior by most in the life they lead. Meaning that they are a good example to others on how to treat the earth and other human beings and even animals. What's missing in the Christian, and Muslim faiths? The faiths of the "One god?"

And yet they don't badger to conform others to their belief, yet lead by example.

The idea of "forgiveness" can lead people to the rationalization of "sin now, forgiveness later". With Buddhism, we must live with the mistakes we make; there is no god given forgiveness.

OH....Like credit.

I got a Visa.

Originally posted by debbiejo
OH....Like credit.

I got a Visa.

And some people max out their card and go for bankruptcy.

Jumpy

Oh god there is a hell after all...

In the end, it is all about money, and banks.

Originally posted by Atlantis001
In the end, it is all about money, and banks.

Yes, but in the end, we don't own anything, not even our own bodies.

I'm holding on to my body, sorry....It's a security blankie thing.

Originally posted by debbiejo
I'm holding on to my body, sorry....It's a security blankie thing.

Death will take it from you.

Whooo..Its like naked...

Originally posted by debbiejo
Whooo..Its like naked...

A bunch of naked spirts touching each other...Well, they aren't in solid form you know.

ghost2ghost2ghost2


^ Trinity.

Originally posted by debbiejo
A bunch of naked spirts touching each other...Well, they aren't in solid form you know.

ghost2ghost2ghost2


^ Trinity.


ghost2ghost2ghost2blowupghost2ghost2ghost2

You're a bad man.....Killing my spirits...

wine

It is their punishment after life ! To be blew up for all eternity !

Originally posted by Atlantis001
It is their punishment after life ! To be blew up for all eternity !

That is what I thought about, popcorn. So is Corn, popcorn?

Corns a band group.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
That is what I thought about, popcorn. So is Corn, popcorn?

I think I got this in the wrong place.

What place should it be in? There are many dimensions.

Originally posted by debbiejo
What place should it be in? There are many dimensions.

#9

??....me not follow.........Is that infinity?

Originally posted by debbiejo
??....me not follow.........Is that infinity?

No, infinty + 1.

baby me no no then.

Originally posted by debbiejo
baby me no no then.

You no no?

Or you know no? Or you no know? Or you know know?

I confess I have no idea what this is about. And that's no as in no.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
I confess I have no idea what this is about. And that's no as in no.

What a relief.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
No, infinty + 1.

Infinite + 2 is better

Originally posted by Atlantis001
Infinite + 2 is better

That would be 10 on it's side.

I confess To many things, and bumping this thread, no way is it going to die on my watch

Confess all your Filthy little SINS you INFIDELS !

ALL OF YOU ! CONFESS !

Bless me father for I have sinned... I have never been to confession.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Bless me father for I have sinned... I have never been to confession.

Sorry to say...you are going to Hell....i dont mean to offend you...but you are going to Hell...God still loves you...he will always love you....but you're still going to Hell

In fact, God is sending you to Hell, SIMPLY because he loves you that much....he wants you to learn a valuable lesson...and teaching people lessons with eternal torment is the ultamate Love....

Just confess your disgusting little sins before its too late.....maybe God will have mercy on your dirty soul...you child of Satan you....

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
Sorry to say...you are going to Hell....i dont mean to offend you...but you are going to Hell...God still loves you...he will always love you....but you're still going to Hell

In fact, God is sending you to Hell, SIMPLY because he loves you that much....he wants you to learn a valuable lesson...and teaching people lessons with eternal torment is the ultamate Love....

Just confess your disgusting little sins before its too late.....maybe God will have mercy on your dirty soul...you child of Satan you....

Hmmm. Harsh but fair.

Originally posted by Lord Urizen
I'm dumb.

Originally posted by FeceMan
Let is be firm and steadfast friends Lord Urizen.





Yes. Yes I do.

Um....whats a sin?

Well since a sin is a religious thing and I'm not then that means I haven't any sins so I cast the first stone.

I'm a Buddhist. Is that a big enough sin?

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

I have decided and judged Lord Urizen, as an arrogant, annoying, pathetic troll, with nothing better to do with their time than to troll the Religion forum by spamming his uselessness.

Originally posted by Imperial_Samura
Bless me father for I have sinned... I have never been to confession. I've always wanted to do it in a confession booth, is that a sin??

Originally posted by debbiejo
I've always wanted to do it in a confession booth, is that a sin?? yesno2

Originally posted by debbiejo
I've always wanted to do it in a confession booth, is that a sin??

Depends, are you telling the priest what you are doing? Does instant absolution make it not a sin?

Are Catholics the only ones with confessionals? Do any other Christian sects have them?

Confession booths are for groping.

You got to do it standing up.........they are so small.......

They have little hand holes now...