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In your house, is the toilet paper positioned in the dispenser with the sheets coming off from the top, or bottom?

Definitely the top.

you're forgetting the one question that tells you more about a person's personality than that-
crumple or fold? I fold.

also, wipe crack to taint, taint to crack, or the rare sideways?

WTF? how can you tell one from the other? Does it matter?

It's weird. My friend had his toilet paper coming from the bottom for years and years then one day he accidentally put it on whereby it came off from the top and his eyeball popped out and he melted into the floor...

I don't usually think about which way I position my toilet paper but now that I think about it, I think I should make it coming from the top.

i use it to wipe, who cares?

Mines just a pile of rolls on the floor, I don't believe in paying for a dispenser.

It's illegal in England to have toilet paper hanging in the inproper overhand fashion.

From underneath, or not at all.

Like eggmayo, my toilet paper is a pile. But, in a cabinet.

Originally posted by mechmoggy
It's illegal in England to have toilet paper hanging in the inproper overhand fashion.

From underneath, or not at all.

What the hell? Why do you come here instead of the SW forums? You are a moderator there..

I use leaves to clean myself

Doesn't that hurt?

no its much better and natural

Poison ivy leaves?

... no silly

Well first of all I'm so anal,...LOL that I fold, also I don't pay attention how I put a new roll on...sometimes it's one way other time it's the other way....OH and I've used leaves too Only the soft ones though..

Top.

Bottom.

Top. My housemate has a real issue about that for some unknown reason

HAHA!! REBELLION!!

(Look at the third choice )

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Top. My housemate has a real issue about that for some unknown reason
My friend does too. I asked him why and he told me that the other way looks 'gay'.

Originally posted by overlord
What the hell? Why do you come here instead of the SW forums? You are a moderator there..

Eh?

Related question: why does it have to be perforated into squares? Who has ever used one square? I mean, it's not like the material is so tough to rip it needs perforations. Why not a long rectangle, since that's probably what everyone uses (ie, several squares worth). Think of the $$$ and energy that would be saved if the perforating machines had to go ka-ching one-fourth of the time. No wonder gas prices are so high.

And don't you just love toilet paper commercials? So sanitized, so distracting from the purpose of the product. Next time you're watching one, use x-ray vision to peer through all that jingle and envision the product in use.

Madison Avenue at its best, folks. lamo

top. and as for the wiping question, i do whatever the situation calls for. up, down, even sideways. whatever gets the job done.

Over the top, but then again, most things I do are over the top.